House Dad’s Literary Life Chapter 707: Let Xixi keep her purest interest (2/4)

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下午,杨轶去幼儿园接曦曦,小姑娘见到爸爸进来,便喜滋滋地拉着爸爸,带他去教室的角落,指着放在一边的黑板跟爸爸说道:“粑粑,你拿这个回家。”

In the afternoon, Yang Yi went to the kindergarten to pick up Xixi. When the little girl saw her father come in, she happily pulled her father, took him to the corner of the classroom, pointed to the blackboard on the side and said to her father, “Baba, you take This goes home.”

当时杨轶有些懵圈,为啥要把人家老师的教具给搬走?

At that time, Yang Yi was a little confused. Why did he remove the teaching aids of other teachers?

穆老师倒是跟了过来,她跟杨轶解释了一下今天曦曦的请求,还笑着说道:“我还以为曦曦说的弟弟,是指亲戚家的孩子,但问了她,好像不是这么一回事。所以曦曦是要给才几个月的孩子上课?”

Mr. Mu came over. She explained Xixi’s request today to Yang Yi, and said with a smile, “I thought Xixi’s younger brother was referring to a relative’s child, but when I asked her, It doesn’t seem to be the case. So Xixi is going to teach a child who is only a few months old?”

曦曦在一边,听着穆老师说的话,她有些困惑地眨了眨眼睛说道:“弟弟是弟弟啊!”

Xixi was on the side, listening to Teacher Mu’s words, she blinked her eyes in confusion and said, “Brother is a younger brother!”

“原来是这样。”杨轶有些哭笑不得,他跟穆老师解释道,“前天她妈妈开玩笑说,让她好好学习,学会了可以教给弟弟。我们都没想到,她当真了。”

“It turns out to be like this.” Yang Yi couldn’t help laughing. He explained to Teacher Mu, “The day before yesterday, her mother joked that she should study hard and teach her younger brother. We didn’t expect that she would take it seriously.”

曦曦昨天没有提这个要求,是因为昨天穆老师没有给小朋友们上课,是申老师教小朋友们学说英语,以及蔡老师带着他们画画,所以曦曦忘了。

Xixi didn’t make this request yesterday, because Teacher Mu didn’t teach the children yesterday, Teacher Shen taught the children to speak English, and Teacher Cai took them to draw, so Xixi forgot.

小姑娘现在还没有觉得自己的想法有多可爱,而是喜滋滋地说道:“粑粑,我是姐姐老师。”

The little girl still doesn’t feel how cute her thoughts are, but said happily: “Baba, I’m my sister teacher.”

瞧这个漂亮乖巧的小姑娘高兴的样子,穆老师都舍不得揭穿。

Looking at the happy look of this beautiful and well-behaved little girl, Teacher Mu is reluctant to expose it.

“所以我答应借给她,不过明天曦曦你要还回来给老师哦!”穆老师笑眯眯地说道,“否则老师就没办法给你们上课了!”

“So I promised to lend it to her, but tomorrow, Xixi, you have to return it to the teacher!” Teacher Mu said with a smile, “otherwise, the teacher will not be able to teach you a lesson!”

小姑娘乖巧地在爸爸身边,点了点头。

The little girl nodded obediently beside her father.

“穆老师,你这个黑板我就不带回去了。”杨轶却开口这样说道,这让穆老师吃了一惊,曦曦也焦急地蹙起了她娟秀的小眉头。

“Mr. Mu, I won’t take your blackboard back.” Yang Yi said this, which surprised Teacher Mu, and Xixi frowned anxiously.

不过,杨轶不想拿幼儿园的黑板,并非是要打击曦曦的积极性。

However, Yang Yi didn’t want to take the kindergarten’s blackboard, not to discourage Xixi’s enthusiasm.

只见杨轶在女儿焦急地发出质疑之前,便拍了拍她的小脑袋,笑道:“曦曦,既然你想要一个黑板,爸爸带你去买一个更好玩的黑板,好不好?”

I saw Yang Yi patted her little head before her daughter anxiously questioned her and said with a smile, “Xixi, since you want a blackboard, Dad will take you to buy a more fun one, okay? Good?”

曦曦又惊又喜,她拉着爸爸的手,期盼地问道:“真的吗?粑粑,什么是更好玩的黑板呀?”

Xixi was surprised and happy. She took her father’s hand and asked expectantly, “Really? Baba, what is a more fun blackboard?”

