Death Progress Bar: 1. Legacy

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时进睁开眼,发现自己躺在一张柔软宽大的实木床上,身上穿着纯棉睡衣,怀里还抱着一个黄瓜抱枕。

Shijin opened his eyes and found himself lying on a soft and wide solid wood bed, wearing cotton pajamas, and holding a cucumber pillow in his arms.

这是哪儿,不像是医院,也肯定不是地狱。

Where is this? It’s not like a hospital, and it’s definitely not hell.

他迷茫地眨眨眼,抬手揉额头。

He blinked in confusion and raised his hand to rub his forehead.

他不是在抓小偷的路上被一辆闯红灯的卡车撞飞了么?以那卡车的速度,他生还的可能性几乎没有,但现在是怎么回事?

Didn’t he get hit by a red-light truck on the way to catch a thief? At the speed of that truck, there is almost no possibility of him surviving, but what’s going on now?

“就是你重生了呀。”

“You are born again.”

一道清脆的机械音突然在脑内响起,时进虎躯一震坐起身,警惕四望:“谁在说话?”

A crisp mechanical sound suddenly sounded in his head, Shi Jinhu’s body shuddered and sat up, looking vigilantly: “Who is talking?”

“我呀,你的金手指加保命符,你可以叫我小死。”

“My, your golden finger plus life-saving charm, you can call me a small death.”

“笑死?”

“Laughing to death?”

“……我普通话很标准谢谢。”

“…I am very standard in Mandarin, thank you.”

时进收回四望的眼神,终于确定这声音确实是直接在自己脑内响起的,试探着抬手敲了敲自己脑袋。

Shijin withdrew the look in his eyes, and finally confirmed that the sound was indeed sounding directly in his head, tentatively raising his hand and tapping on his head.

“别敲了,再敲又要挂了。”

“Don’t knock, knock again and hang up again.”

时进:“……”

Shijin: “…”

事已至此,时进终于确定,他又活了,并且绝对不在自己的身体里——他自己的身体可是八块腹肌的长腿帅哥,现在这具身体却白白胖胖珠圆玉润,手背伸平四个肉窝,呼吸一松睡衣撑破,两腿一弯,裤子紧紧绷在了腿上。

At this point, Shijin is finally determined. He is alive again, and he is definitely not in his body—his own body is a handsome long-legged guy with eight pack abs, and now this body is white, fat, chubby and round. The back of the hand stretched out the four meat sockets, the pajamas broke when he breathed, his legs bent, and his pants were tightly tightened on the legs.

……活到这么大,他还没这么“稳重”过。

…He has never been so “stable” at such an age.

还不如就这么死了。

It might as well just die like this.

小死明显看出了他的想法,发出了来自灵魂的拷问:“命重要体重重要?”

Little Death clearly saw his thoughts, and sent out a torture from the soul: “Life is important and weight is important?”

时进躺回床上,闭上了眼睛,表情安详。

Shijin lay back on the bed, closed his eyes, his expression calm.

“……体重可以减,生命没法重来,而且死了就再也吃不到好吃的食物,搓不到迷人的麻将了。”

“…weight can be lost, life can’t be regained, and if you die, you won’t be able to eat delicious food anymore, and you won’t be able to rub the charming mahjong.”

时进呼吸一窒,想起手指滑过麻将的丝滑触感,唰一下睁开眼,起身下床,整理衣冠:“说吧,现在到底是怎么回事。”

Shijin breathed, remembering the silky touch of his fingers sliding over Mahjong, he opened his eyes, got out of bed, and tidied his clothes: “Let’s talk, what’s going on now.”

一片沉默,就在时进怀疑这一切都是自己临死前出现的幻觉时,大脑突然一阵刺痛,一大堆乱七八糟的记忆和画面一股脑地灌了进来。

There was silence. Just when Shijin suspected that all of these were hallucinations that appeared before his death, his brain suddenly stabbed, and a lot of messy memories and pictures poured in.

半个小时后,他再次躺回了床上,安详的闭上了眼睛。

Half an hour later, he lay back on the bed again and closed his eyes peacefully.

