肖洛从迷迷糊糊中苏醒了过来，发现自己正躺在一张病床上，空气中弥漫着一股浓浓的消毒水味。
Xiao Luo woke up from his stupor and found himself lying on a hospital bed with a strong smell of disinfectant in the air.
“这是……医院？我怎么会在医院里？”
“This is… a hospital? Why am I in a hospital?”
肖洛皱了皱眉，无比的疑惑，可是很快，恢复运转的大脑就告诉了他一切。
Xiao Luo frowned, incomparably puzzled, but soon, the restored brain told him everything.
在女友赵梦琪向他提出分手之后，他便开着自己那辆便宜的国产车在市郊的马路上飙车发泄情绪。
After his girlfriend Zhao Mengqi broke up with him, he drove his cheap domestic car to vent his emotions on the outskirts of the city.
雨天路滑，再加上是深夜，他很不凑巧的出了车祸，速度一百二十多迈的车子驶离了路面，一头扎进了落差有三米的农田里，后面的事他就记不清了，也不知是哪位好人发现了他，把他送来了医院，这才捡回了一条命。
The road was slippery on a rainy day, and it was late at night, so he had an unfortunate accident. The car with a speed of more than 120 mph drove off the road and plunged into the farmland with a drop of three meters. He couldn’t remember, and he didn’t know which good person found him and sent him to the hospital, which saved his life.
“咯吱~”
“squeak~”
这时，病房的门被推开，一名长相甜美的女护士端着药水走了进来。
At this moment, the door of the ward was pushed open, and a sweet-looking female nurse walked in with a potion.
“啊~”
“Ah~”
在看到清醒过来，坐在病床上皱着眉冥想的肖洛时，她登时是发出了一声惊叫，手中端着的药水“啪嚓”一声掉在了地上，摔得满地都是，她像是活见鬼似的，睁大双眼，右手颤抖，指着肖洛：“你你你……你怎么醒了？”
When she saw Xiao Luo who was awake and meditating with frowning on the hospital bed, she immediately let out a scream, and the potion in her hand fell to the ground with a slap, smashing all over the floor. It’s all, she looks like a ghost, with her eyes wide open, her right hand trembling, she points at Xiao Luo: “You, you…how did you wake up?”
肖洛不明所以，心道：这个护士难道是新来的？要不然见到病人苏醒过来怎么会有如此激烈的反应？
Xiao Luo didn’t know why, and thought to himself: Is this nurse a newcomer? Otherwise, how could there be such a violent reaction when the patient wakes up?
上下左右的看了看自己，随后摊摊手道：“很明显啊。”随后又小心翼翼的询问，“有……什么问题吗？”
He looked at himself up and down, left and right, then spread his hands and said, “Obviously.” Then he asked cautiously, “Is there any problem?”
“你怎么能醒来，你不可能醒来的啊，怎么会……”
“How can you wake up, you can’t wake up, how can you…”
护士依旧像是见到鬼似的，睁大着双目，张大小嘴，满脸不可思议的看着肖洛，似乎是不敢相信眼前所见到的事实。
The nurse still looked like she had seen a ghost, with her eyes wide open and her mouth open, she looked at Xiao Luo incredulously, as if she couldn’t believe what she saw in front of her.
不可能醒来？
Impossible to wake up?
肖洛当真是有些懵了，不明白这个护士为何会说这样的话。
Xiao Luo was really a little stunned. He didn’t understand why the nurse would say such a thing.
正待他准备开口询问时，女护士扭头便跑了出去，而后整个走廊便响起了她那歇斯底里的惊叫声：“张医生，不得了了，438病房的病人醒了！”
Just when he was about to ask questions, the female nurse turned her head and ran out, and then her hysterical exclamation sounded throughout the corridor: “Dr. Zhang, it’s incredible, the patient in Ward 438 is awake!” /
这到底是什么情况？
What the **** is going on here?
肖洛丈二和尚摸不着头脑，想不通其中的缘由，而且对自己的病房号感到相当无语，因为438可不是什么吉祥数字，它的谐音可是“死三八”啊。
The second monk Xiao Luo was puzzled, couldn’t figure out the reason, and felt quite speechless about his ward number, because 438 is not an auspicious number, its homophonic sound is “death three eight”.
