House Dad’s Literary Life Chapter 690: Chat at the car wash (1/4)

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今天一早,杨轶将曦曦送到幼儿园之后,回来便是打开车库,将停靠在最里面、买回来还没用过的大房车开了出来,停在院子里,做起了清洁工作。

This morning, after sending Xixi to the kindergarten, Yang Yi opened the garage when he came back, and drove out the big RV parked in the innermost, bought and unused, parked in the yard, and started cleaning Work.

“我们要开这车去姑苏吗?”墨菲在一边问道。春天上午的阳光很温和,她也是抱着小曈曈坐在院子大大的摇椅里面晒晒太阳。

“Are we going to drive this car to Suzhou?” Murphy asked aside. The sunshine in the spring morning is very mild, and she is also sitting in the big rocking chair in the yard with Xiaojiao basking in the sun.

小家伙现在不用呆在襁褓里,他可以穿着足够保暖的衣服、小鞋子,坐在妈妈的怀里。或者,墨菲也会尝试着将他抱起来,让他双脚着地,虽然这双小脚还软塌塌的,支撑不起身体,可是在大人的搀扶和牵引下,他也会不由自主地坐着走路的动作,一步、两步,摇摇晃晃的,还有那么一点意思!

The little guy doesn’t have to stay in the swaddling now, he can wear warm enough clothes, small shoes, and sit in his mother’s arms. Or, Murphy will also try to pick him up and let his feet touch the ground. Although these small feet are still soft and can’t support his body, he will sit involuntarily under the support and traction of adults. The movement of walking, one step, two steps, wobbly, there is still a little meaning!

杨轶不怕冷,他穿着背心、中裤,露着长长的毛腿,撇着人字拖,拿着水管和毛刷正在专心致志地洗车,听到墨菲的话,他笑道:“这车好啊!到时候,你们开车跟着导演组的车,没人会认得出来,说不定还觉得是道具车!”

Yang Yi is not afraid of the cold. He was wearing a vest and shorts, showing his long hairy legs, flip-flops, and was washing the car with a water hose and a brush. Hearing Murphy’s words, he smiled and said: “This car is so good! When the time comes, no one will recognize the car that you are driving with the director’s team, and maybe you will think it’s a prop car!”

当然,认出来也没关系,杨轶跟墨菲的关系不需要遮遮掩掩。

Of course, it doesn’t matter if you recognize it. The relationship between Yang Yi and Murphy doesn’t need to be secretive.

“最主要的原因是这车舒服,车里还有一个小厨房,你要是想煮水给曦曦冲牛奶喝,或者在车上放一些冰镇的饮料,都不用担心没有办法!或者你觉得无聊了,还可以在车上看电视,上面还有床可以给你们休息。”杨轶笑道。

“The main reason is that this car is comfortable, and there is a small kitchen in the car. If you want to boil water to make milk for Xixi, or put some iced drinks in the car, you don’t have to worry about it! Or If you feel bored, you can still watch TV in the car, and there is a bed on it for you to rest.” Yang Yi smiled.

杨轶他要带着一家子去姑苏,当然不是单纯地想去旅行。是因为极限挑战的第三期就要在姑苏录制,而这一期,杨轶需要作为嘉宾参与在其中。

Yang Yi wants to take his family to Suzhou. Of course, he doesn’t simply want to travel. It’s because the third episode of Extreme Challenge will be recorded in Suzhou, and this episode, Yang Yi needs to participate as a guest.

原本,按照计划极限挑战的第二期就安排了杨轶,不过严涛和任悯他们经过讨论,觉得这个节目需要两期来沉淀一下,让观众对六个成员的特点都有更深的印象,再引入嘉宾比较合适。

Originally, according to the plan, Yang Yi was arranged for the second phase of the extreme challenge, but after discussion with Yan Tao and Ren Min, they felt that the show needed two episodes to settle down, so that the audience could have a deeper understanding of the characteristics of the six members. It is more appropriate to introduce guests again.