小死:“……你别这样!身为人民公仆,你的正义和热情呢!”

Little death: “…Don’t do this! As a servant of the people, your justice and enthusiasm are too!”

时进打起了呼噜。

Shijin snored.

小死:“嘤嘤嘤,警察叔叔你不能这样,嘤嘤嘤嘤嘤嘤……”

Small death: “Hey, uncle police, you can’t do this, yeah, yeah, yeah…”

时进忍。

Shi Jinren.

“嘤嘤嘤,嘤嘤嘤……碰!胡了!海底捞月!杠上开花!”

“Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Haidilao moon! Flowers on the bar!”

时进忍无可忍地掀开被子,再次下床整理衣冠,满脸生无可恋,问道:“所以我死前看的那本小说是你的本体?你在我死后把我拖到了书里的世界?”

Shi Jinren unbearably lifted the quilt, got out of bed again to tidy up his clothes, with a face full of lovelessness, and asked: “So the novel I read before death is your body? You dragged me after I died. To the world in the book?”

小死不嘤了,乖乖回道:“嗯。”

Little death is over, and he replied obediently: “Yeah.”

“这里真的是书里?”

“Is this really in the book?”

小死沉默。

Little Death is silent.

“那我还可以从这里出去吗?”

“Then can I still get out from here?”

小死:“出去你就再也活不回来了。”

Little death: “Go out and you won’t be able to live again.”

这次换时进沉默,良久,他继续问道:“为什么是我?”

This time there was silence during the change. For a long time, he continued to ask: “Why me?”

“因为……”小死这次语气里带着迟疑,停顿两秒,字正腔圆地回道:“有困难,找警察叔叔!”

“Because…” Xiaosei’s tone was hesitant this time, he paused for two seconds, and replied roundly: “I have difficulty, find the police uncle!”

“……”你说得好有道理。

“…” You have a good point.

时进无言以对,迈步走入与卧室相连的浴室,站到了镜子前。

Shijin was speechless, stepped into the bathroom connected to the bedroom, and stood in front of the mirror.

镜中是一张熟悉又陌生的脸,熟悉是因为五官很熟悉,陌生是因为体型很陌生——这身体居然和他年轻时长得一模一样,就连鼻头的小痣都在,就是体型放大了好几圈。

In the mirror is a familiar and unfamiliar face. Familiarity is because the facial features are familiar, and the unfamiliarity is because the body is unfamiliar—this body looks exactly the same as he was when he was young, even the small mole on the nose is there. I zoomed in several times.

还好还是自己的外貌,违和感少了许多。时进长叹口气,认命地洗脸刷牙。

Fortunately, it’s my appearance, which has a lot less sense of disobedience. Shi Jinchang sighed, and resignedly washed his face and brushed his teeth.

根据小死提供的记忆可以得知,现在的他也叫时进,即将年满十八岁,是一本标签为纪实向复仇爽文,名字叫《死亡进度条》,剧情却憋屈又郁闷,并且还坑掉了的小说的主角。

According to the memory provided by Xiao Si, he is now also called Shijin, who is about to turn eighteen years old. It is a Shuang Wen labelled documentary revenge, and the name is “Death Progress Bar”, but the plot is suffocated. Qu is depressed, and the protagonist of the novel that has been pitted.

主角时进有一个种马老爹和五个同父异母的兄长,种马老爹还活着时,时进是家里的小祖宗,被五个兄长宠上了天,种马老爹死后,时进是家里人人都可以踩一脚的臭虫,被撕开亲切面具的五个兄长虐到了死。

The protagonist Shijin has a stallion father and five half-brothers. When the stallion father was still alive, Shijin was the little ancestor of the family and was spoiled by five brothers. After his father died, Shi Jin was a bug that everyone in the family could step on. The five brothers who had torn off their cordial masks were tortured to death.

而他重生的时间节点,正好是种马老爹刚刚去世的时候,也就是小说坑掉的地方。

And the time point of his rebirth happened when the stallion father just passed away, which is where the novel fell apart.