“更好玩的黑板,是你可以拿在手里,然后用笔在上面随意涂写,然后下面一个东西,拉一下,可以消除掉上面的字迹,就好像变白了一样,你就可以重新写了,而且不会弄脏手。”杨轶冲穆老师感激地点了点头,然后拉着曦曦的小手,带她一边往外走,一边说道。

“A more fun blackboard is that you can hold it in your hand, then scribble on it with a pen, and then put something under it, pull it, you can erase the writing on it, as if it turned white, you can I wrote it again, and it won’t get my hands dirty.” Yang Yi nodded gratefully to Teacher Mu, then took Xixi’s little hand and led her out as he said.

他说的是磁性画板,作画的时候,是利用磁笔将细磁粉吸起来,而静电力的作用,会让细磁粉停留在画板后面的网格上,擦去的原理跟作画的原理一致。

He is talking about a magnetic drawing board. When painting, he uses a magnetic pen to attract the fine magnetic powder. The electrostatic force will make the fine magnetic powder stay on the grid behind the drawing board. The principle of erasing is the same as that of painting. The principle is the same.

“咯咯,好好玩啊!”小姑娘光听爸爸的描述,就觉得很感兴趣了,她在爸爸的身边背着小书包走着,说道,“那,那粑粑我们快去买吧!”

“Giggle, it’s fun!” The little girl felt very interested just listening to her father’s description. She walked with a small schoolbag by her father’s side and said, “Then, let’s go buy it. !”

“OK,我们买完,再回家!”杨轶笑道。父女俩的笑声,在楼道里轻轻地回荡着。

“OK, we’ll go home after we finish shopping!” Yang Yi laughed. The laughter of the father and daughter echoed softly in the corridor.

显然,杨轶没有打算纠正曦曦的错误判断,也不打算告诉曦曦:“小曈曈这么小,听不懂你给他讲的东西。”

Obviously, Yang Yi did not intend to correct Xixi’s misjudgment, nor did he intend to tell Xixi: “Xiaojiao is so young, I don’t understand what you told him.”

而且显然,曦曦把这个所谓的上课,也当成过家家来玩了,平时她跟兰馨玩过家家的时候,那些小玩偶不是也不会动弹和说话吗?

And obviously, Xixi took this so-called class as a play. When she played with Lan Xin, wouldn’t those little dolls not move and talk?

既然曦曦这么感兴趣,只要不是什么坏的事物,杨轶都愿意让她去尝试,让她去探索这个世界的美妙。

Since Xixi is so interested, as long as it’s not a bad thing, Yang Yi is willing to let her try and let her explore the beauty of this world.

……

金源,江城一个普通的企业职员,平时爱好就是看看电影、看看电视。他算得上是单洪奎的影迷,不过不是那种特别狂热的追星粉。

Jin Yuan, an ordinary corporate employee in Jiangcheng, his hobbies are watching movies and watching TV. He can be regarded as a fan of Shan Hongkui, but he is not that kind of fanatical star-chasing fan.

他喜欢单洪奎,一方面是因为单洪奎演的那些角色都很成功,让人印象深刻,而另一方面,也是因为单洪奎挑剧本不挑角色,即便他当配角演的电影,剧情也是相当出彩,至少都是精心构思的剧本,不是那些烂俗的商业大片。

He likes Shan Hongkui, on the one hand because the roles played by Shan Hongkui are very successful and impressive, and on the other hand, it is also because Shan Hongkui chooses scripts instead of roles, even if he plays a supporting role The plot of the movie is also quite brilliant, at least they are carefully conceived scripts, not those vulgar commercial blockbusters.

不过,今天晚上他打开电视,是为了看单洪奎接拍的综艺节目《极限挑战》。

However, he turned on the TV tonight to watch the variety show “Extreme Challenge” that Shan Hongkui took over.

这样一个专注于电影行业的男人,怎么会参加了一个综艺节目?

How could such a man dedicated to the film industry participate in a variety show?

金源觉得很好奇,他没有关注之前传得沸沸扬扬的《极限挑战》抄袭《高能挑战》的谣言,只是单纯地想知道,这个节目究竟有怎么样的魅力,能够邀请得到单洪奎、解雨臣、袁岩这样的大腕。

Jin Yuan felt very curious. He didn’t pay attention to the rumors that “Extreme Challenge” copied “High Energy Challenge”. He just wanted to know what kind of charm this show has to invite Shan Hongkui. , Xie Yuchen, Yuan Yan and other big names.

