House Dad’s Literary Life Chapter 250: Girls can’t! (1/4)

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一家人,最重要的是齐齐整整。

Family, the most important thing is to be neat and tidy.

经历过孤独的墨菲如今很深刻地体会到了这一点。

Murphy, who has experienced loneliness, understands this deeply now.

经过一天录歌的辛苦后,墨菲回到家便有杨轶的关心和照顾,还有曦曦叽叽喳喳的吵闹。这便是一种幸福,很简单的幸福。

After a hard day of recording songs, Murphy returned home with Yang Yi’s concern and care, and Xixi’s chattering noise. This is a kind of happiness, very simple happiness.

虽然娱乐圈聚少离多已经成了一种常态,就算墨菲不跑商演,未来她新专辑录制结束,宣传期也估计免不了东奔西走,但墨菲还是很喜欢现在一家人在一块的温馨感觉。

Although it has become a norm in the entertainment industry to gather less and leave more, even if Murphy does not run commercial performances, the recording of her new album will end in the future, and the promotion period will inevitably run around, but Murphy still likes the current family very much. The warm feeling of being together.

杨轶是木子昂的身份被墨菲知道了,不过跟没有知道之前的生活没有多大的区别。这就好像是一个普通的小插曲,墨菲也没有因为杨轶是木子昂,便天天逼着他给自己写新歌、唱新歌。

Yang Yi’s identity as Mu Ziang was known to Murphy, but it was not much different from the life before he didn’t know. This is like an ordinary episode, and Murphy did not force Yang Yi to write and sing new songs for himself every day because he was Mu Ziang.

身份揭穿的第二天,墨菲还是如常地坐着杨轶的车回家,还是如常地等待杨轶精心制作的美食,然后一家子如常地吃完晚饭到大运河的坝上散步。

The second day after the identity was revealed, Murphy went home in Yang Yi’s car as usual, still waiting for Yang Yi’s elaborate food, and then the family had dinner as usual and went for a walk on the dam of the Grand Canal .

这样规矩的生活,墨菲和杨轶都很喜欢。

Murphy and Yang Yi like this kind of regular life.

唯一有的变化,是散步回来,准备看电视的墨菲被杨轶兴致勃勃地叫来了书房,然后展示了一个新玩意。

The only change is that after returning from a walk, Murphy, who was about to watch TV, was called to the study by Yang Yi excitedly, and then showed a new thing.

“这个叫微播,是我前段时间,让江传的学生制作出来的网站,你可以把它当成是一个精简版的博客。在微播上,你可以用简单的话,类似于短信息,来发布自己的近况,还有可以分享自己的今天的心情、照片……”在书房,杨轶讲解了一通,将这个新玩意的功能都介绍完,然后跟墨菲换了个位置,让她来试试。

“This is called Weibo. It is a website made by a student of Jiang Chuan some time ago. You can think of it as a simplified version of a blog. On Weibo, you can use simple words, similar to short information, to publish my current situation, and to share my mood and photos today…” In the study, Yang Yi explained a bit, introduced the functions of this new gadget, and then changed positions with Murphy, Let her try it.

曦曦早早地就过来凑热闹,她刚才就一直伸着脖子,踮着脚尖张望。现在看到妈妈坐到电脑前面,小姑娘有点呆不住,她兴奋地往妈妈的怀里挤:“我也要看!让我也来玩一下好不好嘛?”

Xixi came over early to join in the fun. She had been stretching her neck and looking around on tiptoe just now. Seeing her mother sitting in front of the computer now, the little girl couldn’t stay still, she squeezed into her mother’s arms excitedly: “I want to watch too! Would you like me to play too?”

然而,小姑娘被一个大手给抓住,她哇哇叫着,四肢腾空,被抱了起来。

However, the little girl was grabbed by a big hand, and she was hoared, her limbs vacated, and she was picked up.

“呀呀,要摔倒了!”曦曦咯咯笑着,连忙抱住了爸爸的脖子。

“Yeah, I’m about to fall!” Xixi giggled and quickly hugged her father’s neck.

“越来越调皮了!”杨轶宠溺地看着女儿,轻轻地捏了捏她的小鼻子,柔声说道,“看不到,爸爸抱着你看。”

“I’m getting more and more naughty!” Yang Yi looked at her daughter dotingly, pinched her little nose gently, and said softly, “I can’t see it, Dad will hold you and watch.”