打理完自己,时进并没有出门,而是坐回了床上,继续和脑子里的小死对话。

After taking care of himself, Shi Jin did not go out, but sat back on the bed and continued the conversation with the little death in his head.

“你需要我做什么?”

“What do you need me to do?”

天上不会掉馅饼,小死费心让他重生,肯定是有所求。

There will be no pie in the sky, and the little death has bothered to rebirth him, and he must have something to ask for.

小死在他脑内放出了两根类似进度条的东西,回道:“这是死亡进度条,上面那条999的是你的,现在已经走了998格,一旦走满,你现在的身体就会面临死亡,即使是我也救不回来,与你绑定的我也会紧跟着消失,我需要你清空它,带着我活下去。”

Xiao Death released two things similar to a progress bar in his mind, and replied: “This is the death progress bar. The one with 999 above is yours. Now 998 blocks have been walked. Once it is full, you Now the body will face death, even if it is me, it will not be saved, and the me bound to you will disappear immediately. I need you to empty it and lead me to live.”

稍微有点强迫症的时进第一时间并没有关心这根进度条和自己小命的联系,而是露出一副吃了屎般的表情,问道:“这条就不能取整,变成1000吗?”

Shijin who is a little bit obsessive-compulsive didn’t care about the connection between this progress bar and his own life for the first time. Instead, he showed a shit-like expression and asked: “This one cannot be rounded. Does it become 1000?”

小死本来稍显严肃的语调突然一变,掐着嗓子说道:“死鬼,1000的进度条不属于你啦,那是我家宝贝的条。”

Little Death’s tone of voice suddenly changed, and he pinched his throat and said, “Holy devil, the 1000 progress bar doesn’t belong to you, that’s my baby’s bar.”

时进激灵灵打了个哆嗦,说道:“说正事呢,严肃点!”

Shi Jin Ji Lingling shivered, and said: “Talking about business, be serious!”

“……你下面那根进度条就是1000的,我需要你在保证自身性命的情况下,找到这个进度条的主人,也帮他清空进度条,保下他的命。”小死的语气再次变得严肃,隐隐带着点小心翼翼和哀求,问道:“你会帮我吗?我、我可以给你谢礼,也会保证你的安全。”

“…The progress bar below you is 1000. I need you to find the owner of this progress bar while guaranteeing your own life, and also help him clear the progress bar to save his life.” Little death His tone became serious again, faintly cautious and pleading, and asked: “Will you help me? I, I can thank you, and I will also guarantee your safety.”

话都说到了这份上,时进还能说什么呢,当然是忍下自己的强迫症,沉重地点了点头。

Speaking of this, what can Shijin say, of course, to endure his obsessive-compulsive disorder, and nodded heavily.

白捡了一条命,虽然这命随时可能挂了,脑内还多了个会嘤嘤嘤的自称金手指的东西,还需要去找个自带进度条的人,但总归是又活了一辈子不是,可以多搓多少把麻将啊。

I took a life in vain. Although this life may die at any time, there is still something in my mind that claims to be a golden finger, and I need to find someone with a progress bar, but it is always It’s not like living a lifetime, just how many more mahjongs you can rub.

总归是他赚了。

He earned it anyway.

小死欢呼雀跃:“哇,我就知道我家进进最好啦。”

Little death cheered for joy: “Wow, I knew it’s best to get in my house.”

因为进进这个小名而无数次被人误以为是叫静静的时进:“……你闭嘴。”

Because of this nickname, Jinjin has been mistaken for Jijing Shijin countless times: “…you shut up.”

交流完信息,时进整理了一下脑内的记忆,终于迈步出了房门。

After exchanging information, Shijin sorted out the memories in his head, and finally stepped out of the room.

这具身体的种马老爹名叫时行瑞,是个商业奇才,白手起家建立了庞大的商业帝国,在时进出生后带着他移民海外,并把生意重心也转了过来。

This physical stallion father is named Shi Xingrui. He is a business genius. He built a huge business empire from scratch. After Shi Jin was born, he took him to emigrate overseas and turned his business focus.

他的葬礼昨天才结束,今天,他的律师会过来宣布遗嘱。

His funeral only ended yesterday. Today, his lawyer will come over to announce the will.

