I’m Not Interested in Devil Fruits: 816 Shit, Momonosuke (5900 words)

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The cold wind howled, and the flying snow that had been cleared away by Lin Qi’s stick began to flutter again.

The Kuangshi Lang stayed where he was.

Kaido was defeated like this? one move?

Lynch only took one move and defeated Kaido to the ground? ? ?

Is there such a terrifying monster in the world? !

The bloodshot eyes of Kuangshi Lang were staring at Lin Qi, who was holding a blood-stained iron rod, and his mind was extremely confused. Just seeing such a scene was a huge shock to the soul.

What made him even more incomprehensible was that after Lynch defeated Kaido, he seemed to have no intention of continuing to fight.

Lin Qi casually released the stick that knocked Kaido unconscious, and the latter floated next to him like a cloud again… The Kuangshilang roared in his heart, wishing he could kneel down in front of Lin Qi , spit out a mouthful of blood on the spot, what are you doing, kill him! Kill Kaido! What a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity! ! !

If Kuangshilang hadn’t known that Kaido’s unreasonably strong body was impossible to injure with his own knife, he would have risked being beaten to death by Lynch at this time. Go up and inflict the last blow on Kaido, who was lying on the ground with a **** head and unconsciousness…

Is this Lynch Kaido’s enemy?

A horrifying thought appeared in Kuangshilang’s heart, and his hands and feet suddenly became cold, and it was bone-chilling.

What if Lynch was an enemy of Wano who was more terrifying than Kaido…

Kuaishi Lang tried his best to suppress the uneasiness and despair in his heart. At this time, across a patch of wind and snow in the distance, Lin Qi seemed to be looking towards him.

“Oops, oops…it seems we have been discovered by him a long time ago!”

Senior broke into a cold sweat even though he was standing in the snow.

Behind him, Sugar, Monet, and Buffalo, who had long been eager to run away, were even more chilled, and their faces turned pale, a bit whiter than the surrounding snow.

Even Kaido is not an enemy of Lynch… Revenge for Dover? This ridiculous idea, if Dover were to resurrect, he would give up without hesitation!

It would be better to say that we are alive today entirely because Lynch does not care about us at all and does not know our existence at all.

Buffalo and Senior know that they are the former; sisters Sugar and Monet think that they are the latter…

Take out a cigarette from the kimono’s arms and make up his mind.

……

Lin Qi glanced at the ronin-looking guy in the distance who was sneaking up.

Is it the Crazy Death Man? He seems to be Denjiro among the Oden retainers and samurai? He personally trained Kozuki Oden’s only daughter to become the most beautiful oiran in Wano Country, and in this way, a pack of wolves surrounded the Beast Pirates and the Orochi Shogun Mansion, and there were wolves all over the place who coveted the oiran Murasaki. That thing?

However, when Lynch glanced over there, the guy seemed to be so frightened that he ran away.

As for the other group of little guys who came from the Flower Capital, Lin Qi had a vague impression of the auras of two of them, but he couldn’t remember who they were at all. As for the other two, they are complete strangers.

Lin Qi wasn’t very interested anyway. Since the other party didn’t jump out and annoy him, he just pretended he didn’t see him.

With a green and black iron rod floating beside him, he turned and walked towards Robin and the others.

“What did he say to make him so angry?” Robin raised his hand to dust his clothes. Others might not be able to tell, but with Robin’s tacit understanding with him, they naturally knew that Lin Qi was actually quite upset just now.

Lin Qi held Robin’s warm little hand, rolled his eyes and said: “It’s nothing, he actually said that I look like a Wano warrior with a bad mind… He’s looking for a fight! The local Yonko is so useless So polite!”

Robin chuckled.

“Ah, Mr. Lynch, there are no other Yonko.” Brooke reminded.

Of the four emperors and emperors, two of them were killed in the final battle. The last one, red-haired Shanks, was still an old friend of Lynch. In fact, Kaido is the only one left.

“His Majesty Kaido, he was beaten like this by you with a stick.” Zoro sighed, “Were you merciful to us before?”

Lin Qi comforted: “Don’t belittle yourselves. With so many of you together, you will definitely be better than Kaido.”

Zoron complained: “You are really good at comforting people!”

“Haha, you guys with so much self-confidence, do you need my comfort?” Lynch laughed.

Zoro also smiled. If you are a guy who has no faith in yourself, you will not be able to survive a day in Instructor Lin’s devilish training.

“What are you laughing at?!”

At this time, suddenly Kitsune Onimaru roared fiercely, and smoke exploded with a “Peng” sound. The fox transformed into a burly man, carrying a big knife on his back, and stared at Lin Qi and others with anger.

“Kaido is not dead yet!” The strong man gritted his teeth and said, “Since you have defeated him, kill him quickly!”

