House Dad’s Literary Life Chapter 675: The ignorant Ju Jie and the terrifying Xiao Guo (2/4)

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杨轶当然没有去那么早看他们相互喷水、亲吻,他在家里给墨菲和曦曦准备好早餐,放在锅里热着,最后在卧室门口留下纸条,亲了亲还在睡梦中的曦曦,才优哉游哉地前往滨海区。

Of course, Yang Yi didn’t go to see them squirting water and kissing each other so early. He prepared breakfast for Murphy and Xixi at home, put it in a hot pot, and finally left a note at the door of the bedroom, kissing Xixi, who was still in her sleep, went to the Binhai area leisurely.

今天《极限挑战》重要的时间追击战环节,就是在滨海区的海虹广场以及附近一大圈地方内进行拍摄,杨轶差不多7点的时候赶到,这一个环节已经开拍了,他联系上任悯,终于找到了大部队在的位置。

The important time-chasing part of “Extreme Challenge” today was filming in Haihong Square in Binhai District and a large circle nearby. Yang Yi arrived at about 7 o’clock, and this part has already started shooting. He contacted Mr. Min and finally found the location of the large army.

“现在进行到哪了?”杨轶好奇地问道。

“Where is it now?” Yang Yi asked curiously.

“还没有成员进行接触。”任悯和几个负责联系的工作人员呆在横跨海虹广场的人行天桥上,居高临下,也是能望得更远,她递给杨轶一个望眼镜,指了指公园方向,告诉杨轶杨欢的位置。

“No member has contacted yet.” Ren Min and several staff responsible for contact stayed on the pedestrian bridge across Haihong Square. They were condescending and could see farther. She handed Yang Yi a pair of glasses. , pointed to the direction of the park, and told Yang Yi Yang Huan’s location.

杨轶拿起望眼镜,没一会儿便找到杨欢,太远了看不清表情,不过,看她带着几个工作人员在向路人询问路径的时候,杨轶也放下心来。

Yang Yi picked up the glasses and found Yang Huan after a while. It was too far to see her expression. However, when she and a few staff members asked passersby for the route, Yang Yi was relieved.

“有没有人是傻乎乎地没打开箱子的?”杨轶笑着问道。

“Is there anyone who foolishly didn’t open the box?” Yang Yi asked with a smile.

前世孙和王两个居然拎着箱子大半天不知道任务究竟是啥,那个笨拙劲儿,让人绝倒。

The former grandson and Wang actually carried the box for most of the day without knowing what the mission was. The clumsiness was unbelievable.

“基本上都打开了,只有鞠杰没有打开自己的箱子……但我觉得,他有可能是故意的。”任悯犹豫了一下,跟杨轶说道。

“It’s basically all opened, except Ju Jie who didn’t open his box…but I think he may have done it on purpose.” Ren Min hesitated and said to Yang Yi.

……

鞠杰确实是故意的,在车上,让人用手铐铨着一个手提箱,而且下车的时候还得拎着,鞠杰不傻,哪能不知道这个手提箱有玄虚?

Ju Jie did it on purpose. In the car, someone handcuffed a suitcase, and he had to carry it when he got out of the car. Ju Jie is not stupid, how could he not know that this suitcase is mysterious?

但鞠杰毕竟综艺节目玩多了,知道怎么样做最有节目效果。在面具人离开后,他就真的老老实实地倒数完100个数!

But Ju Jie has played a lot of variety shows after all, so he knows how to do the most effective show. After the masked man left, he honestly counted down to 100!

当然,郭子意也跟他一样听话,只有闷坏了的杨欢,还有三个老油条才没有守规矩,直接揭下了头套。

Of course, Guo Ziyi was just as obedient as him, only the sullen Yang Huan and the three old fritters didn’t follow the rules and took off his hood.

“他们是不是忘记告诉我,我该干啥了?”鞠杰拎着手提箱,看着自己身边的垃圾堆——他被扔到了一个小区门口,哭笑不得地说道。

“Did they forget to tell me, what should I do?” Ju Jie, carrying the suitcase, looked at the garbage pile beside him – he was thrown at the gate of a community, and he said dumbfoundedly.

