House Dad’s Literary Life Chapter 716: The Magical Use of Robots (3/4)

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街舞很难吗?或许对身体不协调、缺乏节奏感的人来说,学起来比较困难!但杨轶不一样,他如果真的想学街舞,以他身体的协调性,应该也是信手拈来的事!

Is street dancing difficult? Perhaps it is more difficult to learn for people who are uncoordinated and lack a sense of rhythm! But Yang Yi is different. If he really wants to learn hip-hop, with his physical coordination, it should be easy for him!

但他之前因为对舞蹈没有很高的兴趣,所以确实没学过!但现在说要给曦曦和墨菲表演一段街舞,杨轶只能硬着头皮上!

But because he didn’t have a high interest in dance before, he really didn’t learn it! But now that he wants to perform a street dance for Xixi and Murphy, Yang Yi can only bite the bullet!

还好,他心里有数,临场跳别的不行,但机械舞或许可以啊!

Fortunately, he knows that he can’t do anything else on the spot, but the mechanical dance might be fine!

严谨的来说,还不能用机械舞这个大类别来表述杨轶要表演的舞蹈,机器人舞的这个说法更加准确!

Strictly speaking, the big category of mechanical dance cannot be used to describe the dance that Yang Yi wants to perform. Robot dance is more accurate!

太空舞倒是酷炫,可是那个需要很复杂的脚法,杨轶还没研究过。

Space dance is cool, but Yang Yi hasn’t studied the complicated footwork.

但只是装成机器人的机器人舞对杨轶这个能够完美控制身体每一块肌肉、每一处关节的高手而言,应该能比较好的驾驭!

But the robot dance that just pretends to be a robot should be able to control well for Yang Yi, a master who can perfectly control every muscle and every joint of the body!

只见杨轶闭上眼睛,深呼吸,衣服下面的肌肉在以不起眼的幅度颤抖着,他也扭了扭胳膊和腰肢,很快完成了热身。

I saw Yang Yi closed his eyes and took a deep breath. The muscles under his clothes were trembling in an inconspicuous way. He also twisted his arms and waist, and quickly completed his warm-up.

墨菲看着杨轶这些动作,心中也在暗暗猜测着杨轶要跳什么舞,好奇心越来越旺盛了!

Murphy watched Yang Yi’s actions, and was secretly guessing what dance Yang Yi was going to dance, and her curiosity became stronger and stronger!

“粑粑加油,粑粑加油!”捧场王曦曦再度登场,她兴奋地在爸爸身边跳着,蓬松的裙摆还随着她的跳跃轻轻地荡动。

“Come on, Baba, come on, Baba!” Supporter Wang Xixi appeared again. She jumped next to her father excitedly, and her fluffy skirt swayed gently with her jumping.

“准备好咯!曦曦,你可是要睁大眼睛,不要错过每一个细节哦!”杨轶故作夸张,逗着曦曦,笑道。

“Get ready! Xixi, keep your eyes open and don’t miss every detail!” Yang Yi pretended to be exaggerating, teasing Xixi and laughing.

他松松垮垮地站在曦曦的前面,没有一点要跳舞的姿势。

He stood loosely in front of Xixi, with no gesture to dance.

曦曦也还没提起注意,以为爸爸还在跟自己开玩笑说话呢!小姑娘嘻嘻地笑着,在爸爸身前,眨了眨大眼睛,很调皮。

Xixi hasn’t paid attention yet, thinking that her father is still joking with her! The little girl smiled and blinked her big eyes in front of her father, very naughty.

但毫无征兆的,杨轶脑袋忽然垂了下来,肩膀、腰胯,似乎也失去了脊椎的支撑一样,软塌塌地垂下来,好像随时要倒地一样。

But without warning, Yang Yi’s head suddenly dropped, and his shoulders, waist and crotch seemed to have lost the support of his spine, and slumped down softly, as if he was about to fall to the ground at any time.

曦曦还不知道发生了什么,惊奇地看着,倒是墨菲忍不住惊呼了一声,她被杨轶的状态给吓到了。

Xixi still didn’t know what happened, and looked at it in surprise, but Murphy couldn’t help but exclaimed, she was frightened by Yang Yi’s state.

随即,墨菲看到杨轶如同机器人重启一般,僵硬地扭起右手前半个胳膊,其他身体都保持不动的时候,她便明白杨轶在跳什么舞了!

Immediately, Murphy saw that Yang Yi was like a robot restarting, stiffly twisting the front half of her right arm, and when the rest of her body remained motionless, she knew what dance Yang Yi was doing!

机器人舞,在这个世界同样存在啊!

Robot dance also exists in this world!

如果这时候,有一点生锈的吱呀声伴奏就更好了。

It would be better if there was a little rusty squeak accompaniment at this time.

