Transmigrating into a Mob Character to Rehabilitate the Villain Plan Chapter 1:

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《异界之笑傲天下》这篇不温不火种马文里,第一逆天是主角,第二逆天是反派。

In the tepid Marx text of “A Smile in the Other World”, the first one is the protagonist, and the second one is the villain.

反派每一次嚣张时候,都是被主角推倒晋级时候。

Every time the villain is arrogant, it is always when the protagonist pushes him down and advances.

作为灰太狼属性反派,执着地一次次杀了回来,成功诠释了生命不止,与主角相爱相杀不休这一真谛。

As a villain with the Big Gray Wolf attribute, he persisted in killing him again and again, successfully interpreting the true meaning of life beyond the limits of life and the endless love and killing with the protagonist.

今夜是个重要日子,作为这篇文死忠粉,凌夏几乎是彻夜守电脑前面,一遍一遍地刷这篇文。

Tonight is an important day. As a diehard fan of this article, Ling Xia stayed in front of the computer almost all night, brushing this article over and over again.

作者说过今晚会准时放送大结局,也就是说,追文经历一年零三个月后,反派与主角争斗终于到了尘埃落定大高|潮时候!

The author said that the finale will be broadcast on time tonight, that is to say, after one year and three months of chasing the article, the battle between the villain and the protagonist has finally reached the climax of the dust!

只是,他反反复复地把终章读了三遍以后,双眼不敢置信地瞪到了极限,一口老血顿时喷上屏幕——

It’s just that, after reading the final chapter three times over and over, his eyes stared to the limit in disbelief, and a mouthful of old blood was sprayed on the screen–

卧槽,老子追文这么久,每个月辛辛苦苦投月票,就是为了这个近乎全灭结局吗?!

Fuck, I chased the article for so long, and worked so hard to vote for the monthly pass every month. Was it just for this almost annihilated ending? !

是,大反派bss被主角推倒后,作者君他节操掉了!

Yes, after the big villain bss was overthrown by the protagonist, the author was **** up!

终章五千字里,主角那仙风道骨高人师父挂了!

In the final chapter of five thousand words, the protagonist, the master of immortal wind and Dao, has died!

可爱无敌萌宠挂了!

The cute and invincible pet is hanging up!

主角小弟团不用说全灭!

Needless to say, the protagonist’s little brother group is completely destroyed!

过分,主角后宫之一,他心中女神般出尘脱俗萌妹子慕容雪居然也挡主角身前挂了!

Too much, one of the protagonist’s harems, Murongxue, a cute girl like a goddess in his heart, also blocked the protagonist’s body!

准确地说,除了主角和主角后宫若干人,整个异界大陆差不多都被反派庞大傀儡兵团毁掉了!

To be precise, except for the protagonist and the protagonist’s harem, almost the entire alien continent was destroyed by the villain’s huge puppet army!

面对被毁掉苍茫寂寥大陆和尸横遍野惨象,圣母主角终于痛定思痛时候选择彻底灭掉反派,书里是这么描述——

Faced with the ruined vast and lonely continent and the tragedy of corpses all over the wild, the protagonist of the virgin finally chose to completely destroy the villain when he finally learned from his pain. This is described in the book——

夜幕逐渐降临,天上一阵轰鸣豆大雨滴轰然而下,宋小虎低下头,面无表情地看着躺泥潭中奄奄一息御之绝,并没有丝毫喜悦。

Night gradually fell, and there was a roar of heavy raindrops in the sky, and Song Xiaohu lowered his head and looked at the dying imperial absolute lying in the mire with expressionless expression, without the slightest joy.

御之绝缓缓睁开黯淡凝滞眼睛,嘴角却是一抹浅笑:“终于……解脱了……这样丑恶世界……统统毁灭吧……”

Yu Zhijue slowly opened his bleak and stagnant eyes, but there was a slight smile at the corner of his mouth: “Finally…freed…such an ugly world…destroy all…”

毁灭你妹啊!!!

