楚鱼面无表情地坐在电脑旁边,满眼血丝地盯着屏幕上的小说。
Chu Yu sat beside the computer blankly, staring at the novel on the screen with bloodshot eyes.
小说的名字很拽很霸气,简洁如清流——《至尊剑仙》。
The name of the novel is very drag and domineering, and it is as simple as a clear stream-“Supreme Sword Fairy”.
如今网文泛滥成灾,像xx至尊,xx仙途,狂傲xx等等名字的小说马蜂窝一般戳眼。作为某点文学网的忠实读者,楚鱼也见怪不怪,每天看完大神的更新,就会去翻翻新人的书,渴求着见到一个未来大神,陪着未来大神闯荡风雨。
Nowadays, there is a flood of online literature, like **** Zhizun, **** Xiantu, arrogant **** and other novels like hornet’s nest. As a loyal reader of a certain literary website, Chu Yu is not surprised. After reading the updates of the great **** every day, he will go to update people’s books, eager to see a future great god, and accompany the future great **** through the storm.
这本《至尊剑仙》的作者就是个新手,发文五十万,点击五十。楚鱼昨晚戳到这篇文,乍一看,惊为天人——
The author of this “Supreme Sword Fairy” is a novice. He has published 500,000 articles and clicked 50. Chu Yu poked this article last night, and at first glance, he was shocked by the heavens——
里面的反派炮灰居然和他同名!
The villain inside cannon fodder has the same name as him!
怎能忍啊岂可修!
How can I bear it? How can I fix it!
楚鱼悲愤莫名,抱着电脑看了一晚上,终于看完了目前作者更新到的最新章,也看到了和他同名的反派炮灰是怎样作死了自己。
Chu Yu was inexplicably sad and angry. He held the computer for a whole night and finally read the latest chapter updated by the author so far. He also saw how the villain of the same name killed himself.
是那样放荡不羁爱作死的同名炮灰啊!
It’s such a cannon fodder of the same name who loves to die to death!
楚鱼忍无可忍,猛地一拍桌子:“岂有此理!”
Chu Yu couldn’t bear it, and slapped the table suddenly: “Unreasonable!”
然而正是暑假,室友都回去了,没有人回应他。
However, it was the summer vacation and the roommates went back, and no one responded to him.
楚鱼抓耳挠腮,痛心疾首:“和我一个名字居然没和我一个智商,如果是我肯定不会这样!负分!差评!”
Chu Yu scratched his ears and scratched his cheeks, heartbroken: “The same name as me does not have the same IQ as me. If it were me, I would definitely not be like this! Negative score! Bad review!”
话音才落,他眼前突然一阵发黑,熬了一宿的后遗症出来了。
Only when the voice fell, his eyes suddenly turned black, and the sequelae of the whole night came out.
楚鱼熬夜惯了,经验颇丰,淡定等待恢复,等了许久,眼前还是一片漆黑,不由有些慌了。
Chu Yu got used to staying up all night and had a lot of experience. He calmly waited for recovery. After waiting for a long time, it was still dark in front of him, and he couldn’t help but panic.
难道是被这扑街文闪瞎眼了?
Are you blinded by this flash of street writing?
耳边突然传来一阵悦耳轻快的声音:“欢迎宿主进入‘角色扮演’游戏~系统007为您服务~”
Suddenly heard a pleasant and light voice: “Welcome the host to enter the’role-playing’ game~System 007 will serve you~”
“哈?”
“Huh?”
“您强烈的怨念召唤了系统~系统可提供给宿主一个改变同名炮灰命运的机会~”
“Your strong resentment has summoned the system~The system can provide the host with an opportunity to change the fate of the cannon fodder of the same name~”
“哈?哈?”
“Huh? Huh?”
“请宿主带领本书走向苏爽巅峰~红遍大江南北~”
“The host, please lead this book to the summit of Su Shuang ~ popular all over the country~”
莫名觉得这个所谓系统的话都是真的,楚鱼呆了许久,终于从懵逼状态回神,不可置信地指着自己的鼻尖:“我带领?”
