After Luo Jia completed the historic test launch of the Sparrow rocket in Jiuquan, he returned to Shanghai by the company’s special plane non-stop, and held an extremely serious meeting.
The reason why this meeting is very serious is because of its particularity. As a group of tough guys, Star Technology Company, which gathers the most straight men on the planet, is preparing to make cosmetics. For straight men, it is definitely a serious challenge.
Baoshan Headquarters Building, the top floor, the meeting room of the Administration Bureau.
As you can tell from the name, this place is different from the brainstorming group. The management team has fewer people and is composed of various branch companies and department heads.
Sitting at the top of the conference room, Luo Jia frowned, looked around, and found a group of sad faces, the most intelligent geniuses in the world, suddenly stopped talking, and scratched their heads in pain , is also a rare and strange sight.
“Since we’re here, let’s talk about it separately.” Luo Jia said in a deep voice, “Even if it’s to drive ducks to the shelves, you have to. You should understand that the easiest earners in this world are women. and children’s money, it is imperative to collect an IQ tax on all women, and this is a plan that will never change.”
“Not only do we have to collect IQ tax, but we have to collect a lot of money! Because every penny received, will go to our space program, become our Mars base, moon base, become our space station And the earth-moon spacecraft, without money, what do we use to realize the dream of stars and seas?”
Luo Jia said righteous words, but his heart is empty. As a single dog for thousands of years, he doesn’t even have a girlfriend, let alone understand cosmetics.
At this time, someone volunteered.
Luo Jia was immediately happy when he saw Hong Tao standing up. Hong Tao was in charge of the Commerce Department. He had a quick mind and often dealt with cunning businessmen.
“We want to increase the category!” Since Hong Tao became a big leader, his body has become more and more generous, and his voice has become more and more husky, “I told my wife that the company was going to produce a kind of cream, but she turned me down a lot. .”
“It turns out that the things that wipe the face are no longer called creams, they are called face creams, foundation creams, day creams, night creams, lotions, lotions, essence water, beauty water…”
What’s going on?
What are these things?
Sounds like a very powerful look!
Women are indeed the biggest unsolved mystery in the world. They even put so many messy things on their faces. Aren’t they afraid of destroying the less tolerant dermis?
These things are all biomonitored? Have you done a double-blind comparison? Has it been approved by the FDA?
As Hong Tao uttered those miraculous names, there was an uproar at the scene, and the geniuses looked like they were facing an enemy, and stormy waves quickly rose in their heads.
Hong Tao is proud. In terms of scientific research ability, he is a scumbag in the company, but this time he has done enough homework and memorized the names and uses of hundreds of cosmetics. Since the end of the college entrance examination, he has never worked so hard. over it.
Seeing the bewildered faces of his colleagues at this moment, Hong Tao immediately admired his brilliance. There is no chance to shock these top talents in mathematics or physics, but cosmetics can!
“I disagree.”
After Hong Tao finished speaking, An Ran stood up slowly, and said in a clear and orderly manner with his usual fast speaking speed: “On this issue, I specifically consulted Meng Zhou, this is a project that I completed together with her. “
After finishing speaking, An Ran put more than 500 pages of printing paper on the table and made a muffled sound.
As expected of Mr. An, he has done so much preparation work behind the scenes!
Qi Mengzhou is a genius on par with An Ran. The two of them have two swords combined, so the plan must be amazing, right?
There was a lot of exclamation in everyone’s heart, An Ran is the second in command of the company, second only to Luo Jia, he is really more powerful.
An Ran said straight out of the manuscript: “I have the same opinion as Meng Zhou. Women cannot be imagined as simple-minded creatures. Women in the new era are completely different. They have social status, economic ability, and academic accomplishment. , enough to keep pace with men…”
“It’s like reciting a textbook. I’m afraid this is the thought instilled in you by your wife? Cut, female boxing.” Luo Jia slandered in his heart, but he didn’t show it.
An Ran said: “Meng Zhou is older than me, everyone knows this, but the age gap has never been shown on her face and body, I am also puzzled by this.”
After hearing this, Luo Jia slandered again: “Senior Mengzhou has a well-raised face, she looks like she is in her twenties, but how do we know about her body? This guy An Ran is definitely a showman. potential.”
“After Mengzhou’s explanation, I suddenly realized that there is no other reason why Mengzhou can be maintained to such a degree. It’s just that I chose the right path and didn’t pay the IQ tax.”
“I would like to ask everyone, how much do you know about medical beauty?”
唰~
Luo Jia looked around, and saw more confused faces.
This is a group of guys who can’t even tell the difference between facial cleanser and shower gel. Luo Jia has seen the survey of best-selling products in the headquarter’s life supermarket. There is a three-in-one called Adidas, which has long been ranked first in the cosmetics best-selling list.
After inquiring about it, Luo Jia found out that the so-called three-in-one means shower gel, shampoo, and facial cleanser, all in one. Washing hair, face, and body is all right. I have the world, with the three-in-one magic weapon, plus the big treasure, straight men can travel the world unimpeded.