这家伙还真的决定装傻,不打开这个手提箱。

This guy really decided to play dumb and not open this suitcase.

“我觉得我应该尽早地找到一个我们的成员,游戏规则应该是,我们各自都掌握一定的信息,但只有拼凑起来,才能组成完整的线索!”鞠杰对着摄影师的镜头嘀咕道,“不过问题是,我的兄弟们在哪里呢?”

“I think I should find one of our members as soon as possible. The rules of the game should be that we each have certain information, but only when we piece it together can we form a complete clue!” Ju Jie muttered to the photographer’s camera. “But the question is, where are my brothers?”

不能坐以待毙,鞠杰到了小区外面,走在大马路上询问路人。

Unable to sit still, Ju Jie went outside the community and asked passersby on the road.

这哪里能行?还好,过了一会儿,解雨臣打来了电话来问他的位置,位于手提箱里的手机响动,才让鞠杰打开了这个该死的箱子。

Where does this work? Fortunately, after a while, Xie Yuchen called to ask his location. The phone in the suitcase rang, and Ju Jie opened the damned box.

“哎,我说为啥一大早让我们拎着一个箱子!真是的,大老远把我们绑到这里来,简单的一句话都不愿意说。”鞠杰打开箱子,还激动地叨唠道,“还是解雨臣大哥好啊!还知道关心我!虽然早上他还拔我头发,但那都是导演心太黑,我不怪雨臣哥!”

“Hey, why did I ask us to carry a box early in the morning! Really, we have been tied here all the way, and I don’t want to say a simple word.” Ju Jie opened the box, still excited He said, “It’s better Brother Xie Yuchen! He still cares about me! Although he pulled my hair out in the morning, it was because the director’s heart was too dark. I don’t blame Brother Yuchen!”

这家伙在碎碎念中,确认了任务内容和自己追击对象是杨欢。

In the broken thoughts, this guy confirmed the content of the mission and that the target he was chasing was Yang Huan.

“什么?我要打败,而且抢夺时间的对象是杨欢?”鞠杰目瞪口呆地看着这个任务卡,旋即苦笑着说道,“大哥,这是一道送命题啊!让我去打败杨欢,抢她的时间……”

“What? I want to defeat, and the one who grabs time is Yang Huan?” Ju Jie stared at the quest card in a stunned manner, and immediately said with a wry smile, “Brother, this is a sending proposition! Let me defeat Yang. Huan, grab her time…”

一会儿,鞠杰开始离开小区,前往海虹广场,他一边走着,一边跟摄影师小哥嘀咕:“其实我最不愿意面对的人就是杨欢,其他三位哥哥还好,他们虽然比较威严,但实力应该不强,打不过我们年轻人的!但杨欢不同,别看她是个女生,但身手很恐怖,我见过,她能力劈华山,掌控雷电……”

After a while, Ju Jie started to leave the community and headed to Haihong Square. As he walked, he muttered to the photographer’s brother: “Actually, the person I don’t want to face is Yang Huan. The other three brothers are fine. Although they are more dignified, their strength should not be strong, and they can’t beat our young people! But Yang Huan is different, don’t look at her as a girl, but her skills are terrifying. I have seen her capable of splitting Huashan Mountain and controlling thunder and lightning…”

其实,鞠杰不想攻击杨欢,是因为他的时间按钮是戴在胸前的,他下意识地以为杨欢的也是在胸前……这样一来,岂不是要袭胸才能击败杨欢?

Actually, Ju Jie didn’t want to attack Yang Huan because his time button was on his chest. He subconsciously thought that Yang Huan’s was also on his chest… In this way, wouldn’t it be necessary to attack Yang Huan to defeat Yang Huan? joyous?

节目组当然考虑到男成员下不去手的问题,把杨欢衣服上的按钮缝在了胳膊上。鞠杰不知道杨欢的按钮其实换了位置,他哪里敢袭胸?要被杨轶知道了,岂不是真的要被打死?就算不被杨轶打死,也要被杨欢一脚抽死啊!