“Excuse me, who are you?” Lin Qi asked pretending to be confused.

The strong man was angry and did not answer. He drew the sword from his back and strode towards Kaido who was lying on the ground not far away.

“Hey!” Zoro shouted and chased after him.

“The **** who killed the owner of Ushimaru…go to hell!!!” The strong man roared, clenching his sword and slashing at Kaido, who was rolling his eyes on the ground and the blood dripping from his forehead was half-solidified, Feixue The sword light split him apart, but the sword light stopped abruptly in mid-air. The strong man suddenly stiffened, and an indescribable aura of terror shocked his whole body. He was so horrified that he stayed in place, unable to move.

With a clang, the sword fell to the ground, and the strong man swayed, foaming at the mouth, and fell down with his eyes rolled.

Zoron sighed and walked over, “Don’t be impulsive… Even if this guy was knocked unconscious by Lynch, his ‘overlord look’ is no joke.”

“Ah, by the way, Mr. Lynch seems to really dislike Wano.” Brook suddenly said, “It doesn’t matter whether it’s a kimono or a samurai. Kaido said you look like a samurai, and you actually got angry. …”

“People have various preferences.” Lin Qi looked up at Feixue, “‘Our place was originally a golden paradise, with wise kings and virtuous ministers, and it was extremely beautiful. The reason why it has fallen to what it is today is, of course, It’s not our fault, nor is it our great monarch’s fault. It’s all the fault of the bad guys. They are so bad, causing our lord and this beautiful country to suffer unnecessary injustice and suffering. Give me this country of Wano. Such a feeling.”

After a pause, Lynch concluded: “How should I put it, it’s quite annoying.”

“That’s it.” Brooke expressed understanding.

“…” Robin held Lynch’s hand tightly. Perhaps she was the only one who knew a little bit about the origin of Lynch’s resistance to the country of Wano.

Lin Qi said with a smile: “No need to make a fuss. I only hate it to the extent of ‘looking on with a cold eye’, but not to the level of ‘sinking the entire country of Wano to the bottom of the sea.'”

“Please don’t say such scary words casually!” Brooke complained, “Yo ho, yo **** ho ho…”

“You are laughing yourself…”

“Hehehe…”

Over there, the green algae-headed swordsman glanced at Kaido, who was unconscious on the ground with blood on his head and white eyes, and felt that his heart was itchy and his hands were itchy. He was used to biting Wado Ichimon and slashing people. The roots of my teeth are itching too… I really want to wake this guy up and chop him with tens of thousands of knives!

However, remembering the promise he had made to Kaido to hand over to Luffy, Zoro couldn’t help but scratch his head, forget it, my target is Hawkeye!

Luffy, if you even grab Hawkeye, I’ll be the first to kill you!

Saulon blew out two streams of hot air from his nostrils, picked up the strong man’s ankles and dragged him back. Suddenly he seemed to feel something. He stopped and looked back, only to see them in the wind and snow when they came from the Flower Capital. , a dark-haired man who was clearly wearing a kimono, but with the look of a straight suit, came faintly.

“The people who were following us before?”

When Sauron saw Lynch and Robin walking towards the man, he also dragged the fainting strong man to see the strong man who woke up halfway, blew out the foam at his mouth, and puffed up a puff of smoke in panic. , transformed into a dirty wild fox with hair like flames, and growled twice uneasily before he understood the current situation. It looked at Kaido over there in shock. Even after being beaten to death, he still had such terrifying deterrent power… How could that man just now defeat Kaido like this with a single blow? !

“So it’s you.” Lynch looked at Senior, “Why, do you have to come here to die?”

“Whether he is going to die or not, it’s hard to say.” Senor lit a cigarette and held it in the corner of his mouth casually.

“Do you know each other?” Sauron and Brooke asked.

“Well,” Robin explained to the two of them, as well as Ymir and Merry, who seemed to be also curious, “More than ten years ago, there was an evil force called the Don Quixote family in Beihai. …”

She briefly talked about what happened at that time.

“Back then, when I was still the Shichibukai, Lynch went to the North Sea to help the navy solve Don Quixote and Doflamingo. At that time, the Don Quixote family was actually planning to become the King of the Shichibukai. , a conspiracy to usurp control of a country in the new world and turn it into its own base…” Robin paused and smiled vaguely, “And coincidentally, Lynch and I happened to go to the country they wanted to harm. However, I have a good impression of the king there, who is mainly a princess.”

Brooke smiled and said: “If you think about it this way, you have inadvertently saved a country, yo hoo hoo hoo.”

“Yes.” Robin brushed his hair, “But because the mastermind of this brewing conspiracy was killed by Lynch before it could happen, no one knew about it.”

Zoron smiled: “Now we know.”

“I let you know.” Robin also smiled.

