House Dad’s Literary Life Chapter 350: Not Conan’s Physique (2/4)

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孙悟空是什么东西?为什么大哥能变?

What is Sun Wukong? Why can big brother change?

杨欢凌乱了。

Yang Huan is messy.

“照顾孩子而已,简单!”此刻的杨欢,回想起自己之前信心满满跟大哥夸下的海口,都觉得脸红。

“It’s just taking care of the children, it’s easy!” At this moment, Yang Huan felt blushing when he recalled the Haikou that he was full of confidence and boasted to his elder brother.

没真正单独地带过孩子,压根不知道陪孩子玩根本不是一个容易的事。

I haven’t really brought my children alone, and I don’t know that playing with them is not an easy task at all.

现在还是曦曦乖巧,她还在努力地帮小姑姑想办法。要是小姑娘随口说一句“哎呀,你怎么什么都不会”,恐怕杨欢就要羞愧得找条地缝钻进去了。

Now Xixi is still well-behaved, and she is still trying to help her little aunt find a way. If the little girl casually said, “Oh, why are you not good at anything”, I am afraid that Yang Huan will be ashamed to find a hole in the ground to get in.

且不谈曦曦这边,杨轶已经在酒吧里,和郭子意他们一般人会合。

Let’s not talk about Xixi’s side, Yang Yi is already in the bar, meeting with Guo Ziyi and the others.

今天这帮人里,最兴奋的不是郭子意,而是汪超!

Among this group of people today, the most excited is not Guo Ziyi, but Wang Chao!

这个家伙,很骚气地在自己的脑门上戴了一个红色的头带,把头发都弄得竖了起来,酷不酷不知道,反正挺另类的,也很符合这个环境。

This guy angrily wears a red headband on his forehead and makes his hair stand up. I don’t know if it’s cool or not. Anyway, it’s quite different and fits this environment.

平时的他可不是这样,平时他就是杜媛蕾的跟屁虫,今天来酒吧玩,就是要放飞自我了?

This is not the case with him in normal times. He is usually Du Yuanlei’s follower. He came to the bar to play today, just to let himself go?

杨轶不在意,他找了一个稍微清静一点的卡座,一圈能坐七八人的那种,招呼大家坐下,然后接过酒保递过来的酒单,递给他们。

Yang Yi didn’t care, he found a slightly quieter booth, one that could seat seven or eight people in a circle, greeted everyone to sit down, then took the wine list handed over by the bartender and handed it to them.

“想喝点什么?尽管点。”杨轶微微笑着,说道。

“Want something to drink? Go ahead.” Yang Yi said with a slight smile.

“我要这个,这个带感!”汪超凑过头,跟郭子意一起看,他指着其中一杯叫了起来。

“I want this, this one feels good!” Wang Chao leaned over and watched with Guo Ziyi. He pointed to one of the cups and shouted.

“哇,跟血一样,叫血腥玛丽,你敢喝这个?”旁边一个男生感叹道。

“Wow, it’s like blood, it’s called Bloody Mary, how dare you drink this?” a boy next to him sighed.

“朱立扬,你别小看我好不好?又不是真的血,有什么不敢喝的?”汪超挺起了胸膛。

“Zhu Liyang, don’t underestimate me, okay? It’s not real blood, so what’s not to drink?” Wang Chao raised his chest.

朱立扬是剧组的灯光师,其实也是摄影系的学生。

Zhu Liyang is the lighting engineer of the crew, and is actually a student of the photography department.

“血腥玛丽,这个可能会有点辣,你能行吗?”杨轶好心地提醒了一句。

“Bloody Mary, this may be a bit spicy, can you do it?” Yang Yi reminded kindly.

“我不怕辣,杨大哥,我老家是川省的,可能吃辣了!”

“I’m not afraid of spicy food, Brother Yang, my hometown is from Sichuan Province, so I might eat spicy food!”

“那行,给他来杯血腥玛丽,我要一杯莫吉托。”杨轶娴熟地向酒保点了点头。

“Okay, bring him a Bloody Mary, I want a Mojito.” Yang Yi nodded to the bartender skillfully.

“杨大哥,我,我也来杯血腥玛丽吧!”朱立扬说道,“我也想试试。”

“Brother Yang, I, let me have a **** Mary too!” Zhu Liyang said, “I want to try it too.”

