House Dad’s Literary Life Chapter 1214: It’s over, Yang Xiao? Ying? Lu? ǘ??/a>

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墨菲跟母亲的聊天快结束了,她笑着在沙发上前倾着探了探头,喊道:“曈曈,曈曈,快过来,跟外婆说拜拜!”

Murphy’s chat with her mother was almost over. She smiled and leaned forward on the sofa to probe her head, shouting, “Hey, Huo, come here and say goodbye to grandma!”

喊了两声后,一个小小的身影便从楼梯口蹬蹬蹬跑了过来,小步子跑得很溜,而且还夹杂着“嘻嘻”的笑声。更新最快┏Ⅹ④③⑨⑨┛

After shouting twice, a small figure ran over from the stairs, walking very slowly, and there was also laughter of “hee hee”. The fastest update┏Ⅹ④③⑨⑨┛

“他来了!”墨菲笑着,将电话递了过去,叮嘱道,“曈曈,跟外婆说,拜拜,seeyou吧!”

“He’s here!” Murphy smiled, handed over the phone, and exhorted, “Hey, tell grandma, bye, see you!”

但当她的视线从话筒上转移,落在跟小花猫一样、满头是灰的小曈曈身上是,墨菲顿时声音一滞,傻眼了。

But when her eyes shifted from the microphone and fell on Xiao Jiao, who was like a small cat with a gray head, Murphy’s voice suddenly stopped and she was dumbfounded.

这灰娃娃,还是我的宝贝儿子吗?

Is this grey doll still my baby boy?

至少声音还是的,小曈曈兴冲冲地将自己两个灰灰的爪子按在了沙发上,冲着话筒,奶声奶气地叫道:“外婆,拜拜!”

At least the voice was still there, Xiao Jiao excitedly pressed his two gray paws on the sofa, pointed at the microphone, and shouted in a milky voice: “Grandma, bye!”

或许是听到了里面传来的英语,他也像模像样地学道:“seeyou!”

Perhaps he heard the English coming from inside, and he also learned to say: “seeyou!”

墨菲回过了神,她匆忙跟母亲说了几句,挂断电话,然后,她的眼睛有些哭笑不得地盯向了还浑然未觉地压着沙发蹦了蹦的小曈曈。

Murphy regained her senses. She hurriedly said a few words to her mother, hung up the phone, and then stared at Xiao Jiao, who was still jumping on the sofa without knowing whether to laugh or cry.

“杨小曈!”墨菲又好气,又好笑地叫了一声,“你都干了什么好事?”

“Yang Xiaojiao!” Murphy exclaimed in exasperation, “What good things have you done?”

小曈曈正沉浸在自己快乐的小世界里,没有发现妈妈的情绪变化,他还嘻嘻地扬起小脑袋,眉飞色舞地跟妈妈笑着。

Xiao Jiajia was immersed in his happy little world, and he didn’t notice his mother’s mood changes. He also raised his head giggling and smiled with his mother.

“你怎么把自己弄成这样?你刚才钻哪里玩了?”墨菲无奈地捧起小家伙两个脏兮兮的小爪子,问道。

“How did you make yourself like this? Where did you play just now?” Murphy reluctantly picked up the little guy’s two dirty little claws and asked.

“就,就,曈曈,跟包子玩呢!”小曈曈眨了眨他无辜的大眼睛,解释了起来,“画画,姐姐那个,画画呀!”

“Just, just, Jiao, playing with buns!” Xiao Jiao blinked his innocent big eyes and explained, “Painting, sister, paint!”

“包子带你去调皮捣蛋了?”墨菲狐疑地看着小曈曈。

“Baozi took you to be naughty?” Murphy looked at Xiao Jiao suspiciously.

小曈曈也不是存心坑队友,只是在他单纯的想法里,包子就是和他一块“同流合污”的!所以,听了妈妈前半截话,后半截自动忽略了的小曈曈,还很高兴地点了点小脑袋。

Xiao Jiajiao didn’t mean to cheat his teammates, but in his pure thoughts, Baozi was “congenial” with him! So, after listening to the first half of her mother’s words, Xiao Jiao, who automatically ignored the second half, nodded her head happily.

