House Dad’s Literary Life Chapter 1020: A slap of Rou Rou (three/four)

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“现在是前方记者爸爸先生给你们带来的实况报道,小特种兵姐姐凭借着早早出发的优势,一直在前面遥遥领先着,但我们的小特工弟弟也不甘落后,努力追赶”

“Now this is the live report brought to you by Mr. Dad, the reporter from the front. The little special forces sister has always been ahead by virtue of the advantage of starting early, but our little special agent brother is not far behind and strives to catch up”

本来杨轶还只是在后面笑呵呵地看着,但他无聊地随便用一下体育解说的腔调来描述现场的情况的时候,自己在其中发现了乐趣,于是,便一发不可收拾地玩了起来。

Originally, Yang Yi was just watching from behind with a smile, but when he casually described the situation in a sports commentary’s tone, he found fun in it, so he got out of control. play.

这会儿,杨轶都走到了楼梯上,倚着围栏,居高临下地看着曦曦和小曈曈的小脑袋,笑着解说着:“好了,我们小特种兵姐姐现在遭遇了一个小小的麻烦,她碰到了进阶型的关卡,面前由两道‘红外线’组成的障碍,小特种兵姐姐将要如何面对这项挑战呢?似乎,这道关卡只能从中间慢慢地跨过去,但这很麻烦,因为你的小屁股一撅,说不定就要碰断‘红外线’咯!”

At this moment, Yang Yi walked up to the stairs, leaned against the fence, looked down at Xixi and Xiaojiao’s little heads, and explained with a smile: “Okay, our little special forces sister has now encountered a A little trouble, she encountered an advanced level, and the obstacle in front of her is composed of two ‘infrared rays’. How will the little special soldier face this challenge? It seems that this level can only be crossed slowly from the middle In the past, but it was very troublesome, because you might break the ‘infrared’ as soon as your little **** poked!”

曦曦本来正在皱着她的小眉头思索着对策,听到爸爸的话,她自己都忍不住扬起小脑袋,看着爸爸嘻嘻地笑了起来。

Xixi was frowning her brows and thinking about countermeasures. When she heard her father’s words, she couldn’t help but raise her head, and smiled at her father.

杨轶转头看了看小曈曈,却如同发现新大陆一般,小声惊呼起来:“喔,小特种兵姐姐,你真的是不可以掉以轻心哦!我们现在看到,小特工弟弟,已经在以很快的速度往姐姐的这个地方赶过来!”

Yang Yi turned to look at Xiao Jiao, but as if he had discovered a new world, he exclaimed in a low voice: “Oh, little special forces sister, you really can’t take it lightly! We see now, little special force brother, I’m already rushing to my sister’s place at a very fast speed!”

杨轶可不是故意夸张,小曈曈的表现确实是让杨轶都觉得有些惊讶!

Yang Yi didn’t mean to exaggerate, Xiao Jiao’s performance really surprised Yang Yi!

刚才有一会儿没有关注他,小家伙居然自己不知道怎么样摸索出了门道,他就跟以前一样,直接卧倒在地上爬,只要脑袋不抬得高高的,只要不刻意往边边角角去钻,他就不会碰到这些纸带!

I didn’t pay attention to him for a while just now, but the little guy actually didn’t know how to get out of the way. He just lay down on the ground just like before, as long as he didn’t raise his head high, as long as he didn’t deliberately move to the side Drill in the corners and he won’t touch these tapes!

杨轶看到的时候,忍不住张了张嘴,他心里暗暗自责起来:疏忽了啊!怎么就都粘得这么高?留出这么大的底部漏洞出来?

When Yang Yi saw it, he couldn’t help opening his mouth, and he secretly blamed himself: I was negligent! Why are they sticking so high? Leave such a big bottom hole out?

小曈曈原来小脑袋还蛮灵活的嘛!他看到了这样可行,也不会碰到那些烦人的纸带,便高兴地咧着小嘴巴,一个劲儿往前爬!

It turns out that the little head is quite flexible! He saw that this was feasible, and he would not touch those annoying paper tapes, so he grinned happily and kept crawling forward!

论爬行,我杨小曈还没怕过谁!(不

On crawling, I, Yang Xiaojiao, have never been afraid of anyone! (No

这不,几秒钟功夫,小曈曈都快要赶上曦曦了!

No, in a few seconds, Xiaojiao is about to catch up with Xixi!

曦曦听到爸爸的叫声,才转头注意到这种情况,她一看到,便不满地嘟起小嘴巴,跟爸爸抱怨道:“粑粑,弟弟耍赖,不可以在地上爬的。”

Xixi turned around and noticed the situation when she heard her father’s cry. As soon as she saw it, she pouted in dissatisfaction and complained to her father: “Baba, my brother is a fool, you can’t crawl on the ground. .”

