Yuan Zhou and the others didn’t come for a day. The next day Wu Hai just finished breakfast and ran home excitedly, but was stopped when he reached the door.
“Brother Wuhai, you can’t feed more meat like this, it’s not good for the cat to be too fat,” said the bear child.
This is not the first time the bear boy has reminded Wu Hai, but Wu Hai is a complete cat slave. The cat owner will give whatever he wants, regardless of whether he is healthy or not.
As a result, the one-year-old Duo Duo is bigger than an orange cat of the same age. In addition, Duo Duo has black and white fur, and at a glance, he thought it was a chubby little panda.
“Relax, no problem, I’m urging Rou Duoduo to lose weight recently.” Wu Haidao.
“To lose weight?” The bear boy looked at Wu Hai suspiciously and asked, “How to lose weight?”
“Drag the meat and run two miles every day.” Wu Hai said proudly.
The bear child was silent for a while and then said, “Brother Wuhai, the average cat travels 1.9 miles a day.”
Mile is a federal unit, 1.9 miles is roughly equal to 3.05 kilometers, which means that the daily exercise is not as much as the average cat walks, how can it be possible to lose weight.
“Where did you see this kind of rumor.” Wu Hai didn’t believe it.
Bear child said: “Last summer, the British BBC and RVC, the largest veterinary college in the United Kingdom, collaborated on a program. They installed GPS on ten cats, and the data of 1.9 miles was obtained from this program.”
“…” Wu Hai glanced at the bear boy who was much shorter than himself and asked, “You don’t have to look at what these things are doing. Is it because Big Big Wolf can’t hold a knife, or Xiong Da Xiong Er is not good-looking.”
“Brother Wu Hai, don’t change the topic. For the sake of a lot of meat, you must control your diet.” Bear child said.
“Well, I called Zheng Jiawei to help me raise for a few days.” Wu Haidao.
The bear child obviously also knows Zheng Jiawei: “Uncle Jiawei can keep cats?”
“What’s wrong? It’s not even me who is well raised. If there is one more cat, it will be difficult for me to raise it?” Wu Haiman said indifferently.
The bear boy nodded: “Strictly speaking, this is the case, Rou Duoduo is more obedient than Brother Wu Hai.”
“Here, Brother Wuhai, the dried fruit I brought you.” The bear boy said.
Wu Hai took it unceremoniously. Apart from the food from Yuanzhou Store, the only thing he ate was dried fruit, um…because Yuanzhou Store doesn’t sell dried fruit for the time being.
“Do you want to take pictures of Rou Duoduo today?” Wu Hai glanced at the Polaroid hanging on the boy’s chest.
“Of course, I’m here to take pictures of Rooduoduo today,” said the bear boy.
Wuhai called Meatuoduo with a small fish, and the bear boy clicked and started to take pictures.
Recently, there is a lot of homework, but the bear child happens to be the type of “the more homework, the more waves”, and every time he cultivates until the early morning.
Of course, although Xiongzi’s math is very poor, but Chinese is the representative of the Chinese class, and his Chinese grades are excellent, so Xiongzi has a very high status in the class. The reason is very simple. Their class teacher is a Chinese teacher.
“It’s done.” The boy put away his Polaroid contentedly.
“Why are you taking so many pictures with lots of flesh?” Wu Hai asked curiously. Almost every other week, the bear children would come to take more than a dozen pictures.
The bear child said as it should: “Sell it.”
“Huh? How much can this sell for.” Wu Hai asked.
“Thirty bucks a piece,” the boy replied.
“A Polaroid photo for 30 yuan?” This is a bit beyond the wild animal’s expectations. Although it has a lot of meat and is cute, it is just an ordinary black and white patterned pastoral cat, and it is not precious.
Furthermore, as a world-renowned painter, Wumenyan knows many world-class photographers, and the two have also exchanged views on the shooting angle of the bear child, so this photo does have a certain ability to appreciate.
The dozen or so photos I just took with my Polaroid, that is, I just took them casually, with no technical content.
“That’s right, whether a thing is worth much depends on its net worth and intrinsic value. The cost of a Polaroid photo is about two yuan and five, so the net worth is naturally not worth so much, just like Brother Wuhai, your paintings can sell for hundreds of millions, and the cost of canvas paint is far from that.” The bear boy said.
“So what really makes things valuable is the intrinsic value.” The bear boy said eloquently: “Intrinsic value has external endowment and artistic endowment. Brother Wu Hai’s paintings are so valuable because they belong to art endowment. This is the most personal, and I can’t do it without dry goods. My Polaroid photo belongs to the outside.”
“My Chinese grades are not bad. I think my grades are good because I usually read a lot, and I secretly review when I get home at night, but at school, I tell my classmates that I never review. “
The bear boy said it very calmly, and continued: “I also said that not only did I not review, but also said that I played games every day, and then my classmates would ask why my Chinese grades are still so good.”
