House Dad’s Literary Life Chapter 695: The fastest undercover in history (two/four)

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杨轶这边,导演也是玩的同样一出,在更衣之前,卧底都不知道自己是卧底,所以杨轶在暗中观察中,压根瞧不出什么破绽,这让他有些怀疑自己这边是不是没有间谍。

On Yang Yi’s side, the director also played the same game. Before changing clothes, the undercover agent didn’t know that he was undercover, so Yang Yi could not see any flaws in the secret observation, which made him a little suspicious of himself. Aren’t there no spies on the side.

逃犯队不像特警队那样推测了半天,因为杨轶是队长和指挥官,所以很快,他们干净利落地分成了两组,麻利地换装后,开车出发。

The fugitive team did not speculate for a long time like the SWAT team, because Yang Yi was the captain and commander, so they were quickly divided into two groups, and after changing their clothes neatly, they drove off.

杨轶跟鞠杰一组,解雨臣和郭子意一组,他们在工作人员的指引下,从开车从后门溜出,分别前往各自挑选好的目的地。

A group of Yang Yi and Ju Jie, a group of Xie Yuchen and Guo Ziyi, under the guidance of the staff, sneaked out of the back door from the car and headed to their respective selected destinations.

“杨大哥,我太高兴了!能跟你一起出任务,你知道吧?”鞠杰很自觉地坐上了驾驶座,然后一边开车,一边跟杨轶唠嗑。

“Brother Yang, I’m so happy! I’m able to go on a mission with you, you know that?” Ju Jie consciously got into the driver’s seat and chatted with Yang Yi while driving.

“是吗?说说,为什么?”杨轶笑道。

“Really? Tell me, why?” Yang Yi smiled.

既然是录节目,他就得接鞠杰的话茬,就好像说相声一样,一个人逗,一个人捧,这样才有意思。

Since it is a recording program, he has to pick up on Ju Jie’s words, just like talking about cross talk, one person amuses and one person holds it up.

“你是我的偶像啊!以前跟菲姐在一个公司的时候没觉得,后来渐渐才发现,你写的歌有这么厉害,什么样的音乐风格你都能驾驭……在我看来,你就是我心目中的No.1”鞠杰将杨轶吹了半天。

“You’re my idol! I didn’t realize it when I was in the same company with Sister Fei, but I gradually realized that the songs you wrote are so powerful that you can control any style of music… In my opinion Come on, you are No.1 in my mind.” Ju Jie blew Yang Yi for a long time.

“好啦,不要把我抬这么高,这业内还有很多厉害的前辈,你也要跟他们学习。”杨轶拍了拍鞠杰的肩膀,换了个话题,说道,“我们现在是要去那个千桥古镇对吧?”

“Okay, don’t lift me up so high, there are still many great seniors in this industry, and you have to learn from them.” Yang Yi patted Ju Jie on the shoulder, changed the subject, and said, “We Now we’re going to the Qianqiao Ancient Town, right?”

“嗯,是的。”鞠杰点了点头。

“Well, yes.” Ju Jie nodded.

“那你开过了啊!”杨轶刚才搜过地图,以他的能力,将每个路口都记得清清楚楚,只是他刚才也疏忽了,哭笑不得地说道,“我们应该是刚刚经过的路口右转,你现在开过了,我们又要绕一个大圈子!”

“Then you have driven it!” Yang Yi searched the map just now, and with his ability, he remembered every intersection clearly, but he was negligent just now, and he said with tears and laughter, “We should have just Turn right at the intersection you pass by, now that you have passed, we have to make a big circle again!”

“啊?”鞠杰傻眼了。

“Ah?” Ju Jie was dumbfounded.

他们靠边,杨轶弯下腰来,在车的控制面板上,找到导航,给鞠杰设定好目的地,这样有导航的指示,鞠杰应该不至于走错了。

They stepped aside, Yang Yi bent down, found the navigation on the control panel of the car, and set a destination for Ju Jie. With the navigation instructions, Ju Jie should not have gone wrong.

