House Dad’s Literary Life Chapter 793: The old man is in trouble (2/4)

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新来的三个老头,也是这个大草原镇上的农场主,叼着雪茄的那位叫道格,拥有全镇最大的农场,他左边那位胖一点的老头叫克雷文,他的农场主要是种植水果,当然,也是最靠近森林的区域,而右边那位叫斯图沃特,除了有农场之外,他还有别的牛羊生意。

The three new old men are also farmers in this prairie town. The one with the cigar is Doug, who owns the largest farm in the town. The fatter old man on his left is called Craven. His farm mainly grows fruit, and of course, it is also the area closest to the forest, and the one on the right is called Stewart. In addition to the farm, he also has other cattle and sheep businesses.

斯图沃特跟墨鹤年身边一个好友算是竞争关系,所以彼此互相怂恿起自己的同伴,虽然有说有笑,但还是略显剑拔弩张。

Stuart and Mo Henian’s close friend are considered rivals, so they encourage each other to encourage their companions. Although they talk and laugh, they are still a little bit wary.

杨轶将手中的步枪交给射击场的管理员,跟过去看热闹。

Yang Yi handed over the rifle in his hand to the administrator of the shooting range and followed the past to watch the fun.

杨轶过来的时候,脾气火爆、容易被激将的墨鹤年跟对方已经商量好了,老爷子正在扭着胳膊积极地做准备。

When Yang Yi came over, Mo Henian, who was hot-tempered and easily agitated, had already negotiated with the other party, and the old man was actively preparing with his arms twisted.

“各位先生,什么情况?”杨轶小声问了一下其他人。

“Gentlemen, what’s the situation?” Yang Yi asked the others in a low voice.

开酒吧的尼尔森笑道:“Mo接受了他们的赌局,看到那些抛靶机吗?待会每次两个碟靶抛出来,一轮抛五次,比三轮,谁赢得多,就算胜利!”

Nelson, who opened the bar, laughed: “Mo took their bet, did you see those target throwers? Later, two targets will be thrown each time, five times in one round, who wins more than three rounds. , even if you win!”

“双多向飞碟,这玩得够大,好像没人能一次射中两个碟靶吧?”旁边一个老头摇了摇头。

“Double multi-directional flying saucer, this is big enough, no one can hit two targets at once, right?” An old man next to him shook his head.

“斯图沃特打中过,就是上周的事,不知道是不是真的,反正我以前没看到他打中过,如果是真的,这家伙真的是走了狗屎运!”另一个老头说道。

“Stuart got hit, just last week, I don’t know if it’s true, I haven’t seen him hit before anyway, if it’s true, this guy really got **** Good luck!” said the other old man.

“没关系,赌注上,你的岳父不亏!”尼尔森拍了拍杨轶的肩膀,兴致勃勃地说道,“你岳父赌的是一把古董枪,道格可是赌了他最爱的跑车,论价格,道格的赌注要高两倍!”

“It doesn’t matter, your father-in-law won’t lose on the bet!” Nelson patted Yang Yi’s shoulder and said cheerfully, “Your father-in-law bet on an antique gun, but Doug bet on his favorite. Sports cars, Doug’s stakes are twice as high on price!”

“道格的车漂亮啊!”旁边一个老头馋得都要流口水了,“那颜色、那流线型的车身,就跟火烧云一样。”

“Doug’s car is beautiful!” An old man next to him was drooling with greed. “The color and the streamlined body are like burning clouds.”

“舍不得孩子套不住狼!Mo要是能赢下来,以后我们就可以借去开开!道格这家伙一毛不拔,Mo慷慨多了!”

“I can’t bear to let the child catch the wolf! If Mo can win, we can borrow it and drive it! Doug is so generous, Mo is much more generous!”

杨轶打断了他们的YY,他急切地问道:“哎,尼尔森,这比赛怎么比?道格他们那边好像三个人都要上场?我岳父就自己上?”

Yang Yi interrupted their YY, and he asked eagerly: “Hey, Nelson, how does this match compare? Doug and the others seem to have three of them to play? My father-in-law will play by himself?”

“三轮比赛,他们轮流上,其实他们枪法都差不多,图个乐子而已。”尼尔森解释道,“Mo也可以派别人上场,只是他想自己比赛。”

“Three rounds, they take turns. In fact, they all have similar marksmanship and are just having fun,” Nelson explained. “Mo can also send someone else to play, but he wants to play by himself.”

……

说话间,墨鹤年已经检查好了自己的猎枪,腰上揣了一个装子弹的兜,他墨镜都摘了下来,雄赳赳气昂昂地走到了户外场地边缘,挑衅地望着叼着雪茄上来的道格:“道格,你现在后悔还来得及!”

While speaking, Mo Henian had already checked his shotgun, with a bullet pocket on his waist, he took off his sunglasses, and walked to the edge of the outdoor field with high spirits, looking defiantly at the Doug on the cigar: “Doug, it’s too late for you to regret it!”