Brooke said with emotion: “Miss Robin, I really love Mr. Lynch!”

“Don’t let the **** cook hear this…” Zoro shook his head, “Otherwise, he will explode again.”

Brooke chuckled and said: “A person as delicate and sensitive as Mr. Sanji must be able to see Miss Robin’s love for Mr. Lynch more clearly than we can.”

Zoron was noncommittal. Robin stroked the well-behaved Merry with one hand, sat half on the Ymir cloud next to him, and watched Lynch and the three people who came with Senior go away as they faced off against Senior. In other words, is Senior planning to sacrifice himself to buy time for them to escape?

“Doflamingo has been dead for so many years, and you still want to avenge him. I can’t tell that you are quite loyal.”

Lin Qi reached out and grasped the green and black iron rod floating aside.

Senior smoked a cigarette, clenched his fists, and said coldly: “Dover and we are family.”

Lin Qi said: “So you can’t sleep unless you die on the way to avenge him?”

Senior said calmly: “A man needs revenge.”

“You are looking for death.”

“If you are afraid of death, you will not take revenge.”

“Isn’t it stupid to do it even though you know you are going to die?”

“If you are smart, you won’t become a pirate. If you do some business, maybe you can earn enough to buy your 5 billion beli head in a few years.”

“After all this talk, can you take action?” Lin Qi weighed the green and black iron rod in his hand, “They have gone far.”

“…?!” Senior’s eyes narrowed, “You deliberately…”

Lin Qidao: “Men deserve respect.”

Implicitly, I agree that you will trade your own life for the lives of three of them.

Senior showed a relieved smile, then looked solemn, roared and rushed towards Lynch…

Boom! ! !

The snow shook, and the flying snow was blown away by a burst of blue-black domineering lightning. Blood flew everywhere, dyeing the sky red.

……

“My master, Shigetsuki Gyumaru, also died like this.”

The wild fox Onimaru buried Senior’s body in the Samurai Cemetery behind Suzuo. Looking at the small tomb piled with snow, it said sadly, “I know I am not Kaido’s opponent, but I still have no hesitation. Land…”

Meili, who was about as tall as a fox, came over and touched its head comfortingly.

Lin Qi and others who had gone to pay homage to Longma’s tomb also came over.

Lin Qi glanced at the other side of the cemetery, and at this moment, a sigh came from the other side, “Ushimaru, he only recognized Kozuki Oden in his life, and he only hated him.”

Among the tombs not far away, a small man with an afro walked out.

“Ah! It’s me!” Brooke exclaimed in surprise, “No, it’s Mr. Kang? Yo **** ho **** ho…”

“You ran here.” Zoro said.

“Ashamed…” Lao Kang lamented, “I am still alive. I accidentally ate a strange fruit a few days ago. From now on, whenever I see Kaido’s pirate flag, I will lose my mind and hurt people randomly… …You are going to the prison in Tuwan. I am worried that I will go crazy again and hurt others, so I have to hide my face and escape…Huh?”

Before he could finish his words, he saw the man who knocked Kaido unconscious with a stick with unparalleled strength walked over and punched himself in the chest.

Lao Kang looked down blankly. Lin Qi’s fist sank into his body, but he quickly pulled it out without any blood.

Lin Qi took out a fragmented triangular chip from Lao Kang’s body, frowned and said in disgust: “Is this what a defective product looks like?”

Crack, he didn’t even use any force. The chip of the failed artificial devil fruit in his hand shattered into pieces like glass, turning into tiny points of light and dissipating.

Lao Kang didn’t realize what happened at all, but Sauron smiled and told him what Lynch had just done.

“But why?” Brooke said in shock, “Did someone make a failed Devil Fruit?! Is it the one Mr. Kang accidentally ate? This…”

Zoro pondered: “And it makes people go crazy when they see Kaido’s pirate flag. This is very strange.”

……

Rabbit bowl, abandoned factory. Usopp looked at the small utility room in shock when a beautiful woman with long pink hair suddenly appeared out of thin air, wearing a strange black battle suit with the number 3 written on it…

“Your eyebrows look like Sanji’s!” Usopp suddenly noticed.

“Of course she will look like her.” Sanji curled his lips and said, “Because she is my sister.”

“Eh?!”

……

“What’s weird? He’s gone.”

Behind the Bell, Northern Cemetery. Lin Qi took Robin’s hand and turned to leave, “Let’s go back to the Flower City, the big snake and the little cutie haven’t played with him yet.”

“Mr. Luffy, they don’t know if they have arrived at the Flower Capital?” Brooke followed suit.

Zoron lowered his head and said: “Fox, come with me.”

“Hey, you guys…” Lao Kang was stunned and realized that these people were about to leave. He couldn’t react for a moment. “Wait!” He also chased after them.

