House Dad’s Literary Life Chapter 450: Seems a bit toned down? (two/four)

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打还是不打,这是个问题。

To fight or not to fight, that is the question.

墨鹤年看着自己手里的擀面杖,皱起了眉头,他可不愿意想是自己心软,现在倒是找到了理由,他觉得是自己买的这个擀面杖不好!

Mo Henian frowned as he looked at the rolling pin in his hand. He didn’t want to think that he was soft-hearted, but now he found a reason. He felt that the rolling pin he bought was bad!

都怪自己买的这根太粗了,一棍子挥下去,被打的这人都不知道会有什么三长两短。

It’s all my fault that the one I bought is too thick. If I swiped it down with a stick, the person who was beaten didn’t know what would happen.

如果换了别的可以抽断的树枝、鞭子什么的,他应该就能下手!

He should be able to do it if he replaced it with other twigs, whips, etc. that could be snapped off!

一时间,他们僵持在那,杨轶背对着墨鹤年,墨鹤年也不动弹、不吭声,气氛陷入了尴尬和紧张。

For a while, they were deadlocked there, Yang Yi turned his back to Mo Henian, and Mo Henian didn’t move or say anything, and the atmosphere fell into embarrassment and tension.

杨轶心里七上八下的,不知道岳父大人是什么意思。

Yang Yi was confused and didn’t know what his father-in-law meant.

难道让他罚跪?

Should he be punished to kneel?

这要真的能让老人家消气,杨轶还乐意跪下去——他都听自己父亲的要求罚跪过了,岳父也算得上是另一种意义的父亲,岂能厚此薄彼。

If this can really calm down the old man, Yang Yi is still willing to kneel down – he has already obeyed his father’s request, and his father-in-law can be regarded as a father in another sense, how can he favor one over another.

不知道过了多久,墨鹤年皱着眉头,倒背着手,擀面杖还握在手上,他慢慢地踱到了杨轶的正面,眼神却在杨轶的身上流动。

I don’t know how long it took, Mo Henian frowned, hands behind his back, rolling pin still in his hand, he slowly walked to the front of Yang Yi, but his eyes flowed on Yang Yi.

若不是墨鹤年是墨菲的父亲,这样的打量是会被杨轶揍的……哪有男人这么盯着另一个男人赤果的肌肉看?

If it wasn’t for Mo Henian being Murphy’s father, Yang Yi would have beaten him for such a look… How could a man stare at another man Chi Guo’s muscles like that?

终于,在杨轶感到有些不适的时候,墨鹤年开口了,他狐疑地说道:“报纸上,说你是小说作家,又说你是词曲作家?”

Finally, when Yang Yi felt a little uncomfortable, Mo Henian spoke up, he said suspiciously: “In the newspaper, they say you are a novel writer, and then say you are a songwriter?”

开始询问了,愿意沟通了!难道有转机?

Start asking, willing to communicate! Is there a turnaround?

杨轶连忙回应:“是的。”

Yang Yi quickly responded: “Yes.”

然而,墨鹤年又冷笑了起来,跟他之前不爽杨轶的语气一模一样,说道:“有你这样的作家?一身的伤疤,我看,你是混帮派的诶!”

However, Mo Henian sneered again, exactly like Yang Yi’s unhappy tone before, and said, “A writer like you? With scars all over your body, I think you are part of a gang!”

还用上了宝岛腔,老墨的宝岛腔比墨菲还浓,墨菲毕竟是受到港城和内地语言系统中和过的。

Also used the Treasure Island accent. Lao Mo’s Treasure Island accent is stronger than that of Murphy. After all, Murphy was neutralized by the language system of Hong Kong City and the mainland.

杨轶倒是听明白了,他有些哭笑不得。身上一些以前当兵时候留下的伤疤,居然给老爷子带来了误解……

Yang Yi understood, he was a little dumbfounded. Some of the scars left on my body when I was in the army actually brought misunderstanding to the old man…

客观的来说,杨轶身上的伤疤,其实不算多,也不算很触目惊心。

Objectively speaking, the scars on Yang Yi’s body are not too many, nor are they shocking.

基本上是小疤痕。以前在丛林里作战,有时候难免会遭遇近身搏斗,杨轶的身手好,即便是在搏斗中受伤,也不会特别严重,基本上是一些刀的划伤,或者搏斗时候被一些灌木、断枝上刺到、割到。

Basically small scars. In the past, when fighting in the jungle, sometimes it was inevitable to encounter close combat. Yang Yi’s skills were good, even if he was injured in the fight, it would not be particularly serious. Thorn and cut on broken branches.

弹痕也不是没有,不过那是胳膊上,而且子弹在肌肉上的贯穿伤,伤口不大,愈合后,平时衣服遮掩着很难看得出来。

It’s not without bullet marks, but it’s on the arm, and the penetrating wound of the bullet on the muscle is not big. After it heals, it’s usually hard to see it when it’s covered by clothes.