墨菲自己脑补了这些伴奏,她看到杨轶好像一块块骨骼被找到一样,僵硬地一前一后摆动着两个胳膊,然后侧过脸,诡异又邪魅地冲她和曦曦一笑。

Murphy made up these accompaniments in her own mind. She saw that Yang Yi seemed to be finding pieces of bones. She swayed her two arms rigidly one after the other, then turned her face to the side, and charged her and her with a strange and wicked charm. Xixi smiled.

“呢嚎,世界。”杨轶发出了电子音一般的话语。

“Howling, world.” Yang Yi said in an electronic voice.

曦曦看得有些发懵,直到爸爸这句话说出来后,她才忍不住扭头跑向妈妈,也没有说自己怕,只是小姑娘有些胆小地钻进妈妈的怀里,跟弟弟挤在一块。

Xixi looked a little dazed, until after her father said these words, she couldn’t help but turn her head and ran to her mother, and did not say that she was afraid, but the little girl timidly got into her mother’s arms and followed Brothers crowded together.

但她还是忍不住好奇,小脑袋扭过去,望着爸爸,咯咯地跟妈妈说道:“麻麻,粑粑说话好奇怪,跟路薇莎一样。”

But she couldn’t help but be curious. She turned her head over, looked at her father, and said to her mother, “Mama, Baba’s words are so strange, just like Lu Weisha.”

“你粑粑在跳机械舞呢!”墨菲笑着给女儿解释,“你看他像不像机器人?”

“Baba is doing a mechanical dance!” Murphy explained to her daughter with a smile, “Do you think he looks like a robot?”

曦曦清澈灵动的大眼睛眨了眨,她看到了爸爸如同机器人一样,转过身,步伐跟摆动的手一样僵硬、缓慢,一步、两步慢吞吞地走着,很有魔性!

Xixi blinked with her big, clear and lively eyes. She saw her father, like a robot, turned around. His steps were as stiff and slow as a waving hand. He walked slowly with one step and two steps, very magical. !

“像!”小姑娘这会儿不害怕了,还看得入迷。

“Like!” The little girl is no longer afraid, and is still fascinated.

最高/潮的一部分,还要属杨轶要重新进入休眠前,他脑袋耷拉下来,但两只胳膊却好像钉住了一样架着,以肘关节为支点,两个小臂就跟断掉一样,耷拉着随“风”摆动。

The part of the highest/tide is still before Yang Yi is about to go back to sleep. His head droops down, but his arms seem to be nailed to each other. With the elbow joint as the fulcrum, the two forearms are just like Like broken, drooping and swinging with the “wind”.

“哇!”墨菲忍不住赞叹,她觉得杨轶跳得真不错,虽然各个小节的衔接表现得很僵硬,动作组合也不是精心编排的,可是机器人舞的精髓却是完美地体现了出来!

“Wow!” Murphy couldn’t help admiring, she felt that Yang Yi danced really well, although the connection of each section was very rigid, and the movement combinations were not carefully choreographed, but the essence of robot dance was perfect manifested!

他此刻不是人,是真的机器人!而且还是老式、笨拙的机器人!

He’s not a human at the moment, he’s a real robot! And it’s an old-fashioned, clumsy robot!

“粑粑好厉害!”曦曦也跟着妈妈叫着,眼睛里仿佛绽放着小星星,痴迷地望着爸爸。

“Baba is amazing!” Xixi also called after her mother, her eyes seemed to bloom with little stars, and she looked at her father obsessively.

……

不过,可惜的是,杨轶虽然表演了机器人舞,但还是没能成为曦曦的舞蹈导师,他跳的机械舞不适合还在长身体阶段的曦曦学习。

However, it is a pity that although Yang Yi performed the robot dance, he still failed to become Xixi’s dance instructor. The mechanical dance he danced was not suitable for Xixi who was still growing up.

但在女儿面前显摆过了的杨轶也心满意足地退居二线,专心地给小曈曈当奶爸。当然,杨轶也暗暗琢磨,自己是不是也得把这个世界还没有出现过的太空舞琢磨出来?

But Yang Yi, who had shown herself in front of her daughter, also resigned herself to the second line with satisfaction, and concentrated on being a father to Xiao Jiao. Of course, Yang Yi also pondered secretly, does he have to figure out the space dance that has not yet appeared in this world?

MJ的太空舞,才是真正的酷炫啊!这个如果在女儿面前跳出来,恐怕还能再收割一茬女儿的崇拜吧?

MJ’s space dance is really cool! If this jumped out in front of my daughter, I am afraid that I can harvest another batch of daughter’s worship, right?

杨轶天马行空地想着,不过,他没想到的是,他今天的使命还没结束!

Yang Yi thought wildly, but what he didn’t expect was that his mission today is not over yet!

一会儿,路薇莎跟着她的妈妈来了,大卫据说因为公司的职务调动的事情忙碌着,今天没有能够过来。

After a while, Lu Weisha came with her mother. David is said to be busy with the company’s job transfer, so he couldn’t come today.

但没关系,路薇莎能过来陪曦曦玩才是关键!

But it doesn’t matter, it’s the key that Lu Weisha can come and play with Xixi!