“呵呵,会后悔的人是你!”道格手指拈着雪茄,身边一个保镖拿过来一个架子,他搁在了上面,随后也是取出了自己的双管猎枪,塞上两颗霰弹。

“Hehe, it’s you who will regret it!” Doug fingered the cigar, and a bodyguard beside him brought a shelf, which he put on it, and then took out his double-barreled shotgun and stuffed two shotguns. .

两个幼稚的老头互喷了一阵垃圾话,直到场边的教练喊准备开始,这才认真地握起了手中的猎枪。

The two naive old men spat at each other for a while, until the coach on the sidelines called to prepare to start, and then seriously held the shotgun in their hands.

第一枪由道格开出,两个飞碟从靶壕飞出,它们的距离、高度、方向都不一样,道格连开两枪,第一枪打中了一个飞碟,空中爆出了一团粉红色的粉末,第二枪没中。

The first shot was fired by Doug, and two flying saucers flew out of the target trench. Their distances, heights, and directions were different. Doug fired two shots in a row. The first shot hit a flying saucer, which exploded in the air. A cloud of pink powder came out, and the second shot missed.

杨轶在后面看着,心里大概有了底。

Yang Yi watched from the back, and he probably had a bottom line.

道格这反应速度,慢吞吞的,根本不可能打得中第二个飞碟,因为他开了第一枪之后,第二枪开得很仓促,都没有打在第二个飞碟的方向上。

Doug’s reaction speed is slow, it is impossible to hit the second flying saucer, because after he fired the first shot, the second shot was very hasty and didn’t hit the second flying saucer. direction.

飞碟射击用的是霰弹,碟靶能飞出差不多七十多米的距离,但子弹的最佳命中距离只有不到一半,所以反应必须迅速,要在飞碟抛出的零点几秒内完成射击,才不会让飞碟跑远了!

The UFO is shot with shotguns. The target can fly over a distance of more than 70 meters, but the optimal hit distance of the bullet is less than half, so the response must be fast, within a few tenths of a second when the UFO is thrown Complete the shooting, so that the flying saucer will not run away!

杨轶前世没玩过这东西,但他看过电视里的比赛,也知道这个是怎么样的一个玩法。

Yang Yi has never played this thing in his previous life, but he has watched the game on TV and knows how it is played.

然而,即便道格打得水平在杨轶看起来很业余,尼尔森却忧心忡忡地说道:“道格今天的手感不错啊!第一次就有命中!”

However, even though Doug’s playing level looked amateurish to Yang Yi, Nelson said worriedly: “Doug’s hand feels good today! He hit the first shot!”

杨轶愣了一下,看向他们。

Yang Yi froze for a moment and looked at them.

“好像刚才他们就在打,估计已经练过一段时间了!”旁边一个老头说道,“这些家伙,一定知道Mo没有练习!”

“It seems that they were fighting just now, and they have been practicing for a while!” An old man next to him said, “These guys must know that Mo is not practicing!”

说话间,墨鹤年也开始他第一枪。

While speaking, Mo Henian also started his first shot.

砰砰!

Boom!

光听见枪响,没有什么动静。

Light heard the gunshot, but nothing happened.

“Mo,看来你不行啊!是不是要把你的雷明顿输给我了?”

“Mo, it looks like you can’t do it! Are you going to lose your Remington to me?”

“放你狗屁!这只是失误!待会打一次双黄蛋给你看!”

“Fuck you! It’s just a mistake! I’ll show you a double yolk egg later!”

两人又开始喷起了垃圾话,墨鹤年一点也不落于下风。

The two of them started spewing trash talk again, and Mo Henian was not at all disadvantaged.

当然,杨轶也知道,自己老丈人除非瞎蒙中了,否则以他的反应速度,也是不可能一次打中两个靶子。

Of course, Yang Yi also knew that unless his own husband was blindly hit, it would be impossible for him to hit two targets at once with his reaction speed.

每人还有四枪要开,道格下一次开枪也没有打中,估计有点激动,而墨鹤年依然没有能够打中靶子。第三枪,墨鹤年终于打中了一枪,但道格也有命中。

Everyone still had four shots to fire. Doug missed the next shot. He was probably a little excited, but Mo Henian still failed to hit the target. In the third shot, Mo Henian finally hit a shot, but Doug also hit.

“不妙啊!道格今天手感不错!”有个老头在嘀咕。

“Not good! Doug feels good today!” an old man muttered.

杨轶在旁边看得都有些心急,希望自己老丈人能给点力,输赢不重要,这口气不能输啊!

Yang Yi was a little impatient when he saw it next to him. He hoped that his father-in-law could give some strength. It doesn’t matter if he wins or loses, he can’t lose with this tone!

然而,墨鹤年第四枪没打中,而道格依然稳定地命中了一个飞碟。

However, Mo Henian missed the fourth shot, and Doug still hit a flying saucer steadily.

“嘿嘿,Mo!你已经输了!”道格得意地笑着。

“Hey, Mo! You’ve lost!” Doug smiled smugly.

“谁说我输了?”墨鹤年气呼呼地说道,“还有最后一轮,我要是能打中两个飞碟,那就能追回来,那是打平!”