Inexplicably feel that the words of this so-called system are true, Chu Yu stayed for a long time, and finally recovered from the stunned state, and pointed to the tip of his nose incredulously: “Shall I lead?”
007系统不理会他,继续愉快地解说:“从现在开始~本书将会有一个推荐位置~拥有曝光率~但本书主角不符合主流种马文~还请宿主努力将本书引上正轨~”
The 007 system ignored him and continued to happily explain: “From now on~ this book will have a recommended position~ it has an exposure rate~ but the protagonist of the book does not meet the mainstream stallion text~ please the host to work hard to put the book Get on the right track~”
这个楚鱼知道。《至尊剑仙》里的主角谢羲,由于童年时期天赋被封印,被同门嘲笑废柴,经常受到欺负,以至于性格沉默寡言,见到美女也不懂得收进后宫,五十万字了才和几个美女开始眉来眼去。
This Chuyu knows. Xie Xi, the protagonist in “Supreme Sword Immortal”, was sealed because of his childhood talent, and was ridiculed by his peers. He was often bullied, so that he was taciturn and didn’t know how to accept beautiful women in the harem. Several beauties began to frown.
这还能叫种马文?
This can also be called a stallion text?
不收小弟岂能忍?
How can you bear not accepting the younger brother?
不收后宫还能算主角?
If you don’t accept the harem, can you still count as the protagonist?
难怪作者扑得一脸血!
No wonder the author was bloody!
007系统:“看来宿主知道应该怎么做了~”
007 system: “It seems that the host knows what to do~”
楚鱼不自觉地跟上了系统那飘扬卖萌的上挑小语气:“嗯~”
Chu Yu unconsciously followed the fluttering and cute little voice of the system: “Hmm~”
007系统:“宿主将会拥有原始积分100~收到好评加2分~一般评论不加分~恶评扣2分~当宿主的分数达到1000分时可以选择回到原来的世界~如果分值低于0分~则会立刻走上反派炮灰的结局~”
007 system: “The host will have 100 original points~2 points for receiving good reviews~no points for general comments~2 points for bad reviews~When the host’s score reaches 1000 points, you can choose to return to the original world~ If the score is less than 0 points~ it will immediately go to the end of the villain’s cannon fodder~”
结局?书中的楚鱼自己作死,招惹了和主角眉来眼去的女主角(之一)。谢羲新仇旧恨算在一起,将他千刀万剐,抽出魂魄扔进炼魂钵中,永世不得翻身。
The ending? In the book, Chu Yu killed herself and provokes the heroine (one of) who flirts with the protagonist. Xie Xi’s new hatred and old hatred were counted together, and he slashed him with thousands of swords, drew out his soul and threw it into the soul refining bowl, never to turn over.
楚鱼背后一凉:“卧槽~”
There was a cold behind Chu Yu: “Fuck it~”
007系统:“那么~祝宿主过得愉快~”
007 system: “Then~ I wish the host a happy stay~”
楚鱼:“喂~你等等~”
Chu Yu: “Hey~you wait~”
眼前骤然闪过一道刺目的白光,楚鱼连忙闭上眼,却还是忍不住流出生理性泪水,委屈地抹了抹泪花。
A dazzling white light flashed in front of her eyes, Chu Yu closed her eyes quickly, but couldn’t help but shed physiological tears, and wiped the tears aggrievedly.
耳边传来呼呼风声,楚鱼含着泪睁开眼,登时吓了一大跳。
There was a whirring sound in her ear, and Chu Yu opened her eyes with tears in her ears, suddenly startled.
任谁一睁开眼,发觉面前是一片黑沉沉、似乎没有底、刮着惨惨风声的深渊,都会吓一大跳。
Anyone who opens his eyes and finds that there is a dark, seemingly bottomless, and tragic wind blowing in front of him will be shocked.
眼前本来就有些发花,此时更是眼晕,有种要掉下去的危险之感。
There was a lot of dizziness in front of me, but now my eyes are dizzy, and there is a sense of danger of falling.