就在此时，脑海中突然响起了一连串系统提示音，音色就如时下很火爆的一款网游《英雄联盟》里的系统语音，同样也是女性，很具有渲染力和扩张力。
At this moment, a series of system prompts suddenly sounded in my mind. The sound is like the system voice in the popular online game “League of Legends”. It is also a woman, and it has great rendering and expansion power.
“叮，恭喜宿主肖洛获得十点积分，是否打开商城进行兑换？”
“Ding, congratulations to the host Xiao Luo for getting ten points, do you want to open the mall to exchange?”
肖洛倒吸一口凉气，这他娘的又是什么情况啊？
Xiao Luo gasped, what the **** is going on?
作为二十一世纪的新青年，无法相信会有这等匪夷所思的事情发生，简直是有违常理。
As a new youth in the 21st century, it is against common sense to be unable to believe that such incredible things will happen.
他以为这是幻觉，是脑震荡产生的结果，可接下来，他的眼前却突然出现一个光幕窗口，上面竟是如同一张技术含量相当高的简历一般显示着他的一系列信息。
He thought it was a hallucination, the result of a concussion, but then, a light curtain suddenly appeared in front of him, and it was like a highly technical resume showing his series of information.
宿主：肖洛
Host: Xiao Luo
年龄：26岁
Age: 26 years old
积分：10点
Points: 10 points
目前身份：华海集团员工
Current status: employee of Huahai Group
境界水准：庸才
Realm level: mediocrity
……
…
什么，庸……庸才？
What, mediocrity… mediocre?
看到这，肖洛顿时回过神来，心里不服气的道：我好歹也是华海制造集团的工程师好吗？如果连工程师都是庸才，那这世上就没有谁不是庸才了！
Seeing this, Xiao Luo suddenly came back to his senses and said unconvinced: I am also an engineer of Huahai Manufacturing Group, okay? If even engineers are mediocre, then there is no one in this world who is not mediocre!
似乎是听到了他的心声，那个系统提示音再度响起：“叮，宿主外语交流能力低下，身体病态，德智体美样样不行，不是庸才又是什么。”
Seems to have heard his voice, and the system prompt sounded again: “Ding, the host has low ability to communicate in foreign languages, his body is ill, and his moral, intellectual, and physical beauty is not good. What is it if it is not mediocrity.”
靠！
Come on!
肖洛的心性很好，可量是如此，这会儿也是忍不住骂了一句脏话出来，遂问道：“你到底是个什么东西？”
Xiao Luo’s temperament is very good, but it can be measured like this. At this moment, he couldn’t help but scolded a swear word, and asked, “What the **** are you?”
“叮，本系统名为绝世天才系统，来自距此千亿光年外的平行宇宙。”系统音回应。
“Ding, this system is called the Peerless Genius System, and it comes from a parallel universe hundreds of billions of light-years away.” The system voice responded.
“平行宇宙？”
“Parallel universe?”
肖洛此刻的震撼无法用言语来形容，眼前的事实，让他不得不相信这个看不见摸不着的系统所说的话语，由于脑海中有平行宇宙的概念，下意识的便问出，“那里是不是也有一个地球？”
Xiao Luo’s shock at the moment cannot be described in words. The facts in front of him made him have to believe the words spoken by this invisible and intangible system. Because of the concept of parallel universes in his mind, he subconsciously asked, “Is there an Earth there too?”
“叮，当然有，但科技水平要领先这里十万年！”
“Ding, of course there is, but the level of science and technology is 100,000 years ahead here!”
我去！
I’m going!
肖洛的大脑一时半会无法接受过来，科技水平要领先十万年，那到底会是怎样一幅画面，那里的人类怕是早已通过科技的力量摆脱了生死轮回，不死不灭了吧。
Xiao Luo’s brain will not be able to accept it for a while. The level of technology will be ahead of 100,000 years. What kind of picture will that be? The human beings there are afraid that they have already escaped the cycle of life and death through the power of technology, and they are immortal and immortal. Bar.
“叮，本系统因一次时空乱流来到这个宇宙，寄生在濒临死亡的你身上，特别赠送免费续命一次！”系统提示音将他的心绪拉回现实。
“Ding, this system came to this universe due to a time-space turbulence, parasitic on you, who is on the verge of death, and you will be given a free life extension!” The system prompt brought his mood back to reality.