“Who said I lost?” Mo Henian said angrily, “There is still the last round. If I can hit two flying saucers, then I can catch up, that’s a draw!”

“这不可能!”

“It’s impossible!”

“我们走着瞧!”

“We’ll see!”

确实不可能,墨鹤年不可能命中两个多向飞碟!虽然这一轮,道格也没有打中飞碟,可是墨鹤年还是一枪都没中,他太心急了,第一枪打偏了一些,第二枪没跟上,这一轮他输了。

It’s really impossible, Mo Henian couldn’t have hit two multi-directional flying saucers! Although Doug didn’t hit the flying saucer in this round, Mo Henian still missed a shot. He was too impatient. The first shot missed a bit, and the second shot didn’t catch up. He lost this round. .

“别急,哈哈,你还有两轮机会翻盘!”道格这老头也是幼稚鬼,得意洋洋地拍了拍墨鹤年的肩膀,瞧着墨鹤年一脸不爽的样子,他心里很是爽快。

“Don’t worry, haha, you still have two chances to come back!” Doug, the old man, was also a naive man, he patted Mo Henian on the shoulder triumphantly, looking at Mo Henian’s unhappy face, he felt Very refreshing.

看来,自己眼馋已久的喷子能骗过来了啊!

It seems that the trolls who have been coveted for a long time can be deceived!

墨鹤年确实不爽,3:1输得有点多,不过,老爷子心态没崩,回来还大大咧咧地跟尼尔森等几个老头吹牛:“没关系!没关系!刚才那一轮手感不好,接下来,我肯定能赢!”

Mo Henian was really upset. He lost a lot of 3:1. However, the old man’s mentality didn’t collapse. When he came back, he was bragging with Nelson and other old men: “It’s okay! It’s okay! The hand was not good in that round just now. Come down, I will definitely win!”

但杨轶还是看得出老丈人的心急,他等管理人员去换靶的时候,不停地握着拳头,或者擦拭着手中的猎枪。

But Yang Yi could still see the urgency of the old man. When he waited for the management to change the target, he kept clenching his fist or wiping the shotgun in his hand.

“爸,要不您让我上吧?今天您可能手感有点凉,但我手感很热啊!”杨轶凑了过去,笑着用中文跟墨鹤年嘀咕起来,“后面两轮我来替你打,保证能赢回来!”

“Dad, why don’t you let me go? You may feel a little cold today, but I feel hot!” Yang Yi leaned over and muttered to Mo Henian in Chinese with a smile, “The next two rounds of me Come and fight for you, I’m guaranteed to win it back!”

“你?你玩过这东西?”墨鹤年一脸狐疑地看着杨轶~IndoMTL.com~要说之前的步枪杨轶表现不错,他还能理解为杨轶以前当过兵,有底子。

“You? Have you ever played with this thing?” Mo Henian looked at Yang Yi suspiciously~IndoMTL.com~ To say that the previous rifle Yang Yi performed well, he could also understand that Yang Yi was a soldier before , have a foundation.

但他可不觉得杨轶当兵的时候,还练过打飞碟,哪个部队还装备霰弹枪?好像除了米国某些部队少量装备以外,就没有哪个国家有用这个射程太短,还容易误伤自己人的枪了吧?

But he didn’t think that Yang Yi had practiced flying saucers when he was in the army. Which army is still equipped with shotguns? It seems that except for a small amount of equipment in some units of the United States, no country has a gun that has a short range and is easy to accidentally injure its own people, right?

杨轶睁着眼睛说瞎话:“有啊,有个国内的朋友在魔都也是办这个射击场的,我在他那玩过,不跟您吹牛,我打这个真的有天赋。”

Yang Yi opened his eyes and said nonsense: “Yes, there is a friend in China who also runs this shooting range in Modu. I have played with him, and I won’t brag to you. I am really talented in this shooting. “

墨鹤年将信将疑,不过,自己女婿自告奋勇想要替自己分担压力,墨鹤年心里也是觉得暖乎乎的,加上他今天确实是手感不佳,心里没底,所以他没有再固执,轻轻地点了点头。

Mo Henian was skeptical, but his son-in-law volunteered to share the pressure for him. Mo Henian also felt warm in his heart, and he really felt bad today, so he didn’t feel stubborn anymore. , nodded slightly.

“道格,下一轮,我女婿替我来比赛。”墨鹤年搂着杨轶的肩膀,昂着骄傲的脑袋,跟道格他们说道。

“Doug, in the next round, my son-in-law will play for me.” Mo Henian put his arms around Yang Yi’s shoulders, holding his proud head high, and said to Doug and the others.

“你女婿?”道格还没正式认识墨鹤年身边这个黄种人年轻人,不过,他不觉得杨轶能有多厉害,也是傲娇地大笑,“哈哈,可以,你们随便谁上都行!”

“Your son-in-law?” Doug hadn’t officially known this young man from the yellow race beside Mo Henian, but he didn’t think Yang Yi could be so powerful, so he laughed arrogantly, “Haha, yes, you can come as you please. Anything!”

       

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