Ultimate Scheming System Chapter 1: I have a system and I am the most hanging

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  一缕刺眼的阳光照耀下,徐缺微眯着眼睛醒来。

Under a dazzling ray of sunlight, Xu Que woke up with narrowed eyes.

  脸上有些痒痒的,周围似乎是一片草丛。

His face was itchy, and there seemed to be a grass around him.

  “我不是出车祸死了么?怎么又活过来了?”

“Didn’t I die in a car accident? How come I’m alive again?”

  他有些惊讶,可还没来得及搞清楚自己是如何死里逃生,眼前的景象便使得他立刻激动的瞪大了眼睛。

He was a little surprised, but before he could figure out how he escaped death, the sight in front of him made him immediately widen his eyes with excitement.

  随即就懵逼了!

Immediately stunned!

  只见一名长得像仙女一般的古装女孩,竟对准他躺着的草丛位置,一点一点地将她那古代裙装给提了上去,然后作势就要蹲下来……

I saw a girl in ancient costume who looked like a fairy, aiming at the grass where he was lying, lifted her ancient dress up bit by bit, and then squatted down…

  天呐!

Oh my gosh!

  这女孩,该不会是想要……

This girl, wouldn’t she want to…

  不会吧?不能够呀!

No way? I can’t!

  长得这么漂亮的女孩,怎么会随地方便呢?而且我这么光明磊落的一个人,也不可能偷看呀……

How can such a beautiful girl be so convenient anywhere? And I am such an open and upright person, it is impossible to peek…

  徐缺瞪大了眼睛。

Xu Que’s eyes widened.

  就这么眼睁睁地看着那漂亮女孩在自己的眼前彻底褪下了裙摆,里面的亵裤也一点一点地脱了下来,入眼就是一片嫩白嫩白的,还带着一股女子身上独有的体香。

I just watched the beautiful girl completely take off the skirt in front of my eyes, and the trousers inside were also taken off bit by bit. The unique fragrance of a woman’s body.

  这顿时就让徐缺没法淡定了。

This immediately made Xu Que unable to calm down.

  眼看那女孩就要瞄准自己脑袋的位置方便,徐缺紧忙将脑袋从茂密的草丛堆中使劲钻了出来,大喊道:

Seeing that the girl was about to aim at a convenient position for her head, Xu Que hurriedly drilled her head out of the dense grass and shouted:

  “姑娘,你这是干嘛,可不能随地大小便呀!”

“Girl, what are you doing, you can’t urinate anywhere!”

  场面顿时一僵。

The scene suddenly froze.

  女子半蹲在地上,整个人也僵化了,然后……

The woman was half-squatting on the ground, her whole body became rigid, and then…

  “啊……”

“Ah…”

  她发出了一声尖叫,惊慌失措的放下裙摆,整个人噌的一下从原地弹起,竟踩着一把利剑横空飞掠而去。

She let out a scream, put down her skirt in a panic, and bounced from the spot, stepping on a sharp sword and flying across the air.

  我靠,这是啥?御剑飞天?

Damn, what is this? Yujian Feitian?

  原来,真他妈是仙女啊?

It turns out that she is really a **** fairy?

  徐缺顿时吓了一跳,与此同时,脑袋里也突然涌出一大段陌生却熟悉的记忆,宛若与生俱来经历过的一般。

Xu Que was taken aback, and at the same time, a large amount of unfamiliar but familiar memories suddenly appeared in his head, as if he had been born with it.

  穿越!我他妈穿越了!

Crossing! I **** crossed!

  立刻读档脑海当中本不属于自己的记忆,徐缺理清了一切。

Immediately read the memories in his mind that did not belong to him, Xu Que sorted everything out.

  这里竟然是一个修仙世界,就像眼前这个愤怒得御剑飞天的小仙女一般,人是可以修炼各种功法成仙的。

It turned out to be a world of immortal cultivation. Just like this little fairy who was so angry that she was flying with her sword and flying in the sky, people could practice various exercises to become immortals.