Destroy your sister! ! !

凌夏几乎要掀桌了,恨不得爬到显示器那边喷作者一脸血啊!

Ling Xia is about to lift the table, I can’t wait to climb to the monitor and spray the author with blood!

这文作者大大是要报复涩会对吗?

Will the author of this article want revenge?

后意思是主角要带着他妹子团重建立世界改为种田文吗?!既然喜欢女神级妹子都死了,主角他还活着干什么?怎么不去一起死?!

Does it mean that the protagonist will lead his sisters to rebuild the world and change to farming? ! Since the goddess-like girls are all dead, what is the protagonist doing while he is still alive? Why don’t you die together? !

平时平静书评区已经沸腾了,喜欢反派妹子们纷纷发表抗议表示接受不了这个结局。

The usual quiet book review area is already boiling, and the girls who like villains have expressed protests that they can’t accept this ending.

凌夏也是悲愤不已,一气拉到后开始猛力敲打键盘,追了这么久他要看可不是世界被三观不正邪魅狂傲拽反派毁掉!他要看是主角带着萌妹子和小弟团像文名一样笑傲异界!人都死光了还笑傲个屁啊!他坚决不接受这个结局!

Ling Xia was also in grief and indignation. After pulling it in, he began to violently tap the keyboard. After chasing him for so long, he wanted to see if the world was ruined by the villain, the villain and the evil spirits! He depends on the protagonist taking Mengmeizi and Xiaodi Tuan with a smile like a literary name! People are all dead and they are still laughing arrogantly! He firmly does not accept this ending!

卧槽!卧槽!!

Fuck it! Damn it! !

这篇文死忠读者并不多,平时作者君也只是默默写文很少与读者交流,这次凌夏抗议却是立刻就得到作者回应——

There are not many die-hard readers of this article, and the author usually writes silently and rarely communicates with readers. However, this time Ling Xia’s protest was immediately responded by the author——

“御之绝是我爱反派角色,所以就是这样结局了,本来就是写着玩,不必太认真啊,呵呵,虎摸。”

“Yuzhijue is my love villain character, so it ends like this. It was originally written to play, don’t be too serious, haha, tiger touch.”

——呵呵你妹啊!虎摸个屁啊!

——Hehe your sister! Tiger touches a fart!

你是闹着玩写,老子可是很认真很认真地追到现啊!

You are joking about writing, but I am very serious and earnestly chasing the present!

泥煤爱反派就让他黑化连同世界一起毁灭啊!还老子女神啊!

The peat loves the villain, so he will be blackened and destroyed together with the world! It’s also the goddess of Lao Tzu!

要知道之前大大小小反派不是被主角推倒就是洗白当主角小弟啊!

Be aware that the big and small villains were either overthrown by the protagonist or became the protagonist!

有三观奇葩作者,果然有神一般坑爹结局!

There are three wonders of the author, and it really ends up like a god!

凌夏一脸血地表示,与这个坑爹结局相比,他宁愿是反派被主角感化,携手走上时代狗血结局!

Ling Xia said with a **** face that, compared with this cheating ending, he would rather be the villain being probated by the protagonist, and join hands in the **** ending of the times!

这已经不属于累感不爱范围了,这已经上升到要报复涩会范围了!

This is no longer in the range of tiredness and unloving, it has risen to the range of revenge!

凌夏咬牙切齿地盯着这句作者回复看了几分钟,很完成了粉转黑蜕变过程。

Ling Xia gritted her teeth and stared at the author’s reply for a few minutes, and she completed the process of turning her pink into black.

他痛彻心扉地开始写下有史以来第一条长篇负分评,并且结尾处许下衷心祝福——

He heartbrokenly began to write the first long negative score in history, and at the end he promised his heartfelt blessings——

掉节操作者大大吃方便面没有调味包!

Dropping operators ate instant noodles without seasoning packs!

去只有方便面调味包!