“干嘛跟我选一样的!”汪超跟他斗起嘴来。

“Why did I choose the same one!” Wang Chao quarreled with him.

那边,郭子意也在跟丁湘研究要喝什么,这两个人都没有在酒吧消费过,就算是在这里工作过一段时间的丁湘也没有关注过客人喝什么,酒单上的东西对他们来说还是很新鲜的。

Over there, Guo Ziyi is also researching what to drink with Ding Xiang. Neither of them has ever consumed in a bar. Even Ding Xiang, who has worked here for a while, has not paid attention to what the guests drink. Things are still very new to them.

“这么贵?”丁湘看着上面的标价,忍不住有些咂舌。

“So expensive?” Ding Xiang couldn’t help smacking his tongue when he looked at the price listed above.

鸡尾酒都是五十块钱起步,还仅仅是一小杯,就连清水,这里卖的也是三十多块钱一杯,丁湘看着这个酒单,整个人都不好了。

Cocktails start at 50 yuan, and it’s just a small glass. Even clear water is sold here for more than 30 yuan. Ding Xiang looked at the wine list, and his whole person was not good.

“要不我还是不喝了,我就在这里坐坐就好。”丁湘小声地跟郭子意说道。

“If I don’t drink, I’ll just sit here.” Ding Xiang whispered to Guo Ziyi.

“你不想喝酒?没关系,这里有那种没有酒精的饮料。”郭子意会错了意,他还翻开了后面,指着那些果汁混调的饮料,说道。

“You don’t want to drink? It doesn’t matter, there are non-alcoholic drinks here.” Guo Ziyi would be mistaken, he also opened the back, pointed to the drinks mixed with fruit juice, and said.

“嗯,女生来酒吧,最好还是少喝酒。”杨轶笑了笑,跟另外一个女生说道,“龙霓,你想喝什么?”

“Well, when girls come to bars, it’s best to drink less.” Yang Yi smiled and said to another girl, “Long Ni, what would you like to drink?”

龙霓是剧组的化妆师,不过不是江传的学生,只是杜媛蕾的一个朋友。她点了一瓶低酒精的黑啤。

Long Ni is the makeup artist of the crew, but not a student of Jiang Chuan, but a friend of Du Yuanlei. She ordered a low-alcohol stout.

最终,郭子意给自己点了一杯看起来还不错的玛格丽特,给丁湘点了一杯叫日出的无酒精饮料,那是用橙汁、柠檬汁、石榴汁调出来的,颜色上有着黄色向红色的渐变,很像太阳出来的模样。

In the end, Guo Ziyi ordered himself a margarita that looked pretty good, and ordered Ding Xiang a non-alcoholic drink called Sunrise, which was made with orange juice, lemon juice, and pomegranate juice. There is a gradient from yellow to red on the top, much like the appearance of the sun.

丁湘这杯果汁也要五十块,她都想换成最便宜的清水,但郭子意看破了她的意图,没有同意。

Ding Xiang’s glass of juice costs 50 yuan. She wants to replace it with the cheapest water, but Guo Ziyi sees through her intention and doesn’t agree.

喝得上来的很快,随即还有一些水果拼盘、薯条之类的小吃,杨轶专门点给这几个酒吧新手吃的,光喝酒,恐怕他们待会都得躺着回去。

The drink came up quickly, and then there were some snacks such as fruit platters and French fries. Yang Yi specially ordered these for the newcomers to the bar. Just drinking, I’m afraid they will have to lie down later.

“卧槽,真的是血腥玛丽啊!看起来跟血一样。”汪超和朱立扬的酒上来之后,朱立扬端着那个小的八角杯,看着里面浓稠的酒液,禁不住咂舌。

“Fuck, it’s really a Bloody Mary! It looks like blood.” After Wang Chao and Zhu Liyang’s wine came up, Zhu Liyang was holding the small octagonal glass and looking at the thick wine inside, he couldn’t help smacking tongue.

“朱立扬,既然都点了,你不会不敢喝吧?”汪超故意刺激他。

“Zhu Liyang, since you ordered it, you wouldn’t dare to drink it, would you?” Wang Chao deliberately provoked him.

“我怎么会不敢喝?我怕你不敢喝!”朱立扬不服气。

“Why don’t I dare to drink? I’m afraid you won’t dare to drink!” Zhu Liyang was not convinced.