  而自己这幅身体的主人竟是当今驸马爷,可这位驸马爷却是十足的倒霉蛋。

And the owner of this body is actually the current concubine, but this concubine is completely unlucky.

  他本身只是个穷苦孤儿,却拥有千年难得一遇的独特灵根。

He himself is just a poor orphan, but he has a unique spiritual root that is rare in a thousand years.

  年幼时,在机缘下被皇帝看中招为驸马,提供无数天材地宝给他修炼,短短六年间便凝结腹丹,踏入了金丹期。

When he was young, by chance, he was recruited by the emperor to be his concubine, and provided him with countless treasures of heaven and earth for his cultivation.

  当他踏入金丹期的那一天,才真正与公主入了洞房,于是接连七天七夜都是在婚床上渡过,结果那位美得妖艳的公主如狐媚,竟将他浑身修为采补一空,甚至连灵根天赋也被一并夺走。

On the day he stepped into the Golden Elixir Stage, he really entered the bridal chamber with the princess, so he spent seven days and seven nights on the wedding bed. As a result, the beautiful and coquettish princess was like a fox, and actually repaired him. In order to make up for it, even the spiritual root talent was taken away.

  天才驸马爷才刚新婚便沦为废人,已经没有了丝毫利用价值的他被低调连夜送出宫外,在发配到边疆的路上被皇帝安排的人一掌拍死,气绝身亡,最后被弃尸于此。

The genius concubine had just been newly married and became a crippled person. He had no use value at all. He was sent out of the palace in a low-key overnight. On the way to the frontier, he was slapped to death by someone arranged by the emperor. He died of anger. Abandon the corpse here.

  “唉,可惜了!”

“Alas, what a pity!”

  理清了这些记忆,徐缺满脸遗憾之色,摇头叹了口气,懊恼道:“该死的!怎么就没提早一步,穿越到和美艳公主疯狂在床上做运动的快活时候呢?”

After sorting out these memories, Xu Que had a look of regret on his face, shook his head and sighed, annoyed: “Damn! Why didn’t you take a step earlier and travel to the happy time when you were crazy about exercising in bed with Princess Meiyan? ?”

  想起那位美艳公主在婚床上销魂的媚意,傲人的身段,以及风情万种的喘息,徐缺就愈发觉得可惜,来迟了一步啊!

Thinking of the glamorous princess’ ecstasy on the wedding bed, her proud figure, and her breath of awe, Xu Que felt even more regretful that she was a step late!

  “大胆淫贼,竟然敢偷窥本姑娘如厕,给我纳命来!”

“Bold thief, dare to peep at this girl’s toilet, and give me my life!”

  这时,一道娇斥声突然传来,竟是那位仙女去而复返。

At this moment, a coquettish voice suddenly came, and it was the fairy who went and returned.

  她满脸通红的羞愤,眼神当中却带着无尽的杀意,脚下还踩着那柄寒芒凌冽的利剑,朝徐缺杀了过来。

Her face was flushed with shame and anger, but her eyes were filled with endless killing intent, and she stepped on the cold sword and killed Xu Que.

  “我靠,仙子,这绝对是误会啊!明明是你一屁股蹲在了我躺着的地方,还有……你就算要杀我泄愤,也请你先把裤子提上去好不好?你这个样子,让我很没有逃跑的动力啊!”

“Damn, Fairy, this is definitely a misunderstanding! It’s obviously you who squatted on the place where I was lying, and… even if you want to kill me to vent your anger, please put your pants up first, okay? You look like this, so I have no motivation to escape!”

  徐缺大喊了一声,拔腿就跑。

Xu Que shouted and ran away.

  女子顿时脸色一变,面红耳赤的将裙摆下的亵裤一提,呸了一声,怒斥道:“淫贼找死。”脚下利剑飞行的速度陡然加快,嗖嗖朝着徐缺杀去。

The woman’s face suddenly changed, and she raised her trousers under her skirt with a red face, snorted, and scolded: “The thief is looking for death.” The speed of the sharp sword flying under her feet suddenly accelerated, swooshing towards Xu Que. go.