“The key is here. My answer is that there is a lot of meat to bless you, and a lot of meat is a modern koi.” The bear child said: “Just buy a photo and you can be blessed.”
“Does anyone really believe it?” Anyway, he wouldn’t believe it if he put it on Wu Hai.
“Of course I won’t believe it. Now the post-00s are not stupid. My words are just a pretext to elicit photos.” The bear boy changed the subject: “But if it is useful, there will be many people who believe it.”
“How could this thing like koi be useful?” Wu Hai’s current expression is similar to Erha’s, Erha’s expression is: You TM are teasing me.
“In the beginning, there is no charge for fifty photos, and they are given to the middle graders for free. This part is to cultivate the market, tell them that more meat will bless them, and let them put the photos in their stationery bags.”
“I have calculated that a student with average grades, based on two exams, will suddenly pass the test with a probability of 27.9%. The basic market of fifty students, after removing the small probability rule of offset, is fair. In an even situation, there are at least two to six people who pass the exam.” The bear boy said: “Then the external value of the meaty koi will be developed, and more and more people will believe it. This is called a virtuous circle.”
“This is related to the good luck of those retweets in the online space, and then many people leave a message to return their wishes. This is the reason. Under the circumstance of a huge base, there must be someone who happens to have good luck, and then they will think that it is the koi who brought it. Good luck, in fact, good luck will come whether it turns around or not.”
“But most people will think it’s the benefit of reposting, because it’s a coincidence. This is the famous Lancelark probability effect. The photos are useful, and they want to invite me to dinner, but I am a conscientious businessman, and no one has agreed to go to dinner.”
The bear child is still boasting about himself, which is a righteous word.
“Actually, I think the photos are still useful, at least it can give users confidence. Anyway, I am very conscientious.” Bear boy said seriously.
A good six-year compulsory education in primary school was read by the bear child into a business game.
As a waste of science, Wu Hai heard it in a fog, then looked at the bear child suspiciously and asked, “Didn’t you say you failed math?”
“But this is about making money. When it comes to making money, math is not math.” The bear boy said as it should.
“What is that?” Wu Hai asked subconsciously.
“It’s counting money,” said the bear boy.
“Oh, then I may be bad at math all my life.” Wu Hai heard the words.
This time, the bear child was curious and asked: “Why?”
“Because I am rich, very rich, extremely rich.” Wu Hai said as a matter of course.
“…” The bear boy was silent, then silently took his photo and left.
When passing by the Yuanzhou store, he was stopped by Yuanzhou.
“What’s the matter with Uncle Yuanzhou looking for me?” The bear boy asked, jumping up and down.
“I have a question, I want to ask for advice.” Yuan Zhou took out his mobile phone and pointed to the screenshot: “Do you think this is possible, and if so, in what form.”
“I’ll take a look.” The bear boy looked at the phone, then stared at the screenshot on the phone for a long time, but didn’t speak.
The key is to look at the bear child’s appearance, not to think about it. Yuan Zhou asked: “What’s wrong? Did you not understand the question I asked for advice?”
“I understand the question, but I don’t understand this,” said the bear boy.
Yuanzhou patted his head. He forgot that the teddy bear who was still in elementary school could not speak classical Chinese. He said sorry first, and then translated the meaning to the teddy bear.
The bear boy immediately said: “It’s entirely possible, and if I just think of a theoretical solution, I can think of two.”
“!!” Yuan Zhou paused before asking, “Which two?”
“Isn’t there a lot of institutions in ancient times? Maybe there is something special about the bowl, the seasoning is hidden in the bowl, and then the real perfume is just a cover, and the switch was turned on when I brought it over and handed it over.” Bear child said.
Yuan Zhou nodded. This method is actually similar to what Master Tan Kuohai said, except that one is in the context of techniques and the other is in the context of utensils.
“What about the second one?” Yuan Zhou asked.
The bear boy scratched his head and said: “Because I don’t know how to cook, so I don’t know if I’m right about the second type. This kind of fragrance without real fragrance is unpalatable, but it tastes good with it. There’s a lot of room for manoeuvre, and there are two factors…”
“Wait, two factors?” Yuan Zhou frowned: “Isn’t there only one factor in real perfume?”
“No, if the magic is only real perfume, then it’s just a factor, but just now Uncle Yuanzhou you told me, the magic is the process, if it’s delicious, but not bad, then it’s real perfume Mixing and noodles are all factors, and noodles are also one of the magical props that make up the whole.” The bear child explained, and then he was afraid that the explanation would not be clear, so he drew with his hands.
