“My name is Li Qing. I am twenty-three years old and an ordinary citizen from the Kingdom of Dragon.”
“Gender is male, I like women, I don’t smoke or drink, I have good looks and a good figure, and I have no bad habits.”
“The only drawback is”
“I am a person who does not know what fear is by nature. I always like to pursue excitement and enjoy a difficult life.”
“Oh”
“Do you want to ask me, what is a difficult life?”
“Let me give you an example:”
“When I was in high school, class started at 7 o’clock in the morning, and I would not wake up until 6:50.”
“Not to be lazy, but to enjoy the youthful passion of racing against time.”
“After graduating from high school, I was still playing games in an Internet cafe the day before the college entrance examination.”
“It’s not just for fun, it’s just to remember less things and experience the extreme romance of challenging the unknown.”
“After I went to college, I still felt the same way:”
“I didn’t attend many lectures every semester, and I didn’t pick up the book to ‘review’ until two days before the exam.”
“Alas alas”
“Uncle, don’t look at me like that.”
“This is not decadence, but a challenge to the most difficult life model.”
“After graduating from college, I still went my own way, constantly flying against the wind at work, until my wings were broken by an intolerable boss.”
“Everyone says I seek death, but they don’t know:”
“A difficult life is meaningful, and a difficult model is rewarding.”
“After so many years of experience in a difficult life, I have long relied on my calm attitude, unswerving will, fearless courage, and the millions of yuan given by my father to become a human being. The enviable winner in life.”
“Alas”
“I have worked so hard to increase the difficulty, but life is still too easy.”
“I have no choice but to find excitement in the virtual world.”
“Take League of Legends as an example. If I don’t kill two people from the opposite side at the beginning, I won’t even bother to play that game.”
“Just right this time:”
“A second-rate pick picked Yasuo, and several teammates were fighting each other during the selection stage. I can play against the wind without giving away kills.”
“I was very happy, but I never expected it”
“I had just finished selecting a hero when a mysterious voice suddenly appeared in my mind and told me:”
“You have to travel through time soon.”
“You are going to play a live-action lol-themed RPG in the world of Jojo.”
“Oh my God”
“Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure?”
“The style of this thing is so interesting, I have only watched two episodes on station B!!”
“Which Jojo is that? Yes, the fifth one, Golden Wind.”
“If you want me to play a game, can’t you pick a subject that interests me?”
“It’s not that I don’t like playing games, I just don’t like being forced to do things.”
“But that thing called ‘System’ didn’t listen at all. Not only did it not allow me to express my opinion, it also directly lifted me out of the earth and threw me into this strange comic book world!”
“Five minutes ago, I was playing computer games in a residential area of an inland city in the Kingdom of Dragon.”
“Five minutes later, I inexplicably appeared in this different world, in a hotel along the street in an unknown location.”
“This room is extremely dirty and stinks as if someone had just died.”
“I can’t even breathe because of this smell.”
“What do you call this when you are commenting?”
“Let me go to another world to play games, and you won’t choose a cleaner ‘birthplace’.”
“Enough!!”
Amor was extremely impatient and interrupted the chattering of the bald young man in front of him. He pointed at the cool and shiny scalp of the other person and shouted:
“Bald!”
“Who are you?”
“Bald?”
Li Qing’s face suddenly darkened:
“Hun Dan! Who are you calling Baldy!”
He touched his slippery and bald head and said with a look of regret:
“I turned out to be a handsome young man with beautiful hair, but just now, when I finished choosing a hero”
“I’m bald.”
“But”
Li Qing patted the eight-pack abs that he didn’t have a few minutes ago, but suddenly appeared on his body after choosing a hero:
“I seem to have become stronger.”
“Uncle, don’t be afraid. I’m not strong enough to be inhuman.”
He tried to squeeze his fist and show off his fresh biceps:
“I feel like I’m not as good as the captain of the United States, and I can barely be considered a special forces king?”
“Shut up!”
Amor’s face was gloomy and he couldn’t help but lose his temper:
The bald man in front of me is really capable of talking nonsense.
I really want to kill someone
Calm down, I have to calm down.
The bald man faced him and his four ferocious younger brothers alone. Not only did he not feel afraid, but he even talked crazy words to himself.
Obviously, the other party must have something to rely on.
So, what is this reliance?
Amor carefully adjusted his breathing, with a strong sense of vigilance in his eyes:
This bald man seemed to have mastered some teleportation ability and suddenly appeared in this airtight room.
Is that incredible sight an illusion?
No.
He and his four younger brothers all witnessed that scene, it couldn’t be an illusion.
Since it’s not an illusion, then it is
Stand-in attack!
Amor looked serious, with a lingering fear on his face.
Having never eaten pork, he has also seen pigs run away. He has worked in this super-powered criminal organization for more than ten years, and he has also been lucky enough to see those stand-ins take action.
Ordinary people cannot see avatars made of spiritual energy, but they can see all kinds of strange and terrifying scenes caused by the avatars’ abilities.
So, whenever something unexplainable happens around him, Amor will subconsciously regard it as a legendary stand-in attack.
“Are you a substitute messenger?”
Amor asked cautiously.
“Substitute messenger?”
Li Qing frowned and replied honestly:
“No, I’m not.”
“Didn’t I say it, I’m just an ordinary citizen from the Kingdom of Dragon.”
“Impossible!”
Faced with the other party’s “insincere” answer, the hostility in Amor’s eyes became more intense:
“Not to mention how you just appeared here”
“How can you, an ordinary citizen of the Kingdom of Dragons, speak such authentic Italian?!”
“Nani?”
Li Qing was shocked:
“Brother, are you kidding me?”
“What I say at home is meant to be beneficial?”
“That’s right.”
Amor frowned and replied seriously:
“Pure Italian, with some of our Sicilian accent.”
“Hmm”
Li Qing said to himself in shock:
“I thought foreigners could speak Mandarin, but what kind of ‘system’ automatically translated it for me?”
“Wonderful, really wonderful.”
“I didn’t expect that this game even comes with its own Chinese version”
“Enough!”
Seeing Li Qing going into a state of talking nonsense to himself again, Amor finally couldn’t stand it anymore:
“Bald man, what on earth do you want to say!”
“this”
Li Qing scratched his head and his expression suddenly became serious:
“I have said so much, but actually I want to tell you”
“I’m really just an ordinary citizen. I came here out of nowhere. I really don’t have any ill intentions.”
“So, brother, you guys”
Looking at the black muzzle in front of him, he shrugged helplessly:
“Can you stop pointing a gun at me?”