Big Rich KTV.
Tonight is Yao Bingbing’s birthday, and Shi Mingwei opened a luxury bag for her to celebrate. Classmates and friends invited more than 30 people, which was very lively.
“Kiss one! Kiss one…”
After three rounds of drinking, everyone started booing, wanting Shi Mingwei and Yao Bingbing to make out.
At this moment, the box door suddenly opened, and Chen Xiaobei stepped in.
“Why are you here? You are not welcome here!” Yao Bing said coldly.
“Little peasant, are you still not giving up? Bingbing loves me. If you mess around, you will only bring shame on yourself!” Shi Mingwei said with a look of disdain.
Chen Xiaobei shook his head and said indifferently: “Don’t get me wrong, I think about it, Yao Bingbing and I are not the same kind of people, and we will not be happy if we are barely together. I would like to bless you and come here to witness your happiness. time.”
“You’re acquainted, or I’ll kill you in minutes!” Shi Mingwei smiled arrogantly and said, “Where did you go? Let’s continue!”
“Kiss one! Kiss one…”
“Master Shi! Let’s have a deep French kiss!”
“You must kiss for three minutes!”
The surrounding crowd began to boo, and took out their mobile phones, ready to record this happy and sweet moment.
Shi Mingwei walked over with a pretentious face, wrapped Yao Bingbing’s waist with his left hand, raised her chin with his right hand, and kissed her affectionately.
At the same time, Chen Xiaobei held up a wish-fulfilling monkey hair, growled in his heart, and turned Lao Tzu into Shi Mingwei’s mouth!
“Hoo!”
Chen Xiaobei took a breath, and Ruyi monkey hair quickly flew towards Shi Mingwei’s pursed mouth.
“Brother Wei? What’s in your mouth?” Yao Bingbing was stunned for a moment.
“Well…”
Shi Mingwei suddenly felt that his mouth was filled with something extremely stinky, his cheeks bulged high, and with a ‘puff’, he sprayed a large pool of yellow, thin and smelly **** into Yao. Bingbing’s head and face are all over it.
Seeing the scene in front of them, the friends were stunned and didn’t realize what was going on at all.
“Lying on the grass! Mr. Shi! Why are you spitting shit?”
Chen Xiaobei shouted loudly, then turned on the camera and frantically pressed the shutter to record the moment.
“Shit? What Shi Da Shao spit out is… vomit! No way, I’ll go out and vomit for a while…”
“Lying on the grass! You can spit it out? It’s so disgusting!”
“Let me out, I’m suffocating…”
The friends desperately escaped from the box.
Shi Mingwei also smacked his lips like a silly beep. After tasting it, he confirmed that it was really shit.
He widened his eyes sharply, and stared at Yao Bingbing who was dumbfounded for a second, then both of them bent down at the same time and vomited wildly!
Ding——There are still three hours before the Ruyi monkey hair expires.
“It’s been so long, enough for them!” After receiving the message, Chen Xiaobei hurriedly pinched his nose and evacuated the scene.
After rushing out of KTV, Chen Xiaobei burst out laughing.
Think of Yao Bingbing’s ruthless money-worshiping snobbery. Then think about Shi Mingwei’s bullying and arrogance.
There is only one word in Chen Xiaobei’s heart – cool!
Of course, Shuangguishuang, he will never forget that he was able to express this viciousness today because of the Three Realms Red Packet Group!
“Ruyi monkey hair is such a good baby! It’s a pity that only the last one is left, so it must be used with care. Now find a place to see the other two new babies!”
Chen Xiaobei calmed down and immediately ran to a small alley on the side of the KTV!
“Let’s take a look at Taishang Laojun’s Eight Diagrams Evolution Divine Rune! Taishang Laojun is the leader of the Three Purities and has a very high status. The things he sends are definitely first-class treasures!”
Chen Xiaobei opened the treasure chest and pressed Extract with anticipation.
Om——
A splendid light emerged from the mobile phone and began to evolve and change in front of Chen Xiaobei.
Tai Chi, Two Instruments, Four Signs, Five Elements, Eight Trigrams, Ten Heavenly Stems, Twelve Earthly Branches, Twenty-Four Solar Terms, All Heavens and Constellation, All Things in the World…
Evolution of a universe in an instant!
“Handsome! This is much cooler than Hollywood special effects!” Chen Xiaobei was speechless.
Ding——Gossip evolves the divine pattern, the owner can predict good luck and bad luck, hope the rise and fall of qi and luck, and measure the feng shui pattern. Is it used?
“Use! Must use!”
Chen Xiaobei tapped the screen, and the splendid divine pattern quickly merged into his left palm.
After earnestly comprehending, he raised his left hand and pinched his fingers to calculate.
“Come on! Let this master calculate today’s luck…”
Chen Xiaobei has mastered the true mystery of the evolution of gossip. Compared with the half-baked Feng Shui masters on the market, he is a real master!
Suddenly, his eyes widened suddenly, and he said in shock, “Damn it! It’s due to the south! The peach blossoms are coming!”
Before he finished speaking, a superbly beautiful girl ran towards this side quickly.
His facial features are exquisite, his skin is like fat jade, his body is tall and bumpy, and the pair of slender and fair jade legs are even more exquisite, enough to make any man bloody.
Coincidentally, Chen Xiaobei actually recognized her: “The first of the four school beauties, Lan Mengchen!”
A total of four school beauties were selected by the school forum. Lan Mengchen is known for her perfect appearance and cool temperament. The most popular!
Before Chen Xiaobei had Yao Bingbing~IndoMTL.com~ I didn’t pay much attention to the four school beauties.
Taking a closer look at this moment, I was shocked by Lan Mengchen! In comparison, Yao Bingbing is a complete scum!
“Help! Sir, please help me…” Lan Mengchen ran too fast and crashed into Chen Xiaobei’s arms.
“It’s so soft…” Chen Xiaobei was slammed into his arms by the two groups of proudly standing upright, almost bleeding from his nose.
“What’s so soft?” Lan Mengchen’s face was full of tension, and his beautiful big eyes kept looking behind him.
“Cough, nothing…” Chen Xiaobei shook his head and asked, “What happened to you?”
“Humph! Let me tell you!”
At this time, a group of men with vicious spirits followed. The leader of them had dyed red hair and said arrogantly, “I have a crush on this little girl! She must accompany me tonight!”
There are at least ten followers behind him. You can tell by looking at their clothes. They are all hooligans!
“Sir, save me! I will definitely repay you!” Lan Mengchen nervously grabbed Chen Xiaobei’s sleeve.
“Uh… Big sister, there are so many of them, how can I save you?” Chen Xiaobei broke down in a cold sweat.
I’m just an ordinary college student who almost failed sports. How can I fight with these bastards?
“Aren’t online novels all about beautiful women and the protagonist will rescue them when they are in danger? I think you look like the hero!” Lan Mengchen was very anxious, and he meant that he was going to the doctor in a hurry.
“Eldest sister, this is real life! Act like an online novel, and you will die miserably…” Chen Xiaobei had a painful expression on her face.
“Stinky boy! Hurry up if you don’t want to die! Don’t get in the way of Brother Turkey!” A bald man stood up angrily.
“Huh?”
Chen Xiaobei’s eyes lit up and he said loudly, “Don’t come here! Otherwise, there will be a **** disaster!”