北美当局自作聪明,派国际民航组织来和星辰科技谈判,然而他们万万没有想到,罗佳早就把坑挖好了,星辰公交从来就不承认自己是飞行器,而是一种新型公交车。
The North American authorities thought they were smart and sent the International Civil Aviation Organization to negotiate with Xingchen Technology. However, they never expected that Luo Jia had already dug the hole. Xingchen Bus never admitted that it was an aircraft, but a new type of bus. car.
作为公交车制造商,星辰科技和国际民航组织谈判,没那个道理,要谈也是国际公交组织,然而在这个世界上,似乎并不存在国际公交组织…
As a bus manufacturer, there is no reason for Xingchen Technology to negotiate with the International Civil Aviation Organization. It is also an international public transport organization. However, in this world, there does not seem to be an international public transport organization…
无论如何,当时间来到六月中旬的时候,国际民航组织代表团便气势汹汹,抵达了沪都,除了ICAO之外,IATA,也就是国际运输航空协会,也凑热闹派了一个四人代表团。
In any case, when the time came to mid-June, the ICAO delegation arrived in Shanghai. In addition to ICAO, IATA, the International Transport Aviation Association, also joined in the fun and sent a four-person delegation.
之所以说IATA是凑热闹,而ICAO却必须重视,是因为两大航空组织的属性不同。
The reason why IATA is to join in the fun, but ICAO must pay attention to it is because the attributes of the two major aviation organizations are different.
IATA国际运输航空协会是民间组织,没有官方背景,而ICAO国际民航组织,却是正经八百的官方机构,各国当局都有出钱和派代表,ICAO制定的国际民航守则,地位相当于国际法,各国都要遵守。
IATA International Transport Aviation Association is a non-governmental organization with no official background, while ICAO International Civil Aviation Organization is a serious official organization. The authorities of various countries have paid and sent representatives. The International Civil Aviation Code formulated by ICAO is equivalent to international law , all countries must abide by it.
我国也是ICAO缔约国之一,参与制定了民航守则,只不过华夏在这个官方组织里的话语权比较弱,就算想阻止ICAO向星辰科技施压,也无能为力。
Our country is also one of the signatories of ICAO and participated in the formulation of the Civil Aviation Code. However, China has a relatively weak voice in this official organization. Even if it wants to prevent ICAO from putting pressure on Xingchen Technology, there is nothing it can do.
说到底,在这个世界上混,还是要凭实力,国际民航组织成员无论再多,能一言九鼎的永远都是北美和欧洲,原因无它,全世界的民航用的飞机,几乎都来自北美和欧洲,在这个领域里,人家就是牛逼。
In the final analysis, in this world, you still have to rely on your strength. No matter how many ICAO members are, North America and Europe are always the ones who can make a big deal. There is no other reason. There are almost They are all from North America and Europe. In this field, they are awesome.
休息一晚之后,国际民航组织代表团一行人,便杀向位于沪都宝山区的星辰科技总部,过程似乎很顺利,星辰科技方面表现的十分客气,开启豪华会客室,还派行政部热情接待,负责接待的行政小姐告诉汉普顿先生,等会儿老板罗佳会亲临现场。
After a night’s rest, the ICAO delegation rushed to the headquarters of Xingchen Technology in Baoshan District, Shanghai. The process seemed to be going smoothly. Xingchen Technology was very polite. The department was warmly received, and the administrative lady in charge told Mr. Hampton that the boss Luo Jia would come to the scene later.
“这还差不多。”国际民航组织总干事汉普顿微微点头,对罗佳亲自迎接自己表示满意。
“That’s about the same.” International Civil Aviation Organization Director General Hampton nodded slightly, expressing his satisfaction that Luo Jia greeted him personally.
果不其然,几分钟后罗佳便出现在会客室,穿着清爽的白色T恤和蓝色牛仔裤,看起来精神抖擞。
Sure enough, Luo Jia appeared in the reception room a few minutes later, wearing a crisp white T-shirt and blue jeans, looking energetic.
