House Dad’s Literary Life Chapter 578: Yang “Professor” who does not teach music and language (three/four)

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曾经,有一个上头条的机会摆在面前,可惜,杨轶没有好好珍惜,还一手塞给了别人……

Once, there was an opportunity to make a headline, but unfortunately, Yang Yi didn’t cherish it, and gave it to others…

起因还是杨轶去江传“报道”时候,被一些学生看到了,他们不仅把这事情捅给了记者,还误以为杨轶到古典音乐学院作曲系去,是要当他们的老师!

The reason was that when Yang Yi went to “report” on Jiang Chuan, some students saw it. They not only stabbed the matter to the reporter, but also mistakenly thought that Yang Yi went to the Composition Department of the Academy of Classical Music to be their teacher. !

为此,收到爆料的八卦媒体还用了极为煽情的标婷:《初中学历当教授?杨轶受到青睐是因为实力还是因为名气?》

For this reason, the gossip media that received the revelations also used the extremely sensational Biao Ting: “Becoming a professor with a junior high school degree? Is Yang Yi favored because of his strength or because of his fame? 》

杨轶的学历并不是一个秘密,媒体们早就挖掘出杨轶曾经高中肄业去当兵的旧事,而杨轶也曾因为学历低却依然能创作出这么优秀作品,成为媒体百般赞扬的对象。

Yang Yi’s educational background is not a secret. The media have long discovered the old story of Yang Yi’s high school graduation to become a soldier, and Yang Yi’s low educational background, but still able to create such excellent works, has been praised by the media in every possible way. Object.

然而,人们可以接受一个小人物通过自己的努力创造奇迹,可是不能接受在谁都要遵守的规矩下,一个小人物打破规矩的逆袭!

However, people can accept that a small person can create miracles through his own efforts, but cannot accept a small person’s counterattack that breaks the rules under the rules that everyone must abide by!

大学教授,向来都是令人尊敬的存在,即便也有混子,可大多数大学教授都是学识渊博、在自己领域研究有成的学者,每一步都需要付出很多努力和时间。

University professors have always been respected existences. Even if there are scumbags, most university professors are scholars with extensive knowledge and successful research in their own fields. Every step requires a lot of effort and time.

杨轶连高考都没参加,仅仅是初中文凭,而且还只是一个三十出头的小年轻,凭什么可以打破一切晋升规则直接成为教授?

Yang Yi didn’t even take the college entrance examination. He only had a junior high school diploma, and he was only a young man in his early thirties. How could he break all the promotion rules and become a professor directly?

不得不说,这样一个没有一点实锤的新闻报道还是挑动了一些人的神经,甚至有些老学究还为此争论了起来。

I have to say that such a news report with no real hammer still stirs the nerves of some people, and even some old school people argue about it.

说杨轶可能抢占头条,这可不是夸张!如果不是汤开泰的新闻曝光,可能登上微播热搜头条的应该就是杨轶了!当然,一些八卦媒体还是用不小的板块来报道杨轶的这个新闻!

It is not an exaggeration to say that Yang Yi may grab the headlines! If it wasn’t for Tang Kaitai’s news exposure, it might have been Yang Yi who made the headlines on the microbroadcast hot search! Of course, some gossip media still use a lot of sections to report this news of Yang Yi!

不过,这些对杨轶有没有资格当教授的争论虽然迅速成为了社会热点之一,可是并没有任何意义,很快,吵得厉害的那些人很尴尬地发现江城传媒大学官方出来澄清了。

However, although these debates about Yang Yi’s qualification to be a professor quickly became one of the hot spots in the society, it didn’t make any sense. Soon, those who were arguing were embarrassed to find that the official Jiangcheng Media University came out to clarify .

人家杨轶在江传出现,压根不是去当教授的,江传也没有这个意愿。杨轶去江传是去学习,甚至还不是以学生的身份去的,杨轶仅仅是一个不会有任何文凭回报的旁听生!

People Yang Yi appeared in Jiang Chuan, not to be a professor at all, and Jiang Chuan did not have the will. Yang Yi went to Jiang Chuan to study, not even as a student. Yang Yi was just an auditor who would not have any diploma in return!

要嘲笑杨轶的没本事,就算旁听了,还只是初中文凭吗?

If you want to laugh at Yang Yi’s incompetence, even if you sit in, is it still just a junior high school diploma?

这一次被打脸的那些媒体偃旗息鼓了,他们不好意思再在这个事件上发声。

The media who were beaten this time have died. They are too embarrassed to speak out on this incident.

但有些主流媒体冒了出来,得意洋洋地抽着之前骂来骂去的八卦媒体的嘴巴,然后极力称赞杨轶“活到老、学到老”的精神,将杨轶树立成了一个学生们应该效仿的好榜样!

However, some mainstream media popped up, triumphantly slapped the gossip media who had scolded and scolded the gossip media before, and then strongly praised Yang Yi’s spirit of “living and learning to grow old”, establishing Yang Yi as a A great example that students should follow!

