House Dad’s Literary Life Chapter 794: Where are you holy? (three/four)

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在米国,很多人瞧不起黄种人,瞧不起在他们看来孱弱的中华人,墨鹤年倒是因为他火爆的脾气、爱玩的牛仔性格,得到了这些人的尊重。

In the United States, many people look down on yellow people and Chinese people who are weak in their eyes, but Mo Henian is respected by these people because of his hot temper and playful cowboy character.

别看道格跟墨鹤年喷着垃圾话,还嚷嚷地算计着墨鹤年的古董枪,可是他并没有小瞧墨鹤年,至少说话的时候,言语里保持着平起平坐的态度。要不是确实玩不过来,道格或许还会跟墨鹤年称兄道弟了!

Don’t look at Doug and Mo Henian spouting trash talk and arguing about Mo Henian’s antique gun, but he didn’t underestimate Mo Henian, at least when he spoke, he maintained an equal attitude in his words. If it weren’t for the fact that he couldn’t play it, Doug might have called Mo Henian a brother!

这很难得!因为道格也就认可墨鹤年一个黄种人,他见到杨轶的时候,就没正眼看过这个年轻的黄种人,还没做理智地分析之前,他便已经不把杨轶当成一回事。

This is rare! Because Doug also recognized Mo Henian as a yellow race. When he saw Yang Yi, he didn’t look at this young yellow race. Before he made a rational analysis, he didn’t take Yang Yi for a while. thing.

在杨轶和克雷文做第二轮比赛的准备时候,道格还调侃着墨鹤年,说他居然找个毛头小子来顶替出场,太没种了!

While Yang Yi and Craven were preparing for the second round, Doug also teased Mo Henian, saying that he actually found a young boy to replace him.

后面,尼尔森和那几个老头看到杨轶接替墨鹤年出场,也在议论纷纷。

In the back, Nielsen and the old men were discussing when they saw Yang Yi replace Mo Henian.

“他让他女婿上场,不会真的有什么底牌没翻出来吧?”

“He let his son-in-law play, wouldn’t there really be any trump cards?”

“yang还是不错的,我喜欢这个小伙子!希望他能把我的火烧云赢回来!”

“Yang is still good, I like this guy! Hope he can win my Huoshaoyun back!”

“什么叫你的火烧云!赢不赢还不知道,都没见他打过飞碟,刚才还在问规则。”

“What do you call your Huoshaoyun! I don’t know if I can win or not. I haven’t seen him play a flying saucer before. I was still asking about the rules just now.”

“mo为什么让他去打克雷文?克雷文实力可不咋样,这种双多向飞碟,五把能打中两个就差不多了,mo自己上的话,赢面可能还大一些!”有个老头疑惑地说道。

“Why did mo let him fight Craven? Craven’s strength is not that good. For this kind of double multi-directional flying saucer, it is almost the same if he can hit two of five. If Mo himself plays, the chance of winning may be greater. !” An old man said suspiciously.

尼尔森的视线落在了正皱眉头看着杨轶的墨鹤年身上,他猜测道:“估计mo也是想照顾一下他的女婿,年轻人头一回打这个,给他一个不强的对手,省得他输得太惨……”

Nelson’s eyes fell on Mo Henian, who was frowning at Yang Yi, and he guessed: “I guess Mo also wants to take care of his son-in-law. This is the first time the young man hit this, and gave him a weak one. to save him from losing too badly…”

尼尔森不知道,他确实是猜对了墨鹤年一部分想法。

Nelson didn’t know, he did guess some of Mo Henian’s thoughts correctly.

杨轶也不知道,老丈人别看平时凶巴巴的,心里头还是在为他着想。

Yang Yi didn’t know either, but the old man didn’t think he was usually fierce, but he was still thinking about him.

要是墨鹤年固执,他铁定舍不得将克雷文这个他赢面比较大的对手让给杨轶。但比赛输赢不重要,一把古董枪再值钱也就十来万美元,墨鹤年不想打击杨轶的积极性,也想相信杨轶一把。

If Mo Henian was stubborn, he would definitely be reluctant to give up Craven, his opponent with a better chance of winning, to Yang Yi. But winning or losing the game doesn’t matter. No matter how much an antique gun is worth, it will only be worth a hundred thousand dollars. Mo Henian didn’t want to discourage Yang Yi’s enthusiasm, and he also wanted to trust Yang Yi.

……

“准备!”场边有裁判在喊了。

“Prepare!” the referee shouted from the sidelines.

