I’m Not Interested in Devil Fruits: 488 Old guy, you are the most naughty!

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〖No. 13, Shampoo Islands, Xia Qi’s rip-off bar——〗

“Rip off?”

After seeing the “arrogant” name of the Tree House Hotel, several pirates twisted their belts and laughed, “What an arrogant name! Okay, let’s rip it off!”

They ran to the door and knocked on the door, “Excuse me, we are here to rip off——”

What I saw face to face was a woman I had only seen in newspapers and on reward orders.

Kongtiao Xu Lun!

She…could she be ripping off people here too?

Robin sat at the bar, twirling the rim of his glass in his hand, and glanced at the pirates who had broken in.

The pirates thought of the news circulating on the Shampoo Islands in the past few days, and suddenly felt their **** tightening, “Sorry! I’m sorry to bother you…ah!!”

They turned around and were about to leave. As soon as they took a step, they felt a tearing heartache, rolled their eyes and fainted one after another.

“This is…” Xia Qi at the bar saw this and was a little confused, “Overlord look domineering?” She smiled, “No wonder you are the captain, I don’t think Giorno looks domineering. …”

Before Robin could answer, two figures flew out of the little green body on the table, one was Rayleigh, the other…

“What’s wrong with not being a king?” Another said with dissatisfaction, “It is said that only one in a million people has the qualifications to be a king. Is it normal that I don’t have it?”

Rayleigh touched his gray beard and said, “It sounds very unwilling…”

“Yes.” The other one nodded, “I have some personal opinions on Bawang color. Let’s talk about it later – oh, it seems that there is no need to look back, it can talk to you.”

He patted the shoulder of the black armor flying out from the Telephone Bug Castle. As a stand-in user, he can directly capture the entity of “B.I.B” without using Haki.

“You-” Rayleigh was about to say, but was interrupted by Xia Qi’s words: “Don’t tell me, he is Giorno?”

Xia Qi bit her cigarette and pointed at the young man beside Lei Li.

The purple vest highlights a strong upper body. Although he is about the same height as Rayleigh, almost 1.9 meters, the suspender jeans he wears give him a well-proportioned figure. The gloves on his hands can also be seen as sleeve protectors… Xia Of course Qi recognized this outfit. When she and Xu Lun were shopping in the mall yesterday, Xu Lun specially chose the outfit for Giorno.

But the problem is, is this young man who looks nothing like Giorno, is a little shorter than Giorno, and even has a crooked nose? Is he actually Giorno?

Rayley touched his chin and remembered what he had just seen in the Telephone Bug Castle. He was also very surprised at that time…

……

[“Hey, Giorno, what’s wrong with you?”]

[Reilly saw Lynch’s head suddenly shortened and said in surprise: “Are you feeling unwell?”]

[Bang, Lynch became a little shorter again. The tall man who was originally about 2.4 meters tall suddenly became about the same height as Rayleigh… Lynch rubbed his shoulders and turned around, muttering to himself: “This is the first time I have shrunk so much, and my body feels a little uncomfortable! Forget it, just bear with it…”]

[“Hey, what’s wrong?” Lin Qi was shocked when he saw Lei Li looking at him strangely. 】

[Rayleigh said speechlessly: “I’m the one who asked you what’s wrong, right? What happened to your body?”]

[“This,” Lin Qi’s hands, which had shrunk visibly after the crackling sound, covered his face and rubbed it vigorously, “because it’s not convenient to go to the Navy, so I’ll change it…” 】

[Leili said: “Do normal people have such thoughts? Your face…”]

[As he watched, Lin Qi took his hands away from his face, and the face he revealed again was completely different from before. The shape of his eyebrows had changed, and the muscles on his face had also moved…]

[Rayleigh suddenly said: “Return of life? You can actually do such a thing by returning life? The eyebrows have grown again, and then the positions of muscles and bones can be manipulated to ‘reshape’… ”]

[“A little bit of paper painting, plus a little bit of life return, that’s about it.” Lin Qi, whose appearance changed drastically, said nonchalantly, “It’s just plastic surgery, nothing.”]

[Compared with the perverted chef who could transform an ugly guy into a handsome guy with his feet, Lin Qi felt that his operation was quite scientific! 】

……

“Hello, Aunt Xia.”

Lynch said with a smile, “I am no longer Giorno, my name is now – Joestar Joseph!”

“…” Robin held his forehead.

Even with Xia Qi’s experience, she couldn’t help but look surprised, took two puffs of cigarette and said, “Your nose is crooked.”

“Oh?”

Lin Qi touched his nose and found that it did not match his current face. He raised his palm and said, “Wait a moment…”

Xia Qi watched helplessly as the nose on his face twisted, as if it was alive, and twisted into a suitable posture consciously, and then Giorno… No, Joseph slapped him He snapped his fingers and said with a smile: “NIIIIICE~~ Are you okay now?”

“Okay.” Xia Qi didn’t know how to react, so she just nodded calmly.

“Here you go.” Robin handed Lynch the scarf that he had been selecting for a long time.

Lin Qi wrapped it around his neck and rubbed his hair. The originally too long black hair swayed, and he changed his hairstyle at the speed of light. He made a pose and asked Robin: “How is it? ”

Robin touched his palms and exclaimed: “Perfect.”

『Top COS. ” The substitute also said something beside him.

Robin and he looked at each other and smiled. As Rayleigh and Xia Qi looked on with confused expressions, “Joseph” lifted up the pirates lying at the door and picked them up in his hands, preparing to go out. .

“Do you want to…” Xia Qi realized something.

“You have to make money to support your family!” Lin Qi looked up at the door and sighed, then happily carried a few pirates away.

Xia Qi looked at Robin, “He just wants to play, right?”

Robin nodded with a smile, raised his eyebrows and said, “It’s indeed interesting.”

Rayleigh laughed so hard that tears welled up in the corners of his eyes, “It’s because of pirates like this that the sea is not so boring.”

He couldn’t help but think of his former partners, especially their captain Roger, who was also such a willful and mischievous guy!

“…” Xia Qi was even more amazed by Giorno’s “transformation” ability, “He is obviously a pirate with a bounty of 400 million, but he dares to take the pirate to the naval base in exchange for the bounty… If the Navy knew the truth, I wonder what would happen-“

What did Xia Qi think of, “You shouldn’t have done this often before, right?”

Robin smiled and said nothing, and only drank the black tea.

While shopping yesterday, they bought some black tea to make. Robin didn’t like drinking after all.

“What fake name did you use before?” Information dealer Xia Qi curiously grabbed Robin and whispered. Robin thought: In fact, even the names Giovanna Giorno and Kujo Xuren are fake. of…

“So,” Rayleigh put on his glasses and turned to look at the dark figure beside him, “What are we going to talk about?”

“B.I.B”‘s narrow eyes flashed and pointed at the phone on the bar table. Rayleigh nodded, stretched out his hand to press the phone bug, and the whole person disappeared out of thin air again…

……

〖No. 66, Naval Base——〗

“The pirate Baguman has a bounty of 40 million; the pirate Geraldine has a bounty of 53 million…”

The navy in the office verified the identities of these pirates, raised his head and asked doubtfully, “Jostar Joseph…you are a bit unfamiliar. Are you a new bounty hunter?”

“The nickname is ‘Tequila’,” the other party said seriously, “remember this name for me!”

……

〖No. 41——〗

“Phew… finally here. I hope it won’t be a failure this time.”

A man landed and landed on this archipelago.

       

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