到下个月,罗佳才满二十七岁,依旧年轻,很难把他和全球首富兼硬汉天团团长的身份联系在一起,不明就里的人,甚至会把他当做刚毕业没多久的大学生呢。
Until next month, Luo Jia will only be twenty-seven years old, and he is still young. It is difficult to connect him with the identity of the world’s richest man and the head of the tough guy group. People who don’t know the truth may even regard him as a fresh graduate Not long college students yet.
“周先生。”
“Mr. Zhou.”
罗佳笑着走上前,和代表团中唯一的华夏人打招呼,周廷坤也没有想到,罗佳竟然先和自己说话,他有些受宠若惊,急忙起身,和罗佳的手握在一起。
Luo Jia stepped forward with a smile and greeted the only Chinese member of the delegation. Zhou Tingkun did not expect that Luo Jia would talk to himself first.
国际民航组织华夏也是缔约国,代表团里有华夏人很正常,而罗佳先和自己同胞打招呼,也是理所当然的。
International Civil Aviation Organization Huaxia is also a contracting party. It is normal to have Chinese people in the delegation, and it is only natural for Luo Jia to greet his compatriots first.
总干事汉普顿微微蹙眉,吹了一下小胡子,他似乎有些不满,觉得自己才是在场这些代表中最重要的,而周廷坤只是民航组织中的无名小卒罢了。
Director General Hampton frowned slightly and blew his mustache. He seemed a little dissatisfied and felt that he was the most important of the representatives present, while Zhou Tingkun was just an unknown **** in the Civil Aviation Organization.
“其实我是投了反对票的。”周廷坤无奈耸了耸肩,带着歉意说道:“可惜在航空领域,权重最大的企业都来自西方,规则也沿用西方的规则,我们并没有多少话语权。”
“Actually, I voted against it.” Zhou Tingkun shrugged helplessly, and said with apology: “Unfortunately, in the aviation field, the companies with the most weight come from the West, and the rules follow Western rules. We don’t have much to say. right.”
罗佳笑了笑,淡淡说道:“理解,就是因为没有话语权,所以星辰科技才决定亲自上场,从今往后,华夏的天空,我们扛。”
Luo Jia smiled, and said lightly: “Understood, it is because Xingchen Technology has no right to speak, so Xingchen Technology decided to play in person. From now on, we will carry the sky of Huaxia.”
这话虽然语言朴实,但真他娘霸气啊!
Although the words are simple in language, they are so **** domineering!
周廷坤猛地一怔,看向罗佳的眼神愈发灼热,心中阴霾也随之一扫而空,仿佛只要星辰科技出马,就没有解决不了的麻烦。
Zhou Tingkun was stunned for a moment, his eyes looking at Luo Jia became hotter, and the haze in his heart was swept away, as if as long as Xingchen Technology came out, there would be no problems that could not be solved.
双方分宾主落座,稍加寒暄后,罗佳说道:“各位这次来华夏,究竟所为何事呢?”
The two sides were seated separately, and after some pleasantries, Luo Jia said: “Everyone, what is the purpose of coming to Huaxia this time?”
这不是明知故问吗?
Isn’t this asking knowingly?
汉普顿暗自腹诽,冷笑了一声说道:“当然是为贵公司而来。”
Hampton secretly slandered, sneered and said: “Of course I came for your company.”
哦?
Oh?
罗佳故作惊讶,“那就奇怪了,据我所知,我们星辰科技似乎和国际民航组织,并没有任何交集啊。”
Luo Jia pretended to be surprised, “That’s strange, as far as I know, our Star Technology does not seem to have any intersection with the International Civil Aviation Organization.”
汉普顿冷笑一声,“过去没有,但现在你们既然投产了超音速飞机,那自然就已经是国际民航组织的一员了,而根据国际民航法则,超音速飞机的销售和出口,必须受到限制,并不是你们想卖给谁,就能卖给谁的。”
Hampton sneered, “Not in the past, but now that you have put into production supersonic aircraft, you are naturally a member of the International Civil Aviation Organization. According to the international civil aviation laws, the sale and export of supersonic aircraft, It must be restricted, not whoever you want to sell to, you can sell to whomever you want.”