率先射击的杨轶没有像墨鹤年和道格一样,姿势标准地将枪水平握持好,枪托靠近腋部,这样可以随时顶着肩部开枪。杨轶没有这个习惯,他放松地端着枪,枪口还斜向下,直直地站着,眼睛注视着场地中间抛靶机的方向。

Yang Yi, who was the first to shoot, did not hold the gun horizontally in a standard posture like Mo Henian and Doug, with the **** close to his armpit, so that he could shoot with his shoulders at any time. Yang Yi didn’t have this habit, he held the gun relaxedly, the muzzle was still slanted downward, he stood up straight, and his eyes were fixed on the direction of the shooting machine in the middle of the field.

两个飞碟被悄无声息地抛了出来,就在这一瞬间,杨轶的眼神变得凌锐起来。只见他瞬间做好了开枪的姿势,枪托顶住肩膀,扣动扳机

The two flying saucers were quietly thrown out, and at this moment, Yang Yi’s eyes became sharp. I saw that he was ready to shoot in an instant, the **** of the gun was against his shoulder, and he pulled the trigger

砰、砰!

Bang, bang!

第一枪,甩枪口,第二枪……

The first shot, the muzzle, the second shot…

姿势很帅!

Stunning pose!

但空中没有粉红色的粉末爆出,有点尴尬,他两枪都没打中……

But there was no pink powder in the air, a little embarrassed, he missed two shots…

“年轻人,看我教你怎么玩枪!”接替他上场的克雷文似乎觉得杨轶是菜鸟,得意洋洋地开了两枪,居然还打中了一枪!

“Young man, watch me teach you how to play with a gun!” Craven, who took his place, seemed to think that Yang Yi was a rookie, and fired two shots triumphantly, but he even shot one!

这对枪法不太准的白人胖子克雷文来说,确实是一个意外的惊喜。

This was indeed an unexpected surprise for Craven, a fat white man with poor marksmanship.

“唉!克雷文运气太好了!”老头们一阵惋惜。

“Alas! Craven is so lucky!” The old men regretted for a while.

“yang有点难了。”尼尔森都有些担忧地看着杨轶。

“Yang is a bit difficult.” Nelson looked at Yang Yi with some worry.

“轮到你了!”克雷文呵呵笑着,从杨轶身边走过。

“It’s your turn!” Craven laughed and walked past Yang Yi.

杨轶没有喷垃圾话,他淡定地站在一边,刚才他其实快打中了,只是稍微偏了一些,尤其是第一枪,他都能感觉到子弹扩散的范围已经很接近命中飞碟。

Yang Yi didn’t spit trash, he stood calmly on the side, he was about to hit just now, but just a little off, especially the first shot, he could feel that the range of bullets spread was very close to hitting UFO.

这猎枪毕竟是霰弹枪,后坐力很大,杨轶第一次接触这个世界的猎枪,还没适应,第一枪的后坐力,还影响了他开第二枪的速度,枪口的调转已经跟上了,只是开枪慢了一点。

This shotgun is a shotgun after all, and it has a lot of recoil. It was the first time Yang Yi came into contact with a shotgun in this world, and he still didn’t get used to it. The recoil of the first shot also affected the speed at which he fired the second shot and the rotation of the muzzle. Already caught up, just shot a little slower.

还好,刚才那两枪,已经让杨轶摸清楚了这把枪的情况,知道该如何调整。

Fortunately, the two guns just now have allowed Yang Yi to figure out the situation of this gun and know how to adjust it.

当然,没打中的借口可以找,但杨轶心里还是有些不痛快,前世是一个杀手,今生还是一个特种兵,这居然还落后给普通人,太丢人了!

Of course, there are excuses for missing a hit, but Yang Yi is still a little unhappy. He was a killer in his past life, and he is still a special forces soldier in this life. This is still behind for ordinary people, which is too embarrassing!

这回,杨轶不允许自己再失手!

This time, Yang Yi will not allow himself to miss another shot!

只见杨轶还是跟刚才那样持枪站着,表情有些凝重。但这个时候,身后传来了一声熟悉的喊叫:“加油,别紧张,你可以的!”

I saw that Yang Yi was still standing with a gun as he did just now, with a dignified expression. But at this time, a familiar shout came from behind: “Come on, don’t be nervous, you can do it!”

杨轶愣了一下,转过头,看向正跟他笑着握拳的墨鹤年。

Yang Yi was stunned for a moment, then turned his head to look at Mo Henian, who was smiling and clenching his fists.

老丈人居然给他加油鼓劲了!

The old man actually cheered him up!

杨轶轻轻地点点头。

Yang Yi nodded lightly.

等他回过头,他的精神越发抖擞,眼神也变得格外严厉,这一回,杨轶是真的认真了起来。

When he turned around, his spirit became more and more trembling, and his eyes became more severe. This time, Yang Yi was really serious.

“发!”

“Send!”

两个飞碟不同方向、不同抛起角度地飞了出来。

The two flying saucers flew out in different directions and at different angles.