他拉了拉椅子,在墨菲身边坐下,小姑娘便被他抱在腿上。

He pulled up the chair and sat down beside Murphy while the little girl was held on his lap.

“那好吧!”曦曦找了个舒服的姿势,半坐半躺在了爸爸的怀里,然后黑色的眼珠子骨碌碌地打转,不知道在想什么。

“Okay then!” Xixi found a comfortable position, half sitting and half lying in her father’s arms, and her black eyes were twitching, not knowing what she was thinking.

墨菲在杨轶的指点下,注册了账号,并且直接用了自己的名字作为账户名。

Under the guidance of Yang Yi, Murphy registered an account, and directly used his own name as the account name.

“回头我让人给你做个认证,今后你可以用这个账号来跟你的粉丝们进行互动,当然,如果你不经常玩的话,可以让墨晓娟代替你来运营管理。”杨轶知道墨菲的性格,绝不是那种天天刷状态的明星。

“I’ll ask someone to authenticate you. In the future, you can use this account to interact with your fans. Of course, if you don’t play often, you can let Mo Xiaojuan manage it instead of you.” Yang Yi knew that Murphy’s character was by no means the kind of star who brushed the status every day.

“粉丝?他们也会用这个微播吗?”墨菲疑惑地问道。

“Fans? Will they use this microcast too?” Murphy asked suspiciously.

“当然,微播以后会越来越多人使用,就好像SNS一样。”杨轶肯定地说道,“而且今后明星的微播运营,也会是一个大学问,回头我教一下墨晓娟,以免她犯蠢。”

“Of course, micro-broadcasting will be used by more and more people in the future, just like SNS.” Yang Yi said affirmatively, “And in the future, the micro-broadcasting operation of celebrities will also be a university question. I will teach you ink later. Xiaojuan, lest she be stupid.”

“别这么说她啦,一会儿晓娟又要生你的气。”墨菲忍不住笑了起来。

“Don’t say that to her, Xiaojuan is going to be mad at you again.” Murphy couldn’t help laughing.

“粑粑,你看,你看!”曦曦忽然叫唤了起来。

“Baba, look, look!” Xixi suddenly called out.

刚才瞅了一会儿妈妈一顿笨拙的鼠标操作,小姑娘早就失去了观摩下去的兴致,她就半躺在爸爸的怀里,踢着小腿,自己玩了起来。

After watching my mother’s clumsy mouse operation for a while, the little girl had long lost her interest in watching it. She was half lying in her father’s arms, kicking her calf, and playing by herself.

被女儿一顿叫唤,杨轶和墨菲都低头看向她,只见小家伙不知道什么时候拉起了衣裳,露出了白白的小肚子,然后她还捏着自己因为这个姿势被挤出来的“小肚腩”。

Being called out by their daughter, both Yang Yi and Murphy looked down at her, only to see that the little guy pulled up his clothes at some point, revealing his white belly, and then she pinched herself because of this posture. Extruded “small belly”.

“嘻嘻,粑粑,你看,我也跟馨儿一样了呢!这里肚子大大的!好好玩!”小姑娘傻乎乎地捏着自己的肚子笑着,还乐得合不拢嘴。

“Hee hee, Baba, look, I’m just like Xiner! I have a big belly here! It’s fun!”

墨菲愣了一下,连忙伸手去将曦曦的衣裳拉下来,遮住她的肚子,责怪地说道:“曦曦,女孩子怎么可以这样?太不淑女了!”

Murphy was stunned for a moment, then quickly reached out and pulled Xixi’s clothes down, covering her stomach, and said reproachfully: “Xixi, how can a girl do this? It’s too unlady!”

以前小姑娘可是很在意自己的形象,杨轶被曦曦刚才的模样弄得有些凌乱,他反应过来,也跟着教育道:“曦曦,女孩子不能把衣服掀起来,也不能给别人看,知不知道?”

In the past, the little girl was very concerned about her image. Yang Yi was a little messy by Xixi’s appearance just now. He reacted and educated him: “Xixi, girls can’t lift up their clothes, and they can’t give Others see, do you know?”

“为什么呀?馨儿也让我们玩她的肚子呀!软软的,很好玩!”曦曦很疑惑,她眨了眨天真的大眼睛问道。

“Why? Xiner also let us play with her belly! It’s soft and fun!” Xixi was puzzled, she asked with big innocent eyes.