身后突然传来一个叫声:“大师兄!”
Suddenly there was a cry behind him: “Big brother!”
楚鱼连忙定神,深深地吸了口气,这才发觉那深渊离自己有一丈远,掉也掉不进去。
Chu Yu quickly calmed down and took a deep breath, only to realize that the abyss was a mile away from him, and he couldn’t fall into it.
他正盘腿坐在一块青石之上,对面的天空乌云密布,雷霆闪烁,极是压抑。
He was sitting cross-legged on a bluestone, and the sky opposite was covered with dark clouds, and the thunder was gleaming, extremely depressing.
身后的脚步声更近了:“大师兄,您又来天渊悟道了啊,真不愧是大师兄!”
The footsteps behind him are closer: “Big brother, you have come to Tianyuan to enlighten again, you really deserve to be a big brother!”
楚鱼怔了一下,看来他现在已经穿进《至尊剑仙》了,身份正是那个和他同名的脑残反派炮灰。
Chu Yu was taken aback. It seems that he has entered “Supreme Sword Fairy” now, and his identity is the cannon fodder of the brain-dead villain with the same name as him.
原著里的楚鱼,是高贵冷艳,骄矜公举的。楚鱼努力做出个高贵冷艳的表情,回过头,冷淡地点点头:“嗯~……嗯。”
The Chuyu in the original book is noble, cold and arrogant. Chu Yu tried his best to make a noble and glamorous expression, turned his head, and nodded coldly: “Uh~…Uh.”
妈蛋被那个少女系统带得语气不自觉地飞起来了!
Damn was brought to flight by that girl system unconsciously!
身后是个穿着白色袍子的少年,看起来颇有几分俊俏,似乎对楚鱼的态度习以为常,站在两丈开外的地方,惶然道:“大师兄,那个废柴被五师弟他们赶进密林了,现在还没出来。师尊明日云游归来,这可如何是好?”
Behind him was a young man in a white robe, who looked quite handsome, and seemed to be accustomed to Chu Yu’s attitude. Standing two feet away, he said in a panic: “Brother, that waste wood was driven by the fifth brothers and sisters. I’ve entered the dense forest and haven’t come out yet. Master will return from a wandering tour tomorrow, how can this be good?”
那个废柴?密林?
The waste wood? Dense forest?
是主角!
It’s the protagonist!
楚鱼凛然。
Chu Yu was awe-inspiring.
要改变他的炮灰命运,就要和主角打好关系,抱好大腿,哪怕是当小弟也要当摇旗呐威喊得最大声的小弟!
To change his cannon fodder destiny, he must have a good relationship with the protagonist, hug his thighs, even if he is a kid, he must be the kid who shouts loudest!
……哪怕看这样子,谢羲人生中最昏暗的三年已经过去了。
…Even looking like this, the darkest three years of Xie Xi’s life have passed.
密林是谢羲突破封锁自己灵脉的封印的重要契机,原著中楚鱼害怕师尊责罚,拖拖拉拉进了危险了密林,找到谢羲时谢羲已经破了封印。
The dense forest is an important opportunity for Xie Xi to break through the seal that blocked his spiritual veins. In the original work, Chu Yu was afraid of the master’s punishment, and dragged into the dangerous dense forest. When Xie Xi was found, Xie Xi had already broken the seal.
既然穿来了~何不去围观一下主角人生中最重要的时刻呢~
Now that I’m wearing it~ why not watch the most important moment in the protagonist’s life~
关系可以慢慢打好~想想以后抱着大腿、引导主角走向正常种马文风格~收着小弟和后宫,虐着炮灰和贱人,走上至尊大道~艾玛光明前途~真是想想都让人觉得兴奋呢~
The relationship can be settled slowly~Think about the future holding the thighs and guiding the protagonist to the normal stallion style~With the younger brother and the harem, torturing the cannon fodder and the slut, walking on the road of supremacy~ Emma has a bright future~ Really It makes me excited to think about it~
楚鱼思虑完毕,当机立断:“我马上去把主……那小子找回来!”