不得不说,汽车导航还是去年才推出来的新玩意,手机上的地图软件都没有这个功能,要不是这是赞助商提供的新汽车,他们车上都不见得有导航。杨轶也不知道,车后面跟摄影师坐着的执行导演提醒他们的,正好,也可以植入广告……

I have to say that car navigation is a new thing that was only launched last year. The map software on the mobile phone does not have this function. If it is not a new car provided by a sponsor, they may not have navigation in their car. Yang Yi didn’t know either, but the executive director who was sitting with the photographer behind the car reminded them that, just in time, advertisements could also be placed…

不过,杨轶没注意的是,在他摆弄的时候,坐直的鞠杰正愁眉苦脸地看着前面放置的运动摄影机的镜头,双手合十,乞求原谅。

However, what Yang Yi didn’t notice was that when he was playing with it, Ju Jie, who was sitting upright, was looking at the lens of the action camera placed in front of him with a frown, folded his hands and begged for forgiveness.

原来!鞠杰就是逃犯队的卧底,刚才他就是故意带着杨轶走弯路……不得不说,在杨轶面前扮卧底,鞠杰压力很大,就怕被抓到胖揍一顿。

It turns out! Ju Jie is the undercover agent of the fugitive team. Just now, he deliberately took Yang Yi to detour… I have to say, acting as an undercover agent in front of Yang Yi, Ju Jie is under a lot of pressure, and he is afraid of being caught and beaten.

“杨大哥,我跟你说,咱们这个节目,虽然是你设计的,但有些精髓还是我们这些真正玩过的人懂!”鞠杰祈祷完后,继续跟杨轶唠嗑,“其实我们赢不赢无所谓,重要的是什么?”

“Brother Yang, let me tell you, although you designed our show, some of the essence is still understood by those of us who have actually played it!” After Ju Jie finished praying, he continued to chat with Yang Yi, “Actually, It doesn’t matter if we win or not, what matters?”

“重要的是什么?”杨轶很好奇,抬起头。

“What’s important?” Yang Yi was curious and raised his head.

“重要的是出镜啊!”鞠杰笑道,“就算输了挑战,我们只要多点镜头,那肯定是要比赢了的那些人还要开心。”

“The important thing is to appear on camera!” Ju Jie laughed, “Even if we lose the challenge, as long as we have more shots, we will definitely be happier than those who won.”

这是在暗示了吗?身后拍着的摄影师,记录下了鞠杰那一抹狡猾的表情。

Is this implied? The photographer behind him recorded Ju Jie’s cunning expression.

“但问题是,假如我早早地被淘汰了,那我就要去蹲监狱了,哪里会有什么镜头?”杨轶设置好了,直起身,疑惑地问道。

“But the problem is, if I’m eliminated early, then I’m going to go to jail, where will there be any shots?” Yang Yi set up, stood up, and asked in confusion.

对啊!

Yes!

鞠杰没想到这茬,他有些目瞪口呆,不知道怎么回答。

Ju Jie didn’t expect this, he was a little stunned and didn’t know how to answer.

还好,他还是有一点小机智,立刻笑嘻嘻地说道:“那好办,我们给自己来点镜头呗!”

Fortunately, he still has a little wit, and immediately said with a smile: “That’s easy, let’s get some shots for ourselves!”

鞠杰掏出手机,要跟杨轶一起自拍。

Ju Jie took out his mobile phone and wanted to take a selfie with Yang Yi.

两个大男人凑在一块自拍,鞠杰还摆出了嘟嘴、挑眉的女生拍照专用姿势,杨轶没办法摆得这么妖娆,他只能笑着,竖起了两根手指——经典的拍照手势。

The two big men took a selfie together. Ju Jie also took a special pose for a girl with a pouty mouth and raised eyebrows. Yang Yi couldn’t be so enchanting, he could only laugh and put up **** – The classic camera gesture.