汪超挑了挑眉,他端起自己那杯血腥玛丽,喝了一口,其实那杯酒也就两三小口的量,汪超喝了一口,已经下半,但他也只是皱了皱眉头,便咽了下去。

Wang Chao raised his eyebrows. He picked up his glass of Bloody Mary and took a sip. In fact, the glass of wine was only two or three small sips. He frowned and swallowed.

“轮到你了!”汪超指了指朱立扬。

“It’s your turn!” Wang Chao pointed at Zhu Liyang.

其实鸡尾酒不是这么喝的,杨轶觉得好笑,但他没有干涉,只是饶有兴趣地看着他们。

Actually, cocktails are not like this, Yang Yi thought it was funny, but he didn’t interfere, just looked at them with interest.

朱立扬哪里服气,他也是端起杯子,豪气地喝了一大口,顿时,杯子快见底了。

Where Zhu Liyang was convinced, he also picked up the cup and took a big sip. Suddenly, the cup was almost bottomed out.

“咳咳,咳咳!”朱立扬顿时被酒味、辣味给呛到,扭头过去,猛咳个不行。

“Cough cough, cough cough!” Zhu Liyang was choked by the smell of wine and spicy, he turned his head and coughed violently.

尤其是辣味,这呛得,够难受,朱立扬咳得眼泪都流出来了。

Especially the spicy taste, it was so choking and uncomfortable that Zhu Liyang coughed so much that tears flowed out.

还好,杨轶见机不妙,叫人端了一杯清水来给他喝了几口,朱立扬才缓过了劲儿。

Fortunately, Yang Yi saw that the situation was not good, and asked someone to bring him a glass of water to give him a few sips, and Zhu Liyang calmed down.

“这么难喝吗?”郭子意和丁湘都看得目瞪口呆的。

“Is it so bad to drink?” Guo Ziyi and Ding Xiang were both stunned.

“不难喝,就是有点辣,谁让他喝得那么急?”汪超转头看向郭子意,眉飞色舞,幸灾乐祸地说道。

“It’s not hard to drink, but it’s a bit spicy. Who told him to drink in such a hurry?” Wang Chao turned to look at Guo Ziyi, and said with schadenfreude.

“谁说的,辣死了,这里面放了辣椒酱啊?”朱立扬现在脸红通通的,有种要冒火的感觉,他忍不住抱怨道。

“Who said that, it’s so spicy, there’s chili sauce in it?” Zhu Liyang was blushing now, feeling like he was about to get angry, he couldn’t help complaining.

“血腥玛丽,里面就是有辣椒油,不过不是辣椒酱,那个浓的是番茄汁。”杨轶笑了笑,“你喝慢点,就好了。要不要再来一杯。”

“Bloody Mary, there is chili oil in it, but it’s not chili sauce, it’s tomato juice.” Yang Yi smiled, “Just drink it slowly. Would you like another drink.”

“不了,不了,我想喝点正常的。”朱立扬出了洋相,对这个酒有了心理阴影。

“No, no, I want to drink something normal.” Zhu Liyang made an appearance and had a psychological shadow on this wine.

“你的这杯也是果汁吗?看起来也很好看。”丁湘好奇地问郭子意。

“Is your glass also juice? It looks good too.” Ding Xiang asked Guo Ziyi curiously.

玛格丽特是黄色的,看起来像橙汁,最漂亮的是杯沿那一圈雪花,那其实是盐来的。

The margarita is yellow, looks like orange juice, and the most beautiful is the snowflakes around the rim, which are actually salt.

“不是,它是用龙舌兰跟青檬汁还有什么调出来的,我记不太清楚了,你要不要试试?”郭子意将他的酒往丁湘面前推了推。

“No, it’s made from tequila and lime juice. I don’t remember very well. Would you like to try it?” Guo Ziyi pushed his wine in front of Ding Xiang.

丁湘正喝着她的渐变果汁,她护着自己的果汁往后避了避,眼睛里都是笑意:“我不要,你的那个好贵啊,才这么一点,就要六十多块。还没有我一半多!”

Ding Xiang was drinking her Gradient Juice, she protected her juice to avoid it, her eyes were full of smiles: “I don’t want it, yours is so expensive, it’s only like this, it’s more than 60 Blocks. Not half as much as me!”

第一次来酒吧喝酒,这些家伙都还很激动,当然,一杯肯定不够,他们喝完一开始点的,还会点一些别的酒尝鲜。

It was the first time to drink at a bar, and these guys were still very excited. Of course, one glass was definitely not enough.