还好,墨菲持的是怀疑态度,没有轻信小曈曈的话,她将小家伙抱起来,来到楼梯口查看。

Fortunately, Murphy was skeptical. She didn’t believe Xiao Jialu’s words. She picked up the little guy and went to the stairs to check.

刚过转角,墨菲看到面前墙壁、地板上一片狼藉,顿时脸色一黑。

Just around the corner, Murphy’s face turned black when he saw the walls and floor in front of him in a mess.

“我的天!杨小曈,你看你干的什么好事!”墨菲又是好气,又是好笑地将小家伙放下来,然后她叉着腰盯着这个一脸无辜的小家伙,声音微微有些责怪地说了起来,“还把责任丢给包子,包子有这个胆量把家里搞成这个模样吗?”

“My God! Yang Xiaojiao, look at what you’ve done!” Murphy put down the little guy in a rage and a funny way, and then she stared at the innocent-looking boy with her hips on her back. Dude, his voice was slightly reproachful and he said, “I also left the responsibility to Baozi. Does Baozi have the guts to make the family look like this?”

墨菲显然是忘记了,包子还曾经有过一段将纸巾撕扯得满地都是的“辉煌战绩”(去年杨轶用纸巾在楼梯间布阵,给曦曦和小曈曈玩闯关游戏)——虽然那次不完全是包子的错,另外三个先动了爪子的大肥猫溜掉,留下包子挨骂,但毕竟包子还是有参与的啊!

Murphy obviously forgot, Baozi once had a “brilliant record” of tearing tissues all over the floor (last year Yang Yi used tissues to set up a formation in the stairwell, for Xixi and Xiaojiao to play through the levels) game) – Although it wasn’t entirely Baozi’s fault that time, the other three big fat cats that moved their claws slipped away, leaving Baozi to be scolded, but after all, Baozi was still involved!

墨菲是忘记了这个事,但包子还有印象,大主人们发脾气时候还是很可怕的,它都挨过很多次训斥,甚至还被关过几次小黑屋!

Murphy forgot about this, but the steamed bun still has the impression that when the big masters lose their temper, he is still very scary.

所以,看到小曈曈“可怜兮兮”地被责怪了,包子倒是鼓起了勇气,从旁边跑过来,拦在了大主人和小主人中间,它还抬起了两只前肢,热心地搭在了墨菲的大腿上。

So, seeing Xiao Jiao being “pathetically” blamed, Baozi summoned his courage, ran over from the side, stopped between the big master and the little master, and raised his two front limbs , enthusiastically placed it on Murphy’s lap.

“嚯嚯……”包子站不稳,落下来转了两圈,又呼着气,立起来。

“Hoho…” Steamed Bun couldn’t stand still, fell down and turned twice, exhaled again, and stood up.

这模样,就好像它在帮忙拉架,不要让墨菲责怪小曈曈一样。

It looks like it is helping to pull the frame, don’t let Murphy blame Xiaojiao.

小曈曈这回也似乎感觉到妈妈的生气,他伸手挠了挠脸蛋,留下两道灰呼呼的痕迹,眼睛倒是骨碌碌的,偷偷地瞄了瞄正无奈地叉腰、望着他那一道道“战绩”的妈妈,妈妈的那副表情,明显写着:“你闯祸了!”

Xiao Jiajia also seemed to feel his mother’s anger this time. He stretched out his hand and scratched his face, leaving two traces of gray whirring, but his eyes were bony. His mother’s “records”, her mother’s expression, clearly wrote: “You are in trouble!”

怎么办?

What should I do?

小曈曈也不知道啊!只能手足无措地站在原地,不敢动弹,还努力地眨巴着他天真、可爱的大眼睛,装起了可怜……

I don’t even know Xiao Jiao! He could only stand in the same place at a loss, not daring to move, and blinking his innocent and cute big eyes hard, pretending to be pitiful…

幸亏有包子“姐姐”帮忙拦着,不然妈妈可能得按着自己的小屁股揍上一顿呢!