“杨大哥,回头我要发微播,哎,总算是能跟我的偶像一起合照了,真的是开心!”鞠杰又是拍照,又是要发微播,一下子将两个赞助商的广告都植入了。

“Brother Yang, I’m going to post a micro-broadcast when I look back, hey, I’m finally able to take a photo with my idol. I’m really happy!” Ju Jie took a photo again, and was about to post a micro-broadcast again. Sponsored ads are placed.

不过,杨轶却从他高兴的声音中,听出了一些紧张,尤其是刚才杨轶问住鞠杰的那个时候,这家伙表情变化露出了破绽。

However, Yang Yi could hear some nervousness from his happy voice, especially when Yang Yi asked Ju Jie just now, the guy’s expression changed to reveal a flaw.

毕竟鞠杰不是那三个老油条,没有炉火纯青的演技,而且杨轶还有一双火眼金睛,他那点小道行,一下子被杨轶看破了!

After all, Ju Jie is not one of those three old fritters, he has no perfect acting skills, and Yang Yi has a pair of bright eyes.

为什么鞠杰会紧张?而且还故意拖延时间?

Why is Ju Jie nervous? And deliberately delaying time?

杨轶已经猜到了答案。

Yang Yi has already guessed the answer.

重新上路,既然开错了路口,就没必要再绕一个大圈回去,他们继续往前开,在前面路口再转向。

On the road again, since they took the wrong intersection, there is no need to go back in a big circle. They continue to drive forward and turn again at the intersection ahead.

杨轶从自己的后腰掏出了他的那把“手枪”,在手上摆弄着,兜里的弹夹都被他取出来,装进去,又退出来。

Yang Yi took out his “pistol” from his lower back and fiddled with it. He took out all the magazines in his pocket, put them in, and pulled them out.

“鞠杰,你说我这水枪,打中人就能将人淘汰吗?”杨轶问道。

“Ju Jie, do you think my water gun can knock people out by hitting them?” Yang Yi asked.

鞠杰不疑有他,他老实地说道:“对啊,不过只有两颗子弹,我们对手子弹比我们多,杨大哥你要省着点用。”

Ju Jie didn’t suspect him, he said honestly: “Yes, but there are only two bullets. Our opponent has more bullets than us. Brother Yang, you have to use it sparingly.”

杨轶在犹豫要不要先把这个该死的间谍干掉,不过,现在开车的时候,有点不方便。

Yang Yi is hesitant to kill this **** spy first, but it’s a little inconvenient to drive now.

“这个东西我玩得好,我跟你说,保证一枪一个,还不带浪费的。”杨轶笑道。

“I have a good time with this thing. Let me tell you, I promise to shoot one at a time, and there will be no waste.” Yang Yi laughed.

“可是,如果你没有打中他们的队长,他们队长还是可以把淘汰的人复活。”鞠杰说道,“这样到最后,我们的子弹数量就不够了!”

“However, if you don’t hit their captain, their captain can still revive the eliminated person.” Ju Jie said, “In the end, we won’t have enough bullets!”

也是,杨轶有了主意,他说道:“那你把你的弹夹给我。”

Also, Yang Yi had an idea. He said, “Then give me your magazine.”

“啊?”

“Huh?”

“你拿着浪费,你打不准,最好你就给我当挡箭牌,如果你死了,我还可以复活你,然后我拿了足够的弹药,打得准还可以消灭更多对手。”杨轶说道,“别犹豫,赶紧拿来给我!”

“You are wasting, you can’t hit well, you’d better use me as a shield, if you die, I can revive you, and then I have enough ammo to kill more if you hit it accurately Opponent.” Yang Yi said, “Don’t hesitate, bring it to me quickly!”

