Monster Paradise: Do you want to cross?

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  “终于拿到终极非酋的称号了,唯一一只SSR是碎片拼起来的两面佛,甚至连只鸟姐和小黑都没抽到过一次……这破游戏就TM没法玩了!”

  ”Finally won the title of the ultimate non-chief, the only SSR is a two-faced Buddha made up of fragments, and even Sister Bird and Xiao Hei have not even drawn once…This broken game is impossible. Play it!”

  林煌脸上表情漠然,《XX师》这款游戏他已经玩了大半年,抽了上万张符纸,从来没有抽到过一张SSR,甚至连SR的鸟姐和小黑,都是碎片凑起来的,所以这一次十连抽他并没有什么期待。拿到终极非酋的成就,再加上斗技场上的把把失利,反倒让他对这款游戏彻底死心。

   Lin Huang has an indifferent expression on his face. He has played the game “XX Division” for more than half a year, and has drawn tens of thousands of talisman papers. He has never drawn an SSR, even the SR’s Niaojie and Xiaohei. , They were all made up of pieces, so this time he had no expectations for ten consecutive draws. The achievement of the ultimate non-chief, coupled with the loss of the handle on the battlefield, made him completely give up on this game.

  手指长按在了游戏图标上,林煌深吸了一口气,点向了跳动图标左上角的X,删掉了游戏。正准备把手机揣进裤兜里,只听手机传来一阵震动,他朝着屏幕看了过去。

   pressed his finger on the game icon for a long time, Lin Huang took a deep breath, and clicked the X in the upper left corner of the jumping icon to delete the game. He was about to put the phone in his trouser pocket. He looked at the screen when he heard a vibration from the phone.

  整个手机已经黑屏,只有正中央有着一行黑色大字——【你想穿越吗?】

   The entire phone has a black screen, only a line of large black characters in the center——【Do you want to cross? 】

  这行字下方只有一个选项——【想!】

There is only one option below the line of   ——【I want to! 】

  看样子像是一款网页游戏的广告。

   looks like an advertisement for a web game.

  “我想你妹!”

   “I miss your sister!”

  刚刚删掉《XX师》的林煌本身也没什么心思玩新游戏,直接双击手机的HOME键拉飞了页面。

   Lin Huang, who just deleted “XX Division”, has no intention of playing a new game, so he double-clicked the phone’s HOME button to fly the page.

  刚把手机揣进裤兜,又是一阵震动传来。

  As soon as I put my phone in my trouser pocket, there was another shock.

  林煌取出手机一看,又是刚才那个页面跳了出来。

   Lin Huang took out the phone and took a look, and the page just jumped out again.

  “无聊!手游搞得跟页游一样,没完没了的弹广告,还有谁愿意玩这种游戏?”他眉头一皱,再次拉飞了页面。

   “Boring! Mobile games are like page games, with endless advertisements. Who else wants to play this kind of game?” He frowned and pulled the page away again.

  正准备把手机收起来,林煌一看,还是那个页面,他眉头皱得更紧了,“该不会是中病毒了吧?!”

   was about to put the phone away, Lin Huang looked at the page, and his brows became tighter, “Could it be a virus?!”

  对于刚买不久的水果7手机,林煌爱惜得很,毕竟花了他近一个月的工资。

   Lin Huang cherishes the fruit 7 mobile phone that he just bought recently, after all, it took him nearly a month’s salary.

  重启了手机,盯着屏幕看了半晌,页面没有再蹦出来,林煌总算松了口气。刚准备将手机揣起来,又是一阵震动传来,还是刚刚那个页面。

   restarted the phone, stared at the screen for a long while, the page did not pop up again, Lin Huang finally breathed a sigh of relief. Just as I was about to pick up my phone, there was another vibration coming from the page just now.

  【你想穿越吗?】

  【Do you want to cross? 】

  【想!】

  【Think! 】

  “擦,还没完没了了!”林煌瞪大了眼睛,“反正待会要拿去修,我倒要看看你这病毒式营销的游戏到底是什么鬼,待会截个图到围脖上举报无良游戏!”

  ”Wipe, it’s not over!” Lin Huang’s eyes widened, “Anyway, I have to fix it later, I want to see what the **** is your viral marketing game, and I will cut it later. Report unscrupulous games on the bib!”

  犹豫了片刻,林煌朝着那个“想”字按了下去。

   hesitated for a moment, Lin Huang pressed the word “think” down.

  刚刚按下触屏按钮,手机屏幕上的文字终于开始变化。

  I just pressed the touch screen button, and the text on the phone screen finally began to change.

  【尊敬的穿越者候选人,感谢您接受我们的请求。下面请仔细阅读下列条款,如果对所有条款没有异议,请按下接受条款按钮,您就会正式成为一名穿越者。获得正式的穿越者编号之后,我们会给您发放一个金手指,然后将您随机传送到一个异世界,到时候,您就可以尽情驰骋了!】

  【Dear traveler candidate, thank you for accepting our request. Please read the following terms carefully below. If you have no objections to all terms, please press the Accept Terms button, and you will officially become a traverser. After obtaining the official traverser number, we will give you a golden finger, and then randomly teleport you to a different world. Then, you will be able to gallop as much as you want! 】

  这一段文字在屏幕上停留了大概二十秒左右的时间,条款页面终于出现了。

   This paragraph of text stayed on the screen for about twenty seconds, and the terms page finally appeared.