杨轶的视线牢牢地锁定它们,瞬间也举起枪。

Yang Yi’s eyes were firmly locked on them, and he instantly raised his gun.

“砰砰!”

“Boom!”

空中爆出了两团粉红色的粉末。

Two clumps of pink powder erupted in the air.

而杨轶只是轻轻地瞥了一眼,随手扳开膛室,抛掉两个弹壳,配合着转身、走回墨鹤年身边,这一串动作行云流水,极其潇洒!

Yang Yi just glanced at it lightly, flipped open the chamber, threw away two bullet casings, turned around, and walked back to Mo Henian’s side.

“喔!”几个老头们这才反应过来,惊呼出声。

“Oh!” Only then did the old men react and exclaimed.

尼尔森还一脸惊喜地叫道:“perfet!居然是完美命中!”

Nelson also exclaimed in surprise: “perfet! It was a perfect hit!”

更别说在另一边看傻了的道格他们,他们呆若木鸡,不敢相信自己的眼睛。

Not to mention Doug and the others, who were dumbfounded on the other side, they were dumbfounded and couldn’t believe their eyes.

这边的热闹也引起了一些射击场的顾客甚至几个教练的注意,他们走过来,好奇地打听。

The liveliness here also attracted the attention of some shooting range customers and even a few coaches, who came over and asked curiously.

“这个小伙子,刚才他完美命中了双多向飞碟!”有个老头激动地向围观者们介绍。

“This young man, just now, he hit a double multi-directional flying saucer perfectly!” An old man excitedly introduced to the onlookers.

“真的?这么厉害!”

“Really? That’s amazing!”

能够一下子命中两个多向飞碟可不容易,在射击场,可能几天才能见过一次,像这几个老头,他们都几乎没有这么“好运”过。

It’s not easy to hit two multi-directional flying saucers at once. In the shooting range, it may only be seen once in a few days. Like these old men, they have hardly ever been so “lucky”.

所以,大家都议论纷纷,也期待地等着杨轶下一次射击。

Therefore, everyone was talking about it and waiting eagerly for Yang Yi’s next shooting.

至于克雷文,这家伙压力很大之下,两次射击都没有命中,已经被大家忽视了。

As for Craven, this guy was under a lot of pressure and missed two shots and was ignored by everyone.

杨轶这边,他没有看到老爷子惊讶的表情,或许墨鹤年还有些矜持,只见老爷子有些高傲地点了点头,故作不在意地评价道:“还不错,再接再厉!”

On Yang Yi’s side, he didn’t see the surprised expression of the old man. Perhaps Mo Henian was still a little reserved, but the old man nodded arrogantly and commented with a pretense of indifference: “Not bad, keep trying!”

那便再接再厉吧!

Then keep up the good work!

第三次,杨轶还是很稳健地击中了两个飞碟。

The third time, Yang Yi still hit two flying saucers very steadily.

两团粉红色的粉末在空中爆开,好像两朵盛开的鲜花一样,看得围观的人们惊叹不已。

Two clumps of pink powder exploded in the air like two blooming flowers, and the onlookers were amazed.

“这小伙子究竟是谁?这么强!”

“Who is this guy? So strong!”

“连续两把完美命中,这不是运气了啊!”

“Two perfect hits in a row, this is not luck!”

“再看下一次,他还能打中吗?”

“Let’s see again, can he still hit?”

打完之后,场边人们又开始议论了起来。

After the fight, people started talking on the sidelines again.

克雷文这一轮还是一枪不中,他承受了太大的压力,打完之后,他遗憾地摇了摇头,他知道自己的水平,先是无奈地看了一眼道格,接着背着猎枪,去跟杨轶握了握手,主动认输。

Craven still missed a shot this round. He was under too much pressure. After the fight, he shook his head regretfully. He knew his level. He glanced at Doug helplessly, then Carrying the shotgun, he shook hands with Yang Yi and voluntarily admitted defeat.

“孩子,你很强!真的很强!”克雷文耸了耸肩,说道,“后面两轮不用打了,我不可能跟你一样,连续两轮完美命中。”

“Son, you’re very strong! Really strong!” Craven shrugged and said, “You don’t have to fight in the next two rounds. I can’t be like you, with two perfect hits in a row.”

“你也很强,给了我不小的压力。”杨轶客套了两句。

“You’re also very strong, and you put a lot of pressure on me.” Yang Yi politely said a few words.

但场边的观众们不乐意了:“打完啊!克雷文,你不打,让这个孩子打完,我们还想看他神乎其神的表演!”

But the audience on the sidelines were not happy: “It’s over! Craven, if you don’t fight, let this kid finish, we still want to see his amazing performance!”

“没关系,我们还有一轮!”道格出来圆场,指着斯图沃特说道,“待会斯图沃特跟他打。”

“It’s okay, we have one more round!” Doug came out of the rounder, pointed at Stewart and said, “Stuart will fight him later.”

