House Dad’s Literary Life Chapter 815: It’s still funny

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普拉达逗着曦曦说话,试图让刚上场时有些紧张的小姑娘放松下来,但她不知道,她刚刚**的,是怎样的一个存在。

Prada teased Xixi and tried to relax the little girl who was a little nervous when she just played, but she didn’t know what kind of existence she just fucked.

只见曦曦眨了眨眼睛,等观众们笑声过后,她细声细语地问道:“普拉达女士,你是一名老师吗?”

I saw Xixi blinking. After the audience laughed, she asked in a soft voice, “Ms. Prada, are you a teacher?”

“不是,为什么问这个问题?”普拉达正准备将话题转移回到杨轶这个主角身上,但曦曦的问题,让她不得不做出回应。

“No, why are you asking this question?” Prada was about to turn the subject back to Yang Yi, the protagonist, but Xixi’s question forced her to respond.

“因为我觉得你的人超级好的,像我的老师一样。”曦曦说道。

“Because I think your people are super nice, like my teacher.” Xixi said.

普拉达转头哭笑不得地看了一眼观众和摄影机,再看回曦曦,表情很认真地说道:“真的很荣幸得到你的称赞,我想你的老师一定是非常棒的人,因为你跟他学了英语!”

Prada turned her head and glanced at the audience and the camera, dumbfounded, then looked back at Xixi, and said with a serious expression: “It’s a real honor to receive your compliment, I think your teacher must be a very good person, because You learned English from him!”

“嘻嘻,她是很棒的人,我说她,因为我的老师是女士,我的三个老师都是女士。”曦曦眉欢眼笑地说道。

“Hee hee, she’s a great person, I say her because my teacher is a lady, and all three of my teachers are ladies.” Xixi said with a smile on her face.

“唔,我觉得你应该用她们,但没关系……”普拉达准备转移话题。

“Well, I think you should use them, but that’s okay…” Prada was ready to change the subject.

但曦曦还意犹未尽地说道:“但我的英语不是都跟老师们学的呢!我还跟我的粑粑,还有我的朋友路薇莎,还有很多很多人学的。”

But Xixi still said, “But I didn’t learn all my English from the teachers! I also learned it from my Baba, my friend Lu Weisha, and many, many others.”

台下一阵哄笑,观众们都看出来普拉达在曦曦面前有些吃不消了。

There was a burst of laughter from the audience, and the audience could see that Prada couldn’t bear it in front of Xixi.

普拉达这回终于明白了,有些孩子不需要她哄,人家适应能力好着呢!而且……好得有点过了。

Prada finally understands this time, some children don’t need her coaxing, and they have good adaptability! And… it’s a little too good.

“OK,现在我们来说说你的爸爸。杨先生,我很好奇,你们家人都是中华人,为什么可以把英语说得如此流利?”普拉达终于抓住了机会,将访谈对象扭转了过来。

“OK, now let’s talk about your dad. Mr. Yang, I’m curious, your family are all Chinese, how can you speak English so fluently?” Prada finally seized the opportunity and turned the interviewee around come over.

普拉达和杨轶和墨菲的交谈进行得很顺利,因为杨轶和墨菲都没有曦曦那样爱说话,所以普拉达能够很好地掌握着聊天的节奏,一个包袱、一个包袱地往外抛。

Prada’s conversation with Yang Yi and Murphy went well, because neither Yang Yi nor Murphy was as talkative as Xixi, so Prada was able to master the rhythm of the chat very well, going out one bag after another. throw.

在普拉达的询问下,观众们才知道,创作了《I’m_yours》的杨轶,不仅仅是一个歌手、词曲作家那么简单,他还是作家,发表了很多部童话故事、小说,包括改编成米国电视剧的《越狱》,还是自己设计了一档目前中华最火的真人秀节目……

Under Prada’s inquiry, the audience learned that Yang Yi, who created “I’m_yours”, is not just a singer and songwriter, he is also a writer and has published many fairy tales and novels, including “Prison Break”, which was adapted into an American TV series, still designed a reality show that is currently the most popular in China…

“买噶,这人比我还厉害!要不是我让人确认过,我都不敢相信!”普拉达故作惊讶,瞪圆了眼跟观众说道,“我觉得他比我更适合普拉达脱口秀。”

“Maika, this person is better than me! If I hadn’t confirmed it, I wouldn’t have believed it!” Prada pretended to be surprised, widened her eyes and said to the audience, “I think he is more suitable than me. Prada Talk Show.”