Go only the instant noodle seasoning package!

追妹子都去百合!后自己也去搅基!

Go to Lily to chase girls! After that, I will also go to stir the foundation!

被爆菊花一万遍啊一万遍!

The chrysanthemum was exploded ten thousand times, ten thousand times!

穿到异界当炮灰!给主角挡枪要死也趁早!

Wear as cannon fodder in another world! It’s too early to block the gun for the protagonist!

持续不断半个小时愤怒“砰砰”敲击声后,点击“回复”,再次看看满屏幕愤怒感叹号,凌夏灌了瓶冰镇啤酒满腔悲愤总算发泄了一点,骂骂咧咧地去睡觉了。

After half an hour of anger “pop”, click “reply” and look at the screen full of angry exclamation marks again. Ling Xia poured a bottle of cold beer and finally vented a little bit of grief and anger, and went to bed cursingly. .

当然,如果他知道自己今后命运,一定宁愿把那只悲催爪子剁了也不会写这篇倒霉催评论,起码会收起那些穿成炮灰被爆菊花诅咒。

Of course, if he knows his future destiny, he would rather chop off the sad claw than write this unlucky comment. At least he will put away those who were dressed as cannon fodder and cursed by exploding chrysanthemums.

第二天早上,被人声鼎沸声吵醒凌夏揉着惺忪睡眼,还以为自己身梦中。他有些呆滞地撑起身半坐起来,这才发现自己居然躺墙角一堆稻草上,一只土狗正他不远处翘着后腿撒尿。他茫然地抬起头,破旧屋檐上诡异地挂着两个太阳。

The next morning, Ling Xia was awakened by the sound of people, rubbing her sleepy eyes, thinking she was in a dream. He stood up and half-sit up sluggishly, only to realize that he was actually lying on a pile of straw in the corner of the wall, and a dog was urinating on his hind legs not far away. He raised his head blankly, two suns hanging strangely on the eaves of the dilapidated roof.

两个……太阳?

Two… the sun?

凌夏低下头,这才发现身体也不对劲了,眼前这双手脏兮兮但是显然十分瘦弱,根本不是自己手!

Ling Xia lowered her head, only to realize that her body was not right. The hands in front of her were dirty but obviously very thin, not her own hands at all!

“……这梦也太诡异了。”凌夏自言自语地揉着太阳穴,但是当他狠狠掐了自己一把以后险些没蹦起来——卧槽,老子这是穿越了吧?!

“…This dream is too weird.” Ling Xia muttered to himself rubbing his temples, but when he pinched himself severely, he almost didn’t jump up–Fuck, I’m crossing, right? !

作为常年混点点家宅男,凌夏自然是知道不少出名穿越小说,他对那些一穿越就异界混风生水起男□丝一向是各种鄙视,这也是他支持《异界之笑傲天下》原因,因为里面主角不是穿越者。

As a perennial nerd, Ling Xia naturally knows a lot of famous traversing novels. He has always contempt for those men who rush to the outside world as soon as they cross. This is why he supports the “Aliens The reason for “Smile Proud World” is that the protagonist in it is not a traverser.

一穿越就变人生赢家什么是多么不科学啊!以前凌夏看见这类情节也是“呵呵”两声,但是当他自己也成为穿越者时,却是呵呵不出来了。

How unscientific it is to become a winner in life as soon as you cross it! In the past, Ling Xia made two “hehe” when he saw this kind of plot, but when he himself became a traverser, he couldn’t come out.

他无语地看着天上两个相互辉映太阳,再看看天边泛紫色诡异云团,莫名地觉得这景色似乎什么书里看见过。

He watched silently at the two shining suns in the sky, and then at the strange purple clouds on the horizon, he felt that the scenery seemed to be something he had seen in a book.

两个……太阳?!

Two… the sun? !