Chu Yu finished his thoughts and made a decisive decision: “I’ll go get the lord…the kid back right away!”
后面的小师弟看着楚鱼兴冲冲的模样,摸摸后脑勺,一脸疑惑。
The younger brother at the back looked at Chu Yu excitedly, touched the back of his head, with a look of confusion.
身为楚家嫡子、天渊门二长老陆轻安的关门大弟子,楚鱼一向自视甚高,总是高贵冷艳不可侵犯的模样。但自从陆轻安将谢羲带回来后,楚鱼一遇到谢羲就像变了个人,尖酸刻薄踢打辱骂都是常事。
As a descendant of the Chu family and the close disciple of Lu Qing’an, the second elder of Tianyuanmen, Chu Yu has always regarded himself very high and always looks noble and inviolable. But since Lu Qing’an brought Xie Xi back, Chu Yu seemed to have changed when he met Xie Xi, and bitter kicks, beatings, and insults were common.
怎么觉得大师兄这次的g/点有点不对劲?
Why do you think there is something wrong with the g/point of the big brother this time?
楚鱼当然不会说是去见未来的大腿,有点兴奋。讲真,支持他一宿看完这本扑街之作的动力,一是炮灰和他重名了,二是谢羲的外貌和性格他都喜欢。
Chu Yu certainly wouldn’t say that he was going to see the thigh of the future, so he was a little excited. To tell the truth, the motivation to support him after reading this street-smashing book overnight is that the cannon fodder has the same name as him, and the second is that he likes Xie Xi’s appearance and personality.
嗯,外貌。
Well, appearance.
楚鱼是外貌协会vip永久会员。
Chu Yu is a permanent member of the Appearance Association VIP.
这具身体里还有原著楚鱼的记忆,楚鱼一边走一边消化着这些记忆,下了这个小崖,迎面遇到的人就多了。人人见到白衣飘飘、气质冷凝的楚鱼,都停住脚步,恭恭敬敬地一弯腰:“大师兄。”
There are memories of the original Chu Yu in this body. Chu Yu digested these memories as he walked, and when he got off this small cliff, he met more people in front of him. Everyone stopped when they saw Chuyu, who was fluttering in white clothes and had a cold temperament, and bowed respectfully: “Big brother.”
楚鱼高贵冷艳地颔首,继续路过。
Chu Yu nodded noblely and coldly, and continued to pass by.
心里却着实爽到了。
But I was really happy.
哈哈哈哈哈哈这个炮灰的身份简直不要太好!任谁见到了不都得恭恭敬敬叫一声“大师兄”!哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈!
Hahahahahaha, the identity of this cannon fodder is simply not too good! Anyone who sees it will have to respectfully yell “Big Brother”! Hahahahahahahahahaha!
借着记忆来到密林前——密林是天渊门的一个禁区,里面关着天渊门饲养的低阶妖兽,没有筑基以上修为的禁止入内。
I came to the dense forest through memory-the dense forest is a restricted area of Tianyuan Gate, inside it is closed the low-level monster beasts raised at Tianyuan Gate, and it is forbidden to enter if there is no cultivation base above the foundation.
楚鱼这具身体天资过人,才十九岁,便已经是筑基初期修为,进入密林,也不会受罚。
This body of Chu Yu is extremely talented. He is only nineteen years old, and he is already at the early stage of foundation construction. He will not be punished when he enters the dense forest.
说来谢羲是陆轻安故人之子,被陆轻安收为关门二弟子,身份其实比这洞府中除楚鱼外的人高。可惜他的灵脉被封,无法修炼,被叫了三年废柴,受尽白眼。
It is said that Xie Xi is the son of Lu Qing’an’s deceased person, who was accepted as the second disciple of Guanmen by Lu Qing’an, and his status is actually higher than that of the people in this cave except Chuyu. It’s a pity that his spiritual veins were sealed and he could not cultivate.