Of course, the program team took into account the problem that the male members could not get hold of them, so they sewed the buttons on Yang Huan’s clothes on his arms. Ju Jie didn’t know that Yang Huan’s button had actually changed positions, how could he dare to hit his chest? If Yang Yi found out, wouldn’t he really be beaten to death? Even if he is not beaten to death by Yang Yi, he will be beaten to death by Yang Huan!

但鞠杰不能这么跟镜头说,他只能尽可能地描述杨欢可怕狰狞的样子,以便掩盖自己的真怂。

But Ju Jie couldn’t tell the camera that, he could only describe Yang Huan’s terrifying and ferocious appearance as much as possible in order to cover up his true cowardice.

这家伙越说越离谱,摄影师小哥都快要笑喷了,还好,鞠杰及时刹车,他掏出了充电站的地图,接着说道:“所以我决定避开锋芒,这里是江城的海虹广场,我认识的,虽然不算太熟,但按照地图去找完全没问题,可以先去玩游戏,为自己续命,让他们先打吧!”

The more this guy talks, the more outrageous he is. The photographer is about to burst out laughing. Fortunately, Ju Jie braked in time. He took out the map of the charging station and said, “So I decided to avoid the edge, here is the I know Haihong Square in Jiangcheng, although I don’t know it very well, but it’s no problem to find it according to the map, you can go to play games first, save your life, let them play first!”

最后,鞠杰还不忘深情地跟摄影师小哥抱着手,说道:“我们耗死他们!”

Finally, Ju Jie did not forget to hug the photographer brother affectionately and said, “We will kill them!”

……

话分两头,杨欢和郭子意在公园里碰上了,经过一番勾心斗角,确认彼此都不是对方的目标之后,这两个死党才安下心来,决定结盟。

The words were divided. Yang Huan and Guo Ziyi met in the park. After some intrigue, they confirmed that neither of them was the target of the other. Only then did the two best friends settle down and decide to form an alliance.

“我的目标是单洪奎大哥,你的目标是袁老师。”杨欢感慨道,“都不好下手啊!”

“My target is Big Brother Shan Hongkui, and your target is Teacher Yuan.” Yang Huan said with emotion, “It’s not easy to start!”

郭子意深有感触地点点头,说道:“袁老师太厉害了,他判断力很敏锐,我估计我还没接近他,就要被他发觉。”

Guo Ziyi nodded deeply and said, “Mr. Yuan is too powerful. His judgment is very sharp. I guess I will be discovered by him before I approach him.”

“问题还有一个,我们不知道追击我们的人是谁。”杨欢烦恼地说道。

“There is another problem, we don’t know who is chasing us.” Yang Huan said annoyed.

“等等,我的目标是袁老师,你的目标是单大哥对吧?”郭子意隐隐地抓住了一丝线索,他扭过头看向杨欢。

“Wait, my target is Teacher Yuan, yours is Big Brother Shan, right?” Guo Ziyi grasped a clue faintly, he turned his head to look at Yang Huan.

“对啊!刚才不是说了吗?”杨欢不解。

“That’s right! Didn’t you just say that?” Yang Huan was puzzled.

“我今天早上是单大哥叫醒的我,然后我去叫醒的袁老师,如果我没有猜错,你叫醒的对象应该就是单大哥!”郭子意不愧是学霸,凌晨的叫醒任务和现在的追击任务,两个好像不相干的事情,居然被他联系到了一起。

“I was woken up by Big Brother Shan this morning, and then I went to wake up Teacher Yuan. If I guessed correctly, the person you woke up should be Big Brother Shan!” The awakening mission and the current pursuit mission, two seemingly unrelated things, were actually linked by him.

“对,对!你怎么知道?”杨欢惊讶地问道,“我们相互叫醒,不是都不能在别人的房间逗留吗?”

“Yes, yes! How do you know?” Yang Huan asked in surprise, “We wake up each other, can’t we stay in other people’s rooms?”

杨欢不太爱做复杂的思考。

Yang Huan is not very fond of complex thinking.

“想的啊!欢爷……”郭子意说道,“这样的话,我们追击的目标,和追击我们的目标就很明显了!袁老师被我追击,单老师应该是追击我,然后你追击单老师,那么,是谁追击你?”