  飞奔狂跑间,徐缺疯狂地想着逃命的办法。

While running wildly, Xu Que frantically thought of a way to escape.

  突然之间,脑中灵光一闪。

Suddenly, a light flashed in my head.

  当即就脚步一停,伸手从怀里摸出一块熟悉的令牌,转身就对着女子大喊道:“大胆妖女,我乃当今火元国驸马,你敢对我不敬?小心我诛你九族!”

Immediately, he stopped, stretched out his hand and took out a familiar token from his arms, turned around and shouted at the woman: “Bold demon girl, I am the consort of the current Huoyuan Kingdom, you dare to be disrespectful to me? Be careful of me. You nine clans!”

  就在这时,徐缺脑袋里就突然就响起一连串的系统提示音。

At this moment, a series of system prompts suddenly sounded in Xu Que’s head.

  “恭喜宿主‘徐缺’激活装逼打脸系统,本系统将为您保驾护航,助你装逼助你飞!”

“Congratulations to the host ‘Xu Que’ for activating the face slap system. This system will **** you and help you fly!”

  “恭喜宿主‘徐缺’装逼成功,奖励装逼值1点,是否进入商城兑换?”

“Congratulations to the host ‘Xu Que’ for successfully pretending to be a force. The reward is worth 1 point. Do you want to enter the mall to exchange?”

  “系统检测到宿主‘徐缺’能力低弱,难以在本世界难度下生存,特奖励新手大礼包一份,是否查看礼包?”

“The system has detected that the host ‘Xu Que’ is weak and unable to survive in the difficulty of this world. We will reward a novice with a gift package. Do you want to check the package?”

  在提示音响起的同时,眼前还弹出一道光幕窗口,上面显示着几条信息数据。

At the same time as the prompt sounded, a light curtain window popped up in front of me, displaying several pieces of information data.

  “宿主:徐缺

“Host: Xu Que

  境界:凡人(手无缚鸡之力)

Realm: Mortal

  经验值:0/100

EXP: 0/100

  装逼值:1点

Force value: 1 point

  功法:无

Exercise: None

  职业:无

Occupation: None

  地位:东荒大陆火元国驸马

Position: Consort of Huoyuan Kingdom in the Eastern Wilderness Continent

  ……”

…”

  “嘶……哈哈哈……”

“Hi…hahaha…”

  徐缺先是倒吸了一口气,紧跟着难以抑制的放声狂笑起来。

Xu Que first gasped, followed by an uncontrollable burst of laughter.

  这什么装逼打脸系统,一听就是为我量身打造,助我叼破天际的逆天系统啊!这下可有得玩了。

What kind of face-slapping system is this? It’s a sky-defying system tailored for me to help me break through the sky! Now it’s time to play.

  “淫贼,死到临头,你有什么好笑的?”

“The thief, what’s so funny about you?”

  突然,一声娇斥把徐缺从狂喜中拉了回来。

Suddenly, a coquettish scolding pulled Xu Que back from the ecstasy.

  女子不知何时已经站在他面前十几米处,手里面拿着飞剑指着他,水灵灵的大眼睛却警惕狐疑的盯着他。

The woman had stood a dozen meters in front of him at some point, pointing at him with a flying sword in her hand, but Shui Lingling’s big eyes stared at him suspiciously.

  徐缺眼眸微眯,想了一下,突然冷笑道:“我乃是火元国的驸马爷!连尊贵的皇室公主我都想看就看,你也就颇有姿色而已,本驸马爷愿意看你那是你的福气!别以为拿着飞剑就能喊打喊杀,本驸马可是百年难得一遇的修仙天纵奇才,还会怕你这个小丫头片子?来来来……想要跟我动手是不是?有种你靠近我一步试试?”

Xu Que narrowed his eyes, thought for a moment, and suddenly sneered: “I am the concubine of the Huoyuan Kingdom! Even the noble royal princess I want to see, you are quite beautiful, Ben. It’s your blessing that the concubine is willing to see you! Don’t think that you can shout and kill with a flying sword. This concubine is a rare genius in the cultivation of immortality and heaven, and is still afraid of your little girl’s film? Come on… …Want to do it with me? Would you like to try one step closer to me?”

