House Dad’s Literary Life Chapter 674: Why are you screaming? (1/4)

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凌晨四点钟,夜色还很朦胧,酒店里,严涛跟一群扛着摄影机、或者抓着运动型迷你摄影机的摄影师,还有许多工作人员已经整装待发。

At four o’clock in the morning, the night was still hazy. In the hotel, Yan Tao and a group of photographers carrying cameras, or sporting mini cameras, and many other staff members were already ready to go.

拍户外综艺节目,动用到的人力物力向来不少,但《极限挑战》的要求更高,不仅配备了每个主持人一个专属摄影师,一个备用摄影师,一个专属的执行导演,一个照应周全的保镖,还在不同的场景设置了大量的工作人员,确保节目的录制能流畅、不留遗漏地进行。

A lot of manpower and material resources have always been used to shoot outdoor variety shows, but “Extreme Challenge” has higher requirements, not only is it equipped with an exclusive photographer for each host, a backup photographer, and an exclusive executive director, A well-cared-for bodyguard also set up a large number of staff in different scenes to ensure that the recording of the program can be carried out smoothly and without omissions.

在此之前,所有的摄影师还经过体能训练,甚至为此中星制作还招聘了一批体能好、跑得快的摄影师——相当一部分人还当过狗仔。

Before this, all the photographers had also undergone physical training, and even a group of photographers with good physical fitness and fast runners were recruited for this production – quite a few of them even worked as paparazzi.

事前已经开过会、演练过,这时候严涛没有再废话什么,摆了摆手势,一行人行动起来。

There have been meetings and drills beforehand. At this time, Yan Tao stopped talking nonsense, made a gesture, and the group took action.

首先是杨欢的房间,虽然事先有提醒,但这时候,严涛还是让一个女助理先进去看一眼,确保睡在床上的杨欢穿着没有走光,然后他才带着两个摄影师鱼贯而入。

The first is Yang Huan’s room. Although he was reminded in advance, at this time, Yan Tao still asked a female assistant to take a look first to make sure that Yang Huan, who was sleeping on the bed, was not wearing any clothes, and then he took two photographers with him. Teachers filed in.

别看杨欢是从小习武的,但她可没有杨轶那么灵敏的提防心,四个人挤在她的房间里,这丫头还裹着被子,睡得香甜。

Don’t look at Yang Huan who has been practicing martial arts since she was a child, but she is not as sensitive as Yang Yi. Four people are crowded in her room. This girl is still wrapped in a quilt and sleeps soundly.

也是,凌晨四点,是人们睡得正舒服的时候,谁会想到有人回来自己的房间搞鬼呢?

Also, at four o’clock in the morning, when people are sleeping comfortably, who would have thought that someone would come back to their room and make a fool of themselves?

“杨欢,杨欢……”刚才那个女助理俯下身,去叫杨欢起床。

“Yang Huan, Yang Huan…” The female assistant just leaned down and went to wake Yang Huan up.

这回,杨欢醒来得倒很快,睁眼看到一大群人,而且女助理背后是几个男人,迷迷糊糊的她忘记了要拍节目,吓得尖叫一声,然而在尖叫声中,一个枕头甩了出去。

This time, Yang Huan woke up very quickly, opened her eyes and saw a large group of people, and there were several men behind the female assistant, she forgot to shoot the show in a daze, and screamed in fright, but she was screaming. In the middle, a pillow was thrown out.

枕头砸在了一个摄影师脸上,虽然杀伤力不够,可是也是搞得他一阵慌乱,差点没抓稳摄影机,镜头一个劲地摇晃。

The pillow slammed into a photographer’s face. Although the damage wasn’t enough, it made him panic. He almost didn’t hold the camera steady, and the lens kept shaking.

严涛哭笑不得地向杨欢解释了一番,回过神来的杨欢才慌忙向刚才被她施暴了的摄影师大哥道歉。

Yan Tao explained to Yang Huan with tears and laughter, and Yang Huan, who had recovered, hurriedly apologized to the elder brother, the photographer, who had just been raped by her.