虽然金源也看过一个报道,说中星制作请这几个主持人就花了超过五千万,单洪奎身价最高,毕竟是超级影帝,据说他一个人的片酬就高达两千万,而单洪奎视帝,也有一千八百万左右的片酬,袁岩稍少,一千五百万……

Although Jin Yuan has also seen a report saying that Zhongxing spent more than 50 million to hire these hosts, Shan Hongkui is the most valuable, after all, he is a super actor. It is said that his salary alone is as high as two Ten million, and Shan Hongkui as the emperor also has a salary of about 18 million, Yuan Yan is slightly less, 15 million…

这里不得不提的是,这个爆料虽然不完整,但也已经很接近真实数据!(第一季如此,第二季会水涨船高)

What I have to mention here is that although this revelation is incomplete, it is very close to the real data! (This is the case in the first season, and the second season will go up)

但在金源看来,钱固然不可缺少,可是光给钱,可请不动这三个爱惜羽毛的大腕,《极限挑战》一定有什么特别的地方,这是金源今天打开电视,兴致勃勃地想要发掘的答案!

But in Jin Yuan’s view, money is indispensable, but if you just give it money, you can’t please these three big names who cherish feathers. There must be something special about “Extreme Challenge”. This is Jin Yuan turning on the TV today. , eager to discover the answers!

“我想要怒放的生命,就像飞翔在辽阔天空,就像穿行在无边的旷野……”还没到十点,电视节目的广告间隙,有穿插着节目预告,而金源每次单洪奎他们几个唱这首歌,都觉得热血沸腾,心中的好奇也就又上涨了一分。

“I want a life in full bloom, like flying in the vast sky, like walking through the boundless wilderness…” Before ten o’clock, the TV program advertisements were interspersed with program previews, and Jin Yuan every time When Dan Hongkui and the others sang this song, they all felt their blood boiled, and the curiosity in their hearts rose again.

终于,节目播出了!

Finally, the show airs!

开始时候,导演带着摄影师,钻进了一个女生住的酒店房间,还拍着对方的睡姿,这让金源看得目瞪口呆。

At the beginning, the director took the cameraman and got into a hotel room where a girl lived, and took pictures of the other party’s sleeping position, which made Jin Yuan stunned.

不过,很快,杨欢一枕头砸到摄影师,这彪悍的反应和利索的身手,给人留下了深刻的印象。

However, soon, Yang Huan hit the photographer with a pillow. This sturdy reaction and agile skills left a deep impression on people.

现在不是没有人认识杨欢,早就有八卦媒体爆料出杨欢是杨轶的亲妹妹的消息,只是今天这期节目,注定要让人记住这个不但不娇气、还有些“野蛮”的姑娘。

It’s not that no one knows Yang Huan now, the gossip media has long revealed that Yang Huan is Yang Yi’s sister, but today’s program is destined to make people remember that this is not only not squeamish, but also somewhat “savage” “Girl.

当然,一开始金源和其他观众一样,都弄不明白这个节目在搞什么,干嘛拍成员们一个接着一个叫醒别人的镜头。

Of course, at first, Jin Yuan, like other viewers, couldn’t figure out what the show was doing, why did they film the members waking up one after another.

但很快,节奏特别紧凑的《极限挑战》进入了时间追击战,金源终于见识到了真正的真人秀节目!

But soon, the extremely fast-paced “Extreme Challenge” entered the time chase, and Jin Yuan finally saw the real reality show!

只有游戏规则,没有剧本,就好想玩游戏一样,全靠成员们自己去拼搏,谁输谁赢,不到最后一刻,谁也不知道!

There are only rules of the game, no script, just like playing the game, it is all up to the members to fight hard, who wins and who loses, no one knows until the last moment!

金源渐渐地看得入迷了,他甚至都忘记了自己最初只是奔着单洪奎来的。

Jin Yuan gradually became so fascinated that he even forgot that he only came to Shan Hongkui in the first place.

说话风趣、和别人通话、交流时候套路多多的单洪奎固然有趣,但其他每个成员都有自己独特的魅力!

Shan Hongkui, who speaks witty, communicates with others, and has a lot of routines is interesting, but each of the other members has their own unique charm!

老谋深算的神算子袁岩,他的推算能力令人叹为观止!

Yuan Yan, a wily man, has an amazing ability to calculate!

解雨臣爱秀,成熟的外表下面隐藏着一个逗比的心,得意忘形的同时总会出现这样那样的闹剧。

Xie Yuchen loves show, there is a funny heart hidden under his mature appearance, and there will always be such or such farces when he is complacent.

鞠杰傻乎乎的,但深谙综艺诀窍,说话有趣极了,心态不是一般的好,即便被解雨臣当成小猪养,后来还乐呵呵地跟解雨臣一起逗比,两个人好像足球解说一样解说袁岩和杨欢大战的一幕,让金源和许多观众笑翻了。

Ju Jie is stupid, but he knows the tricks of variety shows, his speech is very interesting, and his mentality is not generally good. Even if he was raised as a pig by Xie Yuchen, he would happily play with Xie Yuchen later. The two are like football commentators. Explaining the battle between Yuan Yan and Yang Huan made Jin Yuan and many audiences laugh.