  “叮,恭喜宿主‘徐缺’装逼成功,奖励装逼值1点。”

“Ding, congratulations to the host ‘Xu Que’ for successfully pretending to be a force. The reward is 1 point.”

  果不其然,徐缺耳边那只有自己才听得到的系统提示音再度响起,他忍不住再度大笑了起来。

Sure enough, Xu Que’s ear, the system prompt sound that only he could hear sounded again, and he couldn’t help laughing again.

  原来这装逼打脸系统真的是顾名思义,只要装逼就能获得装逼值,就能升级,就能获得系统的种种奖励……

It turns out that this pretending to slap the face system is really just as the name suggests, as long as you pretend to be intimidating, you can get the pretending value, you can level up, and you can get all kinds of rewards from the system…

  “对了,好像还有个礼包。”徐缺眼中陡然一亮,用意识喊道:“查看礼包。”

“By the way, there seems to be a gift bag.” Xu Que’s eyes suddenly lit up, and he shouted with consciousness: “Check the gift bag.”

  顿时,眼前光幕窗口的画面一变,出现了一个方形礼盒,礼盒被打开,几道流光跃出,一闪而逝。

Immediately, the picture of the light curtain window changed, and a square gift box appeared. The gift box was opened, and several streamers jumped out and disappeared in a flash.

  “恭喜宿主‘徐缺’获得初阶经验丹,服用可得一万经验值。”

“Congratulations to the host ‘Xu Que’ for obtaining the first-level experience pill. Taking it will give you 10,000 experience points.”

  “恭喜宿主‘徐缺’获得初阶神行遁走符两张,使用后可瞬间移动到方圆五公里之外的任何地方。”

“Congratulations to the host ‘Xu Que’ for obtaining two Elemental Divine Walk Amulet. After using it, you can instantly move to any place within a radius of five kilometers.”

  “恭喜宿主‘徐缺’获得初阶《太古五行诀》(注:初阶篇只能修炼至筑基期,后续可到商城进行兑换)。”

“Congratulations to the host ‘Xu Que’ for obtaining the first-level “Traditional Ancient Five Elements” (Note: The first-level chapter can only be practiced until the foundation-building stage, and can be exchanged in the mall later).”

  “叮,检测到宿主‘徐缺’灵根残缺,不满足修炼条件,系统将为您补全所有灵根。”

“Ding, it is detected that the host ‘Xu Que’ has incomplete spiritual roots and does not meet the cultivation conditions. The system will fill in all spiritual roots for you.”

  当即,徐缺感觉体内像被一股电流贯穿,头皮瞬间发麻。

Immediately, Xu Que felt like an electric current was running through his body, and his scalp felt numb.

  可紧随而至的是一种舒畅感,浑身毛孔像被彻底打开,贪婪的汲取四方灵气。

What followed was a sense of comfort, as if the pores all over the body were completely opened, greedily absorbing the spiritual energy from all directions.

  轰!

Boom!

  很快,他感觉到自己的身体发生了翻天覆地的变化,变得与大自然更加亲近,仿佛能融入万物,掌控万物。

Soon, he felt that his body had undergone earth-shaking changes, becoming closer to nature, as if he could integrate into and control everything.

  可他很清楚这种感觉是多么熟悉,当年天火灵根还没被公主采补夺走时,便是对火焰有如此亲切的感觉,而今系统不仅将他的天火灵根修复,更是补全了其他属性的灵根。

But he knew very well how familiar this feeling was. Back then, before the Heavenly Fire Spiritual Root was taken away by the princess, he had such an intimate feeling for the flame. Now the system not only repaired his Heavenly Fire Spiritual Root, but also It is a spiritual root that complements other attributes.

  金木水火土,一下子五种灵根都齐了,而且每一条皆是最上乘的“天”级。

Gold, Wood, Water, Fire, Earth, all five spiritual roots are all at once, and each of them is the most excellent “Heaven” level.