……

“Wait! Mr. Mengqi, are you listening?”

Jiuli, Mass Grave Cave. Kinemon was weeping and telling the tragic past of his master, Kozuki Oden, when he heard the very impolite sound of snoring and eating and drinking. He looked up and saw that it was Luffy sitting on the dog. He happily ate the little food he had just found.

“Ah, so full.” Luffy didn’t take his words seriously. He patted his belly and stood up with a smile. “I heard it. It was an Oden uncle who was defeated because he was very naive.”

“You?!” Kinemon’s eyes widened angrily, “How dare you insult my lord?!”

Luffy crossed his arms and said: “That’s Kaido. It’s a war for a country, but he thinks he can survive alone. Is he too naive?”

“I’m going to kill you!!” Kin’emon roared, “People like you don’t understand how Lord Oden endured the humiliation… Where is my sword?”

“Hey,” Ace looked at him coldly, “Be polite to my brother.”

The suddenly tense atmosphere made Xiaoyu and others a little nervous.

“Anyway, just defeat Kaido!” Luffy fisted his hands and said with a smile, “With or without Uncle Oden and you, we are here to do this anyway. So it doesn’t matter! Let’s go, my My friends are still waiting for me.”

……

“Reiju, what happened?”

Sanji’s face darkened, and he squatted in front of Reiju to check her injuries.

Reijiu smiled reluctantly, “Do you want to listen? Okay, I’ll tell you slowly…”

……

Behind the Bell, Northern Cemetery.

Lin Qi and his party were about to leave. When passing by Kaido, Lin Qi said: “I thought you were such a noob, you haven’t woken up until now.”

Kaido was lying on the ground, staring at Lynch with red eyes, muttering to himself: “Kill me… If you defeat me, you are qualified to kill me…”

“Come on, you can lie down if you want.” Lin Qi said, “There is someone else who wants to kill you.”

After that, he continued to lead Robin and the others towards the Flower Capital.

Zoro looked back and saw Kaido roaring in the wind and snow: “Kill me! Kill me! Lynch, come and kill me!!!”

Unfortunately, Lynch turned a deaf ear and even chatted with Robin in front of him.

This may cause him more pain than killing this guy. Zoro thought silently, turned to follow Lin Qi and the others, and suddenly raised the corners of his mouth, “I thought you looked down on me.”

Kissumaru wiped the snow and followed Zoro not far or too close, saying reluctantly: “Don’t get me wrong, I just think that only by following you can I have a chance to retrieve the body of Master Ushimaru… …”

“I want to bury him.” The fox glanced at the blurry warrior tomb in the wind and snow with a complex expression. “He should be buried here.”

“Yeah.” Sauron smiled, “Will you hang out with me then?”

“Don’t be too arrogant!” The fox bared his teeth, “You fake!”

“Fake?!” Zoro suddenly thought he was talking to the female marine. He immediately understood how the woman felt at that time and said angrily, “Who are you calling the fake!”

“Cut.”

“Cut your head off! Stop dead fox!”

……

A “plane” flew out of the country of Wano, carrying the terrified sisters Sugar and Monet on its back.

“It’s terrible! It’s terrible!”

The three of them were so frightened that their faces were paler than Feng Xue, “That guy is simply invincible… I don’t want to see him again in my life…”

……

The capital of flowers, Youkuo. Kuang Shilang was also in shock and returned to the brothel in embarrassment. At the gate, the crowd was making noise and women were screaming.

Recently, a famous puppy, known as the “Shit Monster”, was kowtowing to a woman with all his strength, and then was beaten to a **** head by the angry crowd throwing stones to drive it away.

“It stinks! How much feces did this **** dog eat!”

“Come on! My new clothes are going to stink!”

The filthy puppy was whimpering, with blood and feces flowing on its forehead. When it saw Kuangshilang, it seemed like it was crazy and wanted to rush over, but Kuangshilang waved his hands and asked his men to drive it away.

Watching Kuangshilang enter the brothel and disappear, the puppy raised his head in despair, just in time to see a black shadow quietly passing from the roof to the balcony, and immediately barked even more crazily.

Xiao Zi thought she had been discovered, but when she took a glance, she realized it was a puppy.

Don’t leave! Denjiro!

It’s me! Hiyori! I’m your brother!

The puppy with a **** head raised its head and roared, I am Momonosuke! Don’t you remember me?

Looking at the barking puppy below, which was covered in **** and had more mouths, Xiao Zi covered her nose in disgust. The Kuangshilang had returned, and she quietly ducked back into the house.

Look at me! I am Momonosuke! Kozuki Momonosuke! The future general of Wano! ! !

The poor dog has endless grievances and anger, but as soon as all the words are spoken, they turn into dog barks that he hates…

(My 100,000 points……………………)

       

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