  【1.目前穿越者的死亡率高达73%,请穿越者在接受条款前做好心理准备,具体死亡原因及占据比例如下:】

  [1. The current death rate of traversers is as high as 73%. Please prepare mentally before accepting the terms. The specific causes of death and the proportions are as follows:]

  【(1)自己作死,死亡率48%】

  [(1) Do it yourself, the mortality rate is 48%]

  【(2)战死,死亡率33%】

  [(2) killed in battle, 33% death rate]

  【(3)寿终正寝,死亡率10%】

  [(3) End of life, death rate 10%]

  【(4)被暗杀,死亡率6%】

  [(4) Assassinated, mortality rate is 6%]

  【(5)激活金手指失败,死亡率2%】

  [(5) Failed to activate cheats, 2% mortality rate]

  【(6)运气差,死亡率1%】

  [(6) Poor luck, 1% mortality rate]

  ……

  ……

  林煌只是稍稍瞥了一眼开头,见条款总共有一百一十八页,他也懒得仔细去看,直接拉到页面的最底部,然后按下了“接受条款”按钮。

   Lin Huang just glanced at the beginning, and saw that there were a total of 118 pages of terms. He didn’t bother to read it carefully. He pulled directly to the bottom of the page, and then pressed the “Accept terms” button.

  【尊敬的候选人,您已经正式成为一名穿越者,您的穿越者编号是142857。现在进入金手指抽取页面……】

   [Dear candidate, you have officially become a traverser, and your traverser number is 142857. Now enter the cheat extraction page…]

  画面再次变化,手机屏幕上出现了一个圆盘,圆盘上有三十六个格子,每个格子都是一样大小,但是所有格子里都是金色的问号,一根指针指向正上方十二点的方向。

   The picture changed again. A disc appeared on the phone screen. There were thirty-six grids on the disc. Each grid was the same size, but all the grids were filled with golden question marks, with a pointer pointing directly above. Twelve o’clock direction.

  圆盘的下方有两个按钮,一个是“开始”,一个是“停止”,下方还有一行小字描述规则。

There are two buttons at the bottom of the    disk, one is “Start” and the other is “Stop”, and there is a line of small words describing the rules below.

  【按下开始键,指针会开始转动,按下停止键,指针会停止。指针最终停止位置的物品就是您抽取到的金手指~IndoMTL.com~如果不按下停止键,指针在开始旋转之后的一分钟会自动停止。】

  【Press the start button, the pointer will start to rotate, press the stop button, the pointer will stop. The item at the final stop position of the pointer is the golden finger you drew~IndoMTL.com~ If you do not press the stop button, the pointer will automatically stop one minute after it starts to rotate. 】

  “到现在游戏名还没出来,我倒要看看这游戏到底在搞什么名堂!”林煌按下了开始键,指针开始快速旋转起来。过了大概十多秒之后,他的手指按在了停止键上。指针在滑行了小半圈之后,停在了一个问号上。

   “The name of the game hasn’t come out yet, I want to see what the game is doing!” Lin Huang pressed the start button, and the pointer began to spin quickly. After more than ten seconds, his finger pressed the stop button. The pointer stopped on a question mark after sliding a small half circle.

  那个问号变成了一张黑色的卡牌,卡牌出现之后,抽奖的圆盘消失不见,卡牌放大到了占满整个手机屏幕。

   The question mark turned into a black card. After the card appeared, the lottery disk disappeared, and the card was enlarged to fill the entire phone screen.

  林煌一挑眉头,这张卡牌制作还挺精美的,通体呈金属般的冷黑色,卡牌的周边有一圈金色的精致花纹。

   Lin Huang raised his eyebrows. This card is pretty exquisitely made. The whole body is metallic cold black, and there is a circle of delicate golden patterns around the card.

  “这卡牌制作倒是不错……”林煌也忍不住夸赞道,但是一想起之前花了大半年时间玩的《XX师》,脸色又沉了下来,因为那款游戏也是卡牌游戏。

   “This card production is pretty good…” Lin Huang couldn’t help but praised, but when he thought of the “XX Master” that he had spent more than half a year playing before, his face sank again, because that game was also a card. Card game.

  没等他回过神来,一抹黑芒从手机之中射出,直接没入了他的额头之中。林煌却毫无察觉,只看到手机页面再次变化,跳出一行字来。

   Before he could come back to his senses, a black glow shot out from the phone and plunged directly into his forehead. Lin Huang didn’t notice it, and only saw that the phone page changed again, and a line of words jumped out.

  【金手指已经发放,现在随机为穿越者选择本次穿越的初始世界……】

  [The gold finger has been issued, and now randomly select the initial world to be traversed this time for the traversers…]

  “终于要正式进入游戏了吗?”林煌微微扬起了嘴角,“只要让我看到一个游戏名字,截个图,我就举报你这破游戏!”

  ”Are you finally going to enter the game officially?” Lin Huang raised his mouth slightly, “As long as I see a game name and cut a picture, I will report your broken game!”

  片刻过后,手机屏幕上的文字再次发生了变化。

   After a while, the text on the phone screen changed again.

  【本次随机选择的初始世界为——怪物乐园。】

   [The initial world randomly selected this time is Monster Paradise. 】

  【编号142857的穿越者,祝您旅途愉快!】

   [Passer number 142857, I wish you a pleasant journey! 】

  “啪”的一声,一个金色水果7的手机掉在地上,屏幕摔得粉碎,而刚刚拿着手机的林煌已经从原地彻底消失不见……

With a “pop”, a golden fruit 7 mobile phone fell to the ground, the screen was shattered, and Lin Huang, who was holding the mobile phone just now, has completely disappeared from the place…

       

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