“不要管馨儿怎么做,曦曦你反正记住麻麻和粑粑的话,不能把衣服掀起来。”墨菲板起了脸,严肃地说道。

“Don’t care what Xiner does, Xixi, remember what Mama and Baba said, you can’t lift your clothes.” Murphy said solemnly.

曦曦还是有些害怕妈妈发脾气,小姑娘嘟着小嘴巴,乖乖地点了点头。

Xixi was still a little afraid that her mother would lose her temper. The little girl pouted and nodded obediently.

虽然只是一个小插曲,但杨轶却重视了起来。

Although it was only a small episode, Yang Yi took it seriously.

“馨儿也让我们玩她的肚子呀!”小姑娘的话,一直在杨轶的脑海里回荡。

“Xin Er also let us play with her belly!” The little girl’s words kept echoing in Yang Yi’s mind.

不知道曦曦说的是什么情况,但杨轶想到刚才女儿傻乎乎地掀起衣摆,把自己的小肚子露出来的样子,心里就有些崩溃。

I don’t know what Xixi was talking about, but Yang Yi felt a little broken when she thought of the way her daughter raised the hem of her clothes foolishly just now, exposing her belly.

无聊的小姑娘跑出去找小猫咪们玩,杨轶转过头,跟墨菲认真地说道:“你看曦曦这个神经多大条?一点都没意识到女孩子跟男孩子的不同。所以宜早不宜迟,你还是找个时间,抓紧地把那个课给曦曦讲了吧!”

The bored little girl ran out to play with the kittens. Yang Yi turned her head and said seriously to Murphy, “Look at how nervous Xixi is? I didn’t realize the difference between girls and boys. So sooner rather than later, you should find a time to teach that class to Xixi as soon as possible!”

那个课,墨菲当然知道杨轶指的是什么。杨轶之前就已经画好了图文并茂的课程材料~IndoMTL.com~只是墨菲觉得有些难以启齿,便一直拖了下来。

In that class, Murphy certainly knew what Yang Yi was referring to. Yang Yi had already drawn the course materials with pictures and texts~IndoMTL.com~ but Murphy found it a little difficult to explain, so he kept dragging it down.

现在墨菲也是被女儿吓了一跳,从女儿的表现来看,幼儿园里那些小孩,像兰馨都没有男女有别的意识,更没有保护自己身体的念头,要是不跟曦曦做好这方面的教育,恐怕曦曦跟着其他小伙伴玩,一些出格的行为都会无意间模仿出来!

Now Murphy is also taken aback by her daughter. Judging from her daughter’s performance, those children in the kindergarten, like Lan Xin, do not have the consciousness that men and women are different, let alone protect their own bodies. If they don’t talk to Xixi Do a good job in this aspect of education, I am afraid that Xixi will play with other friends, and some outrageous behaviors will be imitated inadvertently!

所以墨菲此刻的表情也有一些沉重,她郑重地点了点头。

So Murphy’s expression was a little heavy at the moment, she nodded solemnly.

“你那些卡片再让我看一下,明天晚上吃完饭,我就跟曦曦讲这个!”墨菲说道。

“Let me look at those cards again. After dinner tomorrow night, I will tell Xixi about this!” Murphy said.

杨轶从书架上,取下一个盒子,打开来,里面就是他画的那些儿童性/教育的小卡片,里面都是萌化了的卡通形象,想必曦曦看这些卡通形象,也会更容易接受,更加印象深刻。

Yang Yi took out a box from the bookshelf and opened it. Inside were the little cards he had drawn on children’s sex/education, which were full of cute cartoon characters. It will be easier to accept and more impressive.

“你还上了颜色啊?”墨菲有些惊讶,上回杨轶画完之后,她瞄过一眼,还没有现在这样丰富多彩的颜色。

“Are you still coloring?” Murphy was a little surprised. After Yang Yi finished painting the last time, she glanced at it, and there was no such colorful color as it is now.

“嗯,前段时间比较闲。”杨轶跟墨菲点了点头,笑道,“我来跟你讲一下里面的内容吧?帮你理清楚思路。”

“Well, I was quite busy some time ago.” Yang Yi nodded to Murphy and smiled, “Let me tell you what’s inside, shall I? Help you clarify your thoughts.”

       

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