杨轶并非是一个听不进建议的暴君,在听了他们的汇报之后,仔细思考,也觉得是这么一回事,便同意了他们的安排,所以第二期在魔都的录制,杨轶和耿厦都没有出镜。

Yang Yi is not a tyrant who doesn’t listen to their suggestions. After listening to their report, he thought carefully and felt that this was the case, so he agreed to their arrangement, so the second phase was recorded in the magic capital. , Yang Yi and Geng Sha did not appear.

当然,墨菲不是想和杨轶讨论这个问题。她一边抱着小曈曈,一边轻轻地哼着歌,看杨轶在阳光下洗车的样子。

Of course, Murphy didn’t want to discuss this with Yang Yi. While hugging Xiaojiao, she hummed a song softly, watching Yang Yi wash the car in the sun.

男人专注做一件事情的时候,都有一股独特的魅力!

When men focus on one thing, they have a unique charm!

更何况是一个很帅、很阳刚的男人!(至少在墨菲看来是很帅的。)

Not to mention a handsome, masculine man! (At least in Murphy’s eyes, it’s handsome.)

更何况是在洗车……

Not to mention the car wash…

虽然杨轶没有脱掉背心,露出他曲线分明的腹肌,但这个背心也遮盖不住杨轶身材的高大、结实,横阔、健硕的胸肌将背心撑起,背心之外,浑圆、有力的臂膀和匀称、硬实的肌肉完全暴露在空气中,不算黑、有点小麦色的皮肤在洒了一点水之后,仿佛镀上一层橄榄油一般,在阳光下折射着令人有些窒息的光泽。

Although Yang Yi did not take off the vest to reveal his well-defined abdominal muscles, this vest could not cover Yang Yi’s tall and strong figure. The wide and strong chest muscles supported the vest. The round, powerful arms and well-proportioned, firm muscles are completely exposed to the air. After being sprinkled with a little water, the slightly wheat-colored skin seems to be coated with a layer of olive oil, which is refracted in the sunlight. Suffocating sheen.

“现在都是工作日,隔壁的那些邻居,应该都不在家吧?”墨菲忽然问道。

“It’s a working day now, the neighbors next door shouldn’t be at home, right?” Murphy asked suddenly.

“别说工作日,就算周末他们都不见得会在家,都是大忙人。为了赚钱,把自己搞得这么累。”杨轶啧啧地摇头感慨,才转过头来看墨菲,“怎么忽然问这个?”

“Don’t talk about weekdays, even on weekends, they are not necessarily at home, they are all busy people. To make money, they make themselves so tired.” Yang Yi shook his head with emotion, then turned to look at Murphy, ” Why are you asking this all of a sudden?”

墨菲觉得儿子反正也听不懂,便嘻嘻地笑道:“因为忽然发现你穿成这样洗车很性/感啊!不想让别人也瞧见了!”

Murphy felt that his son couldn’t understand anyway, so he giggled: “Because I suddenly found out that you are wearing such a **** car wash! I don’t want others to see it!”

性/感这词,用在男人身上其实也没有什么违和感。

The word sex/sense is actually not inconsistent when used in men.

要不是现在在外头,阳光明媚、四周敞亮,而且还有一个小电灯泡在中间,墨菲这话说得都有点撩人了!

If it weren’t for the outside now, the sun is shining brightly, and there’s a small light bulb in the middle, Murphy’s words would be a little tantalizing!

杨轶低头看了一眼自己身上,哑然失笑地摇了摇头。

Yang Yi glanced down at himself and shook his head with a laugh.

“我都还没湿身,你都觉得性/感?”杨轶看周围没别人,便跟墨菲说起了骚话,**她,“要是水往身上一淋,那岂不是帅得你要晕过去了?”

“I’m not even wet yet, do you think it’s sexy?” Yang Yi started talking to Murphy when he saw that there was no one around, and slapped her, “If you drenched her with water, how could it be? Isn’t it so handsome that you’re going to faint?”