杨轶倒是没有酗酒,他跟一个旁观者一样,陪坐在一边,微笑地看着他们,然后慢慢地抿着他的莫吉托,静静地品着朗姆酒浓烈的口感和薄荷的清新口味交织在一起的那种鲜明对比。

Yang Yi doesn’t drink too much. Like a bystander, he sits with him and looks at them with a smile, then slowly sips his mojito, quietly tasting the strong taste of rum The kind of contrast that mingles with the refreshing taste of mint.

当然,这酒其实一般,毕竟是平民酒吧,跟杨轶前世去的那种高档的酒吧相比,用的朗姆酒并不正宗。但杨轶对酒的兴趣没有咖啡大,所以,正宗不正宗,倒没有什么关系。

Of course, this wine is actually average. After all, it is a civilian bar. Compared with the high-end bar that Yang Yi went to in his previous life, the rum used is not authentic. But Yang Yi is not as interested in wine as coffee, so it doesn’t matter if it is authentic or not.

况且,杨轶也早就没有了前世戴着面具在酒吧里厮混的那种粗野的劲头,他更愿意坐在卡座里,一边慢慢地喝酒,一边静静地听歌。

Besides, Yang Yi has long since lost the brutish energy of hanging out in a bar wearing a mask in his previous life. He prefers to sit in the booth and drink slowly while listening to songs quietly.

“原来酒吧是这个模样。”朱立扬的感慨,让杨轶回过了神,“我还以为酒吧很乱,大家都是在那里摇着头跳舞,音乐声吵得说话都听不清的那种。”

“It turns out that the bar looks like this.” Zhu Liyang’s emotion made Yang Yi come back to his senses, “I thought the bar was a mess, everyone was shaking their heads and dancing there, and the music was so loud that I couldn’t hear the speech. kind of.”

“你说的那个是迪吧!咱们这是清吧。”汪超说道。

“You’re talking about Di! Let’s be clear.” Wang Chao said.

“不是清吧,有跳舞的地方,正确的来说,它叫慢摇吧。”杨轶笑着纠正道,“不过还是跟迪吧不一样,这里的声音不会太吵~IndoMTL.com~即便是舞池也一样。”

“It’s not clear, there is a place to dance. To be more precise, it’s called a slow shake.” Yang Yi corrected with a smile, “But it’s still different from Diba, the sound here won’t be too loud~IndoMTL .com~even the dance floor.”

“对,一般九点多之后,跳舞的人才会变得多起来。”丁湘以前在这里工作,她最有发言权。

“Yes, usually after nine o’clock, there will be more dancers.” Ding Xiang used to work here, and she has the most say.

“你们想去玩玩也行啊,别光顾着喝酒,别看现在很清醒,鸡尾酒就是这样,喝着喝着,会忽然就断片的。”杨轶鼓励道,“对了,我们最多玩到九点,然后把你们送回学校,再晚,你们宿舍也得关门了。”

“You can go and play if you want. Don’t patronize and drink. Don’t look sober now. Cocktails are just like this. When you drink, they will suddenly break.” Yang Yi encouraged, “By the way, we Play until nine o’clock at most, and then send you back to school, and later, your dormitory will be closed.”

“我要去!”汪超兴致勃勃地说道,今天他就是来放飞自我的。

“I’m going!” Wang Chao said enthusiastically, today he is here to release himself.

“会不会有事情啊?我觉得在酒吧里跳舞,总有点不好。”朱立扬担心地说道。

“Will there be something wrong? I think dancing in a bar is always a bit bad.” Zhu Liyang said worriedly.

“走,扬哥,一起去玩。没事,就算有事,咱们有杨大哥在,怕什么?”郭子意很淡定,站起来怂恿道,“杨大哥可是一个能打十个!”

“Let’s go, Brother Yang, let’s play together. It’s okay, even if something happens, we have Brother Yang here, what are we afraid of?” Guo Ziyi was very calm, stood up and urged, “Brother Yang can beat ten!”

“放屁!”杨轶哭笑不得地说道,“想去玩就去玩吧,别听郭子意胡说,只要你们小心点,能有什么事发生?”

“Fart!” Yang Yi said with tears in his eyes, “Go play if you want, don’t listen to Guo Ziyi’s nonsense, as long as you be careful, what can happen?”

又不是柯南体质。

Not a Conan physique.

       

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