“最近有传言,说你们准备把超音速飞机卖给伊国,考虑到国际社会大家庭的和谐,你这种做法显然是不合适的,我们ICAO,将拒绝批准这桩交易…”
“Recently there are rumors that you are going to sell the supersonic aircraft to the Iraqi country. Considering the harmony of the big family of the international community, it is obviously inappropriate for you to do this. We ICAO will refuse to approve this transaction…”
“等等。”罗佳蹙眉,伸手打断了汉普顿,“有件事我必须纠正一下,我们投产的是星辰公交车,并不是飞机。”
“Wait.” Luo Jia frowned, and interrupted Hampton with his hand, “I have to correct one thing, we put into production a star bus, not an airplane.”
“换句话说,我们做的是公交车生意,却需要你们国际民航批准?天下哪有这样的道理?”
“In other words, we are in the bus business, but we need your international civil aviation approval? How can there be such a reason in the world?”
呃…
Uh…
看罗佳一副义正言辞的样子,汉普顿脸色大变,感觉像吃了苍蝇一样,胸口堵得慌,华夏代表周廷坤则差点憋出内伤,他琢磨罗佳这指鹿为马的手段也实在太酷了,明明是飞碟,却硬说成公交,想出如此吊诡主意的人,绝对是天才。
Looking at Luo Jia’s upright words, Hampton’s complexion changed drastically. He felt as if he had eaten a fly. It’s also really cool. It’s clearly a flying saucer, but it’s called a bus. The person who came up with such a paradoxical idea is definitely a genius.
“可你们的星辰公交车会飞,并且速度已经超过了三马赫!天下哪有会飞的公交车!”汉普顿急着说道。
“But your star bus can fly, and its speed has exceeded Mach 3! There is no flying bus in the world!” Hampton said anxiously.
“会飞和速度并不能证明什么。”罗佳说道:“哈利波特的扫把也会飞,照你的逻辑,难道魔法扫把也要你们国际航空组织审批?”
“Flying and speed don’t prove anything.” Luo Jia said: “Harry Potter’s broom can also fly. According to your logic, don’t magic brooms need to be approved by your international aviation organization?”
汉普顿当即勃然大怒,“罗总,你也是有身份的人!怎么能说这样不负责任的话呢?哈利波特是虚构的,而我们在讲的是现实!”
Hampton immediately flew into a rage, “Mr. Luo, you are also a person of status! How can you say such irresponsible words? Harry Potter is fiction, but what we are talking about is reality!”
“在现实世界里,只要是会飞的,能载人的交通工具,就是飞机!就必须接受我们ICAO的管理!”
“In the real world, as long as it can fly and carry people, it is an airplane! It must accept the management of our ICAO!”
“那倒未必。”
“Not necessarily.”
看着汉普顿气急败坏的样子,罗佳忽然笑了起来,嘴角勾起一抹弧度,他挥挥手,让秘书拿来打印好的文件,分发给众人。
Looking at Hampton’s distraught look, Luo Jia suddenly laughed, and the corners of his mouth curled up. He waved his hand and asked the secretary to bring the printed documents and distribute them to everyone.
“1903年,莱特兄弟发明了飞机,从而被永载史册。”罗佳站起身,目光深沉的望向窗外,“然而历史的车轮滚滚向前,一个多世纪后的今天,规则已经被改变了。”
“In 1903, the Wright Brothers invented the airplane, which has been recorded forever in the annals of history.” Luo Jia stood up and looked out the window with deep eyes, “However, the wheel of history is rolling forward. Today, more than a century later, the rules have changed. changed.”
“各位手中拿到的,是一份由华夏交通部在今天早上,发布的正式文件,从现在开始,所有不会飞的车辆,统统不得使用公交车这一名称,从今往后,在我国,公交车必须具备垂直起降能力,必须会飞行,否则,就只能叫轮式汽车。”
“What everyone got is an official document issued by the Ministry of Communications of Huaxia this morning. From now on, all non-flying vehicles are not allowed to use the name of bus. From now on , in our country, the bus must have vertical take-off and landing capability, and must be able to fly, otherwise, it can only be called a wheeled vehicle.”