陆轻安一去三年,云游四方,也是为了寻找能让谢羲修炼的法子。临走前他拜托楚鱼好好照顾谢羲,自然,楚鱼谨遵师命,好好“关照”了这个师弟三年。
Lu Qing’an traveled around the world for three years in order to find a way for Xie Xi to practice. Before leaving, he asked Chuyu to take good care of Xie Xi. Naturally, Chuyu would follow his master’s order and “take care” of this junior for three years.
如今陆轻安要回来了,谢羲却被赶到密林里不出来了。众人惶恐无比,生怕师尊惩罚,见到楚鱼来,一窝蜂簇拥上来,哭丧着脸求救。
Now Lu Qing’an is coming back, but Xie Xi was rushed to the dense forest and can’t come out. The crowd was extremely frightened, afraid of being punished by the master, when they saw Chu Yu coming, they swarmed up, crying for help.
楚鱼挨个摸摸,淡定地看着五师弟哭丧脸:“怎么办啊大师兄?如果那个废柴死在里面,师尊……师尊会将我赶下山的……”
Chu Yu touched one by one, looking calmly at the sad face of the fifth junior brother: “What should I do, senior brother? If the waste wood dies in it, Master… Master will drive me down the mountain…”
看着这个小炮灰,大炮灰楚鱼慈爱地摸摸他的脑袋:“无妨。”
Looking at this little cannon fodder, the cannon fodder Chuyu touched his head lovingly: “It’s okay.”
主角正在里面升级呢。
The protagonist is upgrading inside.
五师弟被摸摸,顿时一脸吃了翔的表情,惊恐地看着楚鱼。大师兄一向讨厌同人有肢体接触……今天大师兄好像有哪里不对!
Fifth Junior Brother was touched, and suddenly looked at Chu Yu with a frightened expression. Big brother has always hated physical contact with people… There seems to be something wrong with big brother today!
楚鱼整整衣袖,飘飘然钻进密林。
Chu Yu straightened his sleeves and drifted into the dense forest.
一进密林,视线陡然昏暗下来,楚鱼下意识地一眯眼,还没看清东西,脸上突然传来一阵湿滑冰冷的触感,像是被什么东西舔了一口。
As soon as he entered the dense forest, his vision suddenly dimmed. Chu Yu squinted subconsciously. Before he could see things clearly, a slippery and cold touch came across his face, as if he had been licked by something.
毛骨悚然!
The hair is terrifying!
楚鱼惊得差点叫出声,条件反射地一拳打去,这具身体灵力充沛,出拳也是又狠又快。
Chu Yu almost screamed in surprise, and conditionedly punched. This body is full of spiritual power, and punches are also fast and vicious.
痛嘶声从前方传来,适应了密林里的光线,楚鱼也看清了眼前的东西——一条长约两丈的绿色巨蟒。
A painful hiss came from the front, adapting to the light in the dense forest, Chu Yu also saw what was in front of him-a green python about two feet long.
巨蟒被那一拳打得怕了,缩在一边恐惧地盯着楚鱼,不敢动弹。
The giant python was frightened by the punch, and drew aside and stared at Chu Yu in fear, not daring to move.
不过是一条低阶妖兽,筑基期修为的楚鱼,可以毫不费力地杀了这条妖兽。
It’s just a low-level monster beast. The Chuyu of the base-building period can kill this monster without any effort.
楚鱼松了口气,镇定下来,抹了把脸,正要略过这条蛇走开,忽然发觉蟒蛇的毒齿边挂着破碎的衣裳。
Chu Yu breathed a sigh of relief, calmed down, wiped his face, and was about to skip the snake and walk away, when suddenly he noticed broken clothes hanging around the snake’s venomous teeth.
看那料子,和他身上穿的一样。
Look at the material, it’s the same as he wears.
……
……
等等。
Wait.
卧槽!!!!兄弟你不是吧!!!你已经把主角吃了吗?!!!
Fuck it! ! ! ! Brother, aren’t you? ! ! Have you eaten the protagonist? ! ! !