听着普拉达的自我调侃,台下观众们忍不住笑了起来。

Listening to Prada’s self-joking, the audience couldn’t help laughing.

“等一下,杨,我想问你,你多少岁了?”普拉达问道。

“Wait a minute, Yang, I want to ask you, how old are you?” Prada asked.

“三十四。”杨轶比曦曦早一些过的生日。

“Thirty-four.” Yang Yi had an earlier birthday than Xixi.

“买噶,我三十四岁的时候……OK,我已经很有名了,这个脱口秀是我三十二岁的时候开始的。”普拉达本来还想贬低自己抬高杨轶,但后来发现自己也是一个传奇,便尴尬又不失礼貌地笑了起来。

“Maika, when I was thirty-four… OK, I’m already famous, this talk show started when I was thirty-two.” Prada originally wanted to belittle herself and elevate Yang Yi, But later found out that he was also a legend, so he laughed awkwardly and politely.

熟悉普拉达的观众们都纷纷笑了起来,他们知道,普拉达在三十出头的时候,便已经毫无争议地成为了观众们心中的脱口秀女皇!

Audiences familiar with Prada burst into laughter. They knew that in their early thirties, Prada had undisputedly become the queen of talk shows in the hearts of audiences!

“但你真的很厉害,至少我到现在我都没有出过书,你却已经出了无数本!”普拉达幽默地说道。

“But you are really amazing, at least I haven’t published a book yet, but you have published countless books!” Prada said humorously.

“看来我是做节目中出书比较早的,出书的人中间做节目比较成功的!”杨轶没有什么幽默感,但此刻他采用了前世比较流行的段子,一时间也有一些妙语连珠的感觉。

“It seems that I published books earlier in the show, and the show is more successful among the people who published the book!” Yang Yi has no sense of humor, but at this moment he adopts the more popular jokes in his previous life, and there are also some Some punchline feeling.

当然,杨轶还是要重点介绍墨菲,这是他上这个节目的主要目的。

Of course, Yang Yi still wants to focus on Murphy, which is his main purpose on the show.

在先前的节目里,普拉达和观众们都了解到墨菲是在米国长大的,而且家人也已经移民在米国,父亲还拥有一个农场,这让观众们对墨菲的印象变得亲切许多。

In previous shows, Prada and the audience learned that Murphy grew up in the United States, and that his family had immigrated to the United States. His father also owned a farm, which made the audience’s impression of Murphy become Much kinder.

“杨说你是一个歌手,能否描述一下,你在中华怎么样有名吗?”普拉达问道。

“Yang said you are a singer, can you describe how famous you are in China?” Prada asked.

墨菲沉吟一下,说道:“我是一个歌手,开过演唱会;我最好的唱片,也是去年我的丈夫给我制作的,至今卖出五千多万张,相当于两个多白金唱片;在中华的社交网站上,我有一千多万个粉丝。”

Murphy pondered for a moment and said, “I am a singer and have held concerts; my best record was also made by my husband last year, and has sold more than 50 million copies, which is equivalent to two Multi-platinum record; I have more than 10 million fans on Chinese social networking sites.”

墨菲很实诚,她都是实话实说,可是效果也很好!她展示出来的这些数据,即便摆在米国,也是相当可观的!

Murphy is honest, she tells the truth, and it works great! The data she showed, even in the United States, is quite impressive!

“五千多万张销量的唱片!”普拉达都震惊了,“我不知道这在中华是怎么样的水平,但在米国,它至少能排进前五十,而且那榜单是历史数据,你的唱片才发行了一年多,它有无限的潜力排到更前面。”

“More than 50 million albums sold!” Prada was shocked, “I don’t know what the level of this is in China, but in the United States, it can at least rank in the top 50, and that list is Historical data, your record has only been released for more than a year, and it has unlimited potential to be ranked higher.”

“唱片销量说明不了什么,墨菲的优秀在于她的歌声,她的嗓音有着很独特的魅力,无论是高音和低音都能轻松驾驭。”杨轶在一边解释道,“而且,我得说,墨菲是我音乐道路的引路人,以前我对音乐的爱好没有那么深,是因为她,我才爱上音乐,而且发现我在这上面也有一些小小的天赋。”

“The sales of records can’t explain much. Murphy’s excellence lies in her singing. Her voice has a very unique charm, and she can easily control both high and low.” Yang Yi explained on the side, “Also, I I have to say, Murphy is the guide of my musical path. I didn’t have such a deep love for music before. It was because of her that I fell in love with music, and I found that I also have some small talents in it.”