而且杨轶就这么一次枪伤,毕竟他也是人,不是电视里的神,若是真的中弹多次,他即便每次都能侥幸不死,这个身体也是千疮百孔,不可能还能在战狼这样高强度作战的特种部队里继续服役下去。

And Yang Yi was shot just once. After all, he is also a human being, not a **** on TV. If he was really shot multiple times, even if he survived every time, his body would be riddled with holes and impossible. It can also continue to serve in the special forces of high-intensity combat such as the Wolf Warrior.

那些疤痕,还是因为当兵鲁莽的时候,根本不会在意这些,止住血,随便包扎一下就好,至于什么能够消除疤痕的药膏,在他们那是不存在的。

Those scars are because when the soldiers are reckless, they don’t care about them at all. It’s enough to stop the bleeding and bandage it casually. As for the ointment that can remove the scars, they don’t exist.

男子汉大丈夫,身上没点伤疤怎么行?

A manly man, what if he doesn’t have a scar on his body?

但这些伤疤,在墨鹤年看来,很像他小时候在宝北街头见过的那些帮派人士,更何况,杨轶五大三粗的,也符合打手的设定。

But these scars, in Mo Henian’s view, are very similar to those gangsters he saw on the streets of Baobei when he was a child, not to mention that Yang Yi is big and three thick, and it also fits the setting of a thug.

杨轶只能耐心地跟老爷子解释:“伯父,我以前是当兵的。”

Yang Yi can only explain to the old man patiently: “Uncle, I used to be a soldier.”

当兵的?墨鹤年恍然大悟,也不知道为啥松了一口气,这会儿,看着杨轶身上的伤疤倒是顺眼许多。

A soldier? Mo Henian suddenly realized, and he didn’t know why he was relieved. At this moment, looking at the scars on Yang Yi’s body was much pleasing to the eye.

但嘴上他还是不服气地说道:“哼,当兵的,我以前在宝岛,还服过兵役,有什么稀奇?这年头没有什么战争,你们这些小兵小将,也不知道枪拿不拿得起来,弄一身伤疤糊弄谁?”

But he still said unconvincingly: “Hmph, as a soldier, I used to be on Treasure Island, and I also served in the military, what’s so strange? There is no war these days, you little soldiers, you don’t know guns. If you can’t hold it, who will you fool with a scar?”

墨鹤年说的应该是他年轻时候,宝岛还没回归。

Mo Henian said that when he was young, Treasure Island had not returned.

不过,老爷子这么说,杨轶有点不乐意了。而且,他也是想着找个借口起来,跪在地上不舒服呐!

However, the old man said that, Yang Yi was a little unhappy. Moreover, he was also trying to find an excuse to get up, kneeling on the ground was uncomfortable!

所以,只见杨轶猛地从地上蹦起来,吓了墨鹤年一跳,但他却是恭恭敬敬地并腿,敬了个军礼,大声喊道:“中华XXXX国,原西南军区直属战狼特种大队杨轶,向长官问好!”

So, I saw Yang Yi jumped up from the ground suddenly, which startled Mo Henian, but he respectfully joined his legs, gave a military salute, and shouted loudly: “China XXXX country, the former Southwest Military Region Directly under the Wolf Warrior Special Forces Yang Yi, say hello to the commander!”

墨鹤年有些不适应杨轶这个庄严肃穆的敬礼,他愣了一会儿,才老脸有些挂不住地责问道:“你这是干什么?谁是你的长官?”

Mo Henian was a little uncomfortable with Yang Yi’s solemn salute. He was stunned for a while, and then he asked with an old face, “What are you doing? Who is your superior?”

“您是我的长官啊?您以前也是当兵的,咱们有共同的经历,而且,又是我的长辈,虽然级别上称呼不到一块,但尊称一声长官没错!”杨轶心里偷乐,他再次并腿,昂首挺胸地高声喊道,“长官好!”

“Are you my commander? You used to be a soldier. We have a common experience, and you’re my elder. Although you don’t have the same level of title, it’s right to be called a commander!” Yang Yi In his heart, he joined his legs again and shouted with his head held high, “Hello sir!”

真的是礼多人不怪,墨鹤年被杨轶这一通大喊大叫搞得,都不知道从哪里去下口去骂杨轶了。

It’s really not surprising that many people are polite. Mo Henian was made by Yang Yi’s yelling, and he didn’t know where to go to scold Yang Yi.

好一会儿,他才挥了挥手,烦恼地说道:“行了,行了。别杵在那敬礼,我们那不兴这套!”

After a while, he waved his hand and said annoyed: “Okay, okay. Don’t salute with the pestle, we don’t like this!”

“是!”杨轶又是并腿,高声应道。

“Yes!” Yang Yi joined his legs again and answered loudly.

他的声音洪亮,整得书房都嗡嗡响,墨鹤年有点受不了。

His voice was so loud that the whole study room was buzzing, and Mo Henian couldn’t stand it.