这是什么情况啊!?
What is the situation! ?
在场所有人都傻了,国家队出面,力挺星辰科技,帮着他们改写游戏规则?
Everyone present was dumbfounded. The national team came forward to support Xingchen Technology and help them rewrite the rules of the game?
从今往后,华夏只有会飞的,并且具备垂直起降能力的车辆,才有资格叫公交车,至于速度倒是无所谓,毕竟公交车不仅有长途,还有短途的,短途公交完全不需要超音速。
From now on, only vehicles that can fly and have the ability to take off and land vertically in Huaxia are eligible to be called buses. As for the speed, it doesn’t matter. No supersonic speed required.
“牛逼!只有会飞的才有资格叫公交车,华夏这是要重写规则的节奏啊!”
“Awesome! Only those who can fly are eligible to call the bus. Huaxia is going to rewrite the rhythm of the rules!”
“别不服气,有本事你们也研究个飞碟出来啊。”
“Don’t be unconvinced, if you have the ability, you can also research a flying saucer.”
“就是,飞碟是星辰科技发明的,他们想把飞碟叫做什么,就能叫做什么!”
“That is, the flying saucer was invented by Xingchen Technology. They can call the flying saucer whatever they want!”
“这才哪到哪啊,以星辰科技那帮钢铁直男的尿性,搞不好明天他们发明了星舰,却硬说星舰是马车呢!”
“Where is this? With the **** nature of those steel straight men from Star Technology, maybe they invented the starship tomorrow, but insisted that the starship is a carriage!”
“强烈支持!马车型星舰好评!”
“Strong support! The horse-shaped starship is well received!”
“其实叫什么名字真无所谓,星辰科技的兄弟们也未必就在乎,他们真正在乎的,是制定游戏规则的权利!老子说飞碟是公交,那就是公交!他们要的是这个。”
“Actually, it doesn’t matter what the name is. The brothers of Xingchen Technology may not care about it. What they really care about is the right to formulate the rules of the game! I said that the flying saucer is a bus, so it is a bus! What they want is this.”
“上帝啊,快来看看华夏的疯子吧,他们把飞碟叫公交车,还打算把星舰起名马车!”
“God, come and see the lunatics in Huaxia, they call the flying saucer a bus, and they plan to call the starship a carriage!”
相比后知后觉的汉普顿团队,网络上早就吵翻了天,国家队铁了心硬挺星辰科技,一起指鹿为马,把飞碟当公交,这波操作实在太风骚,差点气歪了老外们的鼻子。
Compared to the late Hampton team, there has been a lot of quarrels on the Internet. The national team is determined to support Xingchen Technology. Crooked the noses of foreigners.
更绝的是官方公告所用措辞,官家是这么说的。
What’s even more amazing is the wording used in the official announcement, that’s what the officials said.
由于科技水平的不同,所以公交车的定义始终在变化,古时候大家用牛车马车当公交,汽车发明后,全世界又用汽车当公交,现在华夏已经进入飞行时代,所以用飞碟当公交,我们也没办法啊,科技水平已经到了要更新换代的节点,按照华夏传统,一切要顺势而为。
Because of the different levels of technology, the definition of the bus is always changing. In ancient times, people used ox carts and horse-drawn carts as buses. After the invention of automobiles, cars were used as buses all over the world. Now China has entered the era of flying, so flying saucers are used. There is nothing we can do about being a bus. The level of technology has reached the point where it needs to be updated. According to the Chinese tradition, everything must follow the trend.
这有理有据的,还真让人无言以对,想想也是,华夏已经发展到了能够用飞碟当公交的阶段,没道理停下等别人不是。
This is well-founded, and it really makes people speechless. Thinking about it, Huaxia has already developed to the stage where it can use flying saucers as buses, so there is no reason to stop and wait for others.