肖洛讶然，以他的智商，这时候一下子就想明白了刚才那位护士为何在看到自己苏醒过来会如此失态了。
Xiao Luo was astonished. With his IQ, he suddenly understood why the nurse was so complacent when he saw him wake up.
原因竟是在此：因为这个系统的续命，不应该这么快醒来的他却醒来了，或者说，被医生诊断为已经没救的他醒过来了，那护士的过激反应，便可以解释得通了。
The reason is this: because of the life extension of this system, he woke up who should not have woken up so soon, or, he woke up after being diagnosed by the doctor as hopeless, the nurse’s overreaction , can be explained.
想通这一点，心里便踏实了些，转而问道：“除了续命，你还能为我做什么？”
After thinking about this, I felt more at ease, and turned to ask: “In addition to extending my life, what else can you do for me?”
“叮，本系统可以把你打造成绝世天才。”
“Ding, this system can make you a peerless genius.”
“绝世天才？就是那种什么都会，什么都懂的变态？”肖洛问道。
“Peerless genius? That kind of pervert who can know everything?” Xiao Luo asked.
“叮，可以这么理解！”
“Ding, you can understand that!”
“需要付出什么代价？”肖洛可不相信天上掉馅饼的事情~IndoMTL.com~叮，通过消耗积分在商城兑换各种能力，能力的适用性越强，消耗的积分则越多。”
“What price do I need to pay?” Xiao Luo doesn’t believe in the pie in the sky~IndoMTL.com~ Ding, by consuming points to exchange various abilities in the mall, the stronger the applicability of the ability, the more points consumed . “
随着系统的介绍，光幕窗口便转到了商城，上面显示的是密密麻麻的能力，什么外语能力、游戏能力、记忆能力……等等，一眼都看不过来。
With the introduction of the system, the light curtain window was transferred to the mall, which displayed a dense array of abilities, such as foreign language abilities, game abilities, memory abilities, etc., which could not be seen at a glance.
在大概看了一遍之后，肖洛就想骂娘了，因为这上面显示的几千种能力中，硬是没有一种能力是只消耗十点积分就能够兑换的。
After reading it for a while, Xiao Luo wanted to scold his mother, because among the thousands of abilities shown above, there is literally no ability that can be redeemed with only ten points.
“系统，你能告诉我，十点积分可以兑换什么能力吗？”肖洛不死心，想要试试这到底是不是他的幻觉，或者说是什么人的恶作剧。
“System, can you tell me what abilities can be exchanged for ten points?” Xiao Luo didn’t give up and wanted to try whether it was his hallucination, or someone’s prank.
“叮，十点积分无法兑换任何一种能力！”
“Ding, ten points cannot be exchanged for any ability!”
肖洛脸上一条黑线下来：“你耍我？”
A black line appeared on Xiao Luo’s face: “Are you kidding me?”
“叮，积分可以赚取，宿主莫要着急。”
“Ding, you can earn points, so don’t worry, host.”
积分原来还可以赚取！
Points can still be earned!
肖洛眼前一亮：“怎么赚取？”
Xiao Luo’s eyes lit up: “How to earn?”
“叮，任何以宿主为起因导致的惊讶、好奇、震撼……等等人类情绪反应，系统会自主识别吸收，而后根据它们的深浅程度，自动转换为相应的积分。”
“Ding, any human emotional reactions such as surprise, curiosity, shock, etc. caused by the host will be automatically recognized and absorbed by the system, and then automatically converted into corresponding points according to their depth.”
“原来如此！”
“So it is!”
肖洛顿时是明白了，这哪是什么绝世天才系统，这分明就是让他不断的去装X，扮猪吃老虎的开挂系统嘛，而现在的十点积分，定然就是刚才从那名护士身上赚取的。
Xiao Luo immediately understood, what kind of peerless genius system is this? This is clearly an open system that allows him to keep pretending to be X, pretending to be a pig to eat a tiger, and the current ten points must be from just now. Earned from that nurse.
“嘭~”
“Bang~”
突然，病房的门被猛的推开，一大群身着白大褂的医生蜂拥而入，在看到坐在病床上的肖洛时，全都像石化了一般立在原地，睁大着双目，万般震惊的望着肖洛。
Suddenly, the door of the ward was slammed open, and a large group of doctors in white coats rushed in. When they saw Xiao Luo sitting on the hospital bed, they all stood there like petrified, wide open. With both eyes, they looked at Xiao Luo in shock.