“不是不行,这是爸爸设计上出了点漏洞,合理利用规则是可以的!”杨轶琢磨一下,这样答道,“你也可以钻过来啊,待会粑粑再将纸带粘低一点,这样以后曈曈就不能再爬了。至少这一局是可以的,你也要学弟弟,用你的智慧去面对困难哦!”

“No, it’s not possible, this is a loophole in Dad’s design, it’s okay to use the rules rationally!” Yang Yi thought about it, and replied, “You can also get in, and stick the paper tape later. Lower it a little bit, so that you can no longer climb in the future. At least this game is ok, you have to learn from your brother and use your wisdom to face difficulties!”

“嘿,嘻嘻!”小曈曈爬到了姐姐的身边,还不忘抬起小脑袋,冲姐姐乐呵呵地笑了笑,才接着劲头十足地往前爬着。

“Hey, hee hee!” Xiao Jiao crawled to her sister’s side, and she didn’t forget to raise her little head, smiled cheerfully at her sister, and then crawled forward vigorously.

“我也要爬,我爬得比弟弟还要快呢!”曦曦的求胜欲望被激发了起来,小姑娘小嘴巴嘟了嘟,气鼓鼓地也在地上爬了起来。

“I want to crawl too, I can crawl faster than my younger brother!” Xixi’s desire to win was aroused, and the little girl pouted and got up on the ground angrily.

“好的,小特种兵姐姐也采取了和弟弟一样的策略,她能不能在爬行的战斗中,超越弟弟呢?注意不要把头抬得太高哦!不然,会碰到纸带的。”杨轶笑着一边解说,一边指点着。

“Okay, the little special forces sister also adopted the same strategy as her younger brother. Can she surpass her younger brother in the crawling battle? Be careful not to raise your head too high! Otherwise, it will hit the paper tape. “Yang Yi smiled and explained while pointing.

这个穿越红外线阵的游戏,变成了特种兵训练中的匍匐过铁丝网的训练。

This game of traversing the infrared array has become the training of crawling through the barbed wire in the special forces training.

不过,曦曦的速度还是要快上一些,毕竟是大姐姐,很快,她又取得了一点点领先,但在下一个障碍前面,曦曦发现,自己没办法爬过去了,因为这个障碍底部的纸带是一个斜拉的模式,而靠近曦曦这边正好有纸带挡着一半的空间,小曈曈那边倒是可以轻松地钻过。

However, Xixi’s speed should be faster. After all, she is the big sister. Soon, she took a little lead, but before the next obstacle, Xixi found that she couldn’t climb over, because this The paper tape at the bottom of the obstacle is in a diagonal pattern, and there is a paper tape blocking half of the space near Xixi, but Xiaojiao can easily get through it.

曦曦眼看着弟弟要钻过去了,着急之下,伸手拉一下小曈曈的肩膀。

Xixi saw that her younger brother was about to sneak past, and in a hurry, she stretched out her hand and pulled Xiaojiao’s shoulder.

“不可以动手!比赛第二,友谊第一!”杨轶看到了这一幕,连忙提醒一下曦曦。

“Don’t do it! Competition is second, friendship is first!” Yang Yi saw this scene and quickly reminded Xixi.

“我过不去了!”曦曦转过小脑袋,有些苦恼地看向爸爸。

“I can’t make it through!” Xixi turned her head and looked at her father with some distress.

“这个不难,你小心一点站起来,凭借你的腿长优势,可以跨过去的嘛!”杨轶笑着给曦曦提示,“有时候,捷径不只是一条路,你要灵活判断,选择最适合自己的才好!”

“It’s not difficult, stand up carefully, with your long legs, you can step over it!” Yang Yi smiled and reminded Xixi, “Sometimes, the shortcut is not just a way, you have to be flexible Judge, choose the most suitable for you!”

曦曦恍然大悟,爬起身来,看着只是到自己屁股高度的两条纸带,轻松地踮了踮脚,抬起她细长的小腿,轻松地一跳,便跨越过去了!

Xixi suddenly realized, got up, looked at the two paper tapes that were only up to the height of her butt, and easily tiptoed, lifted her slender calf, jumped easily, and crossed over!

这对于经常跳舞,身材苗条修长,柔韧度、弹跳力又很好的小姑娘来说,还真的不算是什么大的障碍。

This is really not a big obstacle for a little girl who dances often, is slender and slender, and has good flexibility and bounce.

过了这个,后面又可以继续钻了,曦曦终于发挥了她比小曈曈大,爬的快的优势,嘻嘻地笑着,眼瞧着就要超越小曈曈,爬到了前面。

After this, you can continue to drill later. Xixi finally took advantage of her larger and faster climb than Xiaojiao, smiling hilariously, seeing that she was about to surpass Xiaojiao, and climbed to Front.