想当年第一次工业革命,西方可没等别的国家,而是借着工业革命的带来的优势,殖民了全世界,到处烧杀劫掠。
Thinking of the first industrial revolution back then, the West did not wait for other countries, but took advantage of the advantages brought by the industrial revolution to colonize the world, burning, killing and looting everywhere.
正所谓风水轮流转,天道有轮回,该来的,迟早都要来,苍天为证,华夏民族一定会回到他们本应具有的地位。
As the so-called feng shui turns, the law of heaven has reincarnation, and what should come will come sooner or later. As evidenced by the sky, the Chinese nation will definitely return to the status they should have.
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罗佳送走灰头土脸的汉普顿团队后,没过多久便传来北约取消制裁星辰科技的消息,消息来源是将军,应该不会有错。
After Luo Jia sent away the disheartened Hampton team, it didn’t take long for the news that NATO had lifted the sanction on Xingchen Technology. The source of the news was the general, so there should be no mistake.
于是在又一次的管理局例会上,罗佳把这个消息告诉大家,众人听罢倒也不觉意外,甚至唯恐天下不乱的曹原还吐槽了起来。
So at another regular meeting of the management bureau, Luo Jia told everyone the news, and everyone was not surprised when they heard it, and even Cao Yuan, who was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, complained.
“说实话,我是真挺想卖几辆星辰公交给伊国,直接开通伊国到华盛顿的特快直达,那多过瘾。”曹原嘟囔道。
“To tell you the truth, I really want to sell a few Xingchen buses to Yiguo, and open the direct express from Yiguo to Washington, that would be more enjoyable.” Cao Yuan muttered.
“你可拉倒吧。~Soverse.com~安然笑骂道:“还以为你来了管理局能成熟一些呢,怎么还是唯恐天下不乱的小孩子脾气,咱们就算要弄北美,也会堂堂正正从正面交锋,不会借用伊国这种流氓之手,毕竟咱们是名声在外的钢铁直男团,人活一世,草木一秋,公司的兄弟们根本就不屑和伊国合作。”
“You can pull it down. ~Soverse.com~ An Ran smiled and scolded: “I thought you would be more mature when you came to the Administration, why are you still a child who is afraid of chaos in the world? Even if we want to mess with North America, we will We will fight head-on, we will not borrow the hands of rogues like Yi Guo, after all, we are a well-known straight men’s group of steel, and the brothers in the company simply don’t bother to cooperate with Yi Guo. “
曹原撇了撇嘴,“那倒也是,虽然大家不喜欢北美,但更恶心那些混账王八蛋国家,我也就是随便YY一下,每天做实验无聊死了,自从接了离子推进这个大坑,我这头发就一把一把的往下掉。”
Cao Yuan curled his lips, “That’s true. Although everyone doesn’t like North America, those **** countries are even more disgusting. I just play around casually. I’m so bored doing experiments every day. Ever since I received the ion propulsion Fuck, my hair is falling out in handfuls.”
安然笑了笑,“知道你过的苦逼,但这也没办法,现在公司已经进了深水区,项目一个比一个难搞。”
An Ran smiled, “I know you’ve had a hard time, but there’s nothing you can do about it. Now that the company has entered the deep water area, each project is getting more difficult.”
“研发辛苦也就算了,你们知道吗,我们拼命往前冲,背后却还有一帮王八蛋,趴在咱们身上吸血呢。”
“It’s okay to work **** research and development. Do you know that we are rushing forward desperately, but there are a bunch of **** behind us, lying on us and sucking blood.”
“谁啊谁啊?”曹原一拍桌子,勃然大怒道:“敢吸咱们硬汉天团的血?就不怕把牙崩掉喽?”
“Who is who?” Cao Yuan slapped the table and said angrily, “Dare to **** the blood of our tough guys? Are you afraid of breaking your teeth?”
安然冷哼了一声,“还能是谁,搞房地产的那帮人呗,咱们拼命修空中公交站,这帮孙子就在咱们周围刮地皮。”
An Ran snorted coldly, “Who else could it be? The real estate gang, we are desperately trying to repair the air bus station, and these grandchildren are scraping land around us.”