杨欢不说了,她颠覆了金源对女人的认知,厉害的身手,比男成员还要拼的态度,有了她,电视屏幕里就好像多了一道独特又美丽的风景一样。

Let’s not talk about Yang Huan, she has subverted Jin Yuan’s perception of women. She has a powerful skill and an attitude that is even harder than the male members. With her, there seems to be a unique and beautiful scenery on the TV screen. Same.

这样的女生,不见得是最好的女朋友、媳妇人选,英姿飒爽的,身材又好,很讨男人喜欢啊!

Such girls are not necessarily the best candidates for girlfriends and daughters-in-law. They are valiant and handsome, and they are very attractive to men!

郭子意是最出乎金源意料的一个成员,他一开始怎么也不看好郭子意,觉得他胖乎乎的身材,在极限挑战这六个人中间是一个累赘!

Guo Ziyi is the most unexpected member of Jin Yuan. He didn’t like Guo Ziyi at first. He felt that his chubby figure was a burden among the six people who challenged him to the limit!

但渐渐的,金源被郭子意恐怖的智商给折服了,他发现,原来这个小胖子,才是除了单洪奎以外,唯一能抗衡神算子的男人!

But gradually, Jin Yuan was overwhelmed by Guo Ziyi’s terrifying IQ. He found out that this little fat man was the only man besides Shan Hongkui who could compete with the **** operator!

甚至,单洪奎只是狡猾,他的推算能力远远不及神算子,小胖子却可以……

Even, Shan Hongkui is just cunning, his calculation ability is far less than that of the **** operator, but the little fat man can…

尤其是在第二阶段开始之后,杨欢这一队细化分工,由杨欢和单洪奎作为主力,出击去找任务目标,而郭子意也找,但更多是做一个后援的角色。

Especially after the start of the second stage, Yang Huan’s team refined the division of labor, with Yang Huan and Shan Hongkui as the main force, attacking to find the task target, and Guo Ziyi also looking for it, but more as a backup Role.

在后期的帮助下,郭子意细数杨欢、单洪奎断断续续传来的信息,如同一幅地图已经在他脑海里浮现出来一样,他轻松地不用任何笔记,便用嘴巴描绘出每一个点的分布情况,帮杨欢和单洪奎整理清楚出击的顺序。

With the help of the later period, Guo Ziyi counted the information from Yang Huan and Shan Hongkui on and off, as if a map had already emerged in his mind, he easily drew every word with his mouth without taking any notes. The distribution of a point helps Yang Huan and Shan Hongkui to sort out the order of their attacks.

这神迹一般的表现,彻底让金源看傻了!

This miraculous performance completely made Jin Yuan look stupid!

这家伙究竟是何方神圣?

What the **** is this guy?

这智商,不会是演的吧?

This IQ is not acting, is it?

金源姑且认为郭子意不是演的~IndoMTL.com~他接着看下去。已经沉迷在这个综艺节目里的金源忽然觉得,杨欢这一队无敌了!

Jin Yuan thought that Guo Ziyi was not acting~IndoMTL.com~ He continued to watch. Jin Yuan, who was already addicted to this variety show, suddenly felt that Yang Huan’s team was invincible!

为什么这么说?

Why do you say that?

郭子意和袁岩相比,只差了丰富的人生经验,而单洪奎跟袁岩相比,也差了点推算能力。郭子意和单洪奎两人凑在一块,就是加强版的袁岩!

Compared with Yuan Yan, Guo Ziyi only lacks a wealth of life experience, and Shan Hongkui also lacks in calculation ability compared with Yuan Yan. Guo Ziyi and Shan Hongkui together are the enhanced version of Yuan Yan!

他们还有一个身手是六人中最好的杨欢,而袁岩那边还得带着两个虽然很热情参加比赛,可是经常出洋相的逗比……

They also have Yang Huan who is the best among the six, and Yuan Yan has to bring two of them to the competition, although they are very enthusiastic, but they often make a fool of themselves…

从纸面实力上来看,杨欢这一队应该能获得最后的胜利!

From the perspective of paper strength, Yang Huan’s team should be able to win the final victory!

节目进入了广告时间,金源却已经有些迫不及待地想要广告早点结束,他觉得这个节目不比那些烧脑的高智商犯罪电影差,精彩极了!

The show has entered the commercial time, but Jin Yuan can’t wait for the commercial to end as soon as possible. He thinks this show is no worse than those brain-burning high-IQ crime movies, which is wonderful!

与金源有着同样想法的观众不在少数!

There are many viewers who have the same idea as Jin Yuan!

不过,有个人却不这么觉得,他看得快要吐血了!

However, there is one person who doesn’t think so. He is about to vomit blood!

       

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