两个小姑娘刚刚见面,便兴奋地挤在一块说话。

As soon as the two little girls met, they excitedly huddled together to talk.

一会儿,曦曦带着灿烂的笑容,拉着路薇莎的手,跑到爸爸身边:“粑粑!我跟路薇莎说,我粑粑可以跟机器人一样跳舞,然后,路薇莎说她也想看!粑粑,你可不可以再跳一次给她看呀?”

After a while, Xixi took Lu Weisha’s hand and ran to her father with a bright smile: “Baba! I told Lu Weisha that my baba can dance like a robot, and then Lu Weisha said She wants to see it too! Baba, can you show her the dance again?”

对于曦曦来说,今天最神奇的莫过于爸爸跳的舞了,她当然是迫不及待地要告诉自己的小伙伴。

To Xixi, the most amazing thing today is her dad’s dance. Of course, she can’t wait to tell her friends.

瞧着女儿那期盼的眼神,杨轶怎么舍得说出拒绝呢?

Looking at her daughter’s expectant eyes, how could Yang Yi be willing to say no?

……

在舞蹈室玩了一天,晚上回来,曦曦也是累了,小姑娘早早地睡了觉~IndoMTL.com~不过,小曈曈却是精神奕奕,不知道是不是今天在舞蹈室里听了很多让他兴奋的舞曲的原因。洗完澡后,小家伙就在床上,跟爸爸妈妈玩到了十点多,还是墨菲喂他喝完奶,小家伙才来了困意。

After playing in the dance studio for a day, when I came back in the evening, Xixi was also tired. The little girl went to bed early~IndoMTL.com~ However, Xiao Jiajia was in good spirits. I don’t know if she was in the dance studio today. The reason for listening to a lot of dance music that excites him. After taking a bath, the little guy was on the bed and played with his parents until after ten o’clock. It was Murphy who finished feeding him and the little guy became sleepy.

将终于睡着了的小曈曈抱回到婴儿床上,给他盖好被子,墨菲才脱下睡衣,只剩下三点式的淡粉色内衣,钻进了被窝,挤到正在看书的杨轶身边。

He carried Xiaojiao, who finally fell asleep, back to the crib and covered him with the quilt. Murphy took off his pajamas, leaving only his three-point light pink underwear. Beside Yang Yi.

杨轶刚刚把书放下,她便抱住了杨轶的粗壮的胳膊,还用手指轻轻地划着杨轶的掌心,声音柔柔地说道:“老公,今天跳舞,你累了吗?”

As soon as Yang Yi put down the book, she hugged Yang Yi’s sturdy arm, and gently stroked Yang Yi’s palm with her fingers, and said softly, “Husband, you are tired from dancing today. ?”

闻弦歌而知雅意,杨轶心里一荡,他将墨菲的柔荑包揽在自己的大手里,笑道:“怎么会累?我还担心你累了!”

Yang Yi’s heart skipped a beat when he heard Xiange’s song. He took Murphy’s soft catkin in his big hands and said with a smile, “Why are you tired? I’m still worried that you are tired!”

墨菲却没有接着杨轶的话,而是用额头轻轻地蹭着杨轶的脸颊:“今天跟你一起跳舞,我觉得好幸福,这种默契感,这辈子都不会忘记。”

Murphy didn’t follow Yang Yi’s words, but gently rubbed Yang Yi’s cheek with his forehead: “I feel so happy to dance with you today, and this kind of tacit understanding will never be forgotten in this life. “

“你喜欢我们跳的交谊舞?难道就不喜欢我跳的机械舞?”杨轶嘿嘿一笑。

“You like our ballroom dance? Don’t you like my mechanical dance?” Yang Yi smiled.

墨菲以为杨轶不解风情,嗔道:“你跳的机械舞也可以啦,只是你不觉得我们一起跳的时候,那个默契感很美好吗?”

Murphy thought that Yang Yi didn’t understand the style, and said angrily: “You can dance the mechanical dance, but don’t you think that when we dance together, the tacit understanding is very good?”

“那你今晚是喜欢默契温柔的绅士?还是强壮、有力的机器人?”杨轶在墨菲的耳边说着,呼出的热气顿时让墨菲晶莹的耳垂和白腻的脸颊染上了红晕。

“Then do you like a gentle gentleman tonight? Or a strong, powerful robot?” Yang Yi said in Murphy’s ear, and the heat he exhaled immediately stained Murphy’s crystal earlobes and greasy cheeks. Got a blush.

“那,那得看有多强壮……有多有力了……”墨菲的气息都紊乱了。

“Well, that depends on how strong… how powerful…” Murphy’s breath was chaotic.

“你试试!”

“Try it!”

杨轶猛地掀起被子,将墨菲抱起来,双手托着她的腿,抵在了墙上。

Yang Yi suddenly lifted the quilt, picked Murphy up, supported her legs with both hands, and pressed against the wall.

“啊!”房间里响起了一声声惊呼。

“Ah!” an exclamation sounded from the room.

       

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