杨轶说着,还拿着正在吱吱喷水的水管比划着,似乎真的要往自己身上淋去。

As Yang Yi said, he gestured with the squeaky water pipe, as if he was really going to shower himself.

“哎,你疯了!”墨菲又好笑又焦急地嗔道,“这天气,你还淋水,要感冒啊?”

“Hey, you’re crazy!” Murphy said in a funny and anxious manner, “You’re still soaking in water in this weather, are you going to catch a cold?”

杨轶嘿嘿一笑,收回了手,继续一边洗车一边跟墨菲聊着:“开玩笑的,不过跟你这么说,我忽然想起了一首歌。”

Yang Yi smiled, took back his hand, and continued to chat with Murphy while washing the car: “Just kidding, but telling you this, I suddenly remembered a song.”

“嘻唰唰?”墨菲问道。

“Huh?” Murphy asked.

这是杨轶以前给小曈曈洗澡的时候唱的。

This was sung by Yang Yi when he was bathing Xiao Jiao before.

当然,杨轶想的不是这首,而是MV剧情跟杨轶和墨菲刚才的骚聊有些相似的英文歌曲《Call_me_maybe》,这首歌杨轶前世一经推出,就火得一发不可收拾,不仅蝉联了公告牌九周冠军,而且销量也是当年的最佳!

Of course, Yang Yi wasn’t thinking about this song, but the English song “Call_me_maybe”, whose MV plot is somewhat similar to Yang Yi and Murphy’s chat just now. Once this song was released in Yang Yi’s previous life, it became a hit. Out of control, not only won the Billboard nine-week championship, but also the best sales of the year!

洗脑程度不下于鸟叔的江南style!

The level of brainwashing is no less than that of Uncle Bird’s Gangnam style!

当然,这首歌MV的剧情也很奇葩,最后的逆转堪称经典……

Of course, the plot of the MV of this song is also very strange, and the final reversal is a classic…

不过,没有这个MV搭配,这首歌在这个时候唱出来不太合适……而且这首歌是女生唱的,杨轶来演唱有点骚得他自己都接受不了。

However, without this MV matching, this song is not suitable to sing at this time… And this song is sung by a girl, Yang Yilai’s singing is a bit irritating that he himself can’t accept it.

所以,只见杨轶犹豫了一下,笑着跟墨菲说道:“对啊!”

So, Yang Yi hesitated for a while, then smiled and said to Murphy: “Yes!”

“嘻唰唰、嘻唰唰、嘻唰唰……”只见杨轶一边唱着,一边拿着刷子在车前扭了起来。

“Hee, hee, hee…” I saw Yang Yi twisting in front of the car while holding a brush while singing.

“哈哈,哎,我就知道你会这样。”墨菲被杨轶逗得笑得前俯后仰。

“Haha, hey, I knew you would do this.” Murphy was so amused by Yang Yi that she leaned back and forth with laughter.

这开心的笑颜,在这融融的春光中,仿佛是一朵朵花儿在绽放,微红的脸颊,端的是春意盎然!

This happy smile, in this mellow spring light, seems to be a flower blooming, and the reddish cheeks are full of spring!

墨菲怀里的小曈曈,此刻好像也深谙此时的风情,或者受到爸爸、妈妈的快乐感染,他也咧着嘴笑着,看着扭动着舞姿的爸爸,小手一挥一挥,好像也要嘻唰唰一样!

Murphy’s Xiaojiao seems to be well versed in the style at this moment, or infected by the happiness of his father and mother. He also grinned and looked at his father who was writhing and dancing. With a wave, it seems to be squeaking!

……

不过,都是母亲,于颖并没有墨菲这么轻松、快乐,她今天还挨了老板一通训斥。

However, both mothers, Yu Ying is not as relaxed and happy as Murphy, and she was reprimanded by her boss today.