  我了个去,这是要逆天啊!

I went, this is going to go against the sky!

  想到这,徐缺终于忍不住振臂高呼:“系统在手,天下我有,什么狗屁火元国公主皇帝,等我徐缺升级归来,就把你们全踩在脚下,踏得粉碎。”

Thinking of this, Xu Que finally couldn’t help raising his arms and shouting: “The system is in hand, I have the world, what a **** the princess and emperor of the Huoyuan Kingdom, when Xu Que comes back with an upgrade, I will step on all of you under my feet. smash.”

  “大胆淫贼,既然自称是火元国的驸马,竟还敢口出狂言,妄图弑君?”旁边女子有点听傻了,这驸马失心疯了吗?竟敢说出这等大逆不道的话来。

“Bold rogue, since he claims to be the concubine of the Huoyuan Kingdom, he actually dares to speak madly, trying to kill the emperor?” The woman next to him was a little stupid. How dare you say such outrageous words.

  “叮,恭喜宿主‘徐缺’装逼成功,获得装逼值1点。”

“Ding, congratulations to the host ‘Xu Que’ for successfully pretending to be a force and getting 1 point of force.”

  徐缺这才缓过神来,嘴角微微一抽,妈的,顾着装逼展望未来,差点忘记眼下这个麻烦,得赶紧想办法跑路才行。

Xu Que finally regained his senses, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly. Damn, looking forward to the future, he almost forgot about the trouble at the moment, so he had to find a way to run away.

  “对了,经验丹!”

“Right, Experience Dan!”

  他突然想起新手大礼包中还有一颗初阶经验丹。

He suddenly remembered that there was also an elementary experience pill in the novice gift bag.

  没有丝毫迟疑,紧忙用意念操作系统界面,打开一个包裹,三件物品赫然出现在其中。

Without the slightest hesitation, he hurriedly used the mind operating system interface to open a package, and three items appeared in it.

  “使用,使用。”徐缺盯住其中两样物品,心中大喊。

“Use, use.” Xu Que stared at two of the items and shouted in his heart.

  脑海里顿时传来一连串系统提示音:

A series of system prompts sounded in my mind:

  “叮,恭喜宿主‘徐缺’修炼《太古五行诀》成功。”

“Ding, congratulations to the host ‘Xu Que’ for successfully cultivating the “Small Ancient Five Elements”.”

  “叮,宿主‘徐缺’服用了初阶经验丹,获得一万经验值。”

“Ding, the host ‘Xu Que’ took the Primary Experience Pill and gained 10,000 experience points.”

  “恭喜宿主‘徐缺’升级,当前境界炼气期一层。”

“Congratulations to the host ‘Xu Que’ for upgrading, the current realm is at the first level of Qi refining.”

  “恭喜宿主‘徐缺’升级,当前境界炼气期二层。”

“Congratulations to the host ‘Xu Que’ for upgrading to the second floor of the current Qi refining period.”

  “恭喜宿主‘徐缺’升级,当前境界炼气期三层。”

“Congratulations to the host ‘Xu Que’ for upgrading, the current realm is at the third level of Qi refining.”

  ……

  “恭喜宿主‘徐缺’升级,当前境界炼气期十层。”

“Congratulations to the host ‘Xu Que’ for upgrading, the current realm is at the tenth level of Qi refining.”

  短短数息之间,徐缺从手无缚鸡之力的凡人变成修仙者,直接冲刺到炼气期十层,距离筑基期仅仅一步之差。

In just a few breaths, Xu Que changed from a mortal with no power to hold a chicken to an immortal cultivator, and sprinted directly to the tenth floor of the Qi Refining Stage, just one step away from the Foundation Establishment Stage.

  而且他现在的实力,竟比正常的炼气期十层还要强大无数。

Moreover, his current strength is actually much stronger than the normal tenth floor of the Qi refining period.

