“Hello, interviewer, my surname is Lin and my name is Zihua.”
“Take it from my belly of poetry and literature. My parents hope that I can read poetry and literature to the fullest and become a talented and useful person when I grow up.”
“I also hope that even in the dark, I can turn to the light and show my brilliance.”
In the bright office, Lin Zihua introduced himself with a straight face.
At the age of twenty-three, with a handsome face and a well-proportioned figure, anyone who sees him will be called a handsome guy.
However, his expression was cold.
Even beyond the limit of high cold, it is more like facial paralysis.
Opposite, the female HR in her thirties put down her resume, looked at Lin Zihua, and thought to herself, “It’s a pity, why is such a handsome young man a ‘facial paralysis’?”
“How handsome would it be if you smiled?”
Shaking her head and putting aside the distracting thoughts in her heart, she asked with a smile, “I take the liberty to ask, have you met your parents’ expectations?”
“…”
Silence.
A moment later, Lin Zihua’s expression was still cold, and he said, “As the saying goes, reading ten thousand volumes of books is not as good as traveling ten thousand miles.”
“I have been to many places, seven continents, almost all provinces and cities, all over my footprints.”
“If it is calculated like this, I think if the two elders know about it, it should be considered a success.”
“You’re so funny.”
“However, our position, face value, sorry, your personality may not be suitable.”
“Got it.”
Lin Zihua got up: “Farewell, but I am not a facial paralysis.”
HR was stunned for a moment, then shook his head and chuckled: “Goodbye.”
Lin Zihua nodded, didn’t say anything more, turned and left.
He had a cold face from beginning to end, far colder than Gao Leng, and it was no different from facial paralysis.
…
After leaving the company, Lin Zihua finally showed a slightly different expression.
Disappointment, helplessness, and even a hint of despair.
“Sure enough.”
“Oh.”
He laughed at himself… well, not laughing, just laughing at himself.
“I already guessed this ending, but if I don’t find a job or a stable income within two or three months, it will be troublesome.”
“This super power is really disgusting.”
Facial paralysis?
I really am not!
But there is no way. When getting along with others, you must be paralyzed, and you must be as cold as you want, otherwise, it will be easy to get into trouble.
For example, in the next second, I will appear on the top of the highest snow-capped mountain in the world, and my frozen buttocks are shaking.
Or, appearing at someone else’s house and being caught by the police station as a thief.
Even appeared in the women’s bathhouse and was chased and beaten as a hooligan.
Since I can remember, these things are all pediatrics.
It’s happened a long time ago.
It is precisely because of this that when Lin Zihua gets along with others, he must be cold, and he can only be cold.
Because, he has a super power.
A trash superpower that he doesn’t know has any substantial effect so far, the full name – teleportation with a smile.
As long as it’s not a fake smile.
At the moment of laughing, he will teleport.
And it’s a random teleport.
Azimuth, distance…
Totally random!
It may be from inside to outside, it may be in another city, it may be in someone else’s house, in the bathroom, in the police station, on the top of the mountain, on the roof…
Not at all controlled.
Fortunately, it won’t teleport into the sea.
But it doesn’t make any difference. With such a nonsense superpower, Lin Zihua suffered a lot and wanted to ‘throw away’ this superpower countless times, but unfortunately, he couldn’t do it.
I often see some topics and posts on the Internet, such as: What would happen if you had superpowers, Lin Zihua was very annoying.
Is that even a question?
No need to assume, I can tell you now, I don’t want it!
But goose, the sky is not what one wishes.
He rubbed his hands and walked home.
In the interview, he really didn’t lie.
He has been to most of the seven continents of Qin, Qi, Chu, Yan, Han, Zhao, Wei, and Qin, and many cities below them.
Because holding back laughter is not an easy task.
Especially when I was a kid.
Lin Zihua is either on his way home or on his way home.
How old are you when you “awakened” the superpower?
Lin Zihua doesn’t know, but he has been there since he can remember. At that time, he had a plaque on his neck with his home address and his parents’ phone number written on it. .
Fortunately, I heard from my parents that when I was a child, I would not teleport too far, but when I was older, I would run around the world. Otherwise, I’m afraid I’d already be cold.
As time went by, Lin Zihua held back his laughter for a long time and gradually gained more experience. In recent years, the number of teleportation has become less and less.
Coupled with the death of his parents, he was deeply saddened.
After that, whenever there is a possibility of laughing, he will use a stunt: “Missing my parents who have passed away makes me feel extremely sad.”
In the past six months, he has not teleported.
In other words, he hasn’t laughed for half a year.
Since I can remember, I haven’t really laughed happily and wantonly.
In front of strangers, Lin Zihua is a facial paralysis.
In front of his acquaintances, he was outrageous.
But only he himself knows, in fact, why don’t he want to be a joking and carefree joker every day? But I can’t do it!
The pain, pain and helplessness at the heart of it, only I know.
“Speaking of which, you are too miserable, father and mother.”
“It’s a matter of death at an early age, not to mention that after I leave, I will be treated as a ‘tool man’ by me. As long as I want to laugh, I will miss you…”
“Alas.”
…
However, Lin Zihua didn’t know that when he left the company.
In the dark, a sanitation worker whispered: “The target is out.”
“There were no surprises.”
“Please instruct.”
“Yes!”
“Understood, keep watching.”
At the same time.
In some corners, there are “characters” of one kind or another, who are always paying attention to Lin Zihua.
…
Back home.
Lin Zihua first put a stick of incense on his father and mother, and said with a hint of mischief: “I have mastered the magic skill of thinking about my father and mother now, so you don’t have to worry.”
“However, although I am very embarrassed, I have to ask you to be a tool again. I hope you can bless me to find a job as soon as possible.”
“You know, the money I just spent on the way home over the years has become an unimaginable wealth for ordinary people.”
“If I can’t make money within three months, once I graduate, those creditors will come to my door. At that time, our house will not be able to keep it~IndoMTL.com~ The house is not big, with two bedrooms and one room. Hall, standard residential room.
And it’s an old community from decades ago.
It happens to be in an embarrassing location and time, and the demolition is still about a few decades away.
Three months later, Lin Zihua is about to graduate. If he has no money by then, trouble will come.
As for the term ‘tool man’, Lin Zihua actually heard it from his father.
In his words: Most of the parents in the world are actually tool people. In the beginning, if you take care of your children, if your children are older, you will take care of your grandchildren, even if you die, you have to bury a feng shui treasure to bless your descendants…
Lin Zihua thinks it makes sense.
And he was sure that even if he said so, his parents would not be angry.
…
After eating a box of instant noodles, Lin Zihua lay on the sofa and whispered softly, “Fortunately, my abilities have not been discovered over the years.”
“Otherwise, I’ve probably been arrested by now… the Abnormal Human Research Center?”
Are there any other superhumans in this world?
Lin Zihua doesn’t know, but there must be no on the bright side.
Therefore, after teleporting so many times, he was not suspected by others. Occasionally, he disappeared in the blink of an eye in front of outsiders a few times. Most of them felt that they were elusive.
Cough.
As night gradually fell, Lin Zihua fell asleep in a daze while thinking wildly.
In the dream, he got what he wanted, completely throwing away this super power that he hated so much, and throwing it far away, he can finally laugh!
Then…
“Hahaha.”
In a daze, a ‘giggling’ came out.
Immediately afterwards, Lin Zihua on the sofa disappeared instantly.