Like a woman, she carries many bottles and jars with her wherever she goes, and the jars are filled with various strange liquids. This kind of thing does not exist. In the world of straight men, Dabao is dispensable Something, a bottle of three-in-one, enough to solve ninety-nine percent of the problems.
“Stop talking nonsense, just hurry up and talk.” Luo Jia was in a hurry, and shouted at An Ran: “What the **** is medical beauty? Why can you keep your senior sister’s skin healthy?”
Seeing that she had aroused public outrage, An Ran didn’t try to keep her secret, and quickly explained: “Medical cosmetology means medical cosmetology. If you put tens of thousands of yuan of cosmetics on your face, the effect may not be as good as that of a course of treatment. Laser dot matrix.”
Laser! ! !
The word laser seems to have a huge magical power for straight men. Suddenly, the lifeless meeting room boiled, and everyone discussed in private.
Wen Chengling, a master in the laser field, jumped out and said excitedly: “My God, there is finally something I can understand. This meeting has been open until now, and it almost suffocated me! At least you still use Dabao, we When the two brothers lived in the Amazon rainforest, they would smear mud on their faces for sun protection, and they didn’t even know a little bit about cosmetics.”
Uh…
Stick your face with mud to block ultraviolet rays?
This is more powerful.
Luo Jia is speechless, as a man who can use Nivea facial cleanser, he seems to be quite delicate.
“A laser dot matrix is not a laser generator in the true sense.” Wen Chengling quickly said: “A dot matrix refers to a working mode of a laser, as long as the diameter of the laser beam is less than 500 microns, and the beams are regularly arranged into dots Array, the working mode at this time is called fractional laser.”
“The ultra-pulse exfoliative CO2 fractional laser can instantly heat the water in the tissue to above 100°C. When it acts on the skin, it can vaporize the epidermis or the dermis at different depths, causing vaporization pits in the skin.”
“Due to the high peak energy of the fractional laser, the collateral damage caused by the heat is small, the vaporized tissue is precise, and the damage to the surrounding tissue is slight, and it can be recovered in at most three to five days, and at the same time, it will cause complications such as pigmentation or hypopigmentation. It is less likely to be used to remove scars and rejuvenate the skin, which has a scientific basis.”
“I don’t know who invented the laser dot matrix at the beginning. It is a branch of our laser field that is not doing business properly. When I read papers before, I occasionally saw a few articles about using lasers to activate the dermis. , I wondered at the time, how could someone waste their lives doing such worthless research? So I just remembered it by the way.”
Hey~
Luo Jia Fu forehead, these straight men actually feel that laser technology is worthless for beauty treatment, it is a waste of life, and it is not doing business properly.
How do they know that laser beauty is more than valuable, it can cost hundreds of billions a year, it is very profitable, okay?
Straight men may never understand how crazy women can be for beauty.
“The explanation is too correct.” An Ran said in a deep voice, “That’s what Meng Zhou said. She never uses those ordinary cosmetics and doesn’t pay IQ tax, but spends a lot of time every year on medical and aesthetic treatments. Facial creams and facial masks are also the kind with batch numbers of medical equipment, although the price is expensive, but the effect is really good.”
“I stole some from Mengzhou, put it in the chemical laboratory for testing, and the test report is stored in the cloud server, the number is…”
Crackling…
Although straight men don’t understand cosmetics, they can understand test reports.
Therefore, a group of people rushed to download the test report, and pointed fingers at the detected components, and instantly restored the true colors of the keyboard hero.
After a pause, An Ran made a final conclusion: “In short, we should take the medical aesthetics system as an opponent and study it seriously, starting from the three dimensions of equipment, chemistry, and genes. The hardware department will increase research and development efforts to develop Medical beauty machines with subversive effects, lasers, ultrasound, and black technologies that can be used must be used. The chemical department must formulate competitive fragrances and lubricants. Believe me, women’s noses and skin are much more sensitive than ours. More.”
“If you want the product to sell well, you must have a good smell and a slippery touch on your body. In addition, you must design a package with our characteristics, and use these as marketing tools.”
“Finally, genes. The life science department is responsible for providing the core of cosmetics, genotype drugs that can truly reduce wrinkles and anti-aging. This is the most important step in the plan. After all, if any product wants to sell well, product strength is the core value , and the rest are auxiliary. ~Soverse.com~ Clearing her throat, An Ran shouted loudly: “With the mechanical, chemical, and genetic trilogy, we can provide female compatriots with high-quality beauty services that meet medical standards , seized the medical beauty market. “
Wow~
After An Ran’s speech, the straight men applauded enthusiastically.
Everyone is finally relieved, as long as they study the existence of laser generators and gene optimizers, they don’t need to figure out the difference between eye cream and face cream.
If female compatriots know about this idea, they will probably go crazy, because in the thinking of the tough guys, they would rather study lasers than understand those **** cosmetics, and they are very unwilling to waste energy on women. .
Wait!
What the **** is going on! ?
At this moment, Luo Jia suddenly stood up, “If I remember correctly, today’s meeting was to discuss how to collect IQ tax from women, so why did you get into a fight with Yimei?”