不过,墨鹤年自己可能都没有发现,听说杨轶以前是军人,而且,又听他自我介绍的,以前是特种部队的军人,再加上他之前听墨菲说的,是杨轶救了她,她才那个了,墨鹤年对杨轶已经有了不小的改观。

However, Mo Henian may not have discovered it himself. I heard that Yang Yi used to be a soldier, and, as he introduced himself, he used to be a soldier of the special forces, and what he heard from Murphy before was that Yang Yi saved her, she was the only one, and Mo Henian had made a big difference to Yang Yi.

只不过,墨鹤年还没有能够接纳杨轶,这积压了五年多的气,可没有那么容易消退。

It’s just that Mo Henian hasn’t been able to accept Yang Yi yet. The qi that has accumulated for more than five years is not so easy to dissipate.

这时候,书房的动静,还是引起了墨菲的担心。杨轶又是大喊又是大叫的,难道两人打起来了?墨菲坐不住,起身去推开书房的门,想要拦架。

At this time, the movement in the study still caused Murphy to worry. Yang Yi shouted again and again, did the two fight? Murphy couldn’t sit still, got up and pushed open the door of the study, trying to stop the fight.

然而,书房的气氛却异常和谐,墨鹤年坐在一边,看不出什么表情,杨轶也没有吭声,就感觉是电影定格一样。

However, the atmosphere in the study was unusually harmonious. Mo Henian sat on the side with no expression on his face, and Yang Yi didn’t say anything. It felt like the movie was frozen.

但墨菲有些傻眼,她看到杨轶光着膀子,这模样甚是诡异。

But Murphy was a little dumbfounded. She looked very strange when she saw Yang Yi shirtless.

杨轶转过了头,看到了墨菲,他忽然想到了什么,连忙说道:“墨菲,你赶紧去煮一壶水,我要给伯父泡茶。伯父,我这边有一包极品的冻顶乌龙,是一个朋友给的,听墨菲说您最爱喝……”

Yang Yi turned his head and saw Murphy, he suddenly thought of something, and said quickly: “Murphy, hurry up and boil a pot of water, I want to make tea for Uncle. Uncle, I have a bag here. The best frozen top oolong was given by a friend, I heard from Murphy that your favorite drink…”

然而,墨鹤年却是摆了摆手,不耐烦地说道:“不喝,不爱喝!”

However, Mo Henian waved his hand and said impatiently: “I don’t drink, I don’t like to drink!”

“菲菲,他平时就这么使唤你的?”墨鹤年瞪着眼睛,看向了自己女儿。

“Feifei, does he always call you like this?” Mo Henian stared at his daughter.

墨菲愣了一下,她感觉到了自己父亲态度的变化,虽然还是硬邦邦的,不过没有之前那样,似乎多了一些可以回转的余地?

Murphy was stunned for a moment. She felt the change in her father’s attitude. Although it was still rigid, it was not as before. It seemed that there was more room to turn around?

杨轶明白了~IndoMTL.com~他笑着说道:“是我考虑不周,我去煮水,伯父,您稍等啊!”

Yang Yi understands~IndoMTL.com~ He smiled and said, “It’s me who didn’t think much about it, I’m going to boil the water, uncle, wait a moment!”

“等等,你把衣服穿好啊!”墨菲连忙拦住他,她拿过来杨轶的上衣,还帮杨轶拉了拉衣摆。

“Wait, put your clothes on!” Murphy quickly stopped him, she brought Yang Yi’s top, and helped Yang Yi pull up the hem.

这一幕,看在墨鹤年眼里,也是百般不爽,他忍不住又哼了一声。

In Mo Henian’s eyes, Mo Henian was unhappy in every possible way, and he couldn’t help but snorted again.

杨轶出去煮水了,煮水的过程中,墨晓娟跑过来,八卦地问他有没有挨揍,知道没有之后,这妮子居然露出了遗憾的表情……

Yang Yi went out to boil water. During the process of boiling water, Mo Xiaojuan ran over and asked him gossip if he had been beaten. After knowing that he had not been beaten, this girl actually showed a regretful expression…

不过,也是很晚了,墨晓娟吃完饭,也便匆忙和墨菲告别,赶着回去。

However, it was also very late, so Mo Xiaojuan hurriedly bid farewell to Murphy after dinner and hurried back.

这时候,曦曦也钻过来厨房。

At this time, Xixi also came to the kitchen.

“抱歉,爸爸今天不能陪你,因为你外公来了。”杨轶以为曦曦是想爸爸跟她玩了,便抱起她,柔声说道。

“Sorry, Dad can’t accompany you today because your grandfather is here.” Yang Yi thought Xixi wanted her dad to play with her, so he picked her up and said softly.

“粑粑,我跟你说一个秘密!”小姑娘在爸爸的怀里,嘟着小嘴巴,有些闷闷不乐地说道。

“Baba, let me tell you a secret!” The little girl pouted in her father’s arms, pouting.

       

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