对于媒体们翻手为云覆手为雨的本事,杨轶已经懒得吐槽了。

Yang Yi has been too lazy to complain about the media’s ability to turn their hands for the clouds and cover their hands for the rain.

他也没有澄清。

He didn’t clarify either.

在大家集体谩骂着他好高骛远的时候,杨轶发了一条微播,上传照片,晒出了自己为曦曦精心准备的午餐。

When everyone was scolding him for being too ambitious, Yang Yi posted a micro-broadcast, uploaded a photo, and posted the lunch he prepared for Xixi.

“曦曦说她新来的外国同学很喜欢爸爸做的菜,所以今天要给她们装得分量多一些,多了一个人,不能让小家伙们吃不饱啊!特别要指出的是,第三张照片是一个大惊喜,我给曦曦的外国同学准备了她的家乡菜,瑞典肉丸!”

“Xixi said that her new foreign classmates like the dishes cooked by her father very much, so today I will give them more servings, one more person, so that the little ones can’t be full! It is especially important to point out Yes, the third photo is a big surprise, I prepared Xixi’s hometown dish, Swedish meatballs for her foreign classmates!”

“曦曦家的大厨”这个微播,也偶尔会教网友们做菜。

The micro-broadcast of “The Chef of Xixi’s Family” also occasionally teaches netizens how to cook.

“很有名的一道菜,秘诀是肉糜里掺入适量的淀粉、蛋清,会让肉丸变得结实,跟中华名菜狮子头差不多!不过烹饪手法不一样,它用油煎炸,出锅后色泽焦黄、味道浓郁、酥嫩可口,如果搭配上土豆泥一起吃,那简直是无以伦比的享受!只是可惜,土豆泥凉了不好吃,所以没有做。希望孩子们能喜欢今天的菜!”

“A well-known dish, the secret is that the minced meat is mixed with a proper amount of starch and egg white, which will make the meatballs firm, similar to the famous Chinese dish lion head! However, the cooking method is different. It is fried in oil. After it comes out of the pan, the color is browned, the taste is rich, and it is tender and delicious. If you eat it with mashed potatoes, it will be an unparalleled enjoyment! It’s a pity that the mashed potatoes are not delicious when they are cold, so I didn’t make them. I hope the children will like it. Today’s dish!”

别说看照片,关看杨轶的描述,网友们都饿了。

Let’s not look at the photos, just look at Yang Yi’s description, and netizens are hungry.

不管那些跑来搞事的小人,许多杨轶的粉丝们纷纷在微播下面留言。

Regardless of those villains who came to make trouble, many fans of Yang Yi have left messages under the Weibo.

“杨老大真大厨啊!瑞典的美食都会做!”

“Boss Yang is really a chef! You can cook Swedish food!”

“看着就饿了,大大能不能不要诱惑我啊?呜呜,我还在减肥。”

“I’m hungry just looking at it, can you stop tempting me? Woohoo, I’m still losing weight.”

“这是一个被写小说耽误了的大厨!”

“This is a chef who has been delayed by writing novels!”

“不不,这是一个误入歌途的厨神!”

“No no, this is a chef who strayed into the song!”

“不是,杨轶老大,你新书什么时候出啊?别光顾着做菜啊!这新书都鸽了几个月?”

“No, Mr. Yang Yi, when will your new book come out? Don’t patronize cooking! It’s been a few months since the new book?”

不得不说,杨轶的书迷粉丝还是要比歌迷粉丝多一些,评论区被很多催书的书迷给占领了。

I have to say that Yang Yi still has more fans than fans, and the comment area is occupied by many fans who are urging books.

第二天,杨轶对书迷们的问题给予了回应。

The next day, Yang Yi responded to the fans’ questions.

“十月十日,新书正式发布,同时会有重磅消息公布。”很简单的一条微播,将所有书迷们的神经都挑逗了起来。

“On October 10th, the new book will be officially released, and there will be major announcements at the same time.” A very simple microbroadcast has teased the nerves of all book fans.

十月十日?这不远了啊!

October 10? It’s not far!

还有那重磅消息是什么?

And what’s the big news?

书迷们纷纷兴奋地期待起来。

Book fans are excitedly looking forward to it.

……

把网友们晾在一边,杨轶拿着瑞典语教材作为道具,有模有样的,还真地当起了“教授”。

Leaving the netizens aside, Yang Yi took Swedish textbooks as props, and she looked like a real “professor”.

不过这个教授有点寒酸,因为他穿着背心、短裤、人字拖,面对着的学生,只有一个大眼睛的小姑娘,还有一个凑热闹的孕妇。

But this professor is a bit shabby, because he is wearing a vest, shorts, flip-flops, and the students facing him are only a little girl with big eyes, and a pregnant woman who joins in the fun.

