House Dad’s Literary Life Chapter 252: Children all over the country want to be Xixi (three/four)

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新的卡片上面画的是一个背着书包的丸子头小女孩,然后有一个戴着渔夫帽、圆框墨镜的猥琐大叔举着棒棒糖,旁白:“乖,小妹妹,跟叔叔走,就给你糖吃!”

The new card depicts a little girl with a ball head with a schoolbag on her back, and then a wretched uncle wearing a fisherman hat and round-framed sunglasses holding a lollipop, with a narration: “Good, little sister, talk to my uncle. Let’s go, I’ll give you candy!”

这个墨菲还得详细地说,她先问道:“曦曦,要是有人想要带你去偏僻的地方,你会怎么样回应?”

This Murphy has to go into detail. She first asked: “Xixi, how would you respond if someone wanted to take you to a remote place?”

“去干什么呀?”曦曦好奇地问道。

“What are you going to do?” Xixi asked curiously.

“不不不,不能这样,如果是你不认识的人说:小朋友,蜀黍或者阿姨带你去一个好好玩的地方,你一定要拒绝他,不管是去干什么。”墨菲教育道。

“No, no, it can’t be like this. If someone you don’t know says, “Children, Shu Mi or Auntie will take you to a fun place, you must refuse him, no matter what.” Murphy taught .

“麻麻,麻麻,这个我知道!”曦曦眼睛一亮,她举起小胳膊高兴地说道,“粑粑要我不能听别人的话,不能跟别人去玩!”

“Mama, Mama, I know this!” Xixi’s eyes lit up, she raised her arms and said happily, “Baba asked me not to listen to others, not to play with others!”

“对!你千万别答应,而且,不光是陌生人哦!”墨菲严肃地说道,“老师不可以,认识的蜀黍,如果他们想要带你去什么地方,这些都是不可以的,曦曦一定不能跟他们去,而且要告诉粑粑或者麻麻!”

“Yes! You must not agree, and it’s not just strangers!” Murphy said solemnly, “Teacher can’t, I know Shu Mi, if they want to take you anywhere, these are all wrong. Yes, Xixi must not go with them, and tell Baba or Mama!”

曦曦用力地点了点头。

Xixi nodded vigorously.

“总之呢!”墨菲差不多快讲完了,她翻着最后两张卡片说道,“曦曦你要特别记住这一点,发生了什么奇怪的事情,一定要跟粑粑麻麻说,不管是谁,不认识的人,还是认识的人,不管是大人,还是小朋友,不管他是跟你说了什么奇怪的话,还是做了什么奇怪的事情,又或者是给你看了什么奇怪的东西,都一定要跟粑粑麻麻说。”

“Anyway!” Murphy almost finished speaking, she turned over the last two cards and said, “Xixi, you have to remember this, if something strange happens, you must tell Baba Mama, No matter who it is, someone you don’t know, or someone you know, whether it’s an adult or a child, no matter if he said something strange to you, did something strange, or showed you something strange You must tell Baba Mama about everything.”

比如现在这张卡片就很奇怪,上面画着一个猥琐的小男孩,然后好像穿了一个跟大象的头很像的裤子,长长的象鼻子甩呀甩……

For example, this card is very strange now. It depicts a wretched little boy, and then seems to be wearing a pair of pants that looks like an elephant’s head, and the long trunk of the elephant is swaying…

这个世界上又没有蜡笔小新,显然墨菲和曦曦都不知道这个梗的,但足够形象即可。

There is no Crayon Shin-chan in this world. Obviously Murphy and Xixi don’t know this meme, but it’s enough.

曦曦也是乖巧地跟妈妈点了点头。

Xixi also nodded obediently with her mother.

墨菲欣慰地揉了揉小姑娘的脑袋,说道:“这就对了,告诉粑粑麻麻,粑粑麻麻一定会保护你的。”

Murphy rubbed the little girl’s head in relief and said, “That’s right, tell Baba Mama, Baba Mama will definitely protect you.”

“嘻嘻,我知道啦!”小姑娘甜甜地笑了起来,她抱着妈妈的腰,“粑粑跟我说,他就跟孙悟空保护唐僧一样,会保护曦曦,不让妖怪把曦曦给吃了!”