不能说训斥,只能说是恨铁不成钢的一顿责怪。

It can’t be said to be reprimanded, it can only be said to be a meal of reproach.

于颖不知道是昨天没睡好,还是什么原因,精神有些不集中,还不小心和店里一个服务员撞到一块,还好没有大碍,只是摔坏了几个茶杯!

Yu Ying didn’t know if it was because she didn’t sleep well yesterday, or what was the reason. She was a little distracted and accidentally bumped into a waiter in the store. Fortunately, she was fine, but she broke a few teacups!

“这个损失我来赔,主要是我的错!”于颖主动地承担责任,让吓得花颜失色的服务员小姑娘安下心来。

“I’ll pay for this loss, it’s mainly my fault!” Yu Ying took the initiative to take responsibility, so that the frightened waitress girl calmed down.

从老板办公室出来,于颖打起精神继续工作,到了下午没客人的时候,才可以歇息一会儿。一般这个时候,于颖都喜欢到后厨去,跟自己的闺蜜,做厨师的范大姐聊天。

After coming out of the boss’s office, Yu Ying cheered up and continued to work. When there were no guests in the afternoon, she could rest for a while. Usually at this time, Yu Ying likes to go to the back kitchen to chat with her best friend, Sister Fan, who is a chef.

“范姐,你看过《曦曦的睡前故事》这本书吗?”忽然,于颖话题一拐,问道,“就是我昨天去买的那本。”

“Sister Fan, have you read the book “Xixi’s Bedtime Story”?” Suddenly, Yu Ying turned off the topic and asked, “It’s the one I bought yesterday.”

“没看过~IndoMTL.com~范大姐摇了摇头。

“I haven’t seen it~IndoMTL.com~ Sister Fan shook her head.

“是不是杨轶写的?”这时候,一个范伟模样、范伟身材的厨师乔世凑了过来。

“Is it written by Yang Yi?” At this time, Qiao Shi, a chef with the appearance of Fan Wei and the figure of Fan Wei, came over.

乔世比于颖还要小几岁,以前他刚来的时候,还有些迷恋于颖的漂亮,想追她,只是后来知道于颖有孩子了,便打消了这个念头。当然,就算他继续追于颖,于颖也不会喜欢他,这人有点世故……而且长得还标准的伙夫样,脑袋大脖子粗。

Qiao Shi is a few years younger than Yu Ying. When he first came, he was a little obsessed with Yu Ying’s beauty and wanted to chase after her, but later he knew that Yu Ying had a child, so he gave up the idea. Of course, even if he continued chasing Yu Ying, Yu Ying wouldn’t like him, this person is a bit sophisticated… and he still looks like a standard cook, with a big head and a thick neck.

但都是同事,于颖不会不理睬乔世,而且这事她也想跟别人打听打听:“乔世,你看过这书?”

But they are colleagues, Yu Ying will not ignore Qiao Shi, and she also wants to inquire about this matter: “Qiao Shi, have you read this book?”

“我没看过这书,这小孩子看的书,我能看吗?”乔世笑嘻嘻地说道,“我是看他的电视剧《士兵突击》,我听别人说的,这人是大明星,又会写书,又会写歌!”

“I haven’t read this book. Can I read this kid’s book?” Qiao Shi said with a smile, “I watched his TV series Soldier Assault. I heard others say that this man He is a big star, and he can write books and songs!”

“这么厉害?”于颖有些惊讶地问道。

“So powerful?” Yu Ying asked in surprise.

“当然,你不信可以去问你下面那些小女生,追星的估计也有人喜欢杨轶。”乔世说道,“或者你上网搜索一下杨轶这个名字,大把的信息!”

“Of course, if you don’t believe me, you can ask the little girls below you. It is estimated that some people who are chasing stars like Yang Yi.” Qiao Shi said, “Or you can search for the name Yang Yi on the Internet, there is a lot of information!”

       

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