“四点钟?这么早?”杨欢目瞪口呆,但这是她不得不接受的事实。

“Four o’clock? So early?” Yang Huan was stunned, but this was a fact she had to accept.

“你现在要做的是抽出你下一个要叫醒的人……”严涛将抽签的箱子放在了杨欢床上,等她抽出一个东西,才接着将剩下半截话说出来,“的房卡。”

“What you have to do now is to pick out the next person you want to wake up…” Yan Tao put the lottery box on Yang Huan’s bed, waited for her to pick out one thing, and then continued to say the rest. “The room card.”

“1502?”杨欢挠了挠头,不解地说道,“就一个房卡,和号码,我不知道是谁住的啊?”

“1502?” Yang Huan scratched his head and said puzzledly, “Just a room card and number, I don’t know who lives there?”

然而,严涛并没有回答她的问题,而是不耽误时间地直接进入轮盘“抽奖”环节:“你使用飞镖,扔中哪个,就要用哪个方式来叫醒他。”

However, Yan Tao did not answer her question, but directly entered the “lottery draw” part of the roulette wheel without wasting time: “You use darts, whichever way you hit will wake him up.” /

“用飞镖?我跟你说,我扔这个很准的!”杨欢欣喜地说道,现在的她扎起了马尾辫,虽然是随便扎一下,可比之前头发凌乱的模样,看起来清秀了许多,而且杨欢的皮肤很好,平时基本不化妆,现在完全素颜的她,看起来脸蛋还是很光滑,肌肤细腻。

“Using a dart? Let me tell you, I throw this very accurately!” Yang said happily, now she has a ponytail, although it is a casual braid, it looks like a messy hair compared to before. She looks a lot more beautiful, and Yang Huan’s skin is very good. She usually doesn’t wear makeup. Now she is completely without makeup, her face still looks smooth and her skin is delicate.

“是吗?”严涛微微一笑,示意女助理将轮盘转起来。

“Really?” Yan Tao smiled slightly and motioned the female assistant to turn the roulette wheel.

杨欢顿时傻眼了,这转起来,她再准也指不定能射中哪个啊!

Yang Huan was dumbfounded. Turning this around, no matter how accurate she was, she couldn’t decide which one she would hit!

“导演,没有你这么坑人的!好不容易遇到一个我优势的项目,你就不能让我优势一下吗?”杨欢的抱怨,无意中也成为了一个笑点。

“Director, you’re not as foolish as you are! After finally encountering a project that I have an advantage over, can’t you give me an advantage?” Yang Huan’s complaint inadvertently became a laughing point.

然而,严涛无动于衷。

Yan Tao, however, was unmoved.

杨欢只好射出飞镖,飞镖稳稳地扎在靶子上,距离圆心不远,等女助理按住圆盘,杨欢叫醒下一个成员的方式出炉了:“喷水。”

Yang Huan had no choice but to shoot the dart. The dart was firmly stuck on the target, not far from the center of the circle. When the female assistant pressed the disc, Yang Huan’s method of waking up the next member came out: “Spray water.”

还好了……比起耳朵吹风、亲吻什么的,杨欢更能接受。

It’s okay… Yang Huan is more accepting than blowing her ears, kissing or something.

“好吧!行动起来!”杨欢没有再抱怨,而是元气满满地挥了挥拳头,双腿一旋,从床上潇洒地蹦到了地上,这动作干净利落,观赏性极高,展现了杨欢身手矫健的一面。

“Okay! Take action!” Yang Huan didn’t complain anymore, but waved his fist full of energy, twisted his legs, and jumped from the bed to the ground in a neat, neat and highly ornamental manner. , showing Yang Huan’s vigorous side.