凌夏眼瞳猛然一缩险些没晕过去,《异界之笑傲天下》里,可不就是两个太阳?而且因为反派终极毁灭计划,不仅整个大陆架被破坏,能量剧烈动荡也影响距离近那个太阳被摧毁,主角是凭着金手掌才力挽狂澜救下了剩下太阳和自己大部分后宫。

Ling Xia’s eyes shrank suddenly and almost didn’t faint. In “A Smile in Another World”, aren’t there just two suns? And because of the villain’s ultimate destruction plan, not only the entire continental shelf was destroyed, but the violent energy turbulence also affected the destruction of the nearby sun. The protagonist used the golden palm to save the rest of the sun and most of his harem.

也就是因为这样,此时主角无力抵抗反派攻势,凌夏心中女神慕容雪才会挡主角面前,义无反顾地替主角接住反派那惊天一击,导致了香消玉殒。

Because of this, the protagonist is unable to resist the villain’s offensive at this time. Ling Xia’s goddess Murongxue will block the protagonist’s face, and she will not hesitate to catch the villain’s shocking blow for the protagonist, leading to Xiang Xiaoyu’s death.

——卧槽,这种逆天设定是多么地不科学啊!!!

——Fuck, how unscientific this setting is against the sky! ! !

不管多么地风中凌乱,凌夏还是很爬了起来,他要确认自己是不是真穿进这本坑爹文里面了。他看看自己身上破破烂烂衣服,脸上表情就苦逼了——显然,他穿越这个身份并不怎么好。

No matter how messy the wind is, Ling Xia still gets up very much, he wants to confirm whether he really has penetrated into this cheating book. He looked at the tattered clothes on his body, the expression on his face was bitter-obviously, it is not good for him to pass through this identity.

现还早,空阔街上并没有多少行人,凌夏把挡脸前纠结毛团状头发拨脑后,一回头恰好看见不远处一家店铺四个大字“龙飞烧饼”。

It’s still early, and there are not many pedestrians on the empty streets. Ling Xia turned the tangled hairy hair in front of her face behind her head, and when she turned her head, she saw the four characters “Long Fei Biscuits” from a shop not far away.

凌夏心一凉,彻底确定了自己猜测。因为故事开头就是主角从荒山走出来,流浪到一个听起来很苏很霸气侧漏凡人界小镇——龙飞,主角与反派也是这里相遇。

Ling Xia felt cold, completely sure of her guess. Because the beginning of the story is that the protagonist walks out of the barren mountain and wanders to a small town that sounds very domineering in the mortal world-Long Fei, where the protagonist and the villain also meet.

现选择是偏离剧情呢还是加入剧情?要知道主角身边可是高危地带,特别是初期主角,那简直就是一柯南,走到哪里哪里出事,没有主角光环还是滚边玩去吧。但是避开主角不管剧情话,后结局不用说也是和这片大陆一起被反派毁灭……

Is the choice to deviate from the plot or join the plot? You must know that there is a high-risk area around the protagonist, especially the early protagonist, it is simply a Conan, wherever he goes, and where the protagonist’s halo is not there, let’s go and play. But avoiding the protagonist and regardless of the plot, the final ending needless to say is also destroyed by the villain along with this continent…

而且关键是,现剧情进行到哪里了?

And the point is, where is the current plot going?

槽啊,他之前就是一个技术宅,除了看看小说、网上球点男人都懂资源又没有做什么伤天害理事儿啊!不就是谴责了一下坑爹无良作者嘛,穿越大神至于把他丢到这高危坑爹热血暗黑后宫文里吗?

Slot, he used to be a technical nerd. In addition to reading novels and online games, men who know resources and do nothing to hurt the director! Isn’t it just condemning the author of cheating and unscrupulous? As for the God of Traversal, he was thrown into this high-risk cheating and **** dark harem text?

肚子已经开始咕咕直叫了,不知道饿了多久肠胃纠成一团。凌夏无精打采地揉着空空肚子,一时间不知道自己该怎么办。

My stomach is already groaning, I don’t know how long I have been hungry. Ling Xia rubbed her empty stomach listlessly, not knowing what to do for a while.