Fortunately, Baozi’s “sister” helped to stop it, otherwise my mother might have to beat her own little ass!

墨菲其实是在想办法,但她看了一圈,最终无奈地叹息一声,学着电视里一些口音,说道:“完了,杨小曈,麻麻跟你说,你这下摊上大事了!麻麻都没有办法帮你弥补!”

Murphy was actually trying to figure out a way, but after watching it for a while, she finally sighed helplessly, learned some accents from the TV, and said, “It’s over, Yang Xiaojiao, Mama tell you, you are here It’s a big deal! Mama can’t help you make up for it!”

还弥补什么?墙上除了几道黑乎乎的笔迹以外,就是那横七竖八,被小曈曈用笔尖划出来的痕迹,所以,看上去这堵墙的下面,就跟被犁过的田地一样,坑坑洼洼的,惨不忍睹!

What else to make up for? Except for a few dark handwritings on the wall, it was the traces that were drawn horizontally and vertically with the tip of the pen. Therefore, it seemed that the underside of the wall was just like the ploughed fields, full of pits and pits, terrible to see. !

“到时候你粑粑回来,他那个家伙有强迫症,看到你把墙画得那么乱,肯定要疯了!”墨菲想到杨轶,都忍不住嘴角轻轻一翘,没好气地跟小家伙说道。

“When you come back, he has obsessive-compulsive disorder. He must be crazy when he sees you painting the wall in such a mess!” Thinking of Yang Yi, Murphy couldn’t help but twitch the corner of her mouth. Said to the little guy angrily.

小曈曈知道自己真的闯祸了,还被妈妈骂,他原本兴奋的情绪早就不翼而飞,渐渐地,他慌乱无助的心情占了上风,看得到他的眼眶红了起来,小嘴巴瘪了起来……

Xiao 曈曈 knew that he was really in trouble, and was scolded by his mother. His original excitement had long since disappeared. Gradually, his panic and helplessness prevailed, and he could see that his eyes were red. Get up, little mouth shriveled up…

还没有哭,这只不过是小家伙害怕被骂的表现。

I haven’t cried yet, it’s just the little guy’s fear of being scolded.

只见小家伙委屈地挪着小步子,一点点靠近妈妈,然后小心翼翼地抓着妈妈的手,虽然不吭声,但这可怜的小模样,还是让墨菲心软了起来。

I saw the little guy moved aggrievedly with small steps, approached his mother a little bit, and then carefully grabbed his mother’s hand. Although he didn’t say a word, Murphy’s heart softened because of this poor little appearance.

“好啦!麻麻先给你洗个澡,然后拖一下地,你看你,把自己弄了一脑袋灰尘。”墨菲心疼地将小曈曈抱起来,柔声说道,“下次可不要再调皮捣蛋咯!”

“Okay! Mama will give you a bath first, then mop the floor. Look at you, you’ve got yourself a whole bunch of dust.” Murphy hugged Xiao Jiao distressedly and said softly, ” Don’t be naughty next time!”

在妈妈的怀里,小曈曈才稍微有些安心,这会儿,在眼眶里打转的泪珠子在他的小脸蛋上滑落了几颗下来,他难过地将小脑袋埋在了妈妈的怀里,不想在被挨骂了。

In his mother’s arms, Xiao Haoyu was a little relieved. At this moment, the teardrops that were swirling in his eyes slipped down a few on his little face, and he sadly buried his little head in his mother In his arms, he didn’t want to be scolded.

……

傍晚,不算是主角的杨轶找了个借口开溜,他没有参加晚宴,而是去接曦曦和兰馨回家。

In the evening, Yang Yi, who was not the protagonist, made an excuse to leave. Instead of attending the dinner, he went to pick up Xixi and Lan Xin home.

刚回到家,杨轶手里的车钥匙、曦曦的书包都没有放下来,迎过来的墨菲便憋着笑,伸手拉住了他的手,说道:“过来,我带你看看,今天下午你的宝贝儿子干了什么好事!”