“真的吗?”普拉达惊讶地问道,“墨菲,杨说他因为你才当了一个歌手?”

“Really?” Prada asked in surprise, “Murphy, Yang said he became a singer because of you?”

“他有点谦虚,其实他有很高的天赋。”墨菲却认真地解释起来,“杨轶是一个很厉害的人,我这辈子都没见过有第二个人比他还厉害,他写了很多非常美妙的歌曲,我买了五千多万张唱片里的歌都是他帮我创作的,可以说如果没有他,我没办法有现在这样的成绩!”

“He’s a bit humble, but he’s actually very talented.” Murphy explained seriously, “Yang Yi is a very powerful person, and I have never seen anyone more powerful than him in my life. , he wrote a lot of wonderful songs, I bought more than 50 million records and the songs on the albums were all created by him. It can be said that without him, I would not be able to achieve the results I am now!”

“我有点被你们说的弄混了。”普拉达摊了摊手。

“I’m a little confused by what you’re saying.” Prada spread her hands.

杨轶和墨菲温情地对视,才笑着跟普拉达说道:“你可以想象,墨菲是一个隐藏在人潮中的钻石,我做到的事情,帮她脱颖而出,变得更加闪耀。但我说的也没错,我跟她学会的唱歌,你们刚才看到视频里我唱歌唱得好像还不错,但实际上,这些都是跟她学习后的成果,我的妻子唱得更好!”杨轶说道。

Yang Yi and Murphy looked at each other tenderly, then smiled and said to Prada: “As you can imagine, Murphy is a diamond hidden in the crowd. What I have done helps her stand out and become more shining. But what I said is also true, I learned to sing with her, you just saw in the video that I sing and sing well, but in fact, these are the results of learning from her, my wife sings even better Good!” Yang Yi said.

杨轶真的不是在吹捧墨菲,墨菲论唱功,确实是比杨轶要好,即便杨轶现在嗓音条件也很不错,但在唱功上,杨轶琢磨得少,没有墨菲投入和痴迷,自然被墨菲甩开了。

Yang Yi is really not touting Murphy. Murphy’s singing skills are indeed better than Yang Yi’s. Even though Yang Yi’s vocal condition is very good now, Yang Yi thinks less about singing skills, and does not have Murphy’s investment and obsession , was naturally thrown away by Murphy.

普拉达笑着看向了观众~IndoMTL.com~说道:“我觉得这个需要一首歌来证实一下,你们说是吧?”

Prada smiled and looked at the audience ~IndoMTL.com~ and said, “I think this needs a song to prove it, don’t you think?”

“Yes!”观众们很配合,都鼓起掌起哄着叫道。

“Yes!” The audience was very cooperative, clapping and coaxing.

杨轶他们表现得很淡定,因为为了这个节目,他和墨菲早就做好了准备,甚至还练习了好几首歌,虽然最后决定挑一首比较能体现墨菲实力、又有些颠覆观众们看法的歌——总唱情歌,这容易将自己的歌路给局限死!

Yang Yi and the others were very calm, because for this show, he and Murphy had already prepared for this show, and even practiced several songs, although they finally decided to pick a song that could reflect Murphy’s strength, but also had some Songs that subvert the audience’s opinion – always sing love songs, it’s easy to limit your song path to death!

“我听说你们这次还带来了一首新歌。”普拉达看了回来,微笑着说道,“看来,这一次不再是杨你来唱了,对吗?”

“I heard you guys brought a new song this time.” Prada looked back and said with a smile, “Looks like it’s not Yang you singing this time, right?”

“是的,新歌,虽然不是我唱歌,但我会帮忙伴奏。”杨轶将手掌轻轻地拍在自己身边的曦曦肩膀上,笑着说道,“普拉达女士,恐怕我得拜托你帮忙照顾一下我的女儿了。”

“Yes, the new song, although I don’t sing it, but I will help to accompany it.” Yang Yi patted the shoulder of Xixi next to him, and said with a smile, “Ms. Prada, I’m afraid I have to ask You helped take care of my daughter.”

普拉达笑了起来:“我很荣幸,也很愿意!”

Prada laughed: “I’m honored and willing!”

说实话,虽然曦曦有点爱说话,但要普拉达做个评价,这个脱口秀,她还是觉得跟曦曦的对话更有趣!

To be honest, although Xixi likes to talk a bit, she still thinks the conversation with Xixi is more interesting if she asks Prada to comment on this talk show!

       

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