对了,如果把旁边在曦曦身边正襟危坐的包子也算上的话,杨轶就有四个学生了!(四个,没毛病~)

By the way, if you count the buns who are sitting beside Xixi, Yang Yi has four students! (Four, no problem~)

包子现在可不是小奶狗了,处在高速生长期的它,现在已经有点大狗的模样了——当然,脸蛋还是嫩嫩的,思想也很幼稚。

Baozi is no longer a small milk dog. It is in the rapid growth period, and now it has the appearance of a big dog – of course, his face is still tender and his thoughts are very naive.

在杨轶家的精心照料下,包子不像普通的农村土狗那样灰头灰脸、脏兮兮的,相反,它的毛色很干净,黄色的毛发只是短了点,油光水滑,并不比金毛差多少!而且那双灵动的眼睛,骨碌碌地转着,就跟两颗黑宝石一样,显得额外聪慧!

Under the careful care of Yang Yi’s family, Baozi is not as gray-faced and dirty as ordinary rural dogs. On the contrary, its coat color is very clean, the yellow hair is just a little shorter, shiny and smooth. Not much worse than Golden Retriever! Moreover, those agile eyes, twirling vigorously, just like two black gems, appearing to be extra smart!

“Hur_mar_du?”杨轶没有从复杂的语法开始教,甚至都没有写出来,而是跟之前那样,直接教曦曦一些日常用语的发音,“这句话的意思是你好吗?来,跟我读,Hur_mar_du?”

“Hur_mar_du?” Yang Yi did not start teaching complicated grammar, or even wrote it out, but directly taught Xixi the pronunciation of some everyday words as before, “This sentence means how are you? Come and read with me, Hur_mar_du?”

不得不说,小孩子对语言的领悟能力,还是要比大人快。

I have to say that children’s ability to comprehend language is still faster than that of adults.

只见曦曦眨着大眼睛,听爸爸念了两遍,她便能念出大概的发音:“嘿末渎……”

I saw Xixi blinking her big eyes, and after listening to her father read it twice, she could pronounce the approximate pronunciation: “Hey Modu…”

念完了,曦曦还转头看向妈妈,没有什么事情做的墨菲也兴致勃勃地跟着学:“虎末豆?”

After reading, Xixi still turned her head to look at her mother, and Murphy, who had nothing to do, also followed the lesson with great interest: “Humo Bean?”

四个学生,只有两个响应了老师的教学,不过杨轶不以为意,他点点头,点评道:“曦曦的发音比较接近,很棒!”

Of the four students, only two responded to the teacher’s teaching, but Yang Yi didn’t care, he nodded and commented: “Xixi’s pronunciation is relatively close, great!”

曦曦得到了表扬,开心得眉毛都笑弯了,就是坐在沙发上,扭来扭去的。

Xi Xi was praised, so happy that her eyebrows crooked, she just sat on the sofa and twisted and turned.

她这么动弹,包子都伸出了一只前脚,搭在了曦曦的腿上,不知道是想要提醒曦曦不要乱动,还是暗示着想要曦曦跟它一起玩。

She moved like this, and Baozi stretched out one front foot and put it on Xixi’s leg. I don’t know if it was to remind Xixi not to move, or to imply that she wanted Xixi to play with it.

曦曦抱了一下包子~IndoMTL.com~不过顾不上跟它玩。

Xi Xi hugged the bun~IndoMTL.com~ but didn’t care to play with it.

“那我呢?我说得对不对?胡默豆……”墨菲都等不及,追问着停下来的杨轶。

“What about me? Am I right? Hu Modou…” Murphy couldn’t wait and asked Yang Yi who stopped.

“妈妈的发音不行,偏了很多。”杨轶铁面无私地说道,“来,再跟我一起念,呼嗬(小舌音)末嗬渎。”

“Mom’s pronunciation is not good, it’s a lot off.” Yang Yi said unselfishly, “Come, recite it with me again, hu **** (little tongue) at the end of hoo.”

“哼,明明是你都没有让我听清楚……”墨菲在一边嘟着嘴巴,不服气地嘀咕几声,不过这只是她跟杨轶之间的一点小情趣。没有干扰曦曦的学习,墨菲也跟着曦曦一起继续念起来。

“Hmph, obviously you didn’t let me hear clearly…” Murphy pouted and muttered a few times in dissatisfaction, but this was just a little fun between her and Yang Yi. Without interfering with Xixi’s study, Murphy continued to read along with Xixi.

曦曦见又要开始学了,她连忙坐好,可认真地跟着爸爸念。

Seeing that Xixi was about to start studying again, she sat down quickly, but followed her father seriously.

“这里,舌头要这样微微向上……”当然,一些发音上的纠正还是有必要的。

“Here, the tongue should be slightly upward like this…” Of course, some pronunciation corrections are still necessary.

小姑娘一边跟着爸爸翘着小舌头,一边眉开眼笑地看着爸爸。

The little girl looked at her father with a smile while sticking her tongue out with her father.

如果不涉及让人头大的语法的话,学语言还是比较有趣的,尤其是那些奇怪的发音,在小人儿看起来就好像是一个个小游戏。

Learning languages ​​can be fun if it doesn’t involve head-scratching grammar, especially those weird pronunciations that seem like little games to the little ones.

       

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