Yuanzhou was stunned and muttered to himself: “The magic is not the real perfume, the magic is the real perfume and noodles, and the noodles are also the props that make up this ring.”
As if he had pierced through this layer of window paper, Yuan Zhou instantly felt that he was enlightened.
Think about it too, if it’s only in the context of real perfume, then it must be very difficult, but if the face is also part of it, it’s totally fine.
This is taking advantage of a blind spot in people’s thinking. The more Yuan Zhou thinks about it, the more he thinks it is so, and he already has a general idea in his mind.
“What happened to Uncle Yuanzhou? Am I wrong?” asked the bear boy.
“It’s not wrong, it’s very right, and it’s very good.” Yuan Zhou said: “Thank you for helping me solve this big problem. In order to express my gratitude, I will ask you what you like to eat.”
“Huh? There is such a good thing?” The bear child drooled, and then asked: “Is everything okay?”
“Anything is fine.” Yuanzhou nodded solemnly.
“Then I’ll tell Uncle Yuanzhou when I think about it.” After the bear boy finished speaking, he hopped away, because it seemed that some TV program was about to start, and he had to be in a hurry.
Although Yuanzhou wants to try another real perfume right now, it’s time to prepare the ingredients for lunch.
At the end of the lunch business hours, Wu Hai came again and had something to discuss, followed by the observation group, and there was no time at all.
The only thing that kept Yuanzhou busy and happy was that Yin Ya came to drink red wine.
While drinking red wine, there was another meal of dog food scattered all over the sky. That scene was very bloody!
But the happy days always passed quickly, and soon Yin Ya finished drinking the red wine and went back to the company to continue working.
“Okay, it’s getting late, I’ll go first.” Yin Ya got up, and Yuan Zhou immediately came over to put her coat on.
“Thank you.” Yin Ya said.
“You and I don’t need to thank you.” Yuan Zhou looked down at Yin Ya seriously.
“Well, then you don’t have to send me today, I know you have something to do.” Yin Ya nodded and said.
“Okay, be careful on the road.” Yuan Zhou thought for a while, then nodded.
“I know, go get busy, I’ll watch you go.” Yin Ya said.
“Be careful on the road.” Yuan Zhou looked back at Yin Ya and then walked to the front yard.
Usually Yuanzhou watched Yin Ya leave after drinking red wine, but now there is an urgent matter waiting for him in Yuanzhou’s small shop, so Yin Ya can only watch him leave.
Yin Ya on the other side watched Yuan Zhou walk out of the backyard, then turned around and opened the courtyard door to leave.
Because she drank some red wine, although she was not drunk, her whole body was a little hot and her face was slightly red, so Yin Ya was not walking fast.
But when she walked to the end of the alley and was about to turn around, she heard a “bang”, something hit Yin Ya’s leg straight, Yin Ya couldn’t help but crooked, and then took a step back to stabilize Stay in shape.
“It hurts.” A small voice sounded from the ground, Yin Ya looked down.
Sit on the ground is a little girl with pigtails wearing a clean and simple mask with a mask, bowing her head and rubbing her knees.
“I’m sorry.” Yin Ya immediately apologized.
But the apology seemed to wake up the little girl. The little girl immediately raised her head and started to apologize continuously: “I’m sorry sister, I’m sorry sister, I didn’t mean it, I’m sorry…”
“It’s okay, it’s okay, I didn’t see the way.” Yin Ya shook her head, and at the same time subconsciously wanted to reach out to help the little girl.
“No, I’m sorry.” The little girl avoided Yin Ya’s hand almost immediately and shook her head in apology.
“Ah, it’s fine, I’m also responsible for this matter, I didn’t pay attention to the road.” Yin Ya was stunned for a while, but still said warmly.
“No, no, it’s because I left too quickly. I’m sorry sister, I’m really sorry.” The little girl’s exposed eyes were a little red, and she said very embarrassedly.
“It’s okay, can you let me see if you’re injured? Do you need to go to the hospital?” Yin Ya stepped back without a trace, then crouched down and asked.
“No, no, I’m not injured or bleeding.” The little girl hurriedly released her hand covering her knee and said seriously.
“That’s good, it’s just a big red spot. Would you like to go and buy some medicine to wipe it?” Yin Ya looked at the knees under the little girl’s skirt seriously, and said warmly.
“No, thank you sister.” The little girl lowered her head and whispered.
“Is there anything I can do to help you?” Yin Ya said.
“No, no, I’m sorry sister, it was I who bumped into you.” The little girl was a little worried about bumping into Yin Ya, and continued to apologize.
Yin Ya was a little helpless. When she was about to speak again, the noodle soup suddenly ran over quickly.
“Noodle soup?” Yin Ya called out subconsciously. The noodle soup gave Yin Ya a face-saving look, and then started to circle around the little girl.