“I think! Lord Huan…” Guo Ziyi said, “In this case, the target we are chasing and the target we are chasing will be very obvious! Teacher Yuan is being chased by me, Teacher Shan should be chasing me, and then you Chase Teacher Shan, then, who is chasing you?”

“我不知道啊!”杨欢说道。

“I don’t know!” Yang Huan said.

郭子意捂了捂额头,无奈地说道:“你还没有看清楚吗?我们叫醒谁,谁就是我们追击的对象,然后谁叫醒我们,那谁就将会是叫醒我们的对象。”

Guo Ziyi covered his forehead and said helplessly: “Have you not seen clearly? Whoever we wake up will be the target of our pursuit, and then whoever wakes us up will be the target of waking us up. .”

杨欢没好气地说道:“这个我知道,你刚才说那些我就明白了,只是我确实是不知道谁追击我,因为我并没有被我们的成员叫醒,是导演叫醒的我!”

Yang Huan said angrily: “I know this, I understand what you said just now, but I really don’t know who is chasing me, because I wasn’t woken up by our members, it was the director who woke me up Me!”

郭子意挠了挠头,惋惜地说道:“那太可惜了,如果我们知道谁叫醒的你,我们就可以弄清楚完整的追击链,知道各自的追击对象是谁,这样我们就知道可以跟谁结盟了!”

Guo Ziyi scratched his head and said regretfully: “That’s a pity, if we know who woke you up, we can figure out the complete chase chain and know who the respective chase targets are, so that we can know that we can Who are you allied with!”

“你怎么弄得清楚?”杨欢困惑地问道,她的脑筋还没有能够转过弯来。

“How did you figure it out?” Yang Huan asked in confusion, her mind still not able to turn around.

郭子意接着解释道:“我给你举个例子,假如鞠杰是追击你的人。那么就剩下解雨臣,我们将雨臣哥放在袁老师和鞠杰中间~IndoMTL.com~整个追击链就能画上一个圈。你追击单大哥,单大哥追击我,然后是袁老师、雨臣哥、鞠杰,最后是你……”

Guo Ziyi then explained: “Let me give you an example, if Ju Jie is the one who is chasing you. Then Xie Yuchen is left, and we will put Brother Yuchen between Teacher Yuan and Ju Jie~IndoMTL.com~ the whole You can draw a circle by chasing the chain. You chase Big Brother Shan, Big Brother Shan chases me, then Teacher Yuan, Brother Yuchen, Ju Jie, and finally you…”

如此清晰的思路,和他描绘出来的追击链,让跟着郭子意和杨欢的两个执行导演都禁不住面面相觑。

Such clear thinking and the pursuit chain he depicted made the two executive directors who followed Guo Ziyi and Yang Huan couldn’t help looking at each other.

这么厉害的吗?

Is it that powerful?

居然全都猜对了!

I guessed everything right!

郭子意不知道自己误打误撞说中了真相,其实他选择鞠杰作为例子,那是因为他觉得开口便说解雨臣这个老前辈不太礼貌……

Guo Ziyi didn’t know that he was telling the truth by mistake. In fact, he chose Ju Jie as an example, because he felt that it was rude to say that Xie Yuchen was an old senior…

杨欢听明白了,她笑道:“那我们这个联盟,就要注意一下鞠杰,然后跟雨臣哥结盟就行了,对吧?”

Yang Huan understood, she smiled: “Then in our alliance, we should pay attention to Ju Jie, and then form an alliance with Brother Yuchen, right?”

“不行,刚才我那只是假设,我们现在不知道雨臣哥和鞠杰的先后顺序。”郭子意说道,“所以,现在我们都要提防他们两个,没办法再跟别人结盟了!”

“No, I just assumed it just now, we don’t know the order of Brother Yuchen and Ju Jie now.” Guo Ziyi said, “So, now we have to beware of the two of them, and there is no way to form an alliance with others! “

“那先解决我们的追击对象!”杨欢握了握拳头,她觉得自己掌握了别人不知道的信息,便自信地说道。

“Then solve our pursuit targets first!” Yang Huan clenched her fists. She felt that she had information that others didn’t know, so she said confidently.

       

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