虽然杨轶没有给杨欢过多的指示,但他还是有私底下教过杨欢如何在镜头前,更多地展现自己独特的一面,让观众对自己的定位反复有一个清晰的印象。

Although Yang Yi did not give Yang Huan too many instructions, he still taught Yang Huan privately how to show more of his unique side in front of the camera, so that the audience can repeatedly have a clear view of his position. impression.

“怎么?导演,你还不满意呐?”杨欢下来之后,一边扭着手松了松筋骨,一边好笑地看了一眼严涛,然后对着镜头笑道,“我跟你们说,导演现在肯定是很遗憾,为啥我没有射中那个什么亲吻、拔毛的选项。”

“What? Director, are you still not satisfied?” After Yang Huan got down, he twisted his hands and loosened his muscles, while he glanced at Yan Tao with a funny look, and then smiled at the camera, “I tell you, The director must be very sorry now, why I didn’t shoot that option of kissing and plucking hair.”

这些天的接触,杨欢跟这个大叔导演也很熟悉了,而且又是录节目,说起话来不用太拘谨。被调侃了的严涛无奈地摇了摇头,不过,他不能过多地跟成员们进行交流,破坏节目的进程。

In the past few days, Yang Huan is also very familiar with this uncle director, and he is recording a program again, so he doesn’t need to be too cautious. Yan Tao, who was ridiculed, shook his head helplessly, but he couldn’t communicate with the members too much to spoil the progress of the show.

很快,杨欢出现在1502房门口,她用房卡打开门:“我要叫醒的会是谁呢?”

Soon, Yang Huan appeared at the door of room 1502. She opened the door with the room card: “Who will I wake up?”

最好是郭子意,自己的死党,整起来毫无压力,但这完全是随机抽选的,抽中郭子意的概率只有五分之一……

It’s better to be Guo Ziyi, his best friend, there is no pressure to organize, but this is completely random, and the probability of winning Guo Ziyi is only one in five…

杨欢心里念叨着,走进卧室,然而,床上被子被掀开,上面空无一人!

Yang Huan said in her heart and walked into the bedroom. However, the quilt on the bed was lifted and there was no one on it!

忽然,杨欢旁边厕所的门被打开了,一个人从里面走了出来。

Suddenly, the door of the toilet next to Yang Huan was opened, and a person walked out.

“啊!”杨欢吓了一跳,她一个闪身跳出了老远,这才看到走出来的人是单洪奎。

“Ah!” Yang Huan was startled, she jumped out all the way, only to see that the person walking out was Shan Hongkui.

单洪奎被杨欢的尖叫吓得不轻,他打了一个激灵,不过看到杨欢和后面导演一群人,也很快明白发生了什么。

Shan Hongkui was so frightened by Yang Huan’s scream that he shuddered, but seeing Yang Huan and a group of directors behind him, he quickly understood what was going on.

“你们这是怎么了?一大早跑来我房间?”单洪奎好笑地说道,“还有小欢,你这个吓人的,怎么反而被吓到了?”

“What’s wrong with you guys? You came to my room early in the morning?” Shan Hongkui said amusingly, “And Xiao Huan, you are scary, why are you scared instead?”

杨欢窘迫地说道:“单老师,我以为你在睡觉呢!没想到忽然在我身边出现……”

Yang Huan said embarrassedly: “Teacher Shan, I thought you were sleeping! I didn’t expect to suddenly appear beside me…”

原来,单洪奎昨晚睡得有点早,睡得差不多了,没有太大的睡意,起来上个厕所,没想到这么巧跟杨欢她们错了开来。

It turned out that Shan Hongkui slept a little early last night, almost slept well, not too sleepy, got up and went to the toilet, but I didn’t expect to go to the wrong place with Yang Huan and the others.

“单老师,我要喷水叫醒你……”杨欢眼珠子滴溜溜转一下,看向严涛,说道,“但是,导演,现在单老师都已经醒了,不用再喷水叫醒了吧?”

“Teacher Shan, I’m going to spray water to wake you up…” Yang Huan rolled her eyes, looked at Yan Tao, and said, “But, Director, now Teacher Shan is awake, no need to spray water anymore. Are you awake?”