但之前姐姐朝他肩膀上抓的那一把,给小曈曈一个不好的示范,小曈曈正在努力地爬着,看到姐姐要超过自己了,他也着急地伸手去抓。

But the hand that my sister grabbed on his shoulder before gave Xiaojiao a bad example. Xiaojiao was crawling hard. When he saw that his sister was about to surpass him, he also hurriedly reached out and grabbed it. .

正好

just right

小曈曈肉肉的小手掌,啪得糊在了曦曦的嘴巴上!

Xiaojiao’s fleshy little palm slammed into Xixi’s mouth!

“哎呀!”曦曦皱着眉头,眼睛闭着,两只小手捂着嘴巴,都忍不住哼了一声,顾不上会不会碰到纸带,她从地上爬起来,小脑袋埋在了膝盖中,看不出来什么表情。

“Oops!” Xixi frowned, her eyes were closed, her two little hands covered her mouth, she couldn’t help but snorted, not caring whether she would touch the paper tape, she got up from the ground, little His head was buried in his knees, and no expression could be seen.

这一幕发生得太突然,而且杨轶又是居高临下的,看的不太清楚,还以为曦曦被小曈曈戳到了眼睛,惊慌地从楼梯上翻身一跃,跳到曦曦的身边,也不管他魁梧的身材是否压倒了一大片纸带。

This scene happened too suddenly, and Yang Yi was condescending. He couldn’t see clearly. He thought Xixi was poked in the eye by Xiaojiao, and jumped from the stairs in a panic, jumping to Xixi’s Beside him, regardless of whether his burly figure overwhelmed a large piece of paper.

“曦曦,怎么样?戳到眼睛还是哪里?给爸爸看看!”杨轶火急火燎的,也顾不上责怪小曈曈,连忙蹲下来,轻轻地拍着曦曦的肩膀,柔声问道。

“Xixi, how’s it going? Where did you poke your eye? Show it to Dad!” Yang Yi was in a hurry, and he didn’t care about blaming Xiao Jiao, so he squatted down and patted Xixi on the shoulder lightly, asked softly.

“呜呜”曦曦捂着小嘴巴,虽然皱着眉头,但暂时还算冷静,或者她自己都有一点懵圈,抬起头,两个大眼睛水汪汪,可怜巴巴地望着爸爸。

“Woooo” Xixi covered her small mouth, and although she frowned, she was still calm for the time being, or she was a little confused herself, raised her head, her big watery eyes looked at her father pitifully.

可惜,她捂着嘴巴,杨轶听不太清楚她说什么。

Unfortunately, she covered her mouth, and Yang Yi couldn’t hear what she was saying.

“弟弟的手戳到你哪里了?疼不疼?”杨轶伸手一揽,将看起来有些无助、欲哭的小姑娘轻轻地搂在怀里~IndoMTL.com~心疼地问道。

“Where did your brother’s hand stab you? Does it hurt?” Yang Yi stretched out his arms and hugged the little girl who looked helpless and about to cry in his arms~IndoMTL.com~ distressed asked.

小曈曈这也不玩了,他似乎感觉到了气氛不对!

Xiaojiao is not playing anymore, he seems to feel that the atmosphere is not right!

虽然爸爸还没责怪他,但一切“动荡”,似乎都源于他捂在姐姐嘴巴上那一巴掌?

Although Dad hasn’t blamed him yet, all the “turbulence” seems to stem from the slap he slapped on his sister’s mouth?

小家伙意识到有些不对!慢慢悠悠地从地上爬起来,犹犹豫豫地靠近爸爸,小心地趴在爸爸的后背上。

The little guy realizes something is wrong! He slowly got up from the ground, hesitantly approached his father, and lay on his back carefully.

粑粑不要骂我,我我也是一个小可怜。

Baba, don’t scold me, I’m a little pitiful too.

但杨轶这时候哪里顾得上理会小曈曈?他正紧张地看着曦曦,看到曦曦的眼睛没问题,鼻子、脸上也白白嫩嫩的,没有明显的红迹,心理稍微安定了一些。

How can Yang Yi care about Xiao Jiao at this time? He was looking at Xixi nervously, seeing that Xixi’s eyes were fine, her nose and face were white and tender, with no obvious red marks, and she felt a little more calm.

不过,没等他松一口气,只见曦曦皱着眉头,“咳”地一下子,在自己的小手上,吐出一颗尾部还带着一点点很细微的血迹的小牙齿。

However, before he could breathe a sigh of relief, Xixi frowned, “cough”, and spat out a small tooth with a little blood on its tail from her little hand.

看到这一幕,杨轶愣了一下,而曦曦则是从原本还算淡定的状态,一下子被这个“带血”的牙齿吓到,哇得一声,闭上眼睛,往爸爸的怀里委屈巴巴地哭了起来。

Seeing this scene, Yang Yi was stunned for a moment, while Xixi, from her originally calm state, was suddenly frightened by this “blooded” tooth. With a wow, she closed her eyes and went to her father. In his arms, he cried aggrievedly.

       

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