这场遗嘱宣布是私下进行的,听遗嘱的人只有时进一个,他的五位兄长全部不在。这是时行瑞的意思,因为时行瑞并不准备分给另外五个儿子一毛钱。

This will announcement was made privately, and only one person who listened to the will entered, and all his five elder brothers were absent. This is what Shi Xingrui meant, because Shi Xingrui was not going to give a dime to the other five sons.

同样是儿子,时行瑞对待几个孩子的态度却截然不同。他最偏心最小的儿子时进,对外也只透露过时进这一个孩子的存在,另外五个人都是跟着母亲生活的,只逢年过节会过来团聚一下,外界就算听说过这五个能力优秀的年轻俊杰,也并不知道他们和时行瑞是父子关系。

Same son, Shi Xingrui’s attitude towards several children is completely different. His most eccentric and youngest son Shijin, he only revealed the existence of the child, Shijin, and the other five people live with his mother. They only come to reunite during the New Year’s Day. Even if the outside world has heard of these five outstanding abilities The young talents of, do not know that they and Shi Xingrui are in a father-son relationship.

“都是儿子,时行瑞怎么会偏心成这样。”

“They are all sons, how could Shi Xingrui be eccentric like this.”

时进翻着原主的记忆和小死给的资料,完全无法理解时行瑞的行为。

Shi Jin turned over the memory of the original owner and the information given by Xiao Death, completely unable to understand Shi Xingrui’s behavior.

“大概是因为你长得最好看?”小死不着痕迹地拍马屁。

“Probably because you look the best?” Little Death flattered without a trace.

时进:“……”他看一眼自己的猪肚和猪腿,决定打住这个话题,不要自找虐了。

Shijin: “…” He glanced at his pork belly and pork legs, and decided to stop the topic and stop trying to abuse himself.

两人翻记忆和聊天的功夫,时行瑞的律师已经到了,过来简单打招呼后开始念起了时行瑞长长的遗产清单。

As the two of them flipped through their memories and chatted, Shi Xingrui’s lawyer had already arrived, and after a brief greeting, Shi Xingrui began to recite Shi Xingrui’s long list of estates.

时进左耳朵进右耳朵出,和小死一起在脑内分析着那个关乎自己小命的死亡进度条。

Shi enters the left ear into the right ear and exits, and together with Xiao Death, analyze the death progress bar concerning his own life.

“这条要怎么清空?”时进问。

“How do I clear this one?” Shi Jin asked.

“致死的因素少了,进度条自然就退了。”小死答。

“With fewer fatal factors, the progress bar will naturally retreat.” Xiao Di replied.

时进若有所思。

Shi Jin thoughtfully.

小说剧情中,原主是被五个哥哥虐死的,也就是说,原主的死亡威胁全部来自于五个哥哥。而五个哥哥之所以如此不待见原主……他的视线挪到律师手里的遗产清单上,在心里骂了时行瑞一句猪队友。

In the plot of the novel, the original owner was tortured to death by five brothers, that is to say, all the death threats of the original owner came from the five brothers. And the reason why the five older brothers are so unwilling to see the original owner… He shifted his gaze to the estate list in the hands of the lawyer, and cursed Shi Xingrui with his teammate in his heart.

被父亲冷落甚至无视的孩子,面对被父亲偏爱的弟弟,怎么可能喜欢得起来。而且时家的情况要更复杂一点,还牵扯上了金钱利益。

How can children who are ignored or even ignored by their fathers like their younger brothers favored by their fathers? Moreover, the situation of Shi’s family is a little more complicated, and money is involved.

时行瑞这种背着五个大儿子,把所有遗产留给小儿子的做法,简直是在嫌时进身上拉的仇恨不够多,死得不够快!

Shi Xingrui’s practice of carrying five eldest sons on his back and leaving all the inheritance to the younger son is simply because he feels that Shi Jin’s hatred is not enough and he died fast enough!