  原因就是他拥有了五条天灵根,这就等于一个人拥有了寻常人五倍的实力。

The reason is that he has five Heavenly Spiritual Roots, which means that a person has five times the strength of ordinary people.

  甚至在这五种不同灵气的相生相克属性下,爆发出来的力量就远远不止五倍那么简单。

Even under the mutual generation and mutual restraint attributes of these five different auras, the power that erupts is far more than five times as simple.

  “这回可真是没话说了~IndoMTL.com~我不无敌谁无敌?”

“This time I really have nothing to say~IndoMTL.com~ I am not invincible and who is invincible?”

  徐缺内心止不住激动起来。

Xu Que couldn’t help but be excited.

  但这时,对面那女子却是挥舞起一道流光,划过云霄,锋芒毕露的剑刃眨眼间如毒蛇般窜了过来。

But at this time, the woman on the opposite side waved a streamer across the sky, and the sharp-edged blade rushed over like a poisonous snake in the blink of an eye.

  “我靠,仙子,我只是叫你这个小美人上前来给本驸马爷好好瞅瞅的,谁让你出剑了?你这是偷袭!是暗算!”

“Damn it, Fairy, I just asked you, this little beauty, to come and take a good look at this concubine. Who told you to use the sword? You are a sneak attack! It’s a plot!”

  徐缺见着飞剑袭来,顿时吓了一大跳,当即张口破骂。

Xu Que was shocked when he saw Feijian attacking, and immediately opened his mouth to curse.

  可骂归骂,脚下的动作却一点也不含糊,顺势往后一滑,手指尖竟凝出一缕水元灵气,轻轻弹在迎面掠来的剑刃上。

You can scold and scold, but the movements under your feet are not ambiguous at all. When you slide back, a wisp of water essence condenses from the tips of your fingers, and flicks lightly on the oncoming blade.

  “当!”

“When!”

  一声颤音脆鸣,利剑被他弹飞而出。

A trill sounded crisply, and the sharp sword was bounced out by him.

  “这……怎么可能?”

“How is this possible?”

  女子顿时呆住了,宗门里能如此轻巧破解这一剑的,除去那些修为高深莫测的师叔伯不说,至少也得筑基期六层的那些师兄姐才能做到呀!

The woman was stunned for a moment. In the sect, who could crack this sword so lightly, aside from those uncles and uncles with unfathomable cultivation bases, at least those senior brothers and sisters on the sixth floor of the foundation stage can do it!

  “我就纳闷了,都说了刚才的事是误会,你还老是纠缠不清,居然还想杀我?别以为你长得像仙女我就不打你,反正刚刚也没看清楚,这回我就光明正大的看一次。”

“I was puzzled. I said that what happened just now was a misunderstanding. You are still entangled, and you still want to kill me? Don’t think that you look like a fairy and I won’t hit you, anyway, I didn’t watch it just now. Clearly, this time I’ll take a look at it openly.”

  徐缺恼火骂道,脚下禹步踏出,土元灵气顿时融入大地,速度猛然倍增,眨眼间便出现在女子面前。

Xu Que scolded angrily, and stepped out of his feet, the earth element aura immediately merged into the earth, the speed suddenly doubled, and he appeared in front of the woman in the blink of an eye.

  紧跟着,一缕水元灵气涌出掌心,环绕四方,女子还未来得及反应,当场就被禁锢。

Immediately following, a wisp of water essence aura gushed out of the palm of the hand and surrounded the square. Before the woman could react, she was imprisoned on the spot.

  “淫……淫贼,你想干什么?”女子大惊失色,感觉体内的火元灵气被全面压制。

“Knock… a thief, what do you want to do?” The woman turned pale in shock, feeling that the fire energy in her body was completely suppressed.

  “嘿嘿!既然你都叫我淫贼了?那我可不能白白背这个锅。”

“Hehe! Since you call me a thief? Then I can’t take this blame for nothing.”

  徐缺一脸贱笑,眉毛一挑,伸手就直接扒向女子的裙摆。

Xu Que smiled meanly, raised his eyebrows, and reached out to grab the hem of the woman’s skirt.

       

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