然而,严涛不留情面地摇了摇头。

However, Yan Tao shook his head mercilessly.

“你要做什么?”单洪奎一脸懵逼,等他看到工作人员将圆盘拿过来,他才哭笑不得地捂了捂额头。

“What are you going to do?” Shan Hongkui looked confused, and when he saw the staff bring the disc over, he covered his forehead in disbelief.

杨欢接过一瓶水,不好意思地说道:“单老师……”

Yang Huan took a bottle of water and said embarrassedly, “Teacher Shan…”

“来吧……”单洪奎扮出了一副视死如归的样子。

“Come on…” Shan Hongkui pretended to be dead.

“哎,等等!”杨欢要喷水了,单洪奎又给自己加戏,“你不会还没漱口吧?”

“Hey, wait!” Yang Huan was about to spray water, and Shan Hongkui added to himself, “You haven’t rinsed your mouth, have you?”

“漱口了,出门前还特意漱口才出来。”杨欢窘迫地说道。

“I rinsed my mouth, and I did it before I went out.” Yang Huan said embarrassedly.

一会儿,杨欢真地喷了单洪奎一脸水,喷完之后,她才慌忙给单洪奎递纸,说道:“单老师,真的不好意思。”

After a while, Yang Huan really sprayed Shan Hongkui with water. After spraying, she hurriedly handed Shan Hongkui the paper and said, “Mr. Shan, I’m really sorry.”

“没事,这事要怪就怪这无良的导演。”单洪奎抓着纸巾,却用手抹了一把脸,嘴角咧起来,说道。

“It’s okay, if you want to blame this unscrupulous director,” Shan Hongkui said while grabbing a tissue, wiping his face with his hand, and grinning.

其实,也没啥好怪的,有年轻靓丽的妹子朝自己喷水,这……这话说得好像有点奇怪……反正不是什么难受的事情就是了!

Actually, there’s nothing strange about it, there are young and beautiful girls spraying water on him, this… This seems a bit strange… Anyway, it’s not an uncomfortable thing!

然而~IndoMTL.com~很快,单洪奎就笑不起来了,他飞镖扔中了亲吻!

However ~IndoMTL.com~ Soon, Shan Hongkui couldn’t laugh anymore and he threw the dart into the kiss!

显然,剩下还没醒的都是大男人……

Obviously, the rest are big men…

杨欢没看到单洪奎窘迫的一幕,她跟着自己的执行导演,还有几个摄影师回到自己的房间,以为要收拾一下,结果,忽然冲出来两个带着V字仇杀队面具的男人将她按住——这面具是杨轶特地画出来让节目组的人去制作的。

Yang Huan didn’t see Shan Hongkui’s embarrassment. She followed her executive director and a few photographers back to her room, thinking that she needed to clean up, but suddenly two people with V characters rushed out. The man in the Vendetta mask held her down—this mask was specially drawn by Yang Yi for the show crew to make.

杨欢挣扎,不过不是很用力,因为之前执行导演担心她会把工作人员揍翻,提前告诉她不管待会发生什么,都不要动武……

Yang Huan struggled, but not very hard, because the executive director was worried that she would beat up the staff and told her in advance not to use force no matter what happened…

当然,实际情况跟节目里看到的不一样,拍完杨欢被抓走的画面之后,杨欢又被放了回来,她赶紧收拾一下东西,跟着执行导演离开。

Of course, the actual situation was different from what I saw in the show. After the filming of Yang Huan being taken away, Yang Huan was released again. She quickly packed her things and left with the executive director.

她要单独吃一下早餐,然后换上作战服和下一个环节需要的设备,最后才被蒙眼带走。

She has to eat breakfast alone, then change into her combat uniform and equipment for the next session, before being taken away blindfolded.

勾心斗角的时间争夺战即将开始了!

The time battle for intrigue is about to begin!

       

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