“……玛利亚庄园,这是所有不动产。另外,时先生交代,瑞行的股份将由您全部继承,鉴于您还没完成大学课业,所以在您能独挡一面之前,公司将由副董徐天华暂管,您可以从旁监督。以上就是遗嘱的全部内容,您确定没问题的话,请在这里签字。”

“…Maria Manor, this is all real estate. In addition, Mr. Shi explained that you will inherit all the shares of Swiss Bank. Since you have not completed your university studies, the company will be transferred to Deputy Dong Xu Tianhua is in charge, you can supervise from the side. The above is all the contents of the will. If you are sure that there is no problem, please sign here.”

律师终于念完了遗产清单,把几份文件推到了时进面前。

The lawyer finally finished reading the estate list and pushed several documents to Shijin.

时进回神,扫一眼脑内已经走到998的进度条,果断把文件推回去,坚定说道:“这些东西,我不要。”拿了进度条就得走满嗝毙了。

Shi Jin regained his senses, glanced at the progress bar in his mind that had reached 998, pushed the file back decisively, and firmly said: “I don’t want these things.” After taking the progress bar, he had to walk full of hiccups.

律师抬手揉了揉耳朵,怀疑自己听错了什么。

The lawyer raised his hand and rubbed his ear, suspecting that he had heard something wrong.

“哥哥们没有的东西,我也不要。”时进起身,满脸孩子气的倔强,表情紧绷着,一副强忍着悲伤的样子,“爸爸这样是不对的,这些我不要,你拿去平分成五份,给哥哥们分了吧。”

“I don’t want the things that my brothers don’t have.” Shi Jin got up, his face was childish and stubborn, his expression tense, and he was holding back grief, “Daddy is wrong, I don’t want these. You take it and divide it into five equal parts and give it to the brothers.”

律师这下是真的懵了,说道:“可是小时先生,您的哥哥们都已经有了自己的事业,拿不拿遗产对他们来说都一样,而您还没成年,这……”

The lawyer was really dumbfounded now, and said: “But Mr. Xiao, your brothers already have their own business, and whether you take the inheritance is the same for them, and you are not an adult, this… …”

怎么会一样,那区别可大了去了!

How could it be the same? The difference is big!

时进演技突然爆发,大喝一声:“够了!”

Shijin’s acting suddenly broke out, and he shouted: “Enough!”

律师被喝得闭了嘴,滑稽地瞪大眼看着他。

The lawyer was so drunk that he shut his mouth and stared at him funny.

“哥哥们可以自己奋斗,我也可以。”时进侧身,语气悲伤,“爸爸说哥哥们是他的骄傲,我也想让爸爸和哥哥为我自豪……你走吧,我累了。”

“Brothers can fight on their own, so can I.” Shijin turned sideways, in a sad tone, “Dad said brothers are his pride, and I also want my father and brother to be proud of me… You go, I’m tired Up.”

说完转身就走,挪着胖胖的身躯回到二楼的房间,砰一声关上门,所有伪装卸下,紧张地捂胸口,问道:“小死,我刚刚表现的怎么样?”

After speaking, I turned and left, moved my chubby body back to the room on the second floor, slammed the door, removed all the disguise, and tensed my chest, and asked: “Little death, how did I behave just now? ?”

“啪啪啪啪。”小死用掌声给予了肯定。

“Papa, papa.” Xiao Death affirmed with applause.

“谢谢捧场,谢谢捧场。”时进羞涩道谢,期待地搓手手,问道:“拒绝了遗产,我的进度条总该退了点吧。”

“Thank you for joining us, thank you for joining us.” Shijin thanked him shyly, rubbing his hands in anticipation, and asked: “I rejected the inheritance, my progress bar should always go back.”

小死也期待地搓手手:“一定一定。”

Xiao Di also rubs his hands in anticipation: “It must be.”

两人一起看向进度条。

The two looked at the progress bar together.

时进大惊失色:“怎么回事?进度条怎么不退反进了?”从998变成998.5了!

Shijin was shocked: “What’s the matter? Why doesn’t the progress bar retreat but advances?” It changed from 998 to 998.5!

小死尖叫:“我不知道啊!”

Little death screamed: “I don’t know!”

       

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