“二蛋,你是饿了吧?烧饼分你一个。”一只脏兮兮手突然伸过来,握着焦黄烧饼上明显有几个黑手印。

“Erdan, are you hungry? You share the sesame cake.” A dirty hand suddenly stretched out, holding the burnt sesame seed, there are obviously several black handprints on it.

凌夏愕然抬头,顿时看见一个十岁左右小屁孩,他虽然脸上黑乎乎看不清相貌,那双眼睛却是黑若点漆分外明亮,肉呼呼脸颊隐约露出两个酒窝。当凌夏看见他脖子上挂着用红线穿着闪电型挂链时,顿时傻眼了——卧槽,主角!

Ling Xia looked up in amazement, and suddenly saw a boy of about ten years old. Although his face was so dark that he couldn’t see his appearance, his eyes were dark and bright, and his cheeks were faintly exposed. Dimples. When Ling Xia saw that he was wearing a lightning-shaped chain with a red thread hanging around his neck, he was immediately dumbfounded-fucking trough, the protagonist!

要知道,书里主角出场时虽然是乞丐造型,但是后期那牛叉一重接一重身份可是堪比路飞!这个挂链就是他身份关键证据,当初追文时候凌夏是一边雷风中凌乱一边拍桌叫爽。

Know that, although the protagonist in the book appeared in the form of a beggar, but in the later stage, the character of the cow was renewed, but it was comparable to Luffy! This hanging chain is the key evidence of his identity. When he was chasing the article, Ling Xia was slapped on the table while being messy in the thunder and wind.

而且主角样貌虽然远不及反派,却是有一双森森能够打动圣女和魔女摄人心魄眼睛,如今面对眼前这双乌溜溜黑葡萄似眼睛,凌夏很无语。

Although the protagonist’s appearance is far less than the villain, he has a pair of breathtaking eyes that can impress the saint and the witch. Now facing the pair of black grape-like eyes in front of him, Ling Xia is speechless.

“他是傻子,饿了也不知道吃,给他也是浪费。”一个很臭屁清脆男童声音后面响起来,带着几分不耐烦。

“He is a fool. He doesn’t know how to eat when he’s hungry. It’s a waste to give him.” A very stinky, crisp boy’s voice rang from behind, with a bit of impatientness.

凌夏僵硬地朝后看,果然看见另一个斜着眼睛男童,与主角衣衫褴褛造型不同,他衣服虽然破旧却是异常干净整洁,一张白净清秀过分小脸也是清洗干干净净。当看见他右眼角下面一颗红色泪痣凌夏眼前顿时一黑——卧槽,反派!

Ling Xia looked back stiffly, and she saw another boy with slanted eyes. He was different from the protagonist’s ragged clothes. Although his clothes were worn out, his clothes were very clean and tidy, and his face was clean and clean. . When he saw a red mole under the corner of his right eye, Ling Xia’s eyes suddenly went black–fuck, villain!

追这篇坑爹文妹子们几乎全部表示,反派虽然各种坏却是各种萌,洁癖、偏执、占有欲强、文艺范,特别是那颗*泪痣,简直是各种戳中萌点啊!

Almost all the girls who chased this cheating article said that although the villains are all kinds of bad, they are all kinds of cuteness, cleanliness, paranoia, possessiveness, literary style, especially the *tear mole, they are all kinds of pokes. Be cute!

看着目前还是萌包子状主角与反派二人组,凌夏默默挠墙——这么接触剧情是为哪般啊!!!

Looking at the cute bun-like protagonist and villain duo at present, Ling Xia silently scratched the wall-why are you so in touch with the plot! ! !

看来命运之神已经替自己做出了选择,果然,穿进这本书就是为了见证主角与反派相爱相杀吧……

It seems that the God of Destiny has made a choice for himself. Sure enough, entering this book is to witness the protagonist and the villain love and kill each other…

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