斯图沃特在一边苦笑,他前几天确实是打中了一次完美命中,但那是运气好,现在看杨轶射击的姿势和速度,他知道自己碰上了高手,没有多少胜算。

Stuwart smiled bitterly. He did hit a perfect hit a few days ago, but that was good luck. Now, looking at Yang Yi’s shooting posture and speed, he knew that he had run into a master, not many odds.

但牛仔们从来不会轻易退缩,斯图沃特不像克雷文那个胖子那样没种,他还是咬着牙跟杨轶比完了五组射击。

But the cowboys never backed down easily. Stewart was not as clueless as Craven’s fat guy. He still finished five sets of shots with Yang Yi through gritted teeth.

结果没有悬念,斯图沃特打中了四个飞碟,他没有能创造奇迹。

The result was no suspense, Stewart hit four flying saucers, he failed to do a miracle.

而杨轶五组射击,四组完美命中,一组出现一个小失误,只打中一个靶子。失误很正常,即便是奥运会选手,也不敢说自己枪枪都能命中双多向的飞碟。

As for Yang Yi’s shooting in five groups, four hits perfectly, while one group made a small mistake and only hit one target. Mistakes are normal, even Olympians wouldn’t dare to say that their guns can hit the flying saucers in both directions.

但即便如此,这可怕的命中率,也让周围围观群众们看得如痴如醉。

But even so, the terrifying hit rate made the onlookers fascinated.

连续在空中绽放的两朵粉红的花朵,实在是太让人震撼了!

Two pink flowers blooming in the air in a row is really shocking!

“唯一的可惜,是yang的对手不给力,斯图沃特在他面前就好像一个小婴儿!被虐得太惨了!”尼尔森哈哈大笑,现在,他心中充满了骄傲,仿佛墨鹤年不是,他才是赢了比赛的杨轶的岳父一样!

“The only pity is that Yang’s opponent is not strong enough. Stewart is like a baby in front of him! He was abused so badly!” Nelson laughed. Now, he is full of pride, as if ink He Nian is not, he is the father-in-law of Yang Yi who won the game!

“嘿嘿!道格可是要郁闷死了,他的车这回输了出去!”有个老头摩拳擦掌,“火烧云啊!我想先借来开开,你们可不要跟我抢。”

“Hey! Doug is going to die of depression. He lost his car this time!” An old man was eager to get his hands on it. /

杨轶这边,他将猎枪递到墨鹤年手里,这时候,他看到了墨鹤年欣慰的眼神,老爷子虽然不懂得表达自己对女婿的认可~IndoMTL.com~但表情和态度,已经有了很大的变化。

On Yang Yi’s side, he handed the shotgun to Mo Henian. At this time, he saw Mo Henian’s relieved eyes. Although the old man didn’t know how to express his approval of his son-in-law~IndoMTL.com~ Attitudes have changed a lot.

“打得不错!”墨鹤年亲切地拍了拍杨轶的肩膀。

“Good fight!” Mo Henian patted Yang Yi on the shoulder affectionately.

这时候,道格摇了摇头,拿着他的车钥匙走了过来。

At this point, Doug shook his head and walked over with his car keys.

“愿赌服输,mo,我的这辆跑车,是你的了!”道格倒比较大气,爽快地将钥匙抛给墨鹤年,还笑着看了看杨轶,跟墨鹤年问道,“但我有一个问题,你可得告诉我,你这个女婿究竟是何方神圣?枪玩得这么好!难道是中华国家队的运动员?”

“I’m willing to admit defeat, mo, this sports car of mine is yours!” Doug threw the key to Mo Henian cheerfully, and looked at Yang Yi with a smile, along with Mo He Nian asked, “But I have a question, you have to tell me, who is your son-in-law? You play with guns so well! Is he an athlete for the Chinese national team?”

“不是,他哪里是什么运动员!哈哈,杨轶,你告诉他你哪里来的!”墨鹤年面对道格的时候,果断膨胀起来,得意洋洋地说道。

“No, what kind of athlete is he! Haha, Yang Yi, tell him where you came from!” When Mo Henian faced Doug, he swelled up decisively and said triumphantly.

道格看向杨轶。

Doug looked at Yang Yi.

自己是哪里来的?这个问题值得斟酌。

Where did you come from? This question deserves consideration.

杨轶收束了脸上的笑容,只见他挺胸、并腿,敬了一个军礼,一脸严肃地向道格说道:“先生,我是一名退伍军人,来自中华xxxxx国人民xxx军队!”

Yang Yi stopped the smile on his face, and saw that he held his chest and legs together, gave a military salute, and said to Doug with a serious face: “Sir, I am a veteran from China xxxxx country. People’s **** army!”

       

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