“Wang woo, **** woo, **** woo~” The noodle soup screamed long, and it sounded soft like coquettish and comforting.
This made the little girl who had been bowing her head a little better. She had started to look up, and the black grape seemed to be looking at the noodle soup, and she was no longer so panicked.
The noodle soup, who watched the little girl raise her head, circled the little girl even more cheerfully. The tongue and ears that fluttered made the little girl couldn’t help but smile.
Yin Ya on the side was quiet and didn’t speak after the noodle soup came. Seeing the little girl smiling, she said, “It seems that you know this noodle soup, and it also knows me, so sister, I am not a bad person. , can I take you to buy some ointment?”
Yin Ya has a gentle voice and looks at the little girl with a gentle attitude.
The little girl looked up at Yin Ya, but she got up quickly, grabbed the backpack on the side and said loudly, “I’m fine, I don’t need ointment, thank you sister, I’m sorry sister.”
After speaking, Yi Gulu ran away without even saying goodbye to the noodle soup.
Yes, this little girl is the little girl who comes here every now and then to pick up bottles and loves noodle soup.
Seeing people running away quickly, Yin Ya didn’t chase, and didn’t dare to chase. She was afraid that the little girl was even more afraid of panic, so she could only stand in place and frown in thought.
“What’s wrong?” Yuan Zhou’s voice sounded from behind Yin Ya.
“Why did you come out?” Yin Ya turned to look at Yuan Zhou and asked.
“I heard the sound of noodle soup, and when I came out, I saw that you were still here. Why are your legs so red?” Yuan Zhou frowned as he looked at Yin Ya’s leg that had just been hit.
Today, Yin Ya is wearing a dark blue professional dress, a white short-sleeved shirt with ruffles, and a short suit jacket of the same color as the skirt on her shoulders. She looks beautiful and capable.
But now on the bare leg, the area above the knee is a large area of red, which is especially obvious on the delicate skin.
“It’s okay, I just bumped into someone.” Yin Ya looked down and said.
“I’ll take a look.” Yuan Zhou shook his head in disapproval, then squatted down and rubbed gently, then asked, “The skin isn’t broken, does it hurt like this?”
“It doesn’t hurt, it’s alright, I bumped into a little girl.” Yin Ya’s face turned red, and she continued.
In order to relieve her embarrassment, Yin Ya recounted the situation just now.
Because Yin Ya always felt that the little girl’s behavior was a little strange.
At this time, Yuanzhou, who had already checked, stood up and looked at Noodle Soup, who had been squatting on the side, and asked directly, “Is Noodle Soup the partner you usually spend with?”
“Wang Wang.” Noodle Soup called out twice.
“What’s the situation?” Yuan Zhou continued to ask.
“Wang wang, **** wang, **** wang, **** woo.” Noodle Soup called out to Yuanzhou.
This should be the longest time Noodle Soup has called Yuan Zhou.
But Yin Ya has no time to appreciate this~IndoMTL.com~ She is more curious about the fact that her boyfriend seems to be talking to Noodle Soup.
Sure enough, just after Yuan Zhou nodded at Noodle Soup, Yuan Zhou raised his head and said to Yin Ya, “Noodle Soup said that the little girl is his friend and will come here to pick up bottles from time to time, but she doesn’t like crowds, so she bumped into you. Probably scared, maybe that’s what happened.”
“???” Yin Ya looked at Yuan Zhou with a head full of question marks.
“What’s wrong?” Yuan Zhou asked.
“How did you communicate with the noodle soup?” Yin Ya couldn’t help asking.
“Just communicate normally.” Yuan Zhou said as a matter of course.
“Can you understand dog language?” Yin Ya said in surprise.
“Of course not.” Yuan Zhou looked at Yin Ya strangely, how could you ask such a strange question.
“…” Yin Ya took a deep breath and said, “Then how do you know what the noodle soup said?”
“Because the noodle soup has always been fed by me.” Yuan Zhou said.
“Okay, I see.” Yin Ya decided to skip the topic.
“Yes.” Yuan Zhou nodded.
“About that little girl…” Yin Ya paused but didn’t finish, just looked at Yuan Zhou.
Yuan Zhou also frowned slightly and looked at Yin Ya. For a while, neither of them knew what to say about this or the little girl, so they could only be quiet at the same time.
After a while, Yuan Zhou said, “It’s getting late, I’ll take you out.”
“Yes, there is still work in the afternoon.” Yin Ya immediately cheered up.
“Let’s go.” Yuan Zhou stepped forward to hold Yin Ya’s hand and led the person to the street.
Yin Ya looked back at the trash can over there, pressed her thoughts, and started walking out in line with Yuan Zhou’s pace.
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PS: Congratulations to my friends for guessing correctly, it seems that everyone still understands Caimao very well~
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