“Hehe, I know!” The little girl smiled sweetly, she hugged her mother’s waist, “Baba told me that he will protect Xixi just like Sun Wukong protects Tang Seng, and will not let the monsters Eat Xixi!”

“好孩子,睡觉吧!”墨菲欣慰笑了。

“Good boy, go to sleep!” Murphy smiled reassuringly.

她等哄曦曦睡着后,才把杨轶精心制作的小卡片收了起来。虽然这叠小卡片已经完成了它们的使命,可是这毕竟是杨轶查了很多资料,然后花了很多心思设计,才一笔笔画出来的,墨菲很喜欢,想留做自己的珍藏。

She waited until she coaxed Xixi to fall asleep before putting away the small card carefully made by Yang Yi. Although this stack of small cards has completed their mission, after all, Yang Yi checked a lot of information, and then spent a lot of thought and design, and then drew it in one stroke. Murphy liked it very much and wanted to keep it as his own collection.

……

“甩手掌柜,你知不知道你的书卖脱销了!”已经有一段时间不敢面对杨轶的傅俊终于打来了电话,他志得意满地跟杨轶报喜。

“Shoot the shopkeeper, do you know that your book is out of stock!” Fu Jun, who had been afraid to face Yang Yi for a while, finally called, and he complacently announced the good news to Yang Yi.

“不是还在畅销榜上挂着吗?”杨轶不解地问道。

“Isn’t it still hanging on the bestseller list?” Yang Yi asked puzzled.

这事他正好前几天与编辑强子在SNS的沟通中了解过,强子告诉他虽然时隔几个月,但这两本书的实体书销量依然坚挺,在月榜里都能排进前二十!

He just found out about this matter in the communication with the editor Qiangzi on SNS a few days ago. Qiangzi told him that although it was a few months later, the physical book sales of these two books are still strong, and they are both in the monthly list. To be in the top twenty!

“不是那两本!《曦曦的睡前故事》火了,你闺女火了你知不知道?”傅俊得意地笑了起来,“现在满中国的小孩都在羡慕那个叫曦曦的小女孩,他们都想成为你的女儿!哈哈!”

“It’s not those two books! “Xi Xi’s Bedtime Story” is popular, and your daughter is popular, do you know that?” Fu Jun laughed proudly, “Now all the children in China are envious of that named Xi Xi. Xi’s little girl, they all want to be your daughters! Haha!”

这是要成为国民爸爸的节奏?

This is the rhythm of becoming a national dad?

“还有这回事?”杨轶已经做到荣辱不惊,只是觉得很好奇,“之前不是卖不出去吗?怎么忽然间就火起来了?”

“Is there still such a thing?” Yang Yi has managed to not be shocked, but he is just curious, “Isn’t it not possible to sell it before? Why did it suddenly become popular?”

“呃……”傅俊有点尴尬,他不好意思说是自己出版社的运营策划人员太蠢,只好挑一些来说,“之前看得人不多,后来羊城一个叫余倩的专栏作者在报纸上推荐了你的书,后来口碑慢慢上来,我们又在推广网上商城,打了很多广告,给你吸引了许多顾客,现在是不仅小朋友们喜欢看,很多大人童心未泯也看起了你的童话故事。”

“Uh…” Fu Jun was a little embarrassed, he was embarrassed to say that the operation planners of his publishing house were too stupid, so he had to pick some and say, “I didn’t see many people before, but later a column named Yu Qian in Yangcheng The author recommended your book in the newspaper, and then the word of mouth slowly came up. We are promoting the online store again, and we put a lot of advertisements, which attracted many customers to you. Now not only children like to read it, but many adults also read it. Start your fairy tale.”

“你打了很多广告?所以现在网上商城的生意很不错?”杨轶若有所思。

“You’ve advertised a lot? So now the online store is doing well?” Yang Yi thought thoughtfully.

“是的,你先听我说,跟你讲一个特别有意思的事!”傅俊想想就乐,呵呵笑着说道,“有很多读者不是看了《曦曦的睡前故事》很喜欢吗?还根据你的名字,找了你那两本军旅小说,结果,买回去一看,有些还打电话回来跟客服抱怨。”

“Yes, you listen to me first and tell you something very interesting!” Fu Jun was happy when he thought about it, hehe said with a smile, “There are many readers who didn’t read “Xi Xi’s Bedtime Story” Do you like it very much? I also found your two military novels based on your name. As a result, I bought them back and read them, and some even called back to complain to the customer service.”