鞠杰犹犹豫豫地将手枪都整个递给了杨轶,他现在唯一想做的事情,就是不要引起杨轶的怀疑。

Ju Jie hesitantly handed the entire pistol to Yang Yi. The only thing he wants to do now is not to arouse Yang Yi’s suspicion.

杨轶取下弹夹,塞自己的兜里,把空壳枪还给鞠杰:“你拿着壳,必要的时候还可以吓唬吓唬别人。”

Yang Yi took off the magazine, stuffed it in his pocket, and returned the empty shell gun to Ju Jie: “You can hold the shell and scare others when necessary.”

“哥,那我就要靠你罩着了啊!”鞠杰说道。

“Brother, then I will rely on you to cover me!” Ju Jie said.

“没问题,我是你的队长,我不罩着你,谁罩着你?”杨轶笑眯眯地说道。

“No problem, I’m your captain, I don’t cover you, who covers you?” Yang Yi said with a smile.

既然已经收缴了弹药,杨轶就不急着干掉鞠杰,他将自己的枪也收起来,让鞠杰继续给自己开车。

Since the ammunition has been collected, Yang Yi is not in a hurry to kill Ju Jie. He also put away his gun and let Ju Jie continue to drive for him.

去千桥古镇还要十多分钟的路程,杨轶掏出了手机,在手上无意识地摆弄着。

It takes more than ten minutes to go to Qianqiao Ancient Town. Yang Yi took out his mobile phone and played with it unconsciously.

虽然是录节目,但毕竟他是一个父亲,没办法抛下一切不管,全身心地去玩耍,现在在车上闲下来,他又想起了跟着导演组的墨菲和曦曦她们。

Although he was recording a show, he was a father after all, and he couldn’t leave everything behind and play with all his heart. Now that he was idle in the car, he thought of Murphy and Xixi who were with the director team.

墨菲还好吗?她照顾大娃二娃~IndoMTL.com~应该很辛苦吧?

Is Murphy okay? It must be very hard for her to take care of the big baby and the second baby~IndoMTL.com~?

曦曦不知道还闹不闹腾……杨轶有点担心对讲机的新鲜感下降之后,小姑娘会不会又开始念叨起爸爸。

I don’t know if Xixi is still making a fuss… Yang Yi is a little worried that after the novelty of the walkie-talkie has declined, the little girl will start talking about her father again.

还有小曈曈,出生后第一次出远门,不知道能不能适应。

There is also Xiaojiao, who is traveling for the first time since birth, and I don’t know if he can adapt.

“杨大哥,你在想什么呢?”鞠杰不想车内变安静下来,便又开始问道。

“Brother Yang, what are you thinking about?” Ju Jie didn’t want the car to become quiet, so he started to ask again.

“我在想,咱们这个手机,能打出了我们组员以外,其他人的电话吗?”杨轶说道。

“I’m thinking, can our mobile phone make calls to anyone other than our team members?” Yang Yi said.

“可以啊!可是我们得知道对方的电话,里面的通讯录都是节目组事先弄好的,只有咱们几个的电话,像袁老师他们的都不在上面。”鞠杰说道。

“Yes! But we have to know the other party’s phone number. The address book in it is prepared in advance by the program team. Only the phone numbers of our few, like Mr. Yuan and others, are not on it.” Ju Jie said.

“我是说打给别人,比如你记得的手机号码。”杨轶索性不绕圈子了,说道,“墨菲和孩子不是也来姑苏了吗?我想打电话看看她们的情况。”

“I mean calling someone, such as the cell phone number you remember.” Yang Yi simply stopped the circle and said, “Didn’t Murphy and the child also come to Suzhou? I want to call to see how they are doing. .”

“噢噢噢!”鞠杰恍然大悟,他笑道,“可以的,杨大哥你打吧,这就是一个正常的手机和正常的电话卡。”

“Oh oh oh!” Ju Jie suddenly realized, he smiled, “Yes, Brother Yang, you can call, this is a normal mobile phone and a normal calling card.”

       

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