As soon as I got home, Yang Yi didn’t put down the car keys in Yang Yi’s hand and Xixi’s schoolbag. Murphy, who greeted him, smirked, reached out and grabbed his hand, saying, “Come here, I’ll take you Look what your baby boy did this afternoon!”

小曈曈见到姐姐本来还高兴了一下,但听到妈妈的话,他慌了。

Xiao Jiao was happy to see his sister, but when he heard his mother’s words, he panicked.

麻麻不是帮自己把地板擦干净了吗?怎么又卖队友了?

Didn’t Mama help herself clean the floor? Why did you sell your teammates again?

“不要,不要!”小家伙焦急地叫了两声,但想到自己小小的个子显然是拦不住那么大个的爸爸的,他便表情一怂,“唔唔”地哼唧了两声,委屈地抓着姐姐的校服裙,躲到了姐姐的小屁股后面。

“No, no!” The little guy yelled anxiously, but thinking that his small stature obviously couldn’t stop such a big dad, he gave a cowardly expression and hummed “uuuu” Twice, she grabbed her sister’s school uniform skirt aggrievedly and hid behind her little butt.

曦曦一头雾水地看了看爸爸妈妈,然后捞住了小曈曈那只紧紧地抓着自己裙子的手,疑惑地问道:“弟弟,你做什么了呀?”

Xixi looked at her parents in confusion, then grabbed Xiao Jiao’s hand that was holding her skirt tightly, and asked suspiciously, “Brother, what have you done?” /

……

地面已经被墨菲擦干净了,小曈曈也没有刚开始那时候那样灰头灰脸的,但杨轶看到被划得坑坑洼洼的墙时候,表现跟墨菲预料得一模一样!

The ground has been wiped clean by Murphy, and Xiaojiao is not as gray as he was at the beginning, but when Yang Yi sees the pitted wall, he behaves exactly as Murphy expected!

纠结!

Tangled!

一脸的纠结!

A tangled face!

虽然听了墨菲讲述的情况~IndoMTL.com~杨轶还对调皮的小曈曈有点哭笑不得,但他还是一脸纠结地看着这堵被划得乱七八糟的墙。

Although after listening to Murphy’s story~IndoMTL.com~ Yang Yi was a little bit dumbfounded at the mischievous Xiaojiao, he still looked at the wall that was scratched in a tangled way.

“不好弄啊!”杨轶看了一会儿,苦笑着跟墨菲说道,“他这是破坏性地乱划,我想在上面加点画掩饰一下都不行,改不了!”

“It’s not easy!” Yang Yi looked at it for a while, then said to Murphy with a wry smile, “He’s scribbling destructively. I can’t even try to cover it up with some pictures on it, I can’t change it!”

杨轶指的办法,有点像以前曦曦还不太会画画的时候,他会为了逗小家伙开心,特意将她画的潦草的画,进行复杂的二次创作,变成一副很磅礴大气的画作!

Yang Yi’s method is a bit like when Xixi was not very good at drawing before, in order to make the little guy happy, he specially made the scribbled paintings she drew and made complicated secondary creations, turning them into a painting. A very majestic painting!

但小曈曈这个弄的就不行,乱糟糟的,都是歪歪扭扭的刻槽,关键是还不对称!

However, this one can’t be done by Xiaojiao, it’s messy, it’s all crooked grooves, the key is that it’s not symmetrical!

“那就只能让人重新刷一下墙了,或者贴瓷砖怎么样?这样曈曈就不会再弄坏这堵墙了!”墨菲笑着问道,“还好,他的个子不高,只是下面这一截遭殃了,只用贴这下面的瓷砖就好了!”

“Then just have someone repaint the wall, or how about tiling? That way I won’t break the wall again!” Murphy asked with a smile, “Fortunately, his I’m not tall, but the bottom part suffers, just stick the tiles below it!”

“这不是解决问题的办法……”杨轶琢磨着,一边伸手摸着墙,一边说道,“对了,他是拿什么划的?把墙弄得这么狼藉?”

“This is not the solution to the problem…” Yang Yi pondered, stretched out his hand to touch the wall, and said, “By the way, what did he draw with? He made the wall so messy?”

       

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