抱怨啥?

What are you complaining about?

这不是去幼儿园的车,呜呜呜,骗我,我要下车!

This is not a car to kindergarten, woohoo, lie to me, I want to get off!

当然,这只是一个玩笑,不过也差不多,一些不喜欢打打杀杀的读者都抱怨这些书不适合他们的孩子看,还问是不是搞错了,写童话故事的杨轶和写《亮剑》的杨轶是同名的两个人吧?

Of course, this is just a joke, but it’s pretty much the same. Some readers who don’t like to fight and fight complain that these books are not suitable for their children, and also ask if they are mistaken. Is Yang Yi of “Bright Sword” two people with the same name?

说着这些事,傅俊比杨轶还得意,仿佛是他而不是杨轶写出的这些书一样。

Speaking of these things, Fu Jun is more proud than Yang Yi, as if he and not Yang Yi wrote these books.

“正好你打过来电话,我有个关于撒哈拉网上商城的发展新想法,你有没有兴趣听?”杨轶没有任何铺垫,直接切入了自己的话题。

“You just called. I have a new idea for the development of the Sahara Online Mall. Are you interested in hearing about it?”

“什么新想法?”傅俊来了兴致。

“What new idea?” Fu Jun was interested.

这几个月下来,傅俊可以说是对杨轶心服口服了,几乎所有杨轶给他传授的发展思路,都在实际的运营中起到了很好的效果。

In the past few months, Fu Jun can be said to be convinced by Yang Yi. Almost all the development ideas taught by Yang Yi have played a good role in the actual operation.

比如网上书店的网页页面新的操作逻辑~IndoMTL.com~大大地降低了新客人的上手难度,从而促进了销量的提升。

For example, the new operation logic of the web page of the online bookstore ~IndoMTL.com~ greatly reduces the difficulty of getting started for new customers, thereby promoting the increase of sales.

再比如网上书店更名网上商城,由单一的书籍销售走向多元化的发展道路,这个选择明显是正确的,增加了服装、箱包还有婴幼儿产品等多种产品销售之后,网上商城的访问量和利润可以说是水涨船高,甚至多种产品线还相互促进,提高了彼此的销量!

Another example is the renaming of an online bookstore to an online mall, which has shifted from a single book sales to a diversified development path. This choice is obviously correct. After increasing the sales of various products such as clothing, bags, and baby products, the online mall’s It can be said that the number of visits and profits have risen, and even multiple product lines have promoted each other and increased each other’s sales!

还有傅俊最佩服的是杨轶让他作为牵线人联手多家银行推出的网银新模式,直接让网络经济走上了新的轨迹,更多人愿意通过网银进行网络消费,不仅是撒哈拉网上商城这边的网购更加便捷,其他互联网公司,除了第三方支付公司以外,基本上都能够在这个浪潮中收益!

Fu Jun also admires the new model of online banking that Yang Yi asked him to join forces with a number of banks as a matchmaker, which directly made the online economy embark on a new trajectory. More people are willing to use online banking for online consumption, not only the Saharan people Online shopping on the online mall side is more convenient, and other Internet companies, except for third-party payment companies, can basically benefit from this wave!

这让他傅俊也在业内意外地享受到了不错的声望。

This made him, Fu Jun, unexpectedly enjoy a good reputation in the industry.

现在杨轶又有新想法,尝到了甜头的傅俊怎么能不大喜过望呢?

Now that Yang Yi has new ideas, how could Fu Jun, who has tasted the sweetness, not be overjoyed?

“开辟音乐各种类型唱片的销售渠道。”杨轶云淡风轻地说道,“目前仅有的几家音乐网站也只是提供单曲下载,并没有哪家网站上能够购买到实体唱片,而我们撒哈拉网上商城,刚好可以弥补这个空白。”

“Open up sales channels for various types of music records.” Yang Yiyun said calmly, “At present, there are only a few music websites that only provide single downloads, and none of them can buy physical